If whatever nonsense screechings currently in my description are not enough for you, here have some more

YOU MAY CALL ME: Magpie. Or my URL. if we’re friends you can call me whatever the fuck I don’t care

PRONOUNS: before I answer that I would like to ask you a question first. Do you ever wonder why we’re here?*

GENDER: it’s.. uh. it’s really complicated and I’m not that good at explaining it here let me link some video essays that go into better detail [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]

AGE: old enough to legally write this while drunk, young (looking) enough to still get carded

LOCATION: under a bed somewhere. maybe on the ceiling. idk it changes.

TRIGGERS: kittens ;-; any cats really >.< also trees and plants. @_@;; they terrify me. I’m trying to overcome my fear by exposing myself to pictures of them which is why I reblog them so much**

DIAGNOSES: I have a meme disorder and terminal bitch disease. and depression because who fucking doesn’t.

DNFNGDIN OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THOSE LETTERS ARE: ok I’m actually going to answer this one semi seriously and say if you’re a minor, I can’t exactly stop you from being here but I do not recommend it. I’m vulgar, crass, lewd, and a general menace. this is far from the most dangerous place on the internet for you to be, but it is not safe. if you see something here that upsets you, save yourself the trouble and just block me because I’m not going to stop being an adult in an adult space just cause some kid I don’t know and have no responsibility toward peeked through the window. think of it like this: if you walked into a bar would you tell them to stop selling alcohol just because a minor happened to walk in uninvited? There are a handful of types I’ll just block on sight whether we’ve interacted or not. I block people a lot. don’t worry about it.

* (if you don’t get the reference, the answer is “it’s one of life’s great mysteries!” or something like that. I’m saying it’s a mystery. my pronouns are a mystery, just like everything else about me. also go watch r/v/b it’s good)

** lmao this is a blatant fucking lie. maybe don’t have a list of things that trigger you out in the open and clearly available. same goes for any other personal or identifying information.

Estoy en IG @sinesteeesia

Sound up and listen close for cat chatter...there was a fly on the ceiling 😹 #siberiancat #chatter #catchatter #ekekekkekkek (at Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUtqS25gPHT/?utm_medium=tumblr

Ekekekek goes Lollipop! 🔊😺🐈‍⬛ Don't miss her tiny squeaks, and Medley's chatter - they played so hard they were panting! (see last video). This new wand toy was such fun, I had to separate them so Medley's enthusiasm wouldn't push Lollipop out. And this is just a fraction of this morning's play period! #ekekekkekkek @ekekekkekkek #catchatter #catchattering #blackcatsofinstagram #black_cat_crew @black_cat_crew 🍭🐈‍⬛💗🐈〽️ #starkravingkittens #lollipopkitty #medleycat #starkravingcat #starkravingranchito #austincats #kittenvideo #cutekittens #kittenvideo #kittensofinstagram #kittens_of_instagram StarkRavingCat makes hip, handmade toys and gifts for cats and #catlovers near #austin . Founded by the amazing #tamaleceo #angeltamale - See profile for webshop and #etsyshop #etsy #etsycattoy links. https://www.instagram.com/p/CRPjWHrp4xj/?utm_medium=tumblr

Idk who does she even talking to 🤷🏻‍♀️ Sorry, Creamy. I don’t speak Cat. Firstly, she was chattering to birds who created some nests out there, then just begin meowing randomly like she is talking to everybody in the living room lol. #cutecats #domesticshorthaircat #Creamydacat #mycatcreamy #lousyone #talkativecat #catchattering #catchatter #catchatteringatbirds #catsofinstagram #집사의일상 #집사그램 #집냥스타그램 #냥스타그램 #도메스틱숏헤어 #냥채터링 #누구한테말하니 https://www.instagram.com/p/B0g_BUYhq0G/?igshid=gq3kuq3taqvs

Peanut talking to our balcony #birds 🐱🐦 So #cute! #cat #catchirps #catchatter #birdwatching #meowing #catsofinstagram #instacat #catstagram (at Williamsport, Pennsylvania)

#Ilovemycat #catchattering she is so funny. I think she's trying to mimic the sous of the birds. Or just gets really excited and wants to go after them, or maybe it's a form of echolocation =] #felinepowers #facinatingfelines

#LazySunday birdwatching with The Boss. #catchattering #catchirping #oneeyedcat #catsofinstagram #bbthecat #catsagram #bigboss #bakedbeans #windowperch

I’ve been practicing my new @ekekekkekkek style for a little while now with these birds who are building the annual nest on our porch lights 😹😹 mom says my technique is a little unusual but the over the shoulder work really is a nice touch even if it is more of a meow. #ekekekkekkek #catchatter #littlefiglittlefig . . . #oliveandryevids #catvideo #cute #cats #snapcat #funnycat #funnycatvideo #buzzfeedanimals #cute #oliveryefig #thedodo #weeklyfluff #catsofinstagram #9gag #meowed https://www.instagram.com/p/B-XdOsij-wd/?igshid=1hc9qjqgsf6q

My darlings 😘 . . . #catsofinstagram #furbaby #samsunggalaxys9 #catchatter #furryfamily https://www.instagram.com/p/BuH5OWDHz2G/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8wn6bkkj5cqd

One talkative kitty 🐱 Just start petting and she gives a running commentary! ***************************** This is a #repost from @bmillervideos via @PhotoAroundApp Why do cats do this? @Regranned from @msdixielee - This kitty LOVES his back scratched... Via @fluffypiqasso 🐈 - #regrann #Cat #CatTalk #CatChatter #TalkingCat #Kitty #KiityLovesTheAttention

uh, how do systems name themselves? we feel like every other system we meet has a name for themselves as a group.  such n such system, the so n so collective etc. how do yall decide on those names? We have been “us” for years but have never been anything as group besides... us.

not too keen on tagging, but this post is ok to reblog/respond to whether you follow me or not.

Poor baby, the birds sit right below the window and tease her. #lucy #cat #catsofinstagram #chatter #catchatter (at Waterloo, Ontario)

Maneki chatter ♥️👀🐦. #siberiancats #catvideo #chatter #catchatter #ekekekkekkek #adventurecat #birdwatching #catsounds #cattalk #hunter #isee #birds #loveit #ilovecatssomuch (at Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSkMOGkJAkB/?utm_medium=tumblr

(I see you)

WOO-lots of follows and asks already, thank you! >v< Just going to show off the avatar here and make a note that my ooc is tagged #catchatter so feel free to blacklist that if you’re just here for the Sylveon.

Tuffy can't keep it in her pants at the sight of birds. #catchattering #catchirping #catsofinstagram #ToughChweong