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Mom, it’s super sunny! I want to STOMP outside!
What do you mean, I’m still grounded?!
#chair jail#please#GRUMP#side eye#Kirby#tortoise#Russian tortoise#chair#grounded#towel#fluffy#cushion#cute#animals
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Trying to be healthy but-
Alternative solution:
#min draw#minbitt#standing desk#the fragility of my posture#what do you MEAN i can't just spend my life drawing#i have to stand??#move???#oh#O H#JAIL FOR MY PHYSICAL WELL BEING#doesn't help that i never sit 'properly' in a chair
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smth smth about 'the thing that the character did that you thought was rly rly funny in the moment is actually linked to a terrible trauma that lies within said character.' or wahtever.
#jrwi show#jrwi fanart#jrwi riptide#gillion tidestrider#made this within a short span of wahtever bc i gotta go up to the mountains for my stupid gay job tonight n im trying#nnot to frrRREAAAK THE FUCK OUUTTTTTTi dont wanna work but. get that bread we fuckin shall i guess#ONWARDS TO THE FISH TORMENT!! sometimes flowers feel pain when you trim them before their blossoming. atleast i imagine so#i used to draw gillion with loooong hair tied into a big ol braid. and then it was confirmed that he had short hair when he was little.#AT FIRST I WAS SAD. but then i realized the duality of. when they were little. gill had short hair. edyn had long hair.#AND NOW THEYRE OLDER. and gillion has long hair. and edyn has short hair#both mirroring eachother. looking up to eachother. subconsciously or not. they most certainly care. and most certainly miss eachother.#GILLION ALWAYS LOVED HOW LONG HAIR LOOKs. atleast i imagine so. he hasnt cut it since he left the undersea. sure he wanted to go back home#but even at the very start. he knew he was free in some way now. free to grow out his hair. an adventure would await him before he returns.#he knew it would be a while. so he cant let this go. he cant let this sought-after hair-length get cut away from him again#not yet. not yet. i like to think he loved music too. I SAW SOMETHING INTERESTING A BIT AGO#i see alot of ppl commenting on my baby gill comics like;'i wouldFIGHT this teacher i wanna KILL EM i want them DESTROYED#all very good and nice sentiments! i LOVE the energy here! and it would be nice. to have that catharsis#but the story of young tidestrider is not a story of catharsis. it is a story of agony and being so so small and so special and also so dum#and sucking so bad. and just being a kid and doing the things that a little kid does and so many tired tired people reacting badly to it#youre supposed to be the hero that will save us. our world hangs in the balance and you are the one who tips the scales.#YOU are supposed to SAVE US!! you NEED to SAVE US! CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SQUIRMING IN YOUR STUPID CHAIR!!#you'd think that young tidestrider ought to prevail. and be tucked someplace all safe and sound.#elders gone missing and rotting in a jail. their cultists nowhere around. but theres no happy endings. not here not now.#this tale is all sorrows n woes. you may dream that justice n peace win the day. but thats not how this story goes#BIG ideas for this lil baby gillion series. if anything i make ever gets disproven im killing myself in a well as to poison a water supply
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not me typing a whole rant about some catholics being insufferably smug about their "better looking churches" while ignoring the history behind the barebone austerity of protestant churches and then deleting it all because my seething anger isn't christ-like either
*gnaws on wood* God help me love your children even when they are absolute prigs
#christianity#catholicism#CAVES!! PROTESTANTS USED TO HAVE TO WORSHIP IN ACTUAL CAVES!!#THEY INVENTED PORTABLE PREACHING CHAIRS THAT COULD BE DISGUISED AS *BARRELS*#BECAUSE THEY WOULD GET KILLED OR SENT TO THE GALLEYS OR LOCKED UP IN JAIL OR SEPARATED FROM THEIR FAMILIES IF CAUGHT WORSHIPING#YOUR CHURCHES HAVE ALTARS TO MARY'S GREAT AUNT AND JOSEPH'S SECOND COUSIN'S TWICE REMOVED BE SERIOUS#EUROPEAN CATHOLIC CATHEDRALS WERE BUILT WITH TAX MONEY AND COMMISSIONED BY THEIR RESPECTIVE STATES#PROTESTANTS CHURCHES HAD TO BLEND IN OR BE DESTROYED#and sure some places don't have that historical context#protestants weren't persecuted in the US and the catholic church wasn't state-sponsored there#but obviously that bagage informed their architectural choices for centuries afterwards DUH#are you being dense#and do you truly genuinely believe the God who came to earth to tear the temple's veil and preach on beaches and mountains *cares*#He told his own people *repeatedly* that no house they could ever build was worthy of His glory please be humble#He *deigned* habit the tabernacle and then the two temples as a demonstration of his grace and love not because the buildings merited it#and then He explicitly made *us* his temples and He promised to be with us wherever we worship Him please be humble#God doesn't care about stained glass windows He made the entire sky so we could always see his glory <3
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#dogblr#rory borealis#shes standing on a grooming table and snooping around the dog storage table#so barely a crime#but she recently learned how to become tall#(the chairs are moved for pikes recovery jail pen)#and shes exploiting it
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Just waiting to pump some volts into you.
