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cynicallyneutral · 2 years
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As tradition, we’re gonna celebrate best boy month!!! Let’s do our best and have fun with our favorite sturdy red boy 💪
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ceyrann · 2 years
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PAC Collaboration: Your Marriage Life With Them
So as y’all can see from the title, this is a PAC collab with @alaezasmystery​ cuz apparently we two were thinking of doing something FS-ish ahahahahaha and boom.
Y’all know the drill. Clear your mind, take in deep breaths, choose the pile that calls out to you. Or piles. And then head down to the corresponding part of the post to see the messages you’re called to receive.
As usual, this PAC is for entertainment purposes. Take whatever that resonates and feel free to drop the rest. Credits of the images go to the respective artists.
The piles go by left to right, top to bottom.
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Found your pile? Let's go!
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🌱 Pile 1 🌱
Intuitively :- This pile is super cute . I am getting a very romantic energy . You'll be very affectionate couple , hugging, kissing and holding hands in public and even in front of family and friends . You'll very obviously show your love for one another. Pda couple vibes!!!!! It's like little to no selfishness in this marriage . 
The masculine here will surprise the feminine or less masculine with gifts, the feminine or less masculine will surprise them with their favourite meals etc. The main theme of this marriage is basically caring and devotion. Hahhh , others may see you as the lovesick puppy type. You'll always help each other . A telepathic connection for sure . Understanding each other in deeper levels . 
Your partner will be a shoulder to cry on, they'll always provide you with care that you need . But they'll be honest with you, if you do wrong they will not hesitate to tell you that. I'm seeing a taller person than you . This is someone who is very loving and will possibly be the first one to fall in love with . Love at first sight for sure 💕.
Signs :- Cancer , Aquarius , Gemini
Initials :- R , T , F , G , H L , O , P , V , U
Here are some quotes for you!
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- by @alaezasmystery
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🌱 Pile 2 🌱
This Pile feels more like a traditional type of marriage 💑 . So if you choose this Pile, you're probably a typical feminine or masculine energy wanting to attract a typical masculine or feminine . This doesn't mean that only straight people can choose this Pile but that if you are a feminine then your spouse will be a masculine . 
I'm kinda getting the 60s vibes of being a main provider and the other one a stay at home . Or someone is working from home . This will be a pretty average marriage , like you'll get married then you'll have children then one person will be a full time parent while the other focus on raising the kids . 
You'll probably live in the suburbs or a big family home . The masculine will be the more dominant but the feminine will not mind . The masculine here feels like more of a protective one . The feminine will be taken care of emotionally and physically . Also , you probably have a dream , a pretty big one which your spouse will help in achieving it 💞 .
Signs :- Aries , Sagittarius , Capricorn
Initials :- D , S , C , M , I , Y , R , G , N
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- by @alaezasmystery
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🎬 Pile 3 🎬
万花争艳,
我,唯独心悦于你。
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The flowers bloom,
My eyes, they're set on you.
Hewwo Pile 3, your married life with them seems exquisite and a bunch of extra pretty things, and a lot of people may admire what you’re going through. Honestly, you yourself may also think that your married life is like the Happily-Ever-After kinda ending of a fairytale, having an emperor by your side, leading you through life and making sure success is on your side, not having to worry about getting yourself better or improving yourself for whatever life throws at you.
My dear, I’m so sorry to break this to you but this pile gave me a feeling that you soon learn that your married life with them would remain a facade, a beautiful outer shell, if you do not do something.  
Marriage is a contract between different parties, and these parties are required to put in similar effort, if not equal, in it. It’s basically the same for any form of relationship. If you do not put in the necessary effort, your marriage life will be stagnant, and so many times you’ll feel as though you’ve fallen out of love. Have you really fallen out of love? No, my dear. You’re just too used to having fun and having people loving you without you really needing to do anything.
Thing is, you need to do something. You have to give up your old thoughts and attempt something new in your marriage life, only then you can see you and your future spouse working and having fun together, experiencing new things in life together.
Pile 3, your married life with them may not seem to be the roses and jewels that you originally thought you wanted, but as time passes, with efforts on both sides, you’ll rebuild a new flower garden with your future spouse with all the things you both share and like. You’ve learnt to surround yourself with people who share your values and beliefs, and they’ll be your greatest support through your married life.
For some reason, I have a feeling that your future spouse loves you a lot. There’s this line of a song that kept playing in my head “Not gonna leave anyone feeling alone anymore”. And I think this is really sweet.
