listen I’m not a fan of hazbin hotel by any means but they did kinda go off with that cunty radio bitch with the transatlantic accent

Cassie-isms  ☆ 20  "Sometimes, inspiration arrives when we least expect it."

"I mean, its LA. I got flipped off this morning for... Well... Driving."

Cassie.

For your consideration

Portal 2 but every time “moron” is said it’s replaced with “bitch”

cinemasins b like this director made a choice (ding)

gosh I love having sisters. One of them texts me saying “it’s urgent” and when I call her in a panic it turns out she just wants me to recite the boob poem I memorized again because she forgot it and couldn’t be assed to look it up. And the only evidence I get that the other is alive is a steady stream of the most random of memes that she sends straight to my phone.

I just hate it when new content comes out for the kind of cringe hyperfixations I had years and years ago and then suddenly in one fell swoop I am (a) reminded of how I was when I was obsessed with that thing and (b) thrown violently Back into that obsession nonetheless

anyway that is all to say that I don’t want to hear a word from y’all when avatar 2 comes out because what I do during that time is between me and my 12 year old self, the rest of you are just here to watch

feeling violent today so it’s great that I may have the opportunity to sword fight my friend in the name of medical school equity in a bouncy castle on campus

dude this last depressive episode has been so boring that I’ve started washing my face with something other than surgical cleanser

just experienced childlike wonder at a kowalskis market

call me chell the way I cannot speak and would absolutely reactivate the omnipotent AI who hates me so that she could test and insult me for the rest of time ❤️

gonna start printing out my favorite tumblr posts to decorate my apartment. so watch out

me: ugh I don’t know why every time I wake up I have horrible crushing pain in my chest. anyway, time to get back into bed under my 50 combined pounds of weighted blanket :)

the problem I’m having is that the number of my favorite guy from my new favorite sport is the same number as my least favorite guy from one of my favorite animes which means I can’t embroider it on my jacket so easily

like how do I make it clear that it’s 44 in a 🏎🇬🇧🏆 way and not in a 🤡🃏🤢 way

love it when cats are deliberately ignoring you but then they turn one ear towards you like yes girl I know you can hear me

do you guys think I should buy the tumblr shoelaces and lace up my ice skates with them what do you think?