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the12thnightproject · 13 days
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Can I request a Headcanon of the Ikemen Sengoku guys in an airport/plane with MC, pls? I can imagine a group of grown men (except Kennyo b/c he's more mature and calmer) fighting on who'll get sit next to MC.
Hi Anon!
Thank you for the ask. I hope you are having a nice week…
Now… as to your question, this might be half headcanon, and half a logic problem, along the lines of, “if seventeen warlords and one MC arrive at the airport for a 5p.m. flight, who sits next to MC?” So it’s like math, which is not exactly my strong suit, and if I lose a warlord en route (I mean, airports are kind of like giant wormholes anyway, and if Delta can lose one of my suitcases between Minneapolis and Cleveland, it's equally easy for an airport to lose a warlord... or twelve), my apologies.
We begin with 17 warlords & MC approaching the ticket counter. As it happens, the answer to the question “who sits next to MC” is determined right at this moment… but I’m going to leave you in suspense for a little while longer (because besides myself, only two other people know the answer to that question, and one of them is a sweet elderly lady who works for the airline).
Our next stop the baggage drop off… where Mitsuhide hands Masamune a water bottle laced with sake, and tells him to drink it quickly because it can’t go through security. Five minutes later, an unconscious Masamune is in a steamer trunk bound for Hawaii.
Now 16 warlords & MC reach security… and we lose Kenshin immediately, because he packed Himetsuru Ichimonji in his carryon, and threatened to kill the TSA Agent who requested he give it up. Of course Kanetsugu stayed behind with his lord, as did Sasuke, who decided he needed to stick with Kenshin to prevent a TSA massacre.
The 13 warlords who survived the TSA experience make their way through the terminal. Unnoticed by them, Mitsunari steps onto one of the moving walkways. He is not seen again, but six months later, is discovered squatting in the stockroom of one of the airport bookstores.
Soon after, Ranmaru and Keiji, enticed by the music, detour into the Karaoke Bar, where they are discovered by a talent agent and placed in a new J-Pop band.
We’re now down to 10 Warlords plus MC, but this is the moment that Hideyoshi reenacts that scene from Home Alone where Mom realizes that Kevin is missing… except instead of screaming “Kevin!” he screams, “Mitsunari!” and goes off in search of his lost vassal. Meanwhile, it will probably come as no surprise that Yoshimoto has vanished in the depths of the retail area of the airport. This is also the moment that Ieyasu and Motonari realize that being in an airplane means they will be trapped in a giant tin can with over 500 other people and nope out of the entire experience.
The 6 remaining warlords and MC continue through the airport, where their numbers actually increase for a little while when Kennyo attracts a small group of homeless Hare Krishnas who imprint on him like baby ducks, and trail after him. Unfortunately, while trying to talk them out of basing a new religion around him, he loses track of time, and misses the flight.
And so, it should be 5 warlords plus MC who make it to the boarding area of their flight. Except remember I said I was bad at math. We lose Kicho to the space time continuum in some kind of weird infinity loop which would make sense if I were good at math, but I am not. Basically Kicho has disappeared, but not to worry, he’s probably happily causing mayhem in early 20th Century San Francisco.
So now at the boarding area, we’ve got Mitsuhide, Nobunaga, Yukimura and Shingen standing around, looking at each other. Mitsuhide, Nobunaga and Shingen all claim that they are going to sit next to MC. Yukimura would certainly like to sit next to MC, but even he knows that MC can only sit next to two of them, and he’s not going to go against Shingen.
But…. Wait a minute… when they print out the boarding passes at the gates, they discover that the seats are already pre-assigned! By luck, or more specifically, by a sneaky strategist who (1) figured out that the ticketing agent is the person who has control over the seat assignments, and (2) flirted with said Ticketing Agent to assign specific seats, it is discovered that Shingen and Yukimura will be sitting on either side of MC. Mitsuhide and Nobunaga have been assigned seats in the last row of the plane…
…by the toilets.
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tinyyoungblood · 2 years
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don’t be shy,
post sum of those drafts
pairing: peter parker x avenger!reader
a/n: you asked and you shall receive. here are very random scraps that i pieced together and somehow it worked lol enjoy x
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the avengers on long bus rides
long bus rides are the only times where the world is balanced and at peace (forced smile from steve)
it’s also the only times when everyone will chime in on those sea shanties that steve loves so much, so that’s a plus
the team knows that their captain is a sea shanty WHORE so they always go all out for him and do harmonies and quite impressive choreos
once they’ve run out of sea shanties, they switch to musicals and it’s kind of like football jocks meet theatre kids
everyone has their troy bolten moment at some point, but it’s loki who really shines
he gets really passionate and ends up singing all parts and no one can blame him because mans got the voice of an angel and he knows it
nat is super supportive and cheers him on while recording everything. no one questions why she has a folder on her phone that is called “blackmail material”
tony likes to show his support by throwing money at loki
the others reenact that scene from harry potter where harry tries to catch hogwarts letters falling from the ceiling although there are loads of them perfectly lying on the floor
they fight tooth and nail to catch the money with a ferocity that puts the gods in shame
peter shoots his webs to pin the dollar bills to the wall like he suddenly got a lifelong supply of them and clint acts like his arrows are made of harmless rubber
rhodey joins in, puts on his suit, and almost blasts happy ✨to death✨while trying to catch a one-dollar bill
happy swerve the bus off a cliff and someone screams
(it was loki)
wanda has to save them and proceeds to bench them all for an hour
bucky, friend to no vehicles, is grumpy the entire time but y/n has made it her temporary calling to cheer him up
“i don’t like vehicles and this is why” *y/n whips out a duffel bag and slaps it* “yea, well, but what are your thoughts on sudokus”
bucky curls up in the back like the senior citizen that he is, sandwiched between y/n and bruce with a lifelong supply of sudokus scattered around him
they quietly help each other out and it’s very wholesome
tony and peter can fall asleep anywhere on the bus with their necks and limbs turned at all kinds of unnatural angles and sam winces before tearing his eyes from them
he makes a mental note to buy them neck pillows
nat suggests playing ‘i spy’ because it seems less lethal than the yellow car game but clint, sam, and thor get way too enthusiastic about it
they have their faces pressed against the window, eyes wide and unblinking, unaware that they’re frightening half of the people sitting in the passing cars
at some point, they lose all sense and just randomly name everything
“i spy with my little eye something that is red” “that car” “no” “that car” “no” “clint’s sweater” “it’s not—” “bucky’s pen, the flowERS, MY SHOES, THE SKY”
rhodey and nat are surprisingly good at that game and their calm demeanour drives the others insane
“fine. i spy with my stupid little eye something that is amber—” “bottom left button on the inside of loki’s overcoat, try again”
wanda and vision are in charge of lunch and handing out lunch boxes to everyone is a delight to them and a very. scary experience for the rest of the team
“here you go, buck. a turkey sandwich with cut off crust and extra tomatoes” “oh you didn’t have to cut off—” “😠but you like it. don’t you😠” “...yes”
peter and y/n are sharing a seat and y/n shows him her online purchases on her phone. peter is really sweet the entire time and comments on everything with genuine interest until rhodey pipes up from behind them
“you ordered new shoes? y/n, you don’t even go outside enough to justify wearing shoes”
they shush him and proceed to share headphones to listen to peter’s current favourite songs
at some point, tony announces, “alright ladies and gentlegerms, cap is making us stop the bus so we can get out and go for a two-mile jog through the woods *unenthusiastic jazz hands* if anyone wants to fling us off a cliff again, now is the time, i repeat—”
they still end up running and it’s insufferable. it’s hot and musty and just ~unpleasant~
somehow the avengers have evolved into a chaotic Debate Team and now they’re discussing who gets to be carried by thor and bucky
at an intersection, the two of them stop to catch their breath and they’re both just staring at each other, sweaty and covered in avengers hanging off their limbs
thor, prying loki off his back: “i’m sorry but we’re gonna have to do something different here”
y/n is hopping off bucky’s back when there’s suddenly a loud, ugly sound reverberating through the forest, followed by many footsteps that seem to come closer by the second
they run
branches keep tearing at their skin as they bolt through the woods but they’re not stopping because it’s clear what is happening right now
they’re being chased by wild boars
at this point they’re just embracing death and if they survive it’s a bonus
a boar comes running towards bucky and wanda but bucky “i have been falling for 90 years and i’m sick of it” barnes stares it straight in the eye, daring it to knock them over and the boar just squirms and make a u-turn
another wild boar seems to have decided that clint is not part of the herd because it sends clint FLYING in a quite impressive and beautiful arc
steve tries to ditch clint and train the boar
clint wasn’t hurt by the fall, but he stares at steve as if he might as well have broken a rib
they’re back on the bus and happy cocks a brow when he sees that everyone is exhausted and covered in dirt. he chooses to say nothing when nat climbs in with loki half-leaning on her for support and glaring broodily at the floor
everyone just wants to sleep and forget that the avengers were almost defeated by boars but bruce and sam keep bickering in the front row
“it’s too bright in here” “it’s the sun” “the lights get too noisy” “…what” “make it stop” “what do you want me to do?? turn off the sun???”
peter and y/n are huddled in a seat again, sharing headphones to drone out the noise and the moment he hits play, y/n looks at him blankly
peter, shrugging: “what? my 7 songs still go hard”
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what are your seven songs that still go hard? pls tell me bc i desperately need new music <3 stay hydrated pals
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koulia · 1 year
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Can I request a sfw alphabet wit a black fem s/o for rensuke, bachira, and chigiri (blue lock) pls?
𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓 !
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◈ 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 — rensuke kunigami
◈ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 — nothing
◈ 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓 — headcanons
◈ 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐄 — fluff , a hint of angst??