- by your local crackhead aka me
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🎬 Pile 4 🎬
情柔似水,
携手共度此生。
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Love, as gentle as the waters
Your hand in mine, walking through this life.
Hello Pile 4! I saw these two owls today and I immediately took my phone out to take a picture of them. I just felt so pulled to these two adorable plushies and thought it would be a good picture to be used in this reading.
For some reason, your pile gives a very cute, cozy and comfy energy. Very gentle, very warm. Your married life is also the same. You and your future spouse are gentle and warm to each other, very aware of the feminine side of yourselves and do not disregard emotions surfacing in your married life. It’s like… You two are just SO CUTE TOGETHER AAAAAAAAAA 
You guys do not claim or take pride in anything, and hold each other in an uplifting way. Lemme rephrase myself. Sometimes, some people may think that a relationship works well is cuz of Themself Doing The Work. But you and your future spouse? Nah. You both know very well that you both work together to achieve things, and none of you claim them as your own. 
Sometimes, you may feel that you’re lacking support and there may be some sort of stagnancy in your marriage. It usually means that it’s time for you to take small celebrations into your life and to fill it with wonder, delight and joy. 
Maybe you can take some time out? I have a feeling that when things like this happen, and when you ask around for advice, your friends and family would probably give you tickets to some theme park and tell you to go out with your future spouse. Going out and having fun together is definitely gonna help you out I promise. Cuz that’s when you learn new things about them and you just take them to your heart. Of course, they do the same for you too! It’s a very balanced energy!
Pile 4, your married life with them feels like the new beginning in your chapter. You’ve been through a lot in your life and somehow, this marriage you have with them serves like… Some sort of help? It gives me healing energy and just… A comforting presence. Your worries, your anxiety and all succumb under their gentle touch and care, allowing you to sleep peacefully at night with them by your side. 
The line of a song’s lyric, “the sparkle in our lives will definitely not disappear” kept looping in my head and as I typed out the having fun part, it definitely rings well cuz it’s usually the small happiness that are living as memories in our head, and they will not disappear. We rekindle the tiny parts of light as we have fun and hopefully, you’re also your spouse’s source of light.
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Thanks for reading! Hope y’all had fun reading them as much as we do them! Feedbacks are appreciated!
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d10nyx · 1 month
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this ones lengthy i fear.. bear w me.. (◞‸◟")
…married!ada & married!leon (damnation methinks) on the verge of divorcing, marriage CRUMBLING! ada’s always been distant, & leon’s drinking away his sorrows. theyre just coexisting nowadays, all can see the tension! going to a small cafe to escape leon’s bitching, have time to herself—ada meets barista!reader; clumsy, dumb college girl just tryna get by.. adas got 0 shame in bluntly flirting to see reader’s face go bright red—rlly reminds ada of when leon was younger & cuter & wasn’t begging to have a family yet :/ …visiting often, ada slowly coaxes reader into a sexual relationship w her, telling reader tht she def isnt married!!! reader believes her bc ada’s soo trustworthy!!!.... & bc she’s ada, ofc she’s gonna fuck reader right in her & leon’s shared bed! the risk of getting caught makes ada cum faster than leon could ever get her to! 0 strings attached, great orgasms, an obedient toy?? ada’s sold<3
leon’s getting suspicious, ada seems less pissy nowadays! so he decides to follow ada when he isn’t on a mission—to a cafe?? watching from outside,, she’s just talking w the barista? he’s so silly; ada just made a new friend!! ada wouldn’t mind if he got to know her new friend too right?.. when ada leaves, leon enters & does exactly that! readers so impressionable; so cute & young, it makes his dick twitch! & he hasn’t been touched in sooo long, wants a kid but his bitch wife doesnt... mfs traumadumping on poor reader til she lets him fuck her stupid bc she’s so kind! she makes leon forget his failing marriage! he comes back for more instead of going to a bar in his free time now, trying to make her a mommy<3
ada & leon r unaware tht theyre cheating on each other w the same girl… til leon does catch ada scissoring some girl!! doesn’t take him long to recognize reader, & says her name in confusion!! all 3 freeze, but ada & leon connect the dots. pissed at each other, they try to outdo 1 another by seeing who can make reader cum the quickest. reader becomes the glue & stress reliever in their relationship when she’s just tryna go back to being a normal barista... & it doesn’t seem like either r gonna let her leave anytime soon—not when leons trying to fuck a baby into her & ada just wants an outlet from her marriage </3
gulp.. my longest thought by far.. but a little treat for u<3
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A TREAT IS RIGHT LIKE... good lord you need to write fics bcs these ideas are insane... better than anything i could cook up i fear...
