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martinsluvr · 2 months

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coffee and basketball

pairing: kate martin x fem reader! 2022-2023 season!

warnings: fluff! friends to lovers trope!? small mention of drinking! mentions of anxiety/fear of love!

authors note: pls be gentle this is my first fic

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dec 5th 2022 ~ post iowa win against iowa state (dec 4th). score 70-57. kate martin with 13 points.

reader’s pov

the energy in iowa city was booming after last night’s win. i’ve been working at this coffee shop in iowa city since my freshman year of college and i’ve become accustomed to talking “game talk” my entire shift the day after a game, and if any of the players decide to stop in to do homework or for a quick drink, i sympathize as i watch them get trapped into nonstop conversations about basketball. iowa city is extremely proud of and cherishes our women’s basketball team, and quite frankly you never hear the end of it when you’re living here.

our coffee shop gets quite busy everyday, and my shift passes by with ease. as i’m finishing making the last order i took before clocking out, i see two familiar blondes walk in.

“hiiii!!! great game you guys!! your usuals today?”

“hey y/n thank you, yes please! how are you? when are you actually going to come to a game in person!” monika exclaimed. after working here for so long, we’ve developed a genuine friendship, sometimes catching up for a drink or just enjoying each other’s company in our apartments.

“i know, i know.. i promise i will before the season ends!” i laughed as i made their drinks. “kate, you did really good last night, i really wish i could’ve been there”.

i could see kate blushing out of the corner of my eye as I finished making their drinks, and monika nudging her. “y/n i am going to drag you to the next home game myself, kate always looks around and hopes you’re the-“ monika was interrupted by kate obnoxiously faking a cough attack. i laughed, blushing and handed them their drinks. as i handed kate her drink, our fingertips slightly touched and we made eye contact.

“in the meantime maybe we can go to open gym tonight? i can rebound for you and give you time to reenact some of your moves from the game for me” i said as i smiled up at kate with my eyebrows raised. although i was NOT short, yet kate disagrees, she was still 8 inches taller than me as I stood at 5’4. “we can meet at my apartment at 6 if you’re up for it”.

kate knew what i was doing. i knew what i was doing.

kate’s pov

my palms were immediately sweating. i looked down at her and honestly just forgot every single thing she’s said since i walked in because i cannot stop looking at her eyes and how well they compliment her dark hair, she just dyed it - i can tell. My eyes scan over her exposed tattoos on her arm and i quickly look back into her eyes so i don’t look like more of a creep than i already do.

“6pm is good. i’ll be there. at 6”, i tried playing it cool. she laughed, shaking her head and saying her quick goodbyes as she had to rush to her 2 o’clock class.

“you know you said 6 twice. i think she knew what time considering SHE asked YOU” monika explained while almost tumbling over laughing. “i mean kate, you should’ve seen your face. you two have been doing this for a year now. why have you not made a move on her? she’s clearly interested in you”

i sighed, “monika I don’t know. i really do like her but it’s just scary. i don’t know if i can commit to something, especially right now. basketball is our life and how will someone ever be able to fall in love with me if i can only see them for a few hours a week?” monika rubbed my shoulder and brought me in for a hug.

“just because you are a D1 athlete does not mean this is your entire life. you still deserve to have a life outside of basketball, and if anyone, she would be the most understanding” monika said, “you’ve got to make a move before she gives up. i know she’s into you kate. you deserve to feel and be loved”.

she really always was right.

we spent the rest of the day doing homework together and making lunch. as it got closer to 6, i could feel the knots in my stomach getting worse. luckily, we lived in the same apartment complex so it was a quick walk to her apartment.

5:55pm and i’m already at her door. is that too early? too desperate?

i knock a few times to let her know i’m here. i could just say i came early so i could see her cats

i looked down twiddling my thumbs, patiently waiting.

“coming!” i heard faintly from her apartment. she opened the door and quickly embraced me.

“kate hi! i just have to feed my cats before we leave so just come in for a minute” she said while frantically trying to feed her cats before they tried jumping into the food. i stepped into her apartment and patiently waited, laughing as her cats were jumping up her legs and meowing.

“you know, i’ve always been a dog person but i love your cats. they are just so adorable and have such a personality” i remarked.

“hah yeah, you can take them whenever. they are the best for cuddling but feeding them is still terrifying” she laughed.

she collected her bag, which i offered to hold, her water bottle and keys. we locked up her apartment and walked down to her car.

“midnights?” we asked in unison, both laughing after realizing we jinxed each other. i adore that she loves taylor swift almost as much as i do. i plugged in my phone to her aux and shuffled the album. as we started driving to our practice gym, i couldn’t help but steal glances at her, imagining what it would be like if we were more than friends, if i wasn’t so scared, i thought. i wouldn’t be afraid to hold her hand or her thigh while one of us drives. i wouldn’t be afraid to kiss her at every red light. i wouldn’t be afraid of love with her.

we pulled into the parking lot and i quickly grabbed both of our bags, and we made our way inside. no one had the practice gym booked for tonight, so it was just us. i put in my code to enter the gym, and we settled our stuff down.

“so.. what are we doing today coach kate” she smiled widely at me. i grinned and grabbed the rack of basketballs, pulling it next to the free throw line.

“well, let’s work on some free throw shots first”.

reader’s pov

after an hour of rebounding for kate and even taking some shots for myself, i decided to line myself up at the free throw line. i was never one to play sports, but i’ve always loved watching them. i’ve always been so jealous of people’s hand-eye coordination, as it never seemed to work for me which led to me burying myself in studies and clubs for years.

i try to fix my form like kate taught me, then launched it.

miss.

again, i grabbed another ball and launched it.

miss.

and again, and again. miss. miss. miss.

kate stifled a laugh watching me, and as i turned to glare at her she put her arms up in surrender.

“here, let me help you. we’ve already gone over this y/n, are you missing on purpose?” she questioned. i shook my head, my breath getting faster the closer she got to me. i faced the basket with the ball in my hands hoping to hide my blush.

“here, move over a little” kate said as she put her hands on my waist, moving me to the right a little. “now put your right hand here, and your left hand here” she said as she guided my hands from behind. all i could focus on was her breath on my neck and how close our bodies were without touching. “now shoot”

straight net.

“see! you can do it! but, can you guard me?” she questioned as she quickly knocked the new ball out of my hands, dribbling away from me.

“kate, of course i can guard you” i laughed chasing after her. we played 1 on 1 for a few minutes, her scoring on me multiple times and me not even able to keep the ball in my hands for more than a minute. as i jumped up to block her shot, i tumbled over her as we both fell to the ground. her arms were quick to grab my waist to ensure i fell on her instead of the hard wood court.

“kate!” i exclaimed laughing, “you could’ve hurt yourself and lisa would have actually hunted me down and killed me!”

we were both laughing as i rolled off of her and laid next to her on the ground. she turned over to look at me with a wide smile. we grabbed each other’s hands as we helped each other up, yet i stumbled into her again.

“a little clumsy tonight aren’t we?” she teased. her hands hesitant to continue holding my waist as we stood centimeters apart.

“i guess you just make me a little nervous” i confidently stated. our eyes stayed locked in for a minute, and for a split second i swore i saw her look at my lips, until she quickly pulled away almost breaking out in a sprint to our bags.

“we should get going, the janitors will be here soon to start locking up” she hurriedly said.

with a heavy sigh, i walked towards the exit grabbing my keys and water bottle as we made our way to the exit.

the car ride to the apartment complex was silent. i felt uneasy. is it me? is she just not into me? i thought. as i pulled in to my spot, kate offered to walk me back up to my apartment. the walk was long,

and silent. as i got to my door, i pulled out my key as fast as i could to unlock the door. “thank you for walking me kate, goodnight” i said as i tried rushing into my apartment. before i could shut my door, she put her hand out to hold it open”

“wait y/n,” she hesitated, “there’s been something i’ve been meaning to do for a while now”. kate strides towards me, reaching out to put one hand on my hip and one hand on my check, quickly pulling me up towards her and before i knew it, she kissed me.

she really kissed me.

her lips were soft. i could feel our smiles through the kiss and my heart nearly beating out of my chest, i wonder if she felt it too. kate pulled away first, looking down at me smiling, moving both hands to my cheeks.