◈ 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 — i only added one because it would’ve taken wayyy too long for the others so i’ll just link bachira & chigiri’s after ! hope that’s okay
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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
in the beginning of your relationship he was kinda shy on affection
on one hand , he wanted to show you how much he loves you
and on the other hand , he didn’t wanna make you uncomfortable
most the time , you had to initiate physical contact until he got more comfortable with it
the first time you complimented him , he looked off to the side and mumbled a small “thank you”, a blush spreading on his cheeks
he loves kissing you , was shy at first but now it’s like second nature to kiss you on your forehead whenever
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
i feel like at first , rensuke would be in the friendzone unintentionally— one day you would say he’s like a brother to you
but going into the relationship was a pretty clean process. he got advice from his 2 sisters on how to get a girlfriend and from there it was smooth sailing.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
he likes cuddling after practices
he’s not the biggest on it but he’s willing to do anything for you
he’s usually the big spoon
loves when you lay on his chest , he gets to see your pretty face up close and you get to sleep on top of a personal heater <3 win win situation
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
he’s pretty good at cooking and cleaning
he’s the type of boyfriend to cook breakfast for you if you’re sick <3
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
rensuke would do it in person definitely
he wouldn’t want to break up with you , but it just wasn’t working
he was very sweet about it :(
if you broke up with him , he would sulk for a while
would say “i get it, y/n” or anything like that
he didn’t want this to happen but he won’t beg you to come back either
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
he has thought about marriage before but hasn’t brought it up
he would love to be able to call you “y/n kunigami”
when he does propose , it wouldn’t be anything fancy
he would take you to the place he asked you out , reenact the day yk yk , and instead of asking you to be his s/o he asks you to marry him <33
very soft husband we love him
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
physically and emotionally gentle with you
you’re literally his pride and joy atp
iif he hurt you in any way he would be so disappointed in himself
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
was a bit hesitant at first but now he loves giving you hugs
his are the type that you NEED after a long day
rensuke’s hugs are like bear hugs
he wraps his arms around you and just holds you <33
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
he says it pretty often
i think he said it around 4 weeks? so not too early but not never yk
he always means his words too
he’ll never get tired of saying i love you
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
rarely gets jealous
he trusts you!
the only case i can see him getting jealous is would be if he thinks somebody is better for you
he won’t say it tho
he thinks he’s good at hiding it but he’s really not :(
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
rensuke’s favorite type of kisses are forehead kisses
he loves rolling over to you and kissing you in the mornings once y’all wake up
he’s not the best kisser in the world but they’re rlly good
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
he’s pretty good with kids
he has a younger sister and he helped his older sis take care of her
kids love him
one time a kid said his hair looked like a spiky orange and he just laughed
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
mornings are soft and warm
loves holding you close to him in the mornings
maybe he’ll get up and make breakfast
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
he has a pretty nice sleep schedule
so he would make sure you do too
he’ll trace circles on your thigh until you fall asleep
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
rensuke would do things slowly
he would tell you the important things first
after that he would wait until a few months in to say the heavier things
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
fairly calm
he would never get angry at you
he might get annoyed because of an argument that shouldn’t happen
but would never lash out at you
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
he’s a very good listener
he would ask lil questions about what you’re talking about
he remembers basically everything you tell him
loves the way your face lights up when he remembers a tiny detail
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
his favorite moment would be when he told you he was going to blue lock
when you said you were proud of him and would support him forever , his heart leaped
he was blushing so hard and just wrapped you in a hug
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
he trusts you
he would like it if you texted him when you got home so he knows you’re safe
but he’s not overbearing
pretty tame tbh
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
he puts so much effort
he just wants everything to be perfect for you
especially anniversaries
anniversaries with kunigami are so special
you can never forget them
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
he doesn’t tell you when he’s jealous and lets it bubble up
he doesn’t lash out per se
he just breaks down
now , rensuke isn’t one to lose composure when it comes to things like this
but he just can’t hold it in anymore
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
he’s not obsessed with his appearance
but he always makes sure that he’s not musty n shit
a man who washes behind his ears !!
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
he loves you with his whole heart
he’s not dependent but would definitely feel upset without you
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
he smells like cologne
not a bad one either , he just smells like it
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
he wouldn’t want somebody who is a generally bad person , like somebody who is mean to others for no good reason
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
he wakes up pretty early
which means you do too
he loves cuddling you while y’all sleep
like i said , personal heater
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equestriagirl16 · 2 years
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Songs bnha bois and their s/o would listen to that’d get yall in the mood~
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Note: these songs don’t have to be character specific, in fact these are more general song recs. I just kinda listed them in association to the drabbles. I honestly imagine different bois with the different songs all the time so the same can go for y’all😂.
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Sero Hanta-🩹
Lotttttttta Chris Brown. Def stuf in the R&B/electro dance realm, Trust. My boi Hanta is flavored mkay. He wants the vibes to be at a maximum, yall bumpin but it’s still soooo intimate. Nah but this particular time yall probably break out dancing in the kitchen listening to somethin like Coño. Now imagine with me JUST LISTEN- you winnin to the ��bomb bomb bomb bomb” part, he pulls you in with his tape holds your face with one hand and moves your head to the lyrics. “Right” then “Left” has you look directly into his eyes “Drip” and he makes both your bodies roll. “Coño” and he controls your hips while you both two step to the beat. That lil two step turns into grindin real quick. You good though, you’re dealing with the master of catchin it after all. Lawd PLS-the body rolls, he’s so tall too just the full waves he makes while his abs are flexing I-🥵. The type to either cover his face or hold your waist or any piece of clothing your wearing to make sure you ain’t goin NO WHERE. Just makes it his mission to have you feel absolutely everything he has to offer🤌. From his hands, his hips, to his...well ya kno. He’d adlib and hype you up so much to the point where you are just glowing with confidence and he LOVES to see it. Eventually he just holds your body close to his, take this opportunity to make a move maybe grind more kiss him whisper somethin nasty. You are being TOSSED into bed before you can even blink. Dw he brought the speaker, this party’s goin all night.
Songs recs: Indigo, No Guidance, Often by sicksick, Tempo, Coño, Imitadora(these last two are so basic I’m sorry I need to listen to more Hispanic music, I am also open for recs😅)
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Katsuki Bakugou-💥
Fuckin, that ONE part in Streets is his favorite. Katsuki’s more so someone who likes the beat and vibe and don’t rly care about the words. But he likes seeing you rap the lyrics in the car with complete confidence. Just feelin yourself in the passengers seat next to him. He’s smirking hard glancing at you every now and then trying his hardest not to crash. That don’t mean you won’t act like a lil sh!t and tease tf out of him tho👀, trailing your hands down your body. Rollin and air fuckin with the snarkiest look on your face. You hear him mumble somethin before pulling up in the drive way and yanking you out the car. Next thing you know your up against a wall and you squeak lookin up at him while he smiles at you. He asks you where all your confidence went before asking your Alexa or something to play the song again.
Song recs: Streets, Birthday sex, Skin
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Denki Kaminari-⚡️
Denki isn’t someone that takes a lot to get into the mood. By that I mean he’s just an enthusiastic boi😂. A good bit of nasty lyrics and he is all yours. He’s definitely someone that favors lyrics in that case, the verbal cues are what rly rile him up. Y’all are probably in your house playin games in the living room while you let your playlist go, you kinda forgot what songs you got on there. Definitely somethin like Slow Down by Chase Atlantic comes on and y’all are shmovin’. You both full on sing the chorus to each other alternating, and coming closer together. Each word coming out with more and more lust, while you climb on top of him. When the last set of words leave your mouth slowly, you stare into his eyes and his face is BEET red. But he still smiles and grabs your waist, flipping you both over. Oh how the turn tables~. He turns up the volume on the speaker and tries to reenact the song with you in the most painstakingly hottest way possible.
Song recs: Slow Down, Swim, 34+35, ...Extraterrestrial😂
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Izuku Midoriya-🥦
Oh Izuku my sweet boi, my sweet sweet..not as innocent as we think boi. He’s on the more intimate and romantic side of things tho, he doesn’t rly need smexy lyrics to get in the mood but they are an added bonus. He just needs his beauty and the beat (yes I made that reference). Your probably in the kitchen by yourself cleaning and singing to some Ella Mai. Boi gets star struck by you constantly so he’s adopted the habit of just staring at you when you’re in your element. It’s not the greatest habit tho since more often than not he’s so quiet that it scares the sh!t outta you when you finally notice him, and he just apologizes like crazy. He wants to make up for it by dancin with you, he got GUD over the years and he’s pretty decent with his hip and rhythm game. It’s just the right amount of sweetness that it melds into intimacy that has you both melting. Extra points of you keep singing to him. And when you look into each other’s eyes, I ain’t never seen two love sick puppies in the same room like that. The aura is intoxicating, whatever’s happens after that just feels so natural and euphoric it’s bliss🥰.
Song recs: Trip, Boo’d up, Sin city(his lightskin ass would😂)
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Kirishima Eijirou-🪨
Kiripima is nooooot picky, no way no how. Sexy lyrics, cool. Bumpin beat, great. You feelin yourself, OOOOOH-Thats my sh!t right there!! I wanna say y’all are coolin down after a work out in your bedroom. You kno how after you after some good physical exertion the adrenaline is just at a high and having something to provide good vibes just adds onto it and makes you feel like your floating. That’s basically what’s happening at this point in time when somethin like 2 on starts to play on the speakers. Your laying flat on the bed while he’s sitting in a chair on his phone, you start singing and moving your body in place. He looks up at you with a toothy grin and decides to start recording you. He hypes you up while standing to walk over to you without you noticing. Before you know it your putting on a full performance from the bed. When the songs done you feel a dip in the side of the bed, you see him towering over you smiling with the phone covering his face. He tells you that was some show you put on but now...it’s his turn. When the next song comes on he decides to give you a more one on one concert.
Song recs: 2 on, The Take, Wap w/gunboikaz addition, Lights Down Low slowed version
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@vilbabywrites cause it’s been a minute✌️
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allkinds-oftrash · 18 days
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The Crown S5E8 Commentary 
To the two people who actually read this, hi I’m finally back with these commentary! Its been a busy last two days but we’re almost done!!