AND HSNHGHH IT'S LIKE YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE BREEDING GOOD LORD !! leon tryna get reader pregnant driving me insane... ada the loml too omg slap me between those two and i'll simply pass away on the spot.
the idea of them keeping reader around as their personal little stress reliever ahahahahaha... i'm not okay... they both end up lowkey liking reader more than their spouse and everyone is just standing around like:
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creative-kny-fics · 9 months
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Since there is no girl fights yet can ask for switch Shinobu and Mitsuri?
Pls and Thank u
Leafyanon
Ohhh that's right! There is not much of them 2! There is always a first time hahahaha, okay!
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Lers: Shinobu Kocho and Mitsuri Kanroji
Lees: Shinobu Kocho and Mitsuri Kanroji
'Shinobu - San *caw caw* Kanroji invites you to a sleepover!' 'Huh?', Shinobu took the small letter that the crow handed him and began to read it.
'Dear Kocho, I invite you to a sleepover at my estate! These days have been very stressful for me and I would like to have a good time with my friend! Confirm to my raven if you will come or not. Sincerely: Kanroji Mitsuri', Shinobu mused for a moment, she couldn't just leave like that, she had to check on the patients, make their medicines, take care of the girls and...
Wow, she hadn't realized that almost all his time she was investing it in the organization, perhaps, Mitsuri was not the only one who was stressed...
'Tell Kanroji that thank you very much for the invitation, I will go'
Shinobu arranged everything that was necessary, entrusted Aoi and Kanao to the care of the estate, finished the medicines, and annoyed Giyuu. Now, she could already take a little break.
'Ahhh!! shinobu!! Did you come!! pass pass!! Are you at home! Feel free to do what you want' 'Thank you very much Mitsuri-San'
For almost 2 hours they talked about their day to day, they ate, they got ready, you know, normal things that happen in all sleepovers
'So how is Iguro-San as a couple?' 'It's totally adorable~! Kyaa! It is so beautiful! So thoughtful!', Mitsuri took a pillow and covered her face while waving her legs excitedly.
'I'm happy for you Kanroji' 'And you Kocho? Someone catch your eye?' 'I don't have time for such things', Mitsuri took the pillow off her face; poor Shinobu, she works so much and has no free time, she thought.
Mitsuri approached Kocho, trying to give her a hug.
'You don't need to be like this Kocho, I understand you' 'I'm fine Kanroji, there's nothing to worry about', Mitsuri mused a little until she knew exactly what to do.
It always worked in these cases...'Nice try, Mitsuri' 'H-Huh?! Kohohocho!', well, almost always
'Hohohow did you knohahahaw?' 'You were very predictable. Did you think I wouldn't notice? It might work with Tomioka, Sanemi, Muichiro or Obanai, but... not with me'
'Kyahahaha! Kocho! Plehehehease!' Mitsuri fell backwards as she twisted from side to side trying to evade the fingers that slid around her sides.
'Ahahahaha! Shihinobuhuhu! Nohoho thahahat! Sohohohorry! Eahahahahaha!' 'What's up Kanroji? It's not so funny when you're the lee, huh?', well, it was true, Mitsuri liked to make fun of how ticklish her victim was, but now it's not so funny anymore
'Hmmm... Hey Kanroji, on a scale of 1 to 10. How ticklish are you?' 'Ehehehehe?! Gyahahahaha! Shinobu! Nohohoho!! Wahahahahit!'
'What do you expect? I do not believe that. What's up, are you very ticklish? What happened when Tomioka asked to wait? You were laughing, I think this would be payback,' Mitsuri let out a squeal as Shinobu found a particularly sweet spot.
'Yohohou ahahahasked for ihihit!' 'Ha-! No! Mihihitsuhuhuri! Ahahahahaha!' 'Tahahahake thihihis!', Mitsuri stood up, dancing her fingers around Shinobu's waist, smiling as she tried not to smile or laugh.
'Hahahahaha! Mitsuri! Hohohold on! Yohohour nahahails!' 'Yeah? What's wrong with my nails? Do they tickle you? Come on Shinobu, I already laughed, now it's your turn!', or that was what Mitsuri thought would happen, she didn't expect Shinobu to direct her fingers to her sides again.