“goodnight y/n” she said as she kissed my forehead. she backed away towards the door, and left before i could say a word.

i sheepishly slid my back down the cold wooden front door and made my way down to the floor. between the heat on my cheeks, tingling sensation on my lips, and the sound of my heartbeat thumping through my chest, nothing else in the world mattered in that moment. i delicately brought my finger to my lips, trying to relive the feeling through the sensations. my cheeks were hot and hurting. 'have I ever smiled this big in my life?', I thought. my legs slightly shaking as i slowly got up, making my way through my apartment to my bedroom. everything was bright even with all of my lights off. i sat down at my vanity, staring at myself in the mirror. through the slight shine of the exposed moonlight, i could see the red and pink flush all over my face. my phone buzzed in my sweater pocket.

i had a great time, the text read, see you tmrw for my usual? :)

i held the phone to my chest tightly, feeling the coldness of the screen through my clothes, but nothing else was cold. everything was warm because she kissed me.

#kate martin #kate martin imagines #iowa wbb #iowa hawkeyes #wcbb

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rillils · 3 months

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STEVE & BUCKY'S LOVE STORY, UNABRIDGED SOMEWHAT ABRIDGED, part 3/4 (here are part 1 and part 2)

i just want to preface this by saying: as much as they tried to make this movie all about tony, and as much as they tried to no-homo the steve/bucky situation, they still somehow ended up making CACW the gayest movie in the whole cap trilogy, and that's saying something *throws confetti*

now, picking up where we left off:

aided by his friends sam and natasha, steve spends the following two years or so chasing after bucky, looking for clues as to where he could be hiding, until he eventually finds him.

their reunion scene is like. i honestly don't know if i can convey the sheer, ridiculous, absolute beauty that is this scene.

the thing is, steve isn't the only one who discovered bucky's location: the bad guys did too, and they're coming. like they're coming RIGHT NOW, as sam keeps trying to warn steve. which means that he and bucky have about 20 seconds to do this, and that might sound like too short of a time, right? but honey, the amount of repressed emotions and homoerotic subtext these two manage to stuff into those 20 seconds, my god--

no because like, there's a whole-ass SWAT team outside, waiting to crash through their door and blow up the place, yeah? and instead of getting the fuck out of there PRONTO, steve, mr romeo fucking rogers, decides to spend those precious few seconds trying to get bucky to admit that he loves him, making this much yearned-for, long-awaited reunion the most high-stakes game of gay chicken in the whole of history. you might think i'm kidding, but i'm not!!!!

INTRODUCING:

in the red corner, we've got steve basically telling bucky: "i know that you remember me, i know that you saved me because you still love me, please will you just say it out loud babe"

and in the blue corner there's bucky, extremely conflicted because YES, of course he loves steve, but he also knows he's putting steve in danger just by standing in the same room as him, and steve shouldn't even be here in the first place, and anyways STEVE NOW'S NOT THE TIME PLS FUCK

so he's just (unsuccessfully) trying to deny everything, you know?? "fuck no i don't know you, just know your name from a museum, what do you mEAN i saved your ass because i love you more than life itself and that's literally the first thing i remembered when i got my memory back"

(a quick reenactment:)

but really, you'll see the love in bucky's eyes if you just look hard enough.

n- no, look harder

a bit harder?

see, i told you

so here they are, just about to slam each other into the nearest wall and make out like it's brokeback mountain and they're just two guys coming from a time where their love had to be kept a secret and they miss what little privacy they used to have in their own little bubble when they were younger and living together and then life tore them apart and they haven't seen each other in ages and they've been yearning all the while and now that they're finally standing before each other again the air feels electric between them and they just can't help but- wait. uh. that, uh. that sounds familiar. uh.

OKAY so they're totally about to snog the living daylights out of each other, but time is running out. the bad guys are here!! and- and also a bunch of other people! because apparently everybody wants bucky either dead or locked up for one reason or another!! MY BOY CAN'T CATCH A FUCKING BREAK!!

so bucky is apprehended. but before anyone can do much about it, this other guy - this movie's Official Antagonist™ - gets bucky alone and triggers bucky's brainwashed assassin persona into taking over.

no longer conscious of his own actions, bucky wreaks havoc in the building, knocking people down in his wake like a sexy buff steamroller, and tries to escape; but steve, desperate not to lose him again, goes after him and stops him.

by grabbing onto a fucking helicopter, as one does

one extremely romantic, freaking insane stunt later, steve manages to get bucky to safety. next thing you know, bucky's waking up and back to himself, and they finally have a bit longer than 20 seconds to talk. you think they're gonna be normal about this? you think they're gonna share a standard heart to heart conversation? oh hell no, babes. WHIP OUT THE BEDROOM EYES, TURN THAT SOFTNESS UP TO ELEVEN, WE'RE UNLOCKING A BRAND NEW LEVEL OF EMOTIONS HERE

seriously. you don't know what true tenderness is, until you've heard james buchanan barnes softly say, in his sweet, gruff, velvety drawl, barely holding back a smile, "your mom's name was sarah. you used to wear newspapers in your shoes."

also the two of them just. spend half the scene making INTENSE heart eyes at each other, gazing deeply and intimately in each other's eyes, just bypassing the flirting zone to move straight to eye-lovemaking lane, while sam is in the room, because they've got no chill whatsoever.

unfortunately, sam cockblocks reminds them that they don't have time for this shit (dammit, sam) as they kinda have more pressing matters at hand, being on the run from like every government in the world (and then some). also they must neutralize The Antagonist™ before he can act on his Evil Plan™, so, you know. put the eyesex on hold, guys!

(to be continued in part 4)

#stucky #stevebucky #the silly stucky recap you didn't ask for #part 3 :D #so this got too long and i thought it'd be best to split it in two parts #hence the change from 3/3 to 3/4 #rillers scribbles #i'm still not 100% sure how to tag it in the first place tbh xD #but here #have some silliness in your day #cacw

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wannaeatramyeon · 1 year

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OMG UR RECENT ZACK LEE WORK IS SO GOOD I NEED MORE PLS AND YES WE LOVE ZACK !!!!! i love the other boys as well but zack hits diff esp bcz he’s one of the first characters introduced 🥹

Ty!! i'm glad you liked the last Zack piece! AGREED he def hits different, part of the OG group, just makes me feel a bit nostalgic for the simpler times. How about some Lookism boys first date HC? Including my faves as well of course

Lookism First Date HC

(Zack, Goo, Gun, Samuel, Jake, Johan - a lengthier Vasco gen + romantic hc here)

Zack Lee

Classic movie and coffee/meal guy (as seen with Mira)

Honestly probably the only guy that would opt for the typical teenage stuff (which isn't a criticism!!)

Will absolutely dress up and style his hair (also as seen with Mira)

But give him absolute and complete free rein? Would LOVE cheesy and domestic shit

Matching outfits, tandem bikes, couples cooking lessons, tour of Seoul so he gets to experience everything with you, farmers market, reenacting home life in IKEA (like 500 days of summer if you've seen it)

Builds up a lot of it in his head but tbh doesn't even care. Just spending time with you? On your own? <3

Would literally want to do anything and everything with you

Goo Kim

Theme/amusement park

Thrill seeking and high-energy to suit this blonde

Tbh a bit too much for a first date as it's an ALL DAY EVENT, but Goo's a bit much anyway

Face paint, character ears, character costumes - he would happily do the whole thing. Think Vasco at Notte World.