Non-Spoiler Thoughts: Great dramatic episode for the tipping point of the saga that is The War of The Waleses! While I get why we got a look into the politics of the BBC, that storyline paled in comparison to the drama of Charles and Diana. So my main two complaints is: They should have shown us the full scale of the War of the Waleses and the interview’s tone should have been different. The tone they adopted worked within the context of the show and Diana’s characterisation this season but failed as a live recreation. For me personally, I think its crucial for the show to get the public events and live recreation scenes absolutely accurate so it can’t be easily discounted as fully a work of fiction and so it can go hand in hand with the scenes that are fictional - since there is so much free rein around those scenes. For me the live reenactments ground the show for me. Overall, I did enjoy it! 
Spoilers Under The Cut:
Okay the ACTUAL Bashir Interview episode Let's goo
Lmaooo William "I might understand it if it was made in my lifetime" PLS HE'S SUCH A MILLENNIAL I like his relationship with Lizzie, it's very sweet Not her comparing changing TV sets to becoming Catholic 😂 Lizzie what are you doing Time to modernise Elizabethh
Diana and Dr Khan my beloved!!
Gsshsjj ohmygod Nov 5 was when Diana recorded the interview And on Guy Fawkes Night - the i r o n y
Tween William is right for setting boundaries but it's also really sad to see She's so alone sigh
I think the BBC sideplot would have been more compelling on it's own if it wasn't going up against the royal family subplots John's right thoughhh about the ethics Also the politics of it all, we really can't escape it huh
It's so funny Dukey wants to do a Queen tribute all while the Bashir interview is being arranged behind his back LMAOO THE RUPERT MURDOCH NAME DROP/CALL OUT I CACKLED DHJDJDJ Dukey why are you sucking up to Lizzie so much kdjdkdk NOT JOHN SAYING YES OUT OF SPITE I'M SCREAMING Lmaooo the excitement on Bashir's face that was endearing
Not Earl Spencer being paranoid about MI5/6 and Jepson Look what you did Martin Bashir Oop you've been caught buddy This is why you should always keep your story straight Oh god shut up Bashir not you turning the siblings against each other
Lmaooo they're going hard on the connection to Nov 5th - I wish they actually released it on that date itself it would have been a vibe! From Bashir drawing the connection and William's school covering it We love to see it! Living for the parallels 👏🏾👏🏾
God this was THE LOOK It's happening omg it's happening Let's go Elizabeth Debecki let's see what you're made of I can't decide if the choice not to show a live reenactment of this interview was good or not Definitely takes the pressure off Elizabeth D but still would have liked to see her recreate it. Like Ik we've all seen the original but it would have been nice to see it fully play out in the episode.
John having a whole crisis in the beach is so funny and relatable pls I wonder if he regrets it now
Hohoho this conversation is gonna be intense Glad she's being honest with Lizzie At least you got a heads up Yesss call her out Diana!! Well make the time Lizzie God I wanna hit my head against the wall Take some accountability Elizabeth Windsor
Do you really Lizzie DO YOU DEFEND HER?? NOT HER GASLIGHTING HER NOT THE INTERVIEW COMING OUT ON THEIR ANNIVERSARY DGDJJDJD YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP I'M SCREAMING
Ohmygod Dukey you have no idea what's coming OHMYGOD DI PICKED CHARLES' BIRTHDAY SPECIFICALLY FOR THIS TO BE ANNOUNCED WE LOVE the pettiness!!! She deserved to do this Yes is it a little mean?? But Charles put her through the ringer, now it's his turn to be put THROUGH IT
Gsjdjej John breaking the news to Dukey I'm cackling The way his face drops omg John said No ❤ to Dukey's protests and we have no choice but to stan Oh it's gonna be memorable night alright I can't believe the Panorama interview overshadows their anniversary pls shdkdk
Everyone's faces omggg Choose Your Fighter; The Reaction to Tampongate or the Panorama Interview
Okay yeah there's a sardonic edge to Elizabeth's answers as Diana when it should have been more sad esp the iconic "There was three of us in the marriage" but I don't hate the change. It works in the context of the show even if it's inaccurate tonally from the actual interview. Yeah Elizabeth Debecki definitely needed to look more sadder in this interview. The sorrow line did not hit as hard.
Charles throwing a tantrum I can't even Okay she did pull it off well in the end But yeah tonally the performance was off It just needed to be more devastating and wistful.
Not Dukey apologising and resigning dhkdjdd This is so dramatic pls
William's scenes/reactions in this feels loaded after what he has said recently about the interview
Overall a great dramatic episode, just slightly disappointed with the portrayal of the interview recreation. 
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shespeaksinsongs · 10 months
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🐇 tuxedo sam - mini games (fmk, cym, wyr...)!
Wyr have a very girly tea party/smoke cigarettes and lavender blunts with Lana whilst wearing the prettiest sun dresses, drinking rose in teacups and eating some french pastries I can't pronounce, in a ridiculously pink mansion orrrrr have a sword fight with enemy!king!Draco whilst wearing a gorgeous ball gown in the mids of what once was a ball; escaping the scene by him running after you with the prissiest smirk on his face as if he knows you wouldn't dare go any further... As you get to the edge of a cliff you feign surrender, he stops his movements and fakes boredom upon your silly antics, still.. you jump/letting yourself fall backwards of the very steep cliff as you salute and wink at him to be clever all whilst falling to this song
And just as you're falling you see his smirk fall, he had never seemed so petrified ver before; Mortified that the only person that has ever made him feel something other than bored has basically thrown herself into the abyss with little to no hesitation, he tries to run after you but as he gets to the edge he sees that you just dived into the ocean, taken back by the ravine, but still eager... He plunges after you...
So... What do you pick?
YOU ASKED THIS AS IF IT'S EVEN A CHOICE?!!?! OF COURSE DRACO?!!! we can reenact beach day afterwards... 😏 also, the ball gown and sword fight part?! fuck that, i can have a pink aesthetic tea party AFTER i get this man. pls.
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time-to-cause-chaos · 2 years
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catch me to infinity
5 times Wanda catches Peter, and 1 time she doesn't know if she can. (Reblogs appreciated <3) (st*rk*r shippers, pls DNI) (also this is PLATONIC, not slash so yeah, pls don’t read this as slash)
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1. Accidentally, off a couch
“Wanda”  Peter says, laying across his chair, feet dangling idly in the air.  
“Wandaaa”, Peter whines again.  His half-finished hot cocoa sits abandoned on the coffee table while Wanda sips hers quietly.
Wanda pauses the tv, raising an eyebrow and looking over to Peter with an unimpressed look.  
The guy on the screen is leaning against a wall, mouth half-open, caught in the middle of a joke.
“We’ve watched this episode like a million times.  I can probably tell you every single line and scene by heart at this point.”
Wanda sighs, “Which one should we watch then?”
A quick glance at the window says they’re still stuck inside, if the storming winds and downpour mean anything.  They didn’t have a problem with some light rain, in fact, if Tony and Steve hadn’t expressly told them they couldn’t go outside, they would already be soaked and muddy.  The last day they’d gone outside in the cold though, the next day was full of fevers and snotty napkins so it was decided they’d actually listen this time.  That rainy day had still been awesome though and there were absolutely no regrets, even when Peter was delirious and giggling everywhere in a haze.
The sitcom playing in front of them was one of Wanda’s favorites - probably why Peter had put up with watching it for the millionth time - but at this point, she was barely making it through the episode without wanting to rip her hair out.
She was bored.
Peter came around her and sat on the back of the couch, his feet planted on the cushions.  Flipping through the shows was a waste, they’d also gone through nearly every episode they could and starting a new show right now sounded exhausting.
Wanda slumped and Peter got up, standing on the sofa, “There are so many things we could do, we’re in the Avengers Compound, there can’t be nothing to do.”
“We could go swimming?” Peter asks.
Wanda groans, “Then you’ll be the one explaining why we got sick again”
“Wanda, it’s indoors”
“N-o” she spells out, “No swimming”
“Well what about-”, Wanda doesn’t figure out what Peter was going to say because his balancing act comes toppling down, maybe balancing on his heels and pacing on the headrest of the couch hadn’t been one of his best ideas.
Peter yelps and his arms come over his head as he crashes to the floor.
...Except the crash never comes.
Instead when Peter opens his eyes, his nose is one inch from touching the floorboards and his limbs are covered in bright red ripples of light.
“Whoa”, he breathes, uncurling himself and spreading his arms out, as if he was floating.
Wanda scoffs and with a flick of her fingers, let’s go of her hold on the mist and helps him close the gap between himself and the floor, dropping him harmlessly on the floor.
He picks himself up and looks at her, mouth agape, “Wands, you have powers!” he shouts in glee.
She rolls her eyes and snorts, “Really, Peter?  That is news to me.”
“No, no I mean imagine all the fun things we could do with this”, Peter’s hands flail wildly to emphasize his point, “we could prank the others, for one”
She smirks up at him, “That’s actually not a bad idea”
“When have I ever had a bad idea”
Wanda’s eyebrows pinch together in exasperation, “The swimming idea?”
“Okay, fine moment of weakness but anyways,” he grins, “We need supplies, I’m going to get supplies” 
He snaps his fingers and is out the door before he can hear Wanda yell, “If Tony grounds you, it’s not my fault!”
2.  Mysteriously, for the suspense and drama
Peter laughed into the comms as he kicked one of the bad guys down, “Was that a dad joke, Mr.Stark?”
“It was a pun, there’s a difference Spidey” Tony grunts, blasting up into the air and firing another guy down a stairwell.
Clint pops on the comm link, crackling into their ears, “I’m pretty sure that was a dad joke Tony”
Peter shoots a web onto the ceiling and swings around, webbing up the last few people in the room, “Mr.Stark, just make sure to give us a warning before you go full dad-mode and start playing golf and bringing us our lunches”
“I actually think I did bring your lunch to your school that one time”, Peter doesn’t have to see Mr.Stark’s face to know he’s smirking.
“Nope, nuh-uh, no I definitely don’t remember that”
“Oh yes you do,” Tony laughs, “Your face was red the entire time”
Peter grimaces,”No idea what you’re talking about”.  Oh he definitely did, it had been embarrassing, god and Ned’s jaw was practically on the floor while MJ watched unimpressed as the entire class’s eyes bulged.