'Gahahaha! Shinobu! Ahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHA! NOHOHOT THAHAHAHAT!' 'Whahahat's wrohohong? Hmmmm! KAHAHAHANROJI!'
Almost 1 whole minute lasted that little fight (if I could call it that?).
'GHIHIIVE UHUHUP' 'YOHOHOU FIHIHIRST!' 'AT THE SAME TIME!'
'1...2...3', and so they finally parted ways.
'Yohohou're terrible, Kohocho!' 'You tohoho!', well, I guess that ended it all.
'Good job Shinobu, but I'm still a better ler than you' 'You? I don't think so, I'm better', or... maybe not, well apparently the above was just the first round
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tickling-giggles · 2 years
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Oops! sorry my keyboard corrected me is Lee Sugino and Ler Koro-sensei
Stretch it out
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A/N: it’s fine I just wanted to make sure😭😭 BTW I LOVED THE REFERENCE YOU WANT ME TO USE I DIDN’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT (Also going off what mi brain remembers)
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“Here Sugino” Korosensei called has he handed him the baseball covered in BB pellets.
“Oh, thanks Korosensei…are you eating a coconut, you really shouldn’t eat the husk” Sugino answered in a confused tone.
“Solid throw yesterday” Korosensei complimented.
“Ha, funny coming from someone who can accidentally throw the ball faster and farther than me, something can’t even do on purpose” Sugino scoffed, as he was throwing the ball up and catching it.
“You must be on a team right?”
“Used to be before I got kicked off, it’s only for D-Class and above, extracurricular activities isn’t apart of the deal when your at the bottom. Sugino explained.
“Sounds like discrimination to me”
I kinda expected to get booted off sooner or later I mean you saw my pitch, and besides I was nothing but a benchwarmer for majority of the season anyways, I could never struck anybody out, it kinda got me depressed, I was slipping up on my grades so here I am in E-class. Sugino vented, sighing somewhat relieved after telling korosensei that.
“Sugino may I offer you a friendly demonstration of what not sulking looks like” Korosensei turned is head towards him.
“Um sure… I even though I have not idea of what the hell your talking about but sure” Sugino agreed as they both stood up.
“Ummmm so what do I dOOHoho stohohop ihihit ahaahaha” Sugino squeaked, as Korosensei’s tentacles vibrated on his sides.
“Sugino I can’t demonstrate with you squirming and giggling”
“Yohohour nohohot evehehen dehemonstrahaetung anahanything”
“Ummm am too, your just too ticklish” Korosensei cooed.
“AHaham nahahat”
“Yes you are coochy coochy coo”
“NoOHo teheheasing iHIt mahAhAkes ihit wOhOrse”Sugino squeaky laughter.
“You don’t say, what if I tickle tickle tickle you here or tickle tickle you like this” Korosensei continued to tease.
“Yohohou mEnAhAce stAhAHAp IHIT! AhahAHAhaha”
“That’s not very kind Sugino I’m gonna have to punish you for such mean wordss” Korosensei whined, as he vibrates his tentacles on his shoulders and under his knees.
“nOHOHO NAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHEHERE YOHOHOU BIHIHIHIG DUHUHUMMEHEHE SQUUHUHID”
“Wow such pfft hurtful insults, that mean nothing to me when your laughing your head off” Korosensei snickered.
“YOHOHOHOUR SOHOHO MEHEHEANNN!! IHIHIT THIHIHICKLES SOHOHO BAHAHAD”
“Awwwww why thankyouuu” Korosensei giggled at his compliment.
“Thanks, I’ll go turn these in to Mr.Karasuma- what the” Nagisa left the classroom and saw out of the window Korosensei tickling Sugino.
“U-Uh Korosensei what are you doing?” Nagisa stammered.
“Ah hah, so that what you were doing impersonating another pitchers moves I knew I recognized it somewhere”.
“Hahaha jeherk why we’here you tihickling mehe then” Sugino giggled as he clutched his stomach.
“Because why not, plus your laughter was adowarbleee~” korosensei teased.
“STAHap” Sugino blushed as Nagisa chuckled at there antics. “Hey korosensei, I think Nagisa wants a demonstration too”.
“No NO I most certainly do not”Nagisa slowly inched away.