A little bit of cash flashing with fast passes and whatever bribery required to get to the front of the queue

Takes a LOT of pictures. More of the mascots and place than you two though

Buying and feeding you all the fun character foods + snacks

Gun Park

Spa. He is so high-end, exclusive, full spa experience

The downtimes we've see him with Goo are surprisingly chill and matches Gun's vibe more than Goo's

Jacuzzis, hot tubs, saunas, steam rooms, massages, manis, pedis - literally anything and everything so you're a puddle at the end of it

Uses it as an opportunity to relax as much as to get to know you

He appreciates a good body, but doesn't check you out as much as you expect and NOWHERE NEAR as much as you eye him up

Keeps his sunglasses on the whole time

Samuel Seo

Tell me this guy wouldn't be out to impress

Completely dressed up, flowers, chauffeur

And there's no way you would be paying for anything at all. He'll even pay for your shopping trip for the date outfit.

Books the most exclusive restaurant in town. Not just that, either opts for a private room or just books the whole place out just for you two

Definitely will involve a helicopter - either to get you A to B, or a night time tour of the city

Will definitely put out on a first date (no judgement). This man exudes sex, let's be honest

Jake Kim

Night time drive and stargazing

Look this might sound sketchy as hell for a first date but it's Jake, he's not a stranger

You already know him but this is your first official date. You both can talk to each other without the chaos of Big Deal and revel in the peace

Super intimate and surprisingly romantic. It's soft and comfortable, he'll be making you laugh a lot

Will take you to a non-sleazy lookout point to look at the stars and maybe share a beer

It's easier for him to be vulnerable with you especially under the cloak of night

Johan Seong

Hiking or picnic or just walking around a park

If this is a first date there is no way that Eden and Miro aren't coming along

The pups might know you already, but this is a big milestone and it needs to involve his babies

Awkward but so endearing. Very skittish. He's not familiar with this sort of situation and blushes a LOT

Absolutely rubbish at small talk or making the first move - you can tell he obviously wants to and likes you though

You best make the first moves unless you want to tiptoe around forever

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malachiexists13 · 1 year

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Just wanna share my current opinions/what I know on the Nightbringer characters, will probably change later as I am on lesson 6.

Lucifer

We're back to S1 Lucifer when he didn't trust us but now he doesn't play nice and openly displays that. But he is slowly warming up to us. When is the threatening going to happen.

Mammon

He's not as clingy as he was before. Like he willingly lets MC hang out with Levi instead of him with no argument. Definitely plays more into the older brother role than he did in S1.

Leviathan

The fact that he was scared of Satan at first intrigues me? Like how did he go from being terrified of Satan, to being the brother Satan believes he can most rely on? I really want that to be shown in Nightbringer, pleaseeee.

I also like how in S1 when you kiss him, he refuses to believe that it was on purpose. But in Nightbringer when you kiss him, he straight up tells you not to let anyone else know this happened lmao

Satan

He's really going through his rebellious but violent phase, like holy shit. Love how we get to just fucking knock him out in the first lesson <3

There's also the scene where Levi and Mammon start fighting, so MC asks Satan for help, and Satan responds by turning them into DOGS. And when Luci gets mad and we blame Satan, Satan gets pissed and is like "You're the one who asked me for help in the first place!?" WHEN DID I TELL YOU TO TURN THEM INTO DOGS. I MEANT LIKE, SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM OR SOMETHING.

But he's so different from the og game. The others have some similiarities to their personalities then, but Satan is the most vastly different omfg

Asmodeus

Nothing changed.

Beelzebub

Also, nothing changed.

Belphegor

Belphie's so pretty and sweet sounding that you forget he's a demon and completely capable of murder <3

Like when is it going to happen. When is he going to find out we're not a demon and we get a reenactment of lesson 16. I NEED TO MENTALLY PREPARE, LESSON 12-LESSON 16 BROKE ME THE FIRST TIME I PLAYED.

Diavolo

He is also still the same and well I hate him.

Barbatos

Love the fact that he's so angry at Solomon. Like bro, what did he do to have pissed Barbatos off. Also can someone tell me how he reacts if you say Solomon is your boyfriend to him? I was too scared to pick that option but I need to know, pls

Simeon, Luke, Raphael, Mephistolphles, and Thirteen are yet to be included here. I just got to the part where Simeon and Luke are introduced so no proper opinions formulated, have yet to meet Raphael and the others but there has been mention of Raphael already.

Im liking Nightbringer more than I thought I would, so Im probably gonna post a lot haha.

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the12thnightproject · 1 year

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Can I request a Headcanon of the Ikemen Sengoku guys in an airport/plane with MC, pls? I can imagine a group of grown men (except Kennyo b/c he's more mature and calmer) fighting on who'll get sit next to MC.

Hi Anon!

Thank you for the ask. I hope you are having a nice week…

Now… as to your question, this might be half headcanon, and half a logic problem, along the lines of, “if seventeen warlords and one MC arrive at the airport for a 5p.m. flight, who sits next to MC?” So it’s like math, which is not exactly my strong suit, and if I lose a warlord en route (I mean, airports are kind of like giant wormholes anyway, and if Delta can lose one of my suitcases between Minneapolis and Cleveland, it's equally easy for an airport to lose a warlord... or twelve), my apologies.

We begin with 17 warlords & MC approaching the ticket counter. As it happens, the answer to the question “who sits next to MC” is determined right at this moment… but I’m going to leave you in suspense for a little while longer (because besides myself, only two other people know the answer to that question, and one of them is a sweet elderly lady who works for the airline).

Our next stop the baggage drop off… where Mitsuhide hands Masamune a water bottle laced with sake, and tells him to drink it quickly because it can’t go through security. Five minutes later, an unconscious Masamune is in a steamer trunk bound for Hawaii.

Now 16 warlords & MC reach security… and we lose Kenshin immediately, because he packed Himetsuru Ichimonji in his carryon, and threatened to kill the TSA Agent who requested he give it up. Of course Kanetsugu stayed behind with his lord, as did Sasuke, who decided he needed to stick with Kenshin to prevent a TSA massacre.

The 13 warlords who survived the TSA experience make their way through the terminal. Unnoticed by them, Mitsunari steps onto one of the moving walkways. He is not seen again, but six months later, is discovered squatting in the stockroom of one of the airport bookstores.

Soon after, Ranmaru and Keiji, enticed by the music, detour into the Karaoke Bar, where they are discovered by a talent agent and placed in a new J-Pop band.

We’re now down to 10 Warlords plus MC, but this is the moment that Hideyoshi reenacts that scene from Home Alone where Mom realizes that Kevin is missing… except instead of screaming “Kevin!” he screams, “Mitsunari!” and goes off in search of his lost vassal. Meanwhile, it will probably come as no surprise that Yoshimoto has vanished in the depths of the retail area of the airport. This is also the moment that Ieyasu and Motonari realize that being in an airplane means they will be trapped in a giant tin can with over 500 other people and nope out of the entire experience.

The 6 remaining warlords and MC continue through the airport, where their numbers actually increase for a little while when Kennyo attracts a small group of homeless Hare Krishnas who imprint on him like baby ducks, and trail after him. Unfortunately, while trying to talk them out of basing a new religion around him, he loses track of time, and misses the flight.

And so, it should be 5 warlords plus MC who make it to the boarding area of their flight. Except remember I said I was bad at math. We lose Kicho to the space time continuum in some kind of weird infinity loop which would make sense if I were good at math, but I am not. Basically Kicho has disappeared, but not to worry, he’s probably happily causing mayhem in early 20th Century San Francisco.

So now at the boarding area, we’ve got Mitsuhide, Nobunaga, Yukimura and Shingen standing around, looking at each other. Mitsuhide, Nobunaga and Shingen all claim that they are going to sit next to MC. Yukimura would certainly like to sit next to MC, but even he knows that MC can only sit next to two of them, and he’s not going to go against Shingen.

But…. Wait a minute… when they print out the boarding passes at the gates, they discover that the seats are already pre-assigned! By luck, or more specifically, by a sneaky strategist who (1) figured out that the ticketing agent is the person who has control over the seat assignments, and (2) flirted with said Ticketing Agent to assign specific seats, it is discovered that Shingen and Yukimura will be sitting on either side of MC. Mitsuhide and Nobunaga have been assigned seats in the last row of the plane…

…by the toilets.