“I think I saw some dudes slip up to the roof, I’m going to go grab them” Peter says, changing the subject and looking for Tony for confirmation.
“Go ahead, Underoos.  I’ll be right behind, just going to make sure law enforcement have a hold of these guys, first.”
Peter nods and slips out of the room, already running up the fire escape.  
He bursts out onto the roof and immediately has a gun trained on him.
“Make one move, Spiderman, I dare you”
“Well, I do love a good dare”
Peter ducks behind a potted plant just as the guy fires a bullet.  Spinning out from his hiding place he yells, “I’m going to call you Boots!”
The man was wearing heavy black combat boots with large wedges, a short person’s true love, Peter thinks.
He had thick wedges too on most of his sneakers, but he assured himself Tony he only wore them because they were fun to wear.
Speaking of, he was pretty sure Mr.Stark made his shoes with wedges in them too-
Peter yelps and ducks as the gun fires again, missing him by a foot this time.
Anyways, he was average height, thank you very much.  Anyone who said otherwise could eat his webs and dirt.
Peter notices a slight hesitation in his opponent’s movement and immediately shoots a web out, yanking his gun arm down.  
He flips behind him and punches him down right before the man flips back up, nailing Peter on his nose and forcing him back.
Peter yelps and realizes their fight is nearing the edge of the roof, which had a good 8-story drop behind it.
He tries to push his punches in another direction, trying to redirect them both before one of them goes over but the man stays strong pushing them closer and closer to the edge.
Wanda’s voice comes in through the comms, “Peter, where are you?”
“Roof” Peter barely gets out through his grunts.
“I’m under you” she says.
Ironman comes out through the roof access door and watches as Peter stumbles, barely inches from tipping over the side.
He raises a metal hand, ready to shoot but Peter stops him, “Just trust me”
He would’ve let Tony handle it, but the blast could knock him off too, not just the other guy, and if he was going to plummet off a building today, he wanted to do it on his own terms.
Balancing on the small wall, the only thing keeping him from falling off, Peter jumps sideways just as the man raises a leg to kick him down.  
Peter smirks, using two fingers to salute, “Sayonara, sucker” he laughs as he pushes off and starts free-falling backwards, wind and gravity pushing on him.
That was so cool, he thinks.  It was a perfect reenactment of those scenes in movies where a character will dramatically fall off a roof narrowly escaping their nemesis and then gets caught by like, a dragon or a flying pirate ship.
It’s called a fashionable exit, to all the uncultured misfortunes who think it’s stupid.
Mr.Stark was probably pretty confused about what just happened though.
He plunges through the air for a full three seconds before he’s caught by Wanda’s magic, floating mid-air.
He catches a glimpse of her pursed lips and smiles, “You’re so dramatic” she tells him, concealing her amused eyes.
Wanda takes them both up to the roof where Mr.Stark already has the man Peter was fighting, tied down.
Tony groans in exasperation when he sees them both, already having figured out their little magic act.
They just laugh.
3. To annoy, off the counter
It’s a Friday and the essay sitting on the table next to Wanda has already been long abandoned.  He was not going to waste another minute trying to figure out what personal connection he could make the short story they’d been assigned to read during class.
He related to it because he’d been in a similar situation maybe?  
But anyways, he wasn’t going to waste time trying to find a way to spread that over 8 detailed sentences and supporting textual evidence.
He’s sitting on the counter and watching Wanda and Vision read books next to each other on the chairs.  Wanda’s legs are resting on Vision’s lap and as fun as it was watching them both, he was still exhausted and not in the mood to face the dangers of his other homework for tonight.  
Didn’t Mr.Stark say not to risk his life unnecessarily?  This should definitely count because just looking as the textbook took away two hours of his energy, at this rate he’d be on his death-bed by nightfall.
Munching on a protein bar, he looks up at the ceiling.  
The only one in the building right now, besides Vision and Wanda, was Steve - well technically Mr.Stark too, but he was in a board meeting that Pepper begged him not to bail on so he was off-limits.  
He glares at Wanda, trying to get her to notice him bored out of his mind, but she stubbornly stays focused on the page.
She’s actually reading Harry Potter, the result of Peter’s pestering, and she loved it.  The plan to get Wanda to do something with him was interfering with the joy he would usually feel though.
Like yay, my pseudo big sister is finally catching up on all the books and movies she’s missed while working with evil people but also please please please notice me before i throw my stupid homework into the sink disposal-
His alarming train of thought still didn’t catch her attention so he slumps before getting up and deciding to walk all over the counters and ceiling.  You know if that mark on the wall from when someone - ahem Clint ahem - had thrown a pen on the ceiling, acted like a mark he could pretend he was doing an obstacle course.
Yes, he could see it now, he’d do a cartwheel over the pen mark on the ceiling, then run on the wall, then he’d jump over the couch, and jump back onto the counter, the living room was plenty big enough.
Wow, this is a sorry excuse for fun.
He did the course three times and was skittering across the ceiling when Steve walked in and immediately shook his head at him.
Peter freezes in surprise and looks guiltily at Steve.
“I’m guessing the homework didn’t get done”, Steve says.
Peter sits criss-cross on the ceiling, if he gets down, he’s probably going to be guilt-tripped into doing his homework and no thank you.
Steve sighs and looks at him, “At least get down, you’re going to fall and get hurt.”
“No I won’t.  I’m part-spider, this is like my natural territory”, Peter says.
“You have the traits of a spider”
Why did he always have to pull out the school detention PSA voice?
“But look!  I can do a cartwheel on here, I’ve been doing them and I’m fine”
He’ll get down, as soon as he does just one, little cartwheel to annoy Steve.
Of course, that’s when his body decides to betray him and he slips, losing his grip on the ceiling.
He wasn’t worried about falling and smashing his nose at all, he knew Wanda would catch him every single time, in fact he’s already crossing his arms over his chest and scowling as he hovers on his back 3 feet above the ground.
Steve walks by him, still suspended in the air, and ruffles his hair, “Homework now”, then probably feeling bad for Peter, he adds, “Tony said you can use the lab later if you finish early”
Peter groans, “Fine”
Wanda puts him on the couch and he walks over to her and drops in the chair next to her on the table.  She hasn’t looked up once this entire time, not even when she’d caught him in the air, only unlatching her fingers from Vision’s and stopping his fall with her powers.  
Now she looks up and smiles at him, poking his forehead and pushing his computer towards him.
He groans again.
4.  To spite and win, off the balcony
Peter licks his lips, running through the plan again.
There’s someone coming down this hall, he can hear their soft footsteps padding on the floor.  Peter’s going to jump out and get the offending person out of the game, it’ll be easy as long as he times it right.
He jumps out from where he’s hiding behind the door frame and pulls up the gun aiming it at the unsuspecting form.
His paintball gun chooses right then to stall and dang it, that means that he has no defense or attack.
He looks up to find Clint grinning at him coyly, gun already trained on him and finger poised on the trigger.
He yelps and jumps out of the way just in time, the purple paintball splattering against the counter.
Peter runs back through the hallway, getting away from Clint and his treacherous smile (it was the smile of a deranged man who would do anything it takes to win paintball) and finds a cleaning closet to hide in while he fixes his gun.
Did the plastic pieces just have to jam right then? Talk about shitty luck.
He picks at the inside of the barrel with a toothpick and grins as a faint click ensures that the machine is functioning again.  The paintball that had gotten stuck shoots out and Peter ducks out of the way as pink splatters against the dark wall.
He knows Clint’s prowling the halls for him right now and he prays the man didn’t just hear the shotgun go off.
Slowly creaking the door open and making sure there’s no one there, he tip-toes out and runs to the balcony, it’s the perfect place to hide out and wait for his next victim.  The second anyone enters the living room, he has the perfect view on them and nobody looks at the balcony until it’s too late, which means more wins for him.
He underestimated Clint though.
The older man jumps out (umm where did he come from??) and kicks Peter’s gun away from him with a triumphant laugh.  Peter backs up against the cool metal railing and looks at him imploringly, “Can we talk this out?” he offers weakly.
He really regretted voting for the no superpowers rule now.
“Any last words, Parker”
Peter turns his head around, looking for a way out.  It was too high to jump from without his webs and it won’t be possible to run around Clint without getting hit by a paintball.  
Right before he decides to accept his inevitable defeat he sees a flash of bright red hair hiding in the branches of one of the thick, green trees below them.
“You know what, you got me Clint” he smirks, letting Clint bask in his moment of victory for a second, “Just kidding” and he flips himself back off over the railing.
He really wishes he could’ve seen Clint’s face at that moment, sadly success came with a price.
Right on schedule, the sharp red crackles of electricity catch him a couple of feet from the ground and he plants his feet on the ground, turning around to face Wanda.
“Thanks Wands”
“Oh I didn’t do it for you”
It takes him a second too long to figure out what she means but by the time he does it’s already too late, a dark red paintball slams into his protective vest.
“You’re a traitor, Wanda” Peter sulked, wow and here he thought he could actually win - or at least come second to Nat.
“All is fair in love and paintball”
5. Unwillingly, off a stage
Wanda had decided to pick Peter up from his Decathlon practice, it was always Happy who did it but he was sick and plus, they could grab some ice cream and talk before they had to head back.
She tapped her fingers idly on the steering wheel, rapping out a misplaced tune and glances again at the school gates.  
She fixes the rearview mirror and frowns, Peter should have come skipping out 15 minutes ago.
Wanda steps out of the car and smooths her wrinkled hoodie, running her fingers through hair once in the window before walking towards the school.
Her sneakers squeak, echoing loudly through the empty hallways and she has to wrinkle her nose at the spitballs stuck to the walls and lockers.  Someone’s book report flits around in the air and suddenly, she’s incredibly grateful she never had to go to a real high school.
There’s a piece of paper with a handwritten “Academic Decathlon” scribbled on it taped loosely on heavy, wooden doors and she pushes them open, shivering at the rush of cold air that bursts out.
