Vincent Price at the opening of The Tingler (1959)

if you're about to get top surgery, you may hear a voice in your head telling you to make a joke about getting something off your chest even though it's overplayed. im here to let you know it's your imperative and sacred duty to not only make the joke but to tell it to every person you talk to. and that you are right it would be funny as fuck. this is not sarcastic if you tell enough people one of them will have never heard it before and also it's still funny to every person who has heard it listen to me this is a once in a life time opportunity— [i start getting dragged out by the palace guards] commit to the bit!!! if you don't you'll forever wish you had!! heed my warning or forever suffer the cons— [castle door slams shut behind us]

Howl’s Moving Castle - Fan art by Julia Tveritina

I still think one of the funniest experiences of my life was watching American Psycho with my sister and afterwards we both went "okay. Lets do something more lighthearted now" and put on the dubbed version of Howl's Moving Castle and we both lost our minds when we heard Howl start talking

Falin's Moving Castle

have you heard of that new hot spot in ba sing se 🍵

The boy who swallowed a star

find me in the future.

Dance 🐉

Alhambra Castle | Granada, Spain.

bathtub in château laurens, france

mark ferrari

"Not everything is about your blorbos" to you maybe. To me every other song and probably that car commercial is about them