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senditothemoonn · 1 year

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UKFR PLS 💜

Gives nose/forehead kisses: Fran obviously 💖 although I can see Artie giving him lil pecks when he's sad or tired - just coming to engulf Fran in his arms and press his lips against his worried lil forehead. Of course, the odd soft lil nose kiss first thing in the morning, that’s also adorable.

Gets jealous the most: Arthur. Like I said, he's an insecure, anxious lil guy and I imagine Fran is constantly reassuring him. That's not to say Francis doesn't get jealous either, I just think that while Arthur sees anyone as a threat, Francis will be really intimidated by certain people in particular. Like those he sees acting particularly soft with Arthur - he thought he was the only one who got to be soft with that grumpy little gremlin ! >:’(

Takes care of on sick days: overworking RT Chan strikes again 😩 like take a break before Fran forces you to take a break.

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: do I even need to say? The image of Arthur clad in T-shirt and knee length swimming trunks reluctantly being dragged towards the sea by Fran all sunny smiles is SO clear in my mind. Perhaps I need to draw this...

Brings the other lunch at work: Francis. But I also think that Arthur would bring some form of takeaway to Fran because he knows he won't eat otherwise. Like just bringing him a sandwich and coffee from Pret and then he does the James Acaster bit like 'I like to manger un sandwich' and Francis rolls his eyes but he laughs anyway and please they are so CUTE.

Tries to start role-playing in bed: we all know they'd both be into the nastiest freak shit, but honestly I'm not sure who would initiate it. I can imagine, in the heat of the moment, Francis being like 'choke me' and Arthur obliges with suspicious vigour and later they're both like 👀👀

Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Arthur, it's always gonna be RT. And I think his dancing gets progressively worse with every drink he has ajsjsjs

Cheesy disco moves that would make even your grandpa look cool.

Why is this guy forcing his boyfriend to foxtrot in the middle of a club?

Oh dear lord he's twerking.

Firmly believes in couples costumes: ofc I think Fran is the queen of dressing up (I mean he's out every Saturday night in the club in full drag) and Arthur thinks dressing up is for kids. But once Fran gets him into it, he adores it. Like this is the man who goes to battle reenactments in historically accurate chainmail. He may pretend to be above it on Halloween, but this man loves dressing up and he needs to admit that so he can have the fun he deserves by dressing up like an evil wizard and scaring children.

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: I think they both would. Francis would initially (he can't help it, he is a man of expensive taste) and since Arthur has come to expect this, he will also go all out and try to outdo Francis. Only these 2 could turn gift giving into a competition.

Makes the other eat breakfast: they are the type of couple that has to force each other out of bed in the morning. It's more like brunch at that point and it's basically just Francis telling Arthur to at least bring a slice of toast with his flask of tea on the way out and Arthur reminding Francis he needs something besides a cup of coffee and a cigarette.

Remembers anniversaries: neither of them are good at this so maybe they've just given up. Equally, they have to plan anything months in advance if they want to do something on a special occasion because I think they're both a little scatterbrained. Fran because that's just who he is and Arthur because this man is so stressed. Seriously, someone get him some help.

Brings up having kids first: I see Arthur being similar to Alasdair in that, even if it sucked at times, he looks back on his childhood with fondness and part of it is because he had such a big family and I think he wants to recreate that with Francis. He wants to be a dad 🥺

Kills the bugs: Arthur ajsjd the spider fiend.

First to define them as a couple: I think they would get off to a rocky start no matter the au but once they've settled, I think that Arthur would be kind of shy and anxious about speaking too soon and Francis would recognise that and voice what they were both thinking. (That they are in love 💗)

Who hides their guilty pleasures longer: Arthur. This man is riddled with shame and anxiety.

Snorts while laughing: Fran ✨

#okay these are really fun #ask #fruk #ukfr #sorry i forgot to publish this last night ajjdjs #headcanons

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i hope no one minds if i liveblog this bitch: ted lasso from 2x02 to 2x05

jamie’s such an asshole 😭

“…oh.” skfjgjvjfjs

the sad music playing in this jamie scene is taking me out

i hate jane, beard deserves so much better

maybe frank sinatra was the problem

nate and his asshole attitude is getting really old

“why’s it smell like my nana’s house in here?” i don’t know why but the line delivery is sending me

“you ain’t even speaking spanish” CACKLING

“evidently she doesn’t eat sugar” “what a fucking asshole” 😭😭

the littles being absolutely thrilled when roy swears is so funny

we all have our kinks i guess skfjgkvkns

“when it sucks and i hate it, i’m gonna hire a bunch of children to follow you around and scream ‘told you so, told you so.’ for centuries” “i look forward to the attention” i love keeley 😭

“old people are so wise. they’re like tall yodas” WHATKGKFJFJS

dani finding it funny that ted and jamie look like they’re sitting in the guys hand while everyone else is upset is so on brand 😭

jamie better get on his hands and knees and beg sam to forgive him, that’s all i know.

sam is so precious, i freaking love him

higgins keeps showing up in the most random places 😭 someone get that man an office

nate talking about how jamie being back would ruin morale by belittling everyone then having him immediately doing it to will was such a smart move

ted got through to dr fieldstone 🥹 i knew she’d grow to love him eventually

oh shit, this is gonna be a disaster

- 2x03

sassy!! i’m so glad she’s back

“you finished on my-“ YELLING

“did he talk like that-“ “the whole time. and so eager to please. it was fabulous.” 😭

genuinely forgot about their hookup til now

“uncle roy, can we have ice cream for dinner?” “no, that’s dumb” “you’re right, thank you for helping me set boundaries” pls

“wow, she really loves you” “i know, it’s fucking annoying” 😭

i really hope we see more of rebecca and nora’s relationship, i’m loving it so far

nora being a sam girlie is so real of her

what the fuck did i just witness?!76(;;$(85&

“charles edgar cheeserton the 3rd” wake up babe new chuck e. cheese name just dropped

“sincerely, boss ass bitch” this whole scene has me in tears

“jamie tartt is a muppet and i hope he dies of the incurable disease of being a little bitch” that’s actually a really good insult 😭

so proud of sam!!

that entire scene with the tape was so powerful

IT’S ABOUT SUPPORTING YOUR TEAMMATES EVEN IF IT MAKES OTHERS UNCOMFORTABLE!!!!!

THEY’RE A FAMILY 🥹

- 2x04

colin and moe aww

i’m not gonna lie, this look is really doing it for me

did jamie just bless HIMSELF??? 😭😭

keeley sticking her tongue straight into the chocolate fountain was sooo me coded

God, it’s me again-

a mini dartboard 🥹 henry is so precious

ted is all alone :(

“i think you might be dying” FUCKFKGJFJDJS

“i brought friend chicken!” “is that a christmas tradition in holland?” “no :D” 😭

“i just walked into your neighbors house! oh my God” idk why but this ep is making me lose it

“let’s get drunk!” pls he sounds so happy

rebecca’s look of disbelief at ted being called a wanker dkfjgjgjs

that nerf scene I’M CRYING

“mom! there are two white people at the door and they’re smiling!” BYE

the guy wanting a selfie with keeley instead of roy skfjfjsdjgkd REAL 😭

PLEASE

losing it at dani and mrs higgins drinking together, they looked so happy skdjgjvkd

ted and rebecca spending christmas together and delivering presents to kids 🥹

“you want me to drive?” “the…steering wheel is on the other side” “right, i’m the one with the accent here” 😭

NOT THE LOVE ACTUALLY REENACTMENT

THIS IS SO SWEET

i love rebecca’s voice so much

this was such definitely my fave ep so far and i desperately need a holiday episode every season

- 2x05

ted laughing when nate said he’d talk to isaac was fucked up but so funny

“so can i like give this back to you and you give me cash? is that a thing or…?” “no.” lmfao

“i don’t drink coffe, my mother says i was born caffeinated” she’s not wrong 😭

nate is taking hit after hit this episode and i can’t even feel bad for him after how he’s treated will

God, i love the way higgins talks about julie 🥹

alright, who wrote ‘yum’ on roys picture? cause i know it wasn’t him lmao

i don’t care if it was just brett almost breaking character, i’m gonna believe that there was a slight smile on roys face cause he was happy to see ted

“you’d look well fit with pigtails” “i do 😁” petition for rebecca to wear pigtails at least once before the show ends…for science.

roy asking ted if he did alright with coaching isaac is something that can be so personal

isaac stopping in the middle of the game to tie that girls shoe just made me love him more

roys reluctant friendship with ted is everything

when harry met sally 😭

every time i believe i can’t love roy more than i already do he goes and proves me wrong

roy seeing the impact he had on isaac 🥹

HIGGINS AND JULIA ARE SO CUTE

keeley looks so proud of roy aw

don’t know if i’ve said this before but isaac has such a beautiful smile

“shut up. just shut up. you had me at ‘coach’” and if i said this is the funniest show on television?