Peering in, Wanda sees Peter on the stage but he’s not alone.  There’s another high-schooler gripping hard at his shoulders and sneering at him, speaking words Wanda’s not close enough to hear.  It doesn’t take any amount of genius to know the two boys weren’t friends/
She doesn’t even have time to intervene because Peter’s pushed off the stage, it’s barely a 2 foot fall but Wanda doesn’t care, she’s angry.
Peter looks at her in surprise with dark red cheeks once she puts him, gently, on the floor.  He practically curls in on himself and she honestly wouldn’t be surprised if her skin was a similar shade as his, just not for the same reason.
She stomps up to the other boy who’s looking at her in alarm and pokes a harsh finger at his chest, “You. bastard.” she accentuates each word by pushing her finger even harder against his t-shirt, “What’s wrong with you?!”
She may not have gone to high school but she definitely knows what a bully is.  She’s had plenty of her own in the past, even if she hadn’t realized it at first.
It wasn’t fair Peter had to go through the same thing, school wasn’t supposed to be like this.  It was where you were supposed to goof off with your friends and learn, not get pushed around by kids because they think they’re better than you.
A hand tugs at her wrist and she’s so wound up nearly forgets to soften her face when Peter tugs again, silently asking her to just drop it.
She looks back at the bully who’s gone pale and pushes him, sending him stumbling back a few feet.
“Don’t touch my little brother again, asshole” she snarls before whipping around and dragging Peter out the doors by his backpack.
By the time they get to the car, Peter still hasn’t said a word and instead opts to look out the window, not even sparing Wanda a small glance.
Her face is still aflame and her hands are still clenched around the wheel as she pulls to the side of the road and parks, looking over at Peter.  His eyes are tinged red.
“I’m sorry” he whispers, the second they’re parked.
“Don’t say sorry, it wasn’t your fault, but why didn’t you fight back?  Just one shove”.  It doesn’t make sense, Peter is strong enough to take on super-soldiers, he practically is one himself with all his advancements, so why doesn’t he just push back?  He doesn’t have to get hurt like this, he doesn’t deserve to.
“I’m just Peter Parker.  I’m not Spiderman at school so it wouldn’t make sense, I can’t just do that”, his fingers dig into his thighs and he kicks lightly at his backpack.
“Then you could’ve said something to us,” she’s looking up at him, eyes almost crazed.  It’s not okay, it’s not even close alright, it’s awful that this happens to him.
And she knows it’s not just a one-time thing.
Not when bullying at Midtown has been discussed far too many times for comfort, not when he’s come back with bruises and marks even when he hasn’t patrolled in days, and definitely not when Peter just tried to subtly wipe a tear from his cheek.
She feels tired all of a sudden, as her raging wave of anger reaches a crescendo and plummets to the ground, scattering, dropping her intentions to take care of anyone who even comes close to hurting Peter with some well-placed punches and kicks.
Wanda sighs and squeezes her eyes shut, blindly, she grabs Peter’s hand and asks, “Was that the Flash guy?”
“No, Flash never gets physical, he’s not too bad.  This is someone else”
“So you’ve been getting bullied by multiple people?”, it’s not a question, she already knows.  “Peter, you’re Spiderman, you know this isn’t right so please, please the next time this happens just” she exhales, “Just please, promise you’ll tell someone, anyone and they’ll take care of it”
“Promise” Peter breathes from next to her.
“Okay” she pulls back into the traffic, “I’m getting cookie dough ice cream, which one do you want?”
+1.  This one was definitely not supposed to happen, shit, shitshit
It’s getting really hard to breathe.
Which should probably not be happening, but in Peter’s defense, he hadn’t even wanted to skip class.  MJ had told him to, quote, “Get out of here before your dumbass throws up on someone’s shoes” and for once he’d actually listened, deciding going home and sleeping his fever off was better than being stuck in a stuffy old classroom, doing schoolwork.  
The heater of the apartment sounded like heaven and sunshine right about then.
He was just going to take the subway when one of the tv’s turned on, flashing a news report about the Avengers fighting the group of people near the tower.
According to the news channel, they had a whole lot of advanced technology, from ray guns to shapeless contraptions you couldn’t tell heads or tails of.
And there were a lot of them.
So of course, Peter had immediately donned his warm hoodie and jeans and switched into his suit, already swinging towards to get there, it made his stomach queasy and his head spin, but it was fine, he was already almost there.
“Peter, you’re not doing this right now, stop it and go home”, Tony’s voice is playing through Karen the second he’s in range.
“Technically, I’m supposed to be in school right now, Mr.Stark”, Peter swings onto a roof and crashes against someone, knocking them down before looking at the metal cube object they had abandoned.
It was glowing a light purple, which should probably not be happening.
He walked cautiously around it and his eyes widened as the glow got brighter and spread more, covering the entire cube now.
“Shit!”
Peter manages to scramble back before it explodes, leaving a black scorch mark on the floor and the smell of smoke in the air.
“Peter!?”
Oops, he’d forgotten Mr.Stark was there.
“Yeah I’m fine, just where did these people get all this stuff?”
“No idea, but Pete, I swear to god get out of here, or else I’m calling your aunt”, there’s a strangled grunt and the comms go silent.
“Mr.Stark??”, there’s no answer, “Karen, take me to Mr.Stark”
He swings two buildings away and lands on the 9th floor balcony, entering and running towards the signal.  When he enters the room, Tony’s being held up against the wall by someone who’s wearing heavy metal body armor, it could pass for an Iron Man cosplay if you squint really hard.
He jumps over, kicking them down and ducking a punch.  Grabbing the wrist of the armor, Peter twists their arm and slams them on their back before immediately looking back at Tony and helping him up.
“You okay?”, Peter questions.
“Yup, something she used fried the comm link though, I can’t get to to anyone else”
Peter nods and they both run through the halls, racing to get to the top of the building. 
“What do they want?”
“I don’t know, but right now I think they’re just trying to blow stuff up”
Bursting onto the roof, there’s only one person there with some weird silver spear, which honestly looks pretty harmless compared to everything else.
The man there, sees them and immediately backs off, dropping everything and stumbling away with a forced smile.
Tony still closes in on him and Peter webs his wrists and legs to the floor, just in case.
They’re both looking down onto the other rooftops for trouble when the headache Peter has been ignoring grows, and he stumbles back feeling his fever spike.
Tony approaches him and kneels down next to him where he’s sprawled on the floor waiting for the dizzy spell to pass.
“Kid, you have a fever”, Tony says after asking Karen for his vitals.
Peter swallows and fights the urge to keel over and vomit, “I’m fine”
“If I had a penny for every time I heard that” he jokes, voice unbearably soft, “Listen, you stay here and I’ll come and get you when this is over, ‘kay?”
Peter’s about to nod when someone flies onto the roof, they’re wearing goggles and using mechanical wings to help them fly.
Peter’s too dizzy to do anything so he watches as Tony raises a gauntlet and fires it up with a low whine that resonates in Peter’s keyed-up ears.
“Back off”, Tony says as a warning.
The girl smiles and takes off the goggles, slipping them up on her head with a puckish smirk, folding her wings in.
“Pleasure to meet you Iron Man, as well as you Spider”, she has a lilting accent that Peter can’t place.
The gauntlet doesn’t falter, even as Tony shifts so Peter is stuck in his shadow, “What do you want?”
“I want one of your inventions.  I may not be in charge of all these idiots, but my best friend is our leader and if you get me what I want, this can all be called off.”
“Best I can do are scraps from the intern labs, sorry.” he says, before firing a repulsor as she ducks out of the way.
“I wasn’t going to this the hard way but I suppose I’ll have to”, her curly, brown hair whips in her face as she puts it up into a ponytail, still dodging Tony’s blasts.
Peter’s spidey sense flares just as her wings do and she’s coming at him at full speed, lifting him up and flying up, past the buildings.  Oh he really has to hurl now.
Tony swears and tries to blast up, only to realize the girl had stuck a small square chip on him and his suit’s shutting down, his breathing clips and he looks up to where Peter’s being flown up.
He gets out of the suit and runs to the edge of the roof, “Wilson!” he calls, signaling Sam over from where he’s hauling debris out of the street for a car to get through.
Sam flies up to him and without a word, grabs him and flies him over to where Clint, Natasha, and Wanda are a few buildings away.  The whole 30 seconds he hasn’t taken his eyes off the Peter-shaped speck in the sky that’s getting harder and harder to see.
He stumbles over to Clint who’s looking at Wanda in concern, arms braced behind her to catch her if she falls. 
Tony briefly wonders what’s going on, before looking up at the collapsing building in front of them, the scarlet circling her wrists, and the sheen of sweat covering her forehead.
Clint looks over to him, swallowing, “Steve’s in there trying to get the rest of the people out, we can’t get in though, it’s too unstable.  The second Wanda lets go, the entire place is coming crashing down”
Tony can’t hide his panic anymore and he points up the sky, “Clint, it’s Peter”
Clint follows his finger and he jerks, seeing the red and blue suit in the distance, “Oh god”
The comms finally crackle back online and Tony swears his heart skips a beat when he realizes the bird lady just dropped Peter, oh my god.
They’re well over 4,000 feet up and his heart is in his throat as Peter’s screaming floods through the comms.  
Wanda hears it too and her hold on the building falters as she falls to her knees, eyes squeezed shut.  Clint moves to hold her but hovers around her instead, glancing back up at Peter when Wanda has a semi-stable grip again.
Natasha kneels on the ground next to Wanda, “You’re going to have to catch him”
Wanda’s voice teeters on a cry, “I’m trying”
Tony holds back his own cry and desperately tries to speak into the comms, if Peter realizes Tony’s trying to get through to him he doesn’t acknowledge it.
The comms are filled with wheezing and rushing wind and Tony’s gripping his arm so tight because that’s his kid dammit, and he can’t do anything.
Wanda’s attempts at catching him are proving futile, she can’t handle anything else without dropping the building which she can’t do, not when Steve and a whole lot of people are depending on her not to let it go.
“Sam, can’t you take your wings up and get him?”.  He doesn't care how panicked his voice sounds right now.
