Step by step guide on how to be called cringe by Tommyinnit.
Get the quote book in the mail yesterday
College Mailboxes closed so you get it this morning
Open the package and slide the book into your backpack for safe keeping
Have breakfast and a near panic attack due to seeing a person who you’ve left things on a bad note in the cafeteria and gives you terrible anxiety when you see them.
Have a Geology Oceanography Class
Get lunch forget about the quote book
Go to the Geology Oceanography Lab
Progressively as the lab goes on get sicker and sicker until you are sweating a lot and can’t see straight
Walk back to dorms
Take like a 15 minute nap and shower before going to pre-algebra from 6:30 to 9:30
Learn nothing and join call with your besties to bully them before going to sleep.
Try and sleep only for your need to piss come out of no where and your roommate is taking forever so you decide to get your backpack together like sliding in your copy of the Communist Manifesto only to find the quote book.
Tommy: when I look at my breakfast, I ask my father, ‘how many hundreds of thousands of dollars is the golden cornflakes cost’ and if he says under 500k I throw it at a wall.
Wilbur bursts into laughter, which lasts a few seconds. Phil wheezes along
Wilbur: that’s a quote! That’s a quote. Where’s the quote book?