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Tell us about Kanato x Maya ship😭

Like sis we want details hahaha

their romance is like if haunted dark bridal met dark fate with a sprinkle of chaos lineage vampire end and heaven scenarios

the purple freak and the doll with the name of true love || kanato and maya relationship

(a view from the cheap seats)

TW: nsfw, violence

mistaking a sadist prince for a savior. contrary to the belief of all sakamaki bros that subaru was the first person to find maya, it was actually kanato. in fact, she was hiding in a forest near the sakamaki manor when kanato burned the vampire hunter who was chasing after her. he didn't exactly save her and she feared he would take her life afterward. but nah, kanato just walked away, smirking evilly that "the food will come to us… eventually."

indulging in a play by play of slowburn. although there are times kanato and maya communicate through words, they prefer non-verbal cues. brushing fingers against each other while eating. subtly making eye contact and wanting the other to guess what goes on in their mind. observing each other from afar and planning how they can manipulate the situation in their hands. the latter is mostly the case for kanato bcos he doesn't want to make it look like he's making the first move. prick

abandoning the words of love. kanato finds it quite ironic that maya's real name (mariya) is written as true love. but even if that was the case, he rarely tells her the words of "I love you." he mostly tells her "the moon is lovely" (just like his confession to her) bcos it's subtle and fitting for a Japanese girl.

venturing a touch on several occasions. although maya is not the touchy-feely type, she actually doesn't mind kanato touching her in various instances. like when he's purposely holding her hands whenever she hands him something or when she's doing her homework and he wanted to play with her free hand. sometimes he would hug her out of nowhere or simply intertwine her fingers with his because he is asserting his husband role like that.

assuring the other is not trapped in an insane paradox. maya is already a patient person, and that patience has been constantly tested with kanato overtime. after all, he would have hysterical fits after overthinking possible scenarios of maya trying to leave him even though that is highly impossible bcos of their political marriage. but sometimes, kanato would have dreams of that night when maya fell from the balcony bcos of her apparitions during her incomplete awakening so he would always enclose her in a tight hug, ensuring she won't have the power to leave. kanato she's a vampire pls as if she doesn't have the strength

giving soft kisses to one another. ngl but whenever kanato kisses maya, she starts to think he's a different person compared to the usual sadistic and hysteric purple gremlin that she met. he always makes sure to touch both sides of her face as he leans in for a kiss, capturing her lips in a way that makes her dream of rainbows, unicorns, and fluff. and he would do that to her many times as she gets drunk in a mess of pleasure and pain.

going on silly "juvenile" dates. maya's dates with kanato always involve "sweet things" so they would mostly have tea parties, relax at the nearby cafe, eat at a desserts buffet, look around dollhouses, play dress up games in boutiques and take secret pictures in the changing booth—basically any activity that sounds couple-y to them.

telling words of praise. it's actually surprising that kanato loves to praise maya's aesthetics, especially when he is in a good mood (which is super rare). he would tell her how beautiful she is with her long dark hair and pale skin and deadpan expression as if she was "death" herself. there are even times he makes dresses for her so she could become his living version of a doll from one of his glass coffins. snow white reference, I know.

reenacting romance manga scenes. maya is not maya without her penchant for romance mangas. and much to kanato's dismay, he obliges with her romance fantasies. going as far as saying "be grateful I'm being merciful to you for forcing me to do this." tbh kanato even uses this info to 'bribe' her into doing some of his bidding, especially when she's mad at him (ngl maya purposely makes him do this bcos she wants to reenact these scenes w/o directly asking him).

threading with both pain and pleasure. ofc falling in love with kanato comes with experiencing his hellish tantrums and sadistic punishments and although it may not appear like it, maya secretly likes being punished by him. after all, enduring gruesome training and physical endurance as a vampire doll led her to be numbed abt pain in general. hence she loved how kanato would try to bind her hands, choke her neck, trace his knife on her pale skin, and leave gruesome bite marks. the thing is, this doesn't happen often bcos kanato doesn't want to succumb to her greatest desires.

knowing the person behind the alias. kanato has always known maya's name by invading her memories, reminding her of who she was before he finally turned her. that's why he often calls her by her given name every time they're alone, or when he's loving her with every filthy thing he has to offer. he would chant her name like a spell as they near ecstasy, secretly telling her that "you are mine to love and break."

having each other's backs at crime. you think love is enough to stop these two from killing other people? no. that would never happen. maya is always ordered by karlheinz to dispose either a human or a creature from makai from distorting the balance. kanato still hunts humans out there and shares them with her. they even got the habit of pranking their classmates who try to bully one of them by almost sending them to their death and giving them amnesia. basically, their stained hands are in deep sht together.

The faint moonlight outside Kanato's bedroom window was sufficient to illuminate Maya's resting figure, the heavy blanket concealing only her naked body after she passed out from one of their passionate and heavy lovemaking sessions. Kanato was stunned by how serene his wife looked, as if she had never seen this world's brutality and horrific suffering. And when he kissed her lips, she smiled subtly at the contact, and for once, he was satisfied that his Maya-san was having a pleasant dream.

No. She's not Maya-san. She's Mariya. Hisae Mariya.

"Mariya-san," he whispered her name, his sickly sweet voice pronouncing it with precision and ease. He still believes that name doesn't suit her, but she is Mariya, and everything she has is his to keep and trample on.

He tucked some strands of her hair behind her ear and smiled.

"The moon is lovely, Mariya-san. I hope you never forget."

Because I won't… for eternity.

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thinkin abt Izzy visiting the galley after he and Ed argue

Roach lets him vent and hands him things to taste test and adds in his own venting ('they have to know I can't possibly make a bird safe cake for Olivia that ALSO has every single ingredient they want.' 'they SHOULD know, but we both know they don't care' *mutual sigh*)

Eventually any time Izzy argues with anyone onboard for any reason

he winds up craving whatever food Roach last had him taste test (cut to a groggy Roach and Izzy reenacting that one Rugrats scene, except the real reason Izzy is making pudding at the asscrack of dawn is bc he woke up to a hole in the ship, signs of a battle they all fucking slept thru but apparently thankfully won, and after arguing with Ed that 'ppl can't just stop being on watch bc they're tired, they AT LEAST need to tell someone else to take over for them bc otherwise LOOK WHAT HAPPENS no I know it was an accident but i know you'll be pissed like me abt this in a few hours so just. help me address this issue now! pls!' all he wanted was the same pudding Roach made and had him test earlier in the week)

(on that note, after Roach helps him finish it up they take a couple portions to Ed and Stede bc like. After a moment of reflection maybe they were both just panicking and tired and taking it out on each other rather than actually parsing how to handle the mutual moment/feeling of 'oh fuck this could have been Bad')