“One of the guys stuck a chip on it, the thing’s dead-weight now” Sam says, voice filled with sorrow.
Tony gulps in a breath and falls on his knees next to Wanda, “You have to catch him, Wanda” there’s a grim undertone in his voice hiding the waver and pure terror flooding through his veins.
Wanda grunts, tears are shining in her eyes, if it’s because of the strain or Peter, he has no idea.
“GUYS! Guys, guys, I’m falling!” Peter screams into their earpieces, voice cutting out, hot tears squeeze at his eyes.
Wanda looks up with a new sense of determination and her eyes flash, Tony suddenly knows that anyone going toe-to-toe with her would probably run first chance instead of fight.
“You can do it Wanda, come on” Tony pleads.
Peter’s form is getting bigger every second, little by little.
At around 500 feet, a faint glimmer of red runs over his body but it’s not enough, it slows Peter’s fall the tiniest bit before he’s hurtling through the air again.
‘Tony, Tony, Tony” Peter says his name like a prayer in the comms and Tony clenches his fist again, switching between looking at Wanda and Peter so fast, he wouldn’t be surprised if he ended up with whiplash.
The strain on Wanda’s forehead grows and her eyes squeeze shut as she tears at her limits.  
Tony stands beside where she’s kneeled on the ground, trying to see if he’d be able to catch Peter if this didn’t work.  He really hoped it didn’t come to that though, he didn’t have his suit and with the speed Peter was falling at, he didn’t know what would happen.
Eyes focused on Peter, Tony realizes a thin, flickering layer of red is very slowly growing over his body.  Relief bubbles in his throat and Wanda is able to slow Peter enough so that he and Sam can grab onto him, they all fall to the ground in a pile of limbs.
Tony grabs Peter under his shoulders and holds him upright as he gags and chokes on nothing, taking off his mask and brushing his curls off of his sweaty face.
Tony’s ears ring with the lingering screams of Wanda and Peter, his throat feels raw and he realizes that in his panic, he had been screaming too.  And it wasn’t just his ears that were buzzing, it seemed like everything was still ringing, the air vibrating with panic.
Peter was held close to Tony’s chest as he shook with heaving gasps and suppressed sobs, dried tear tracks streak the sides of his face and Tony tries to comb his fingers through the knots in Peter’s hair.
Looking around, Tony took everything in, everyone’s faces were pale and Wanda was barely holding herself up on her elbows, her heavy pants were forced through clenched teeth.
She’d let go of her hold on the building as Steve had come running out, waiting till he was out of the damage zone before sending it all crashing down.  All of that had happened just seconds after she had managed to gradually slow Peter down and get him to the ground in one piece.
A sigh of exhaustion huffs through Tony’s nose and the team sits in silence for a few minutes, trying to process all the chaos that had just happened.
Clint was helping Wanda, shakily, sit up and Peter crawled out of Tony’s arms to her before wrapping his trembling arms around her shoulders and whispering something to her.
Tony doesn’t know what was said but Peter was safe, everyone was safe.  They were all alright and his breaths started to come easier.  
Natasha sat next to him giving him a small, reassuring smile.  He leaned back and shut his eyes, making a mental note to add a parachute to Peter’s suit, among many other things.  Also to thank Wanda, because if she hadn’t been here...Tony didn’t want to think about it.
That was done now though.  Tony’s chest feels much lighter when Peter smiles at him over Wanda’s shoulder, the type of smile that conveys a million emotions, with nothing else.
He gives a shaky grin back.
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bro like pls my eye so mudafukin tired. I REALLY FEEL THE URGE TO CUT AGAIN SPWOKXNQND I - PLEASE i want to sleep and i’m very fucking tired and my one side of my eyes is like blinking slower. also sorry that i long timeno
update. I’ve just been lazy to journal lolz. also i hate my. That’s it. i hate my.
socioqodiqkdkwk
it’s u know- i’m. how now la cb. my intrusive thoughts are back. Time for incest porn. fml. Not @ me thinking about harming myself and people i cherish. :D i’m terrified. omaolaoya. Oh and kimchi so good. EVEN THOUGH IT MAKES MY BREATH SMELL LIKE SOUR DOG SHIT. but no cap shits good.
i also don’t think scratching out ur loved ones face is very normal. I know it’s not normal BUT WAHT DA FAWK AM I AUPPOSED TO DO. IM JUST
rip. my knife mad rusty so i scared the rust will like kena infecriom or some shit . but jesus fucking did it make shit feel slightly better. i really was clean for the past sixmonths. And now i am d i r t y. honestly why am i like this.
which mtf biTCH MADE ME LIKE THOS YES I AM PUHLAYING THE BLAME GAME BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO FEEL LOLE THOS. I ONLY WANT TO KILL MYSELF
stop making me aroused to incest porn da fawk. i d w to fuck step dads. i only want step washing machine .
so anyways i really don’t understand why i so toksik la tbh. No excuse for it legit. i’m feel so bad. i feel like a person as dysfunctional and unhealthy and disgostang as me shouldn’t be with someone so... normal and healthy ig. Yo can’t ever imagine having supportive parents yo yo ... where can i sign up please take me. Like please he’s trying his best and ima be horse shit. He’s going to be tired of me and it’s gonna fucking hurt so bad purr. and ima have to find shit to fill the void. but if he leaves me, he wins. literally. nobody deserves to get with me, like nobody should have to suffer with me.
it’s just difficult. I’m sorry but i might accidentally unbag several experiences of my childhood trauma.
sorry gurlie 💆🏻‍♀️✂️ but i’m just mad that my mom didn’t just CHOKE ME HARDER. probably why i so into choking la deng , kinks are formed so as to reenact traumatic experiences under a controlled and somewhat ‘safe’ environment where you are the one in charge. also tip: put fingers around back and like idk how explain but yeah anyways, i’m mad at my mom for being toxic. and i’m more mad at her for not being toxic enuf to kill me.
why didn’t u just kill me why didn’t u just kill why didn’t u just jul me why didn’t u just kill me aozkwkkxkwks i hate everybody i hate everybody die die die dude i want to die I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME PLEWSE PLEASE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO SOE NOTHING IS EVER ENOUGH LZLWODOWKKDKS
i’m . maybe i’m gonna get better. i got through 2014,2015. It gon be cool. Just kinda hate it la when ppl compare toxic relationships LOL at least ur mother din take out knife because u don’t know 加減乘除 loh deng.
but rn i kinda mad she dint stab me la. and wow why my dad so hamsap. sometimes i’m scared to dress up. i’ll probably never forget that time. pls stop scratching ur dick lol it’s more traumatising than funny :D.
i just wish a car fucking bangs 9 me and kills. air will be the best bang of my life BABAHAHAHA. sohai i damn funny sia.kekekekekelek
ok la hope i die in my naps or something. and like hope ev realises his worth and that he shouldn’t stoop so low. He’s just too innocent for all this man. i’m thinking about selling my soul to capitalism and working my ass off just to be placed at a value of THE bare minimum.
You don’t need to worry about what you have to do in the future and work to get out of this ass country. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
ok srs bye liao . i need to like scroll tiktok before i think about some blood and killing and the time we were at china and i thought about this big drill thing that had spikes all over it shaped like an ice cream cone then i imagined it jabbed onto my ... birthgiver. It felt scary yet satisfying.
i swear i not murderer tumblr pls dun block me ah. I AM LIKE 30% EQUIPPED WITH HEALTHY MINDSET. i am cognitively empathetic . ig idk la i go scroll timtok liao so idt about shit...
FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIF FUCK
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(I'm sending this again ignore this if you already recieved one before. I was a connection problem and Tumblr was showing we'll sent this ask in a few minutes so I'm not sure if it got delivered)
No! No! Nooooo!!! Don't find out. I will feel embarrassed 😳
Okay so I'll do the eye squint what are you gonna do? I think you should fix my tie while I squint or we both could do cowboy hats version of Deancas.
We will also get a big print of that picture and we'll hang it in my new house above the fireplace so everyone can see it. Yeah. That sounds lovely😍😍 I'll wear it forever. And I will just go around showing it to the people this is my soulmate and they better say we are cute and adorable.
I'm on board that kinda nice. It's like the internet version of sharing ph.number. I'll shoot up a new ask.
(I had to sing this again. And remember this was the first song I sang to you when I came to flirt for the second time and you made me a locket)
🎶oh! You can fit me inside the necklace you got when you were sixteen next to your heartbeat where I should be keep it deep within your soooooul 💖💖🎶
(babe it’s okay just say the word and i’ll show up at tumblr hq with a grenade launcher)
aaah fine. maybe you’ll read the fic to me one night and i’ll finally get it... idk... I mean unless you want to... :b
i’ll do the best reenactment of all the greatest jacting joices😌🤝 omg I love that tie fixing scene, so much sexual tension✨✨✨ pls if we do Tombstone 2.0 I will literally ascend.
hell yeahhh!!!! and we’ll also have gold framed black and white pics of us all around our houses! I will never take it off, it’s going to be buried with me. and yes they better😠💖✨
ooo I’m glad you’re on board. and hmm it kinda is!
(this song now reminds me only of you! and of course I remember, how could I forget🥺💕 now this lyric fits us more with that locket and all)
🎶and if you hurt me, well, that's okay, baby, only words bleed. inside these pages, you just hold me, and I won't ever let you go🎶💕
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Clone Wars       A Friend in Need
Well let’s see you at the main cast            who has friends?
    Obi-Wan           a “girlfriend,”.         and apparently no one else
     Anakin 
      Padme
         - Who          does have the one person who most prominently featured the word           “friend”
                -Clovis
   But he’s been gone           since..
     Ahsoka;   
I mean does         Barisse count
 Oh wait I forgot a CP3PO        and R2D2
  So our, candidates are generally down to,       Clovis, Barisse, the droids           (CP3PO & R2D2)                       Or an unknown character                      coming from under the table                          (Which is always                            on the table)
                   (Oh and Jar Jar Binks,  who I don’t think classifies as a        friend ?)
  Which is why none of the characters have it           “ In response”           (To quote)
          Oh
       Mandalore?