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Turner comparing Cirie to Derek F…………….. ratioing him on twitter isn’t enough, I need to hit him with my car
#bb25#brain dead#must have had his eyes closed the first half of the game#he has about 0 critical thinking skills#jail#electric chair
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Jim: You’re a psychopath.
Edward: I prefer the term “creative”.
#gotham tv#gotham fox#Gotham memes#gotham incorrect quotes#edward nygma#gotham riddler#the riddler#gotham edward nygma#gotham jim gordon#jim gordon#literally the scene where he confronts Ed about the slowed cuckoo clock in that audio clip#Edward ‘’psychopath’ seems a strong word’ Nygma#I find it hilarious how Ed just had that specific chair in his apartment turned into a makeshift electric chair#like he knew his day of reckoning was coming#he said ‘if I’m going to jail might as well make my arrest theatric’
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Hannibal being sad about Will being locked up will never not be fucking hilarious
like GIRL you put him there!!!
#dude cmon#you put your boyfriend in jail and now youre staring at his empty chair like he's gone off to war#SIR YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF#hannibal lecter#hannibal#hannibal nbc#will graham
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Could you explain how head shaves are done? Do you do them restrained, etc.
The first thing to note is that head shaves are one of my absolute favorite aspects of prison intake and I would, if given carte blanche, head shave every inmate that signs up for Hampton! Obviously, that is not the case. We will do head shaves only based on a specific request by the inmate prior to arrival. Because of certain licensing laws in Iowa (where Hampton is located) we technically cannot cut hair for a fee, so we have to be very careful how we approach this.
If you were to simply request a head shave as a part of intake, you would likely be sheared immediately following your intake search and shower. If this was a request as a cooperative inmate, you would simply be seated in a chair in the intake shower corridor and shaved down.
If you were to resist or request a forced head shave, we would use one of our two restraint chairs, strap you down and shave your fucking skull as roughly as possible. In this case, please specifically ask for Pitbull!! I would bery much enjoy shaving you down!
In either circumstance, if you want a before and after mug shot that will be done for you!
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if there's one crime i can never forgive jess mariano for it's scoffing at lindsay's love of michelle branch
#jail for a thousand years#michelle is an ICON#(and yes i know she's about as far as you can get from his taste in music so that's why he's like 'jeez' but STILL)#i want to strap him to a chair and force him to listen to her discography until he changes his mind#he needs to listen to goodbye to you and WEEP#michelle branch#jess mariano#gilmore girls#justice for lindsay lister
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Since Vergil did not appear by mission 15 of DMC4 I am assuming he got lost in the Florida Everglades. Someone please find and rescue this poor man, he can only survive so long on motivation and pond scum.
#ngl I headcanon the sparda bros as florida men#like obviously they aren't canonically but also they totally are#they are florida man coded and you cannot convince me otherwise#dante in the 'florida man does crazy shit- promptly thrown in jail' way#and vergil in the 'florida man sits outside in lawn chair during a hurricane- does not move at all' way#shitpost#art#digital art#shitty art#devil may cry#devil may cry fanart#dmc shitpost#dmc vergil#vergil devil may cry#devil may cry vergil#dmc
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Take this, inmate!
#jail#prison#convict#inmate#prisoner#turtle suit#pepper spray#correctional officer#restraint chair#restrained
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Is no one gonna talk about the fact Kevin lost his virginity at 14 to a GROWN WOMAN!?
#f is for family#kevin f is for family#kevin murphy#tf!?#like wtf#jail#electric chair#execution#kill her
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11,000 years?!
Fucking hell!
That’s amazing!
EXTREMELY rare Turkish W right there.
(Still, fuck Erdogan, I’d give him 15,000 years in the electric chair.)
11,000 years!
Who was the judge?
Fucking Miette?
“Jail for CEO! Jail for CEO for 10,000 years!”
What’s next? Are they gonna imprison him in the fucking City of Silver pocket dimension?!
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#crypto#fuck crypto#anti crypto#turkey#news#fuck Erdogan#everything is in the news today#ten thousand years in the electric chair#jail for a thousand years#miette#bionicle
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some of the biggest mysteries to me (besides every buddie scene ever) is why they hide his flower tattoos and straighten his hair. let that big hunk of a man be a little soft, he likes it that way!!
Criminal. Someone needs to pay for this
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