And Roach winds up finding that he gets a bit... miffed, almost? when he's mutually venting with the rest of the crew and no one reacts Quite Like Izzy Would to whatever he's upset abt. He knows that's silly and not something he actually blames anyone for of course but

He ends up seeking out Izzy, sometimes with a bit of something to snack on in hand ('because you can't live off coffee, Izzy. No, I'm a doctor, this is my Doctor Opinion, now try this scone because Stede says they're dry but I say he's-')

and can finally breathe when he's met with yes, sympathy and advice but also a quick and serious offer to Handle It for him ('We can't stab anyone for being upset dinner was late. However, in my defense, we were sinking-' 'and they should have been fucking grateful you managed to cook in those conditions at all. But you're right. No stabbing.' 'Not yet.')

also the birthday cake he makes for Izzy is definitely shaped like a knife (Jim's is two knives side by side, per Izzy's request. He knows they like the same things as each other, ex. stabbing instruments, but that Jim should be able to have their cake be different from his. Plus, at any given time Jim has bare minimum two knives on them, so it just makes sense. Roach's would also be a knife/cleaver in theory, but for the fact that he just wants someone else to make it for him so actually it could be shaped like a fucking. anything damn near and as long as it's edible and Made For Him he's happy akdjfjg. Cut to that scene of 'everyone gets to try making a mini cake for Roach! be creative!' from Stede and a mess of a galley but a cute lil gallery of homemade cakes for him.)

#text post #idk im just rizzy and other izzy ships noodlin' rn #long post #that wasn't gonna be long but this is stream of consciousness so here we be

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How To Throw a Last Supper Party

by Elise Letrondo

Holy Thursday is a day of religious reflection on Jesus’ last day before death. It is also the day we remember perhaps the most iconic dinner party in history: The Last Supper. It had everything that I seek in a soiree: carbs, alcohol, and accusations of betrayal. Believe me, I still think Jesus was greatly wronged by his friends and local government. But if we care enough to reenact the Nativity scene each December, we should also take time to echo Jesus’ effort at celebration and togetherness before his execution. I think The Last Supper says a lot about the kind of person Jesus was: casual, generous, and down as hell. So I’ve designed a party to emulate The Last Supper so that everyone, Christian or otherwise, can party like they’re dying tomorrow.

FOOD

As a raving charcuterie enthusiast, I can’t picture a party without some kind of meat and cheese assortment. Luckily, the diet of Biblical times consisted largely of meat and dairy from various livestock, so charcuterie kind of tracks historically as well as deliciously. I assembled a board with some ingredients that are loosely reminiscent of Biblical times and Jesus’ relative geography. And since Holy Thursday is also a Catholic reverberation of Passover, I should add that this party is a great opportunity to find and support your local Jewish market. Just don’t go there hungry because you will find yourself in the checkout line with three loaves of fresh challah bread and nothing on your original shopping list. Everything else pictured is from Trader Joe’s. Obviously.

I used sheep and goat dairy for the cheeses, and included smoked fish and dried figs from the market. There are olives, dates, and hummus to round out the Middle Eastern vibe, though I’m realizing it is stupid to try to ethnify something as white as a Trader Joe’s charcuterie board. Blood oranges and endives add an elevated prettiness to distract you from the fact that you’re actually throwing a Holy Thursday party. Speaking of distraction, let’s move on to alcohol!

DRINK

“This is my blood of the covenant,” said Jesus, “which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins.”

Not to be that guy but I think if Jesus wanted to avoid sin, he shouldn’t have been passing around a cup of wine. I don’t drink much wine, as it causes me to turn red in the face and slide into the DMs of NBA players. If you’re like me and want a drink that packs the same punch as a robust merlot but tastes like a Capri Sun, I’ve crafted a signature cocktail for you to try this Holy Thursday. I call it “Blood of the Covenant”, and I think Jesus would have loved it.

4 oz cranberry juice cocktail (the sweet stuff, not the UTI stuff)

Juice of half a medium blood orange

1.5 oz vodka or gin

1 oz. Triple Sec

Club soda to finish

I am as bad a food photographer as I am a mixologist, especially after sampling the drink for an hour before remembering to take a picture of it. But a little raw sugar and blood orange slice made it look slightly more presentable! Still, plain old wine is just as good and on-theme, and much less work. And as an unemployed thirty-three-year-old, I think Jesus would have appreciated less work. Cheers, and please pour out for the forgiveness of sins responsibly.

GAMES

“Judas”

Gather enough cups for each guest at your party. The cups must be opaque, and should be disposable as you’ll be writing inside them. With a permanent marker, write “JC” (Jesus Christ) on the bottom of the inside of one of the cups, and “JI” (Judas Iscariot) on the inside bottom of another. Then fill the cups with the beverage of your choosing, preferably something dark enough to conceal the labels. Shuffle the cups around. Once everyone is gathered, cheers and drink to reveal whose cups were labeled or not.

I’ve made a playlist (linked in our Vol. 18 story highlight) that contains Lady Gaga’s goated bop “Judas” on it three times, along with some other more or less thematically related bangers. Play the playlist on shuffle during your party. Every time “Judas” comes on, everyone in attendance - twelve guests if you went for accuracy - must circle up and perform a “waterfall”, wherein each person starts drinking at the same time but cannot stop until the person before them stops drinking. Whoever’s cup was labeled “JC” is first in the waterfall and whoever’s was labeled “JI” is last. Refill the labeled cups once you finish and repeat whenever “Judas” comes back on.

LINK TO PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5TVtlP6ExvGW5udMSvVQYp?si=4e5f9746b9bd42f6

“Paranoia”

Gather in a circle, drinks in hand. Each player takes a turn to whisper a question into the ear of the guest to their right. Please, make it personal and incriminating. Out loud, the guest must answer honestly, without anyone knowing what was asked. Whoever is dying to know what the question was, they must drink before it can be disclosed. I suppose this game is in Judas’ Last Supper spirit of divulging information. But also, isn’t it just fun to be nosy?

And there are the bones of a swingin’ Last Supper Party! I know the tone of Holy Week is meant to be somber and low, but if Jesus wasn’t too good for a weekday kickback then neither am I. You can look at it as a celebration of his strange, miraculous life, or at the very least an excuse to be with people you love. I’ve gone back and forth about how much of the Bible I believe and how much of it I should just take as allegorical. After all, it was written by people as flawed as I am, and translated by them too. Being a couple years removed from my old faith, I’m not sure what the gospel means to me anymore. But I still like the image of The Last Supper, a lot. And I like who I think Jesus would have been too. I may not have a faith anymore, but the prospect of gathering, of eating good food surrounded by people who make me laugh the loudest, sounds holy to me.

#deconstructed club #deconvert #deconversion #deconstruction #exvangelical #excatholic #ex christian #exchristian #ex catholic

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Top ten things about finally making it to a physical con for the first time since the start of COVID is seeing thousands of people interacting with fandom content normally in real time. Like I have finally been released from the twilight zone that is current year mouse fandom. Like here’s my reenactment of what the average mouse fandom adult attending a con must look like Mouse fandom adult: -sees various 18+ products on display including, but not limited to, the dreaded tentacle porn- “Oh my God....I need to tell someone. 😰” -seeks out con staff- “That yucky person over there is selling proshit comics!! We need to call the police! There were...t...t-tentacles. They literally support rape. This is illegal content.” Staff: “???? Well it’s in plastic so. You don’t have to look at it or buy it. If you don’t like that content you could always choose not to go to 18+ booths. You can remove your adult wristband if you aren’t interested in 18+ content.” Mouse fandom adult: “Wtf. I’m having a panic attack. I’m making a callout doc about this con being run by proshitters! Everyone here is a pedophile oh my God.” Staff: “I have no idea what you’re talking about but maybe you should leave.” Mouse fandom adult: “ATTENTION TWITTER. I was removed from a con for being anti-pedophelia. This is sick. I am literally traumatized. I took pictures of this disgusting rape comic to show everyone, I highly suggest minors look at this to know how yucky this con is. Pls do not support. If I catch any of you supporting I will come to your house and kill you. Pls respect my feelings.” Or you know. Maybe actually behave more normal in public than online and just walk away. Who knows lol.