        O-             kay?             ...              A
         I’m not sure I get the        whole design    thing- 
   Still slightly nope-    about it         -      Con-tinuing          -            ?         -        Um        -      What?         -            Also   isn’t he supposed to be a       kid?
    Like           he was one of the better kid representations in the show  just barely scraping over the hump around that time..
    I’m taking a break from the live commentary         just to see how          this plays out;
   [Random stranger shows up without an invitation and irritates literally everyone yeah sure let them stay
     - no       invitation
    -no    explanation      needed-
   - Not         like           this         could            Quite-          literally            fu- 
         An-             Way,
         See,
Also,     Dear-    God      ,
  [Skip      button       used           at        nausuem]
      Yeah,  I couldn’t stand        that,
      [It just, didn’t-]
       ?
     They’re just escorting him back to his        ship
           ,right
    [Oh so yeah whatever happened to that kid considering his mother was dead and his father is informed to be dead,
         How is he               alive?
         [also I will give it that it is still staying within the margins of       reasonable          child behavior or just            decent enough that it stays under the radar,         Though it does get me nervous,
       [That or I’m just kind of numb to it,         Focus,]
    Also yeah       what was         expected to happen?              -
        -          Ok seriously       who gave the kid the order is though           (Okay who gave the kids the orders though because I’m               little sus.            Nothing serious        yet just a bit skittish,”
         Okay,
        Es-              Cape
          Oh gosh they’re doing the Boba Fett thing                  aren’t                    they?
            Sen-ator?
          Whoa, whoa                the fuck?                      .                   Dude                       is like 12.                     (16 maybe)
                    Like,                          No,
                     (Unless that was a bit      At his involvement in      politics,)
       Also what is up with his size when we last saw him he was a- l- significantly smaller and clearly a child
    [The scales          a little off       in that frame.
      Why,
       -
         X
       Whelp,     A war just broke out,               -           And Ahsoka       just dragged the Mandalorians           into a war,
        .
       Wha-
    (Also pardon     me but in the queen say something about        subtle ?)
      -          Whe-
     Co-rousant
     Also yeah the council is going to love that
       “ Hey cancel I found a separatist, can I keep it               ?”
            Re-               P-ublic.                 -                   Is he a spy?
          [Like yeah   admittedly that seems like a lot of work to go through,]
           Oh so yeah that was pretty good the expression,                 , stayed neutral and non-emotional
          Amen-               sty-
         W-ell
          That-      just came out of nowhere,
   .
   Pl-an
   Children don’t have plans,
   And adults don’t have         such un- even tone          -           -Gun
   Ah, you know literally nothing about him
   You had a five minute conversation while he just repeated        Pro-paganda,        And order        s-
   Talking points
     Also he’s a Sep-artist
   You don’t know he’s not a fighter        -         Well then you’ll      -starve-             -         The di-
       Okay seriously what was with that tone?
   Everything you’ve been through,
     Again, that’s teasing             If it’s             a child,
       And             adult?        (The context really         doesn’t support it)
        Okay, what is with the        eyes?
         Okay,            No,
         Children can’t do           outright emotion like that-               -                Certain things might cause an automated      reaction-               But       their face stays blank,                And, it doesn’t           reach their voice,
           Adults     well they have a lot even-er                  tone-
            They’re purposeful
             And this should have a lot more weight                 and the narr-a-tive treat them like equals
         [I’m            going               to               go                use                 the                 skip              button]
             cause       this is getting                    Hella                    quasi-
                Wait.
                 Okay...  
                 [Sk   ip]
       Like seriously this kid that should be dead like 50 things over because kids can only follow orders and at the mercy of adults
       If he’s an adult, A) Ahsoka may very well be an enabler,           And B) Narr-ative needs to get its tone right and treat them like      eq-uals
     Dude-            Movie          -          ?
    What?
   H-
   [I am at         6:30           Btw           (With the brief.            indication that he just knocked her out with some thing,)
            What??
[i’ve       talked       about         the         Evil          Child         trope;              it          needs            to          burn,]         Is-
        Mr.     Bontierre
       So yelling at an         in-nocent         child,
       Oh reasonable anger at                 a malicious adult,             (And an attack).           that likely could’ve been prevented,
           Be-cause yeah he stabbed her in the back
           But,
         (Malicious science is not something         I often            dabble in,)
           This works,
            W-
            Quasi my two least favorite things quasi      and the deathwatch,
          (I don’t even remember if there was a         con-           fron-          tation,              And they were assumed gone
       Or...
    Or, just a bunch of reenactors that like putting on their         helmets,
    (Or people with similar       helmet    designs,) 
    Like seriously that.          seemed very chill for people that have like this 
     blood vendetta against Jedi,
       -            Snoop
       How
     Where?
     Okay?
      Me
    Be-trothed
       Movie?
        What the fuck?
  [Like       ok just hold on a second though,
    That is a          child           [imp-       lied to be one the last time we saw this dude]
    -
    Either
       -         He’s not an         adult-
   As clear by the lack of        emotion(s)
      And just feckin everything
            Huh?
Okay,     no just no,
   “Old, “.         is more so the concern here,
   Like dude doesn’t talk            or act like an        adult..
    I-
    -
  Cele          brate  
(Are we sure these guys are deathwatch        they don’t seem to have the same          insignia,  or any            indication?
    Is every thug that hangs out in the woods          Wear         Ing            armor       deathwatch now?
    A-i
    Why, would he think that?
      A-g
   Ser-ious-ly that makes them no more assholes         than literally anyone else
      Like they’re not sentient,
      I’m more concerned with the asshole that program them to feel fear and general although human emotions
      Like if the practice robot I was            using         suddenly gave a scream of human like pain        I would stop immediately,
       Doesn’t matter if some asshole continue-d to             program it
             If there’s any indication,                  you stop
              Yeah you could say these guys are assholes              for practicing on it,
               (And yeah obviously don’t enable that shit,)
               Un-less,             it’s like an acting droid?
                 I don’t-
          Like don’t get me wrong the         “woman comment could’ve been kind of a dick move
        Actually, no          it totally was,           Because it was totally            un-wanted
          And                 No
      But.
   But literally everything else;
  Some reenacters just decided to set up in        a park, screw around with some effects droids,          And possibly            get drunk,             With one of them having a           history with Dooku
       (Like it’s one of the flaws with the Mandalorian arc            that I meant to bring up,                That it relies heavily on negative             ass-              ociation,  
             Aka, assuming that you assume the worst of a              situation,
             When in reality,                   no, people tend to be pretty positive and                assume    benefit of doubt,
               You’re really going to have to work at convincing me that these guys aren’t just your average brand of      asshol-ery             (Two/       Three               Times)
     Seriously,           Anakin, what the fuck
       (Or maybe just what the fuck at the scenario,
        Since Anakin probably didn’t know this would happen
          (Train-ed to detect distress in Ana-kin)
          And those guys didn’t know that it was trained to             detect distress...
           Still I really don’t like how they are por-tray-ing him as sentient in that moment
              (Semi-sentient)
               Also, how is he supposed to re-assemble anything he doesn’t really have arms
              Most of the things we’ve seen being able to be fixed by a        gear thing,
              And, yeah he can kind of pick up some things
            But I’m pretty sure this thing requires          bendable appendages,
           ?
         Okay, what’s with the hand maidens?
         When did deathwatch become         misogynistic?
        Also they’re adults,
        Kid-napp-               ed                -                 Ah, you’re still adults and could’ve you know stopped them at any             time,
          “Simple”
         No one’s less or more          intelligent than each other
          You both       produce the same amount of               energy-
          I’m really hoping they were going for simple as in they aren’t really interested in             materialistic                    .                     But the tone around these people leaves a lot to be                desired                       .                      and concerned about,
                 Trust easily
   Everyone         trusts easily       .          We’re humanity
     That’s kind of (our) thing,
     Making the world           a softer better              place.
         -
         Ah,
          ?.
          ?
          Ser-iously
    Also, wow is this several, miscommunications
     This is getting         pretty damn            boomer,
        Dead,
        -
        ?
      (Taken)
       They are people                not object           if they went          they went willingly
          (Assuming they are adults                 which is in                  worry-ing                    question,)
                 ?
                He                      re-
                  When they said         stole I thought they meant from like a village                     A few blocks over 
                  Like in the past,
                  But                      dude comes in like he just turned a corner,
                L-eave
    You can’t return            a fucking.         pe-rson,
    Oh that was nice-      though the tone awful-
   (But also still         you can’t return a person in like a              grocery bag
          O-i
        Bu-tchers
           Or this isn’t the   deathwatch          
          Or they are suffering from a serious bouts of         Clovis syndrome           (Or more so               reverse              Clovis              syndrome,                Like their actual first leader              whatever his name was,
            ?
           W-ell
           Ok, now that was just straight up murder
           Well,
         Dear fuck
        Also, this is why we assume accountability
       Also hey  that name after a very little       note,
       Great,
         Also his temperament seem to completely change,
        Went from prove yourself
         To ‘Welcome to the club buddy, ‘         with little regard,
         They kill people 
          fecking kills people
          Jedi-
           That was disgraceful
          Also I guess maybe he could’ve managed it if he fixed one thing at a time and I mean some of them had some functional with limbs and assumed fixed self capability
          -             Ai          Ght
        -
        “                ?
     Ok seriously what is with the          Tided up thing,
         Or literally,
           Ca                 -mp
          P-lease
          Honor
           He’s
            -  
         Jus-               tice
    Ok seriously what is with Ahsoka and       constantly getting her ass kicked,              And it’s portrayal as                 involuntary,
Seriously,         Hand to hand combat      shouldn’t be much of an issue for her          , either way-
  Well,     seriously     can’t she win a fight on her own-   ,merit
  Against a   boomer?
    ?
  So, they are tracked 
      Good
Why is she such an idiot this episode?
     Lux
Why is she so devastated?
  Why is he so   mature?
 Like either she should-
   Remove him from the bad situation being          an adult and         him a child
   -Who should have only orders and no initiative
  All she said was specked in adults decision and not be doing this,
  And the tone was down right      Con-    cerning-
    ?