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lemonhemlock · 1 year
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How do u think the story would go if fem!aemond married aegon?
what a loaded queston! i think they have the potential for conflict is very high! that is, if we are to maintain aemond's defining traits when we genderbend him.
i maintain what i said before for these kinds of asks, it's difficult to tell how much of our personality/behaviour is influenced by gender norms and what is our "true nature"
i do believe that helaegon makes sense because, by being older, helaena can start start having children sooner. by providing aegon with targaryen-looking heirs, the greens can present him as a stable option (with his succession already settled) and even a more legitimate one (he's not trying to put obvious bastards on the throne). they also have a high chance of being dragon-riders like both of their parents (helaena claims dreamfyre before aemond claims vhagar). more dragon-riders also means more combatants for the greens in future wars.
so for this AU you'll need some kind of miracle to convince alicent to betroth aegon to AEMMA (ahahahahaha) instead. there is also the question of whether aegon is against targcest in principle or just not attracted to helaena in particular (we don't have enough information on that as of now) and would simply prefer another sister. or is any sister or chosen bride going to represent the same thing for him symbolically - the trappings of heirdom, the pressure to be the perfect, responsible leader his family wants - and, thus, is he going to reject her on principle? aemond is 4? 3? years younger than aegon, so depending on when they're betrothed, it's very possible that they're not gonna display any romantic attachment towards each other since we're talking about children. so the question remains for the adults, alicent, otto and even viserys - why would they pick female!aemond over helaena for aegon.
that being said, if helaena is content to let aegon roam around king's landing and do whatever he pleases, i very much doubt AEMMA (heh) would be. she'd be furious at this level of disrespect; maybe even retaliate violently, since aemond has no problem giving his brother a black eye. she'd also be feeling the pressure of having to give him heirs, especially knowing helaena would have been able to do that much sooner and they "compromised" by waiting for her to grow up (wow, is this family fucked up or what). you'd have to perform some changes on her character since now she is having to deal with the confines of womanhood instead of the anguish caused by being a second son.
lacking any real incentive to change, aegon would continue his fall into the depths of hedonism, since he can't reach that level of debauchery with his lawful wife, i'd think (or could he??? fic writers?? lmao). so i'd imagine maybe an eternally-frustrated pregnant!aemma dragging ser criston with her from brothel to brothel looking for her weasel husband and serving him some serious CBT when she finds him. i don't see her as the type of wife to sit at home and suffer in silence.
in any case, this is wild!
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babbygirlblues · 1 year
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Im speechless tbh, good god! Your writing is just ugh 😩👌 ad the fact that i said: "she's an alpha 😡" at the same time ahdkhjllsj i fucking LOVE your writing man and im glad you're back, im definitely going to read the whole thing all over again bc ugh!!!! And i hope the rest of this year gets better for you, thanks for sharing with us.
Ps: *slides $5* about this Dylan guy...make it look like an accident ;)
GAHHHH awww damn babe! Thank you! This makes me sooo happy. I don’t know how to describe how unbelievable you are, I’m so touched you like my writing. Thank you for telling me 💖
Thank u, I have high hopes for this year! I wish you the best and more than you can dream of!
Ahahahahaha, that I might be able to do, but I charge more for accidents 😏
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pastery1 · 2 years
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Ensembles Stars Tickle Hcs (Part 8):
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A/N: Yes they r twins, but I still perfer to do them separately w/ different scenarios and shit.
Hinata Aoi:
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U may think him and his brother share the same ticklishness and tickle spots, but no. He's less ticklish than his brother. His brother once tickled him bc Hinata tried to get his hoodie off his head, but it was stuck.
"Ugh. Stupid ass hoodie." Hinata struggled and fell to the floor, summoning his little(?) brother's presence.
"Hinata! R u ok?!"
"Actually can u help me, Yuta?"
"Pfft- U gotta be kidding me!" Yuta swiped the tear threatening to come out, as he took his phone out to take pictures.
"YUTA!!! Come on. Help me." Hinata couldn't see with his hoodie over his face, but he knew his damn brother got a good shot js to mock and tease him later.
"Alr, alr," Yuta walked over to the struggling twin. "What size did u even get?"
"My size? I think u messed w/ the original size when u washed it."
"I bet I did, sry. But u gotta admit, this is worth watching."
"YuuuuuTA!"
"Ok ok, I'll help."
Yuta walked over to Hinata, grabbing the hood of his hoodie, managing to pull it up over his head, but now his arms are still stuck high above his head. Even though his head is free, the hoodie is still stuck to his forehead, so there was no way he could put his arms down. He felt very, and I mean very, vulnerable.
"Can't u js hurry up and get me out of this?! Stop studying me! I'm not a test u gotta review for."
"Sry, I'm getting a lot of atempting ideas rn."