#fandom wank #sorry but I deserve financial compensation for being exposed to annoying people the past 3 years #Sometimes it's like. Oh yea. Most fandom people are normal. Right

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you are the lewis to my bono. I try to keep u from hurting urself during all the crazy shit u pull and u....can lean on my tits or whatever....I didn't think this through...anyway....send nudes?

fran pls . not only would i send you nudes i would also write you a love letter on main to “my girl, fran”. also i think when we meet we should reenact that bono jumping on lewis scene

tell me what you think of me

#crazy shit i pull…..idk what u mean #i saw this last night. squinting at my phone and the words were doubled while we waited for a bus and was like . fran? agahsjsjskks #fran tag #niamh.asks

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The Crown S5E8 Commentary

To the two people who actually read this, hi I’m finally back with these commentary! Its been a busy last two days but we’re almost done!!

Non-Spoiler Thoughts: Great dramatic episode for the tipping point of the saga that is The War of The Waleses! While I get why we got a look into the politics of the BBC, that storyline paled in comparison to the drama of Charles and Diana. So my main two complaints is: They should have shown us the full scale of the War of the Waleses and the interview’s tone should have been different. The tone they adopted worked within the context of the show and Diana’s characterisation this season but failed as a live recreation. For me personally, I think its crucial for the show to get the public events and live recreation scenes absolutely accurate so it can’t be easily discounted as fully a work of fiction and so it can go hand in hand with the scenes that are fictional - since there is so much free rein around those scenes. For me the live reenactments ground the show for me. Overall, I did enjoy it!

Spoilers Under The Cut:

Okay the ACTUAL Bashir Interview episode Let's goo

Lmaooo William "I might understand it if it was made in my lifetime" PLS HE'S SUCH A MILLENNIAL I like his relationship with Lizzie, it's very sweet Not her comparing changing TV sets to becoming Catholic 😂 Lizzie what are you doing Time to modernise Elizabethh

Diana and Dr Khan my beloved!!

Gsshsjj ohmygod Nov 5 was when Diana recorded the interview And on Guy Fawkes Night - the i r o n y

Tween William is right for setting boundaries but it's also really sad to see She's so alone sigh

I think the BBC sideplot would have been more compelling on it's own if it wasn't going up against the royal family subplots John's right thoughhh about the ethics Also the politics of it all, we really can't escape it huh

It's so funny Dukey wants to do a Queen tribute all while the Bashir interview is being arranged behind his back LMAOO THE RUPERT MURDOCH NAME DROP/CALL OUT I CACKLED DHJDJDJ Dukey why are you sucking up to Lizzie so much kdjdkdk NOT JOHN SAYING YES OUT OF SPITE I'M SCREAMING Lmaooo the excitement on Bashir's face that was endearing

Not Earl Spencer being paranoid about MI5/6 and Jepson Look what you did Martin Bashir Oop you've been caught buddy This is why you should always keep your story straight Oh god shut up Bashir not you turning the siblings against each other

Lmaooo they're going hard on the connection to Nov 5th - I wish they actually released it on that date itself it would have been a vibe! From Bashir drawing the connection and William's school covering it We love to see it! Living for the parallels 👏🏾👏🏾

God this was THE LOOK It's happening omg it's happening Let's go Elizabeth Debecki let's see what you're made of I can't decide if the choice not to show a live reenactment of this interview was good or not Definitely takes the pressure off Elizabeth D but still would have liked to see her recreate it. Like Ik we've all seen the original but it would have been nice to see it fully play out in the episode.

John having a whole crisis in the beach is so funny and relatable pls I wonder if he regrets it now

Hohoho this conversation is gonna be intense Glad she's being honest with Lizzie At least you got a heads up Yesss call her out Diana!! Well make the time Lizzie God I wanna hit my head against the wall Take some accountability Elizabeth Windsor

Do you really Lizzie DO YOU DEFEND HER?? NOT HER GASLIGHTING HER NOT THE INTERVIEW COMING OUT ON THEIR ANNIVERSARY DGDJJDJD YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP I'M SCREAMING

Ohmygod Dukey you have no idea what's coming OHMYGOD DI PICKED CHARLES' BIRTHDAY SPECIFICALLY FOR THIS TO BE ANNOUNCED WE LOVE the pettiness!!! She deserved to do this Yes is it a little mean?? But Charles put her through the ringer, now it's his turn to be put THROUGH IT

Gsjdjej John breaking the news to Dukey I'm cackling The way his face drops omg John said No ❤ to Dukey's protests and we have no choice but to stan Oh it's gonna be memorable night alright I can't believe the Panorama interview overshadows their anniversary pls shdkdk

Everyone's faces omggg Choose Your Fighter; The Reaction to Tampongate or the Panorama Interview

Okay yeah there's a sardonic edge to Elizabeth's answers as Diana when it should have been more sad esp the iconic "There was three of us in the marriage" but I don't hate the change. It works in the context of the show even if it's inaccurate tonally from the actual interview. Yeah Elizabeth Debecki definitely needed to look more sadder in this interview. The sorrow line did not hit as hard.

Charles throwing a tantrum I can't even Okay she did pull it off well in the end But yeah tonally the performance was off It just needed to be more devastating and wistful.

Not Dukey apologising and resigning dhkdjdd This is so dramatic pls

William's scenes/reactions in this feels loaded after what he has said recently about the interview

Overall a great dramatic episode, just slightly disappointed with the portrayal of the interview recreation.

#The Crown #The Crown Season 5 #The Crown spoilers

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kraffff · 4 years

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mutuals do this irl

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Can I request a sfw alphabet wit a black fem s/o for rensuke, bachira, and chigiri (blue lock) pls?

𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓 !

◈ 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 — rensuke kunigami

◈ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 — nothing

◈ 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓 — headcanons

◈ 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐄 — fluff , a hint of angst??

◈ 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 — i only added one because it would’ve taken wayyy too long for the others so i’ll just link bachira & chigiri’s after ! hope that’s okay

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

in the beginning of your relationship he was kinda shy on affection

on one hand , he wanted to show you how much he loves you

and on the other hand , he didn’t wanna make you uncomfortable

most the time , you had to initiate physical contact until he got more comfortable with it

the first time you complimented him , he looked off to the side and mumbled a small “thank you”, a blush spreading on his cheeks

he loves kissing you , was shy at first but now it’s like second nature to kiss you on your forehead whenever

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

i feel like at first , rensuke would be in the friendzone unintentionally— one day you would say he’s like a brother to you

but going into the relationship was a pretty clean process. he got advice from his 2 sisters on how to get a girlfriend and from there it was smooth sailing.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

he likes cuddling after practices

he’s not the biggest on it but he’s willing to do anything for you

he’s usually the big spoon

loves when you lay on his chest , he gets to see your pretty face up close and you get to sleep on top of a personal heater <3 win win situation

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

he’s pretty good at cooking and cleaning

he’s the type of boyfriend to cook breakfast for you if you’re sick <3

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

rensuke would do it in person definitely

he wouldn’t want to break up with you , but it just wasn’t working

he was very sweet about it :(

if you broke up with him , he would sulk for a while

would say “i get it, y/n” or anything like that

he didn’t want this to happen but he won’t beg you to come back either

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

he has thought about marriage before but hasn’t brought it up

he would love to be able to call you “y/n kunigami”

when he does propose , it wouldn’t be anything fancy

he would take you to the place he asked you out , reenact the day yk yk , and instead of asking you to be his s/o he asks you to marry him <33

very soft husband we love him

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

physically and emotionally gentle with you

you’re literally his pride and joy atp

iif he hurt you in any way he would be so disappointed in himself

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

was a bit hesitant at first but now he loves giving you hugs

his are the type that you NEED after a long day

rensuke’s hugs are like bear hugs

he wraps his arms around you and just holds you <33

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

he says it pretty often

i think he said it around 4 weeks? so not too early but not never yk

he always means his words too

he’ll never get tired of saying i love you

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

rarely gets jealous

he trusts you!