  Ser-iously?
  No actually you were pretty un accountable for literally all the episode and then you somehow had to save her
     Be cause
   Pr-omise
  Oy, his tone needs to even        -er,
   *gag*
  Well that episode,
    Was disgusting,
     Downright                      Disturb-ing
         Due             To             It’s
        Lack of commitment to a           tone -           Going           quasi             During               a               romance
         With unfortunate implications either childify-ing an adult,               Over sexualizing a child,                Both of which                   aren’t a good look,
              On top of childify-                      ing an adult                      (woman)
*Believe      to be         accurate       identification               -                               (Several)
                        In                            Meta
   Using Quasi      tone, as        well as           Body    Lan-guage,         Portraying      No recognizable         emotion,         Befitting              of a         child              -            With the dialogue and plot generally indicating and supporting this disgusting and awful insinuation that any adult being is unable of holding them selves or others accountable, and is equal parts of       one (humanity)
               Or (complete)                        (Developed)                humanity in general
                              Coupled with slave     indications-                   (Bound       wrists)   Without the common decency of its     predecessor,         To acknowledge that          Ahsoka as an adult,           Shared no risk,        (And need not tole- rate.       outside of her own preference         and accountability)
     Showing no      self-awareness,
      And continuing the theme               into the chase                  scene              (Note you can have character      like such             play along with such scenario                   But it has to come with the              self-awareness said they are                   not in any danger                     (In universe)
   (Oh and a very forced and completely          Boomer message about not following the          crowd, that is terribly          botched, especially with what seems to be the positive influence              (Ahsoka)               Doing literally the exact thing,            Children not having the ability of              initiative,             And it not committing to adult)
     (And is essentially everything that I disliked about the Man-        dalorian arc;
                 The unaccountability          of the male leads,
                  With an extra bit of certain                         adult  childifi      -cation
                     And uncertain tone
                      (Which en-sures that if the disturbing and downright toxic message didn’t scare you off the complete lack of fun certainly will)
   (And   dis-   appointing)
                      and puts it right back to no live reactions
                      Because well this is essentially the bonus round of writer’s                          advice                          and                       “is it fun,”.                          There has to be some con-       sequence for submitting me to tox/                               Contin-uing to create                         tox long after it was excusable,
                      (Or had leniency,)
                      (Now having fully worn out as                           welcome
                                      Several episodes   -ago)
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first of all can i just say congrats on the 500 like i'm so happy for you and you absolutely deserve it (huge bear hug :) ) now i had this crazy hcs idea and i immediately thought of you so long story short how would Karasuno , Aoba Johsai and Nekoma react to their sweet manager having powers similar to those of scarlet witch (marvel) or mirajane strauss (fairytail anime) feel free to pick whichever one is easier and thank you so much for indulging my crazy request. love u lots - safiyah <3333
oh my goodness thank you sm for your words here’s a bear hug <3 also also i was literally just thinking just how cool it would be to have like a supernatural au haikyuu thing and then you send me this wow we on some mind reading shit. anyways i really hope you like this. sorry it’s like hq on crack if you want a serious one lemme know hsjkhsk
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karasuno high
they lose their shit. 
every single one of them. 
mentally they’re all like 12 (except daichi and mqybe ennoshita) so i definitely think they’d have a very childish reaction to it. 
it’s so endearing though. 
they find out while walking you home one night: it’s very stormy and they just wanted to make sure you get home safe because they worship the ground you walk on. cue like a fucking billboard nearly falling on you and the group of boys and your instincts just kick in and you stop it mid air. 
noya’s still screaming even after everyone’s just gone silent and is gawking at the fact a billboard (or whatever the object is i can’t think rip) is hovering above them. in mid air. because of you. what the fuck? 
daichi’s blood pressure drops he’s like somebody catch me im about to faint wtf is going on. 
you kinda freak and just toss it away and run your way back home, as far away from the boys as possible. 
but alas, you’re their manager, and you have duties to fulfill. so you show up to practice the next morning terrified for your life. 
you’re not really sure why you’re so scared and nervous. you just are? it’s a huge part of who you are and it’d be a big bummer if the most important boys in your life didn’t accept it. 
noya greets you with a really big hug
tanaka’s so loud but what’s new <3 
daichi and suga just come up to you and gently ask if you’re okay because you ran off so quick yesterday
they all act super normal during practice but you can tell
you can tell
they want to ask so many questions they’re gonna explode 
after practice, when coach ukai and takeda leave, and it’s just you, kiyoko, and the boys, it’s s o quiet. you would hear a pin drop. 
you just sigh and go “you can ask” 
your poor eardrums </3 
they’re so fascinated by everything you say 
kiyoko’s like “i had a hunch” like how do u have a hunch about something like this anyways what a queen
noya’s like “make me fly” 
and tsukki in the back “drop him on his ass pls” 
they definitely make you do so many things for them with it 
cleaning duty is now on you because hello !! you can move things with your mind !! 
kags doesn’t get it. he’s like. ok? and ? i can set volleyballs perfectly, hinata can jump really high despite his height, she can move things with her mind? so what? 
i love him 
they’re also crazy good at keeping it a secret? 
not hinata tho he slips up so often like thank god the secret isn’t realistic or believable
he’ll be like “oh yeah? well our manager can move things with her mind!” 
and suga just has to usher him away with a pained smile like “yeah she’s so incredible haha” while doing that thing moms do where they squeeze or pinch your shoulder if they’re mad at you in public 
it feels like a weight lifted off your shoulders when they find out because the closer you grew to these boys, the more they felt like family to you.
aoba johsai
my favorite team 
i hc makki as someone that smokes weed. pls don’t try to convince me otherwise. look at him. he’s a pothead <3 
this is going somewhere i swear.
so you’re a 3rd year manager, meaning you’ve been with these boys a while now, specifically the third years of the team, so y’all are pretty close. 
how they find out: it’s like 3am on a weekend, the seijoh 4 and some of the second years. you’d baked a cake with like all of them all at once in the kitchen, so it was now a mess, so you’re attempting to clean it up as fast as you can the way you know best — with your hands and your mind. makki walks in, high as shit, sees this and just. 
“damn must be the weed.” 
you don’t hear him. so. uh oh. 
he was probably sent there by iwa to get water or something, so iwaizumi walks in and just yells so loud “what the fuck!” 
it’s like they’re all summoned by this. they eventually all pile into the kitchen and you’re literally just frozen in fear with pots and pans and utensils and specks of flour hovering by you. and then you maintain eye contact with iwa as you lift one hand and direct the pans into a cupboard and slowly shut it. 
“so it’s not the weed?” 
they honestly. don’t act any different tbh 
it’s like an added feature of yours that they appreciate. 
oikawa asks you to read his mind to test if what happened that night was real and you just lift him up from off his seat. 
“i asked you to read my mind tho hm” 
yeah mind reading is just a regular thing now. they will slyly ask you to read the other team’s minds during a match and you’re like no that’s cheating. but you do. and you subtlety give them advice. like “hm i wonder if that team’s gonna do this specific attack” 
also oikawa asks (read:begs) u to like help them make it through to nationals
you say “will it feel like a true accomplishment if i do?” 
shuts his pretty face up <3 
they also make you like. toss volleyballs to them. but with your mind. multiple of them. they take it as some stupid challenge idk these boys are dumb i love them 
they also love throwing things at. YOU. LIKE WTF? 
like haha dodgeball but it’s a group of 6’0+ athletes against just. you. 
sounds fair 
they also become insanely protective of you after they find out. idk how that clicks w them but. yes. 
especially mattsun and iwa ? like men. relax.
anyways they would abuse the shit out of your powers genuinely but it’s okay it’s out of love <3
nekoma high
they. they’re idiots. all of them. 
kuroo would probably be like but scientifically ! this makes zero sense 
omg kenma would lose his MIND. 
HES A GAMER BRUH 
HED BE OBSESSED W YOU.
but lowkey bc none of that simp shit </3 
ooou okay so you’re at a training camp and they sneak you in with them so you guys can play truth or dare 
bc yk. you’re kids. 
and y’all are going around and you just pick truth and someone asks what’s the biggest secret you’ve ever kept from us and they expect some dirty shit they’re nasty smh 
and then you straight up go “i can move things w my mind” 
and theyre like ok miss stop playin fr 
keep in mind it’s dark as hell in the dormitory and eerily quiet and you shift one of the chairs in there, and it squeaks loudly
yamamoto jumps and looks at you w so much fear in his eyes. “that wasn’t you” 
“bet?” 
and then suddenly all chairs are moving all at once and yamamato deadass screams 
kuroo’s shrugging like. “it’s just the wind,” like ur not in a closed off room w all the windows shut whatever u say sir <3 
lev’s like
gone into shock. seriously someone go get him water or something. 
when morning comes they’re all like hella scared to approach you except kenma and kuroo bc kenma— is in awe. kuroo — does not believe it. 
you’re kinda :( that they’re scared of you and you approach them after the day is over and just apologize, and tell them you didn’t mean to scare them and that you’d never hurt them or even consider it. 
they do a 180 bruh they just all go “awwwwww” and suffocate you in a group hug so you shove them all off for good measure lmao 
kuroo still doesn’t believe it until you save his ass in broad daylight and he’s like ok maybe it wasn’t fake so what sue me 
whenever there are training camps where other schools come they beg u to help them prank the boys 
especially bokuto and hinata 
and you do obviously 
it’s hilarious watching them scream as something moves slightly. you never do it that it’s suspicious just enough to be like did that happen or is my mind messing w me rn 
scarlet witch also has the ability to mess w people’s mind in the literal sense and whenever one of the boys pisses you off particularly you just make them see their biggest fear 
kenma asks you to reenact some of his favorite gameplays for him
it’s literally just roleplay and you couldn’t care less someone catches the two of you you’re no pussy you can admit when you’re having fun 
overall a very chaotic reaction 
they don’t treat you any different they’re just like 100x more hyped about who you are. like the fact that you’re their manager is already a blessing and now this !!! 
incredible <3333
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