These people are dead, Burke! Don’t you have any idea what you have done here? Well, I’m gonna make sure they nail you right to the wall for this! You’re not gonna sleaze your way out of this one! Right to the wall!
PAUL REISER as CARTER BURKE
ALIENS (1986) dir. James Cameron
You didn’t see what other options there were. If the Facehuggers weren’t going to kill you, the Weyland-Yutani executive might. The Facehuggers not killing you was what started the problem in the first place.
Your hole clenched at the memory of the parasite embracing your cock. Its limbs caressing your abdomen, tongue slicking your cock, tail sodomizing your dry anus. The monster took its sweet time, too.
No matter how hard you tried to push the appendage out, it just patiently continued the violation. You realized, after a couple minutes of futile straining, you were getting hard. There was little else to do but submit. (Xenomorph breeding practices weren’t in your thoughts.) Just as you were doing now.
Their behavior made it clear these Facehuggers were abnormal. They weren’t glorified reproductive organs. This was recreation for them. Burke was at least nice enough to provide lubricant. (A scarce resource on the Sulaco.) This time. If this “educational” video wasn’t satisfactory, you were warned, he would try again.
Like recording alien-on-man porno- “______, hurry up. Your partners are waiting,” drawled your producer’s voice from the PA system. No doubt with his hands down his pants. Anticipating the gang-bang from behind various monitors. Which, Carter Burke explained, would provide various angles and closeups of the penetration. You emptied the rest of the tube into your ass.
Setting it aside, you spread your cheeks and ignored Burke’s chuckle. Of course, there was also the silent threat of extortion. This movie was just another piece of blackmail. Who knew how long your humiliation would be exploited? The idea of him helping himself to one of your holes was horrifying. Even more horrifying than the four Facehuggers beginning their leisurely crawl to your waiting body. Burke’s member might not be able to explore your colon as deeply, but from what you saw it could definitely split your back-side in two.
Shameful fantasy, possible reality.
“…love your slutty… ass…”
If it wasn’t “slutty” before, it was now. You had to admit that much. Maybe if you’d let him stick a finger in there or give slide his member between your cheeks… But you’d only wanted to hook-up with the other Marines. Now all you could do was submit. And so you did.
The first Facehugger you scooped up, easing its journey to your slick pucker. It pounded at a steady rhythm, wrapping about your cock, lovingly milking. You bent forward so the second one could mount your face.
Eat your heart out, Carter.
The one actual Facehugger enjoyed your reciprocation. Enjoyed your lips and hot, wet mouth. The final two crowded onto your chest, tongues acquiring your nipples, and furiously humping. You laid on your side to provide a better view. To your blackmailer and anyone he might show the video.
Finally watching Aliens for the first time. Which, I know. As a huge sci-fi nerd, I should've seen it long ago, but I just never did. It was one of those movies where I knew I wanted to see it and that it would probably be right up my alley (which the first hour confirms), but my brain was always like "yeah, but it's not going anywhere. We'll get to it later." And then I just, never watched it. I bought a box set with all of them in it like 2-3 years ago and I even ripped the first two films onto my computer about a year ago. But, it took until today to finally watch it after all these years.
Marvel Comics' "What If...?" Comes to "Alien" Franchise
Marvel Comics is bringing the "What If...?" format to the Alien universe. Marvel's "What If...?" stories lets creators explore divergent paths from the cannon stories. Aliens: What If...? is a 5-issue story that takes readers back to the 1986 film Aliens and asks "What if Carter Burke lived?" The series hails from writers Paul Reiser (the actor who played Carter Burke), Leon Reiser, Adam F. Goldberg, Hans Rodionoff, and Brian Volk-Weiss and artist Guiu Vilanova.
Thirty-five years after the events of Aliens, Carter "Burke is eeking out a cursed existence on a backwater asteroid. With his once-promising career in the toilet, Burke's only remaining purpose in life is to care for his daughter, Brie. She hates him, probably for being a horrible person. And when she finds out what he’s up to now? It’s not going to be a friendly reunion. Has Burke learned his lesson, or is he about to get all of his companions killed again?" (Marvel Comics)
Aliens: What If...? #1 (of 5), featuring a cover by Phil Noto, goes on sale on March 6, 2024.
(Image via Marvel Comics - Phil Noto's Cover of Aliens: What If...? #1)