the only case i can see him getting jealous is would be if he thinks somebody is better for you

he won’t say it tho

he thinks he’s good at hiding it but he’s really not :(

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

rensuke’s favorite type of kisses are forehead kisses

he loves rolling over to you and kissing you in the mornings once y’all wake up

he’s not the best kisser in the world but they’re rlly good

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

he’s pretty good with kids

he has a younger sister and he helped his older sis take care of her

kids love him

one time a kid said his hair looked like a spiky orange and he just laughed

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

mornings are soft and warm

loves holding you close to him in the mornings

maybe he’ll get up and make breakfast

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

he has a pretty nice sleep schedule

so he would make sure you do too

he’ll trace circles on your thigh until you fall asleep

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

rensuke would do things slowly

he would tell you the important things first

after that he would wait until a few months in to say the heavier things

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

fairly calm

he would never get angry at you

he might get annoyed because of an argument that shouldn’t happen

but would never lash out at you

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

he’s a very good listener

he would ask lil questions about what you’re talking about

he remembers basically everything you tell him

loves the way your face lights up when he remembers a tiny detail

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

his favorite moment would be when he told you he was going to blue lock

when you said you were proud of him and would support him forever , his heart leaped

he was blushing so hard and just wrapped you in a hug

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

he trusts you

he would like it if you texted him when you got home so he knows you’re safe

but he’s not overbearing

pretty tame tbh

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

he puts so much effort

he just wants everything to be perfect for you

especially anniversaries

anniversaries with kunigami are so special

you can never forget them

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

he doesn’t tell you when he’s jealous and lets it bubble up

he doesn’t lash out per se

he just breaks down

now , rensuke isn’t one to lose composure when it comes to things like this

but he just can’t hold it in anymore

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

he’s not obsessed with his appearance

but he always makes sure that he’s not musty n shit

a man who washes behind his ears !!

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

he loves you with his whole heart

he’s not dependent but would definitely feel upset without you

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

he smells like cologne

not a bad one either , he just smells like it

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

he wouldn’t want somebody who is a generally bad person , like somebody who is mean to others for no good reason

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

he wakes up pretty early

which means you do too

he loves cuddling you while y’all sleep

like i said , personal heater

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post sum of those drafts

pairing: peter parker x avenger!reader

a/n: you asked and you shall receive. here are very random scraps that i pieced together and somehow it worked lol enjoy x

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the avengers on long bus rides

long bus rides are the only times where the world is balanced and at peace (forced smile from steve)

it’s also the only times when everyone will chime in on those sea shanties that steve loves so much, so that’s a plus

the team knows that their captain is a sea shanty WHORE so they always go all out for him and do harmonies and quite impressive choreos

once they’ve run out of sea shanties, they switch to musicals and it’s kind of like football jocks meet theatre kids

everyone has their troy bolten moment at some point, but it’s loki who really shines

he gets really passionate and ends up singing all parts and no one can blame him because mans got the voice of an angel and he knows it

nat is super supportive and cheers him on while recording everything. no one questions why she has a folder on her phone that is called “blackmail material”

tony likes to show his support by throwing money at loki

the others reenact that scene from harry potter where harry tries to catch hogwarts letters falling from the ceiling although there are loads of them perfectly lying on the floor

they fight tooth and nail to catch the money with a ferocity that puts the gods in shame

peter shoots his webs to pin the dollar bills to the wall like he suddenly got a lifelong supply of them and clint acts like his arrows are made of harmless rubber

rhodey joins in, puts on his suit, and almost blasts happy ✨to death✨while trying to catch a one-dollar bill

happy swerve the bus off a cliff and someone screams

(it was loki)

wanda has to save them and proceeds to bench them all for an hour

bucky, friend to no vehicles, is grumpy the entire time but y/n has made it her temporary calling to cheer him up

“i don’t like vehicles and this is why” *y/n whips out a duffel bag and slaps it* “yea, well, but what are your thoughts on sudokus”

bucky curls up in the back like the senior citizen that he is, sandwiched between y/n and bruce with a lifelong supply of sudokus scattered around him

they quietly help each other out and it’s very wholesome

tony and peter can fall asleep anywhere on the bus with their necks and limbs turned at all kinds of unnatural angles and sam winces before tearing his eyes from them

he makes a mental note to buy them neck pillows

nat suggests playing ‘i spy’ because it seems less lethal than the yellow car game but clint, sam, and thor get way too enthusiastic about it

they have their faces pressed against the window, eyes wide and unblinking, unaware that they’re frightening half of the people sitting in the passing cars

at some point, they lose all sense and just randomly name everything

“i spy with my little eye something that is red” “that car” “no” “that car” “no” “clint’s sweater” “it’s not—” “bucky’s pen, the flowERS, MY SHOES, THE SKY”

rhodey and nat are surprisingly good at that game and their calm demeanour drives the others insane

“fine. i spy with my stupid little eye something that is amber—” “bottom left button on the inside of loki’s overcoat, try again”

wanda and vision are in charge of lunch and handing out lunch boxes to everyone is a delight to them and a very. scary experience for the rest of the team

“here you go, buck. a turkey sandwich with cut off crust and extra tomatoes” “oh you didn’t have to cut off—” “😠but you like it. don’t you😠” “...yes”

peter and y/n are sharing a seat and y/n shows him her online purchases on her phone. peter is really sweet the entire time and comments on everything with genuine interest until rhodey pipes up from behind them

“you ordered new shoes? y/n, you don’t even go outside enough to justify wearing shoes”

they shush him and proceed to share headphones to listen to peter’s current favourite songs

at some point, tony announces, “alright ladies and gentlegerms, cap is making us stop the bus so we can get out and go for a two-mile jog through the woods *unenthusiastic jazz hands* if anyone wants to fling us off a cliff again, now is the time, i repeat—”

they still end up running and it’s insufferable. it’s hot and musty and just ~unpleasant~

somehow the avengers have evolved into a chaotic Debate Team and now they’re discussing who gets to be carried by thor and bucky

at an intersection, the two of them stop to catch their breath and they’re both just staring at each other, sweaty and covered in avengers hanging off their limbs

thor, prying loki off his back: “i’m sorry but we’re gonna have to do something different here”

y/n is hopping off bucky’s back when there’s suddenly a loud, ugly sound reverberating through the forest, followed by many footsteps that seem to come closer by the second

they run

branches keep tearing at their skin as they bolt through the woods but they’re not stopping because it’s clear what is happening right now

they’re being chased by wild boars

at this point they’re just embracing death and if they survive it’s a bonus

a boar comes running towards bucky and wanda but bucky “i have been falling for 90 years and i’m sick of it” barnes stares it straight in the eye, daring it to knock them over and the boar just squirms and make a u-turn

another wild boar seems to have decided that clint is not part of the herd because it sends clint FLYING in a quite impressive and beautiful arc

steve tries to ditch clint and train the boar

clint wasn’t hurt by the fall, but he stares at steve as if he might as well have broken a rib

they’re back on the bus and happy cocks a brow when he sees that everyone is exhausted and covered in dirt. he chooses to say nothing when nat climbs in with loki half-leaning on her for support and glaring broodily at the floor

everyone just wants to sleep and forget that the avengers were almost defeated by boars but bruce and sam keep bickering in the front row

“it’s too bright in here” “it’s the sun” “the lights get too noisy” “…what” “make it stop” “what do you want me to do?? turn off the sun???”

peter and y/n are huddled in a seat again, sharing headphones to drone out the noise and the moment he hits play, y/n looks at him blankly

peter, shrugging: “what? my 7 songs still go hard”

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what are your seven songs that still go hard? pls tell me bc i desperately need new music <3 stay hydrated pals

hc masterlist

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