Hinata was praying to God that the "thing" Yuta was atempting to do wasn't what he was thinking.
Yuta started to grab the shoulder of his hoodie, yanking it up, until he heard an ungodly screech.
Yuta looked into Hinata's worried eyes, "Oh no, NO! Yuta, don't. I mean it-"
He was cut off by Yuta scratching the hollows of Hinata's bare armpits.
"AHAHAHAHAHA!! YUTA STOHOHOHOP! U KNOW HOW MUHUHUHUCH I HATE THIHIHIHIS!!"
"Oh, come on~ U do this to me all the time, what's so wrong w/ a little revenge every now and then. Plus I'm no where near done w/ u~"
Hinata does hate being tickled, but it won't stop him from tickling his little brother. He would occasionally tickle anyone else outside of his family if he feels like it. Though, he's gotta be close to them to tickle them. And if he catches u, don't even try to escape bc he won't let up until ur breathless and pleading for mercy. If ur lucky, maybe he'll let u go before u piss urself. (It happened once or twice w/ Yuta, what makes u think it won't happen to u?) His death spot is his armpits, and his laugh is v hyenous.
Yuta Aoi:
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(Please tell me this picture looks like someone is trying to tickle him, but he's telling them no? Or smthing?!) Anyways, Yuta would always be under his older brother's clutches. Constantly too.
There once was a time where Hinata chased him around with a bug, and he wouldn't get out of the closet.
"AHHHH!! HINATA GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!"
"Awww, come on. What's so wrong abt this beetle? It won't hurt u?"
Yuta managed to get into the closet closing himself in there.
"Please... Hinata... js go away w/ it."
Hearing his brother's cries, he decided playtime was over and let the beetle free outside. "Alr, Yuta. U can come out now."
"I don't believe u."
"Well open the door, so I can show u my empty hands."
There was nothing but silence on the other end, all that was audible was Yuta's v faint whimpers.
"*sigh* Look... I'm really sry that I hv been chasing u around w/ a beetle."
Still nothing.
"Yuta..." Hinata started to slide the closet door open, only for it to be slamed back shut by the other one.
"Go away."
"Fine... U leave me no choice."
Hinata slamed the door back open, to be met with Yuta's teary green eyes. "What-"
Hinata pounced on Yuta in the limited space they had, managing to straddle the younger's waist and pinning his hands above his head.
"No. Don't tickle me Hinata! I forgive u!"
"Too late now, little brother."
Hinata began to vibrate Yuta's hip bone with his index finger, like a electric toothbrush.
"U have me for the next 45 minutes."
Yuta's heart sank to his stomach. How on Earth is he gonna surviv 45 minutes if he can't even surviv 20?! Oh well, time will tell.
Yuta does hate being tickled as well, but isn't afraid to tickle his older brother every now and then as revenge for the times his older brother tickled him senseless. Unlike his brother, he doesn't like tickling anyone out side of his family persè. He js doesn't wanna tickle anyone and make them uncomfortable. His worst spot has to be his hips as shown above. His laugh is opposite from Hinata's, instead it's very childlike and sometimes it's calm.
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eta--piscium · 2 years
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Story Time~
So I just wanted to share that me and my friends went out on a small outing and went to a theme park that we all used to go to when we were younger and my oh my was it so fun.
We went there on a Wednesday and every Wednesday is Ladies Night day, so there's not a single man in sight. Except for the security guys outside. (keep reading for pics lol)
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It was so fun meeting them again and going out to a theme park with them. It's also funny how the first ride we rode is the Amazon, it's a ride with water so obv we would get wet. But as we remember it, you won't get that wet yet we did. We think that they added more water than usual because I sat at the very front together with the bestie Aulivia and let me tell youuuuuu, we really got wet and its so cold! Aulivia's hijab even came off and she was just staying there and not moving and just handed me her phone while she's holding her chin and I was like "uh, hey bestie! are u still alive? hello? huyyy!!" then she laughed and then moved, just then I realized that her hijab came off and she was actually holding it in place and not her chin. loooool. But the funniest thing is that the cart was long yeah? So my other bestie Cors and her sis sat at the very last cart hoping that the water won't get to them as much as it did to me and the other bestie, but her cart and our carts are two separate long carts and she actually got on a different cart and.... SHE WAS SEATED AT THE VERY FRONT!!! AHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY!!! While inside the dark ride all we can hear was her screaming at the top of her lungs behind us as their cart splashed in the water lol. Abby our other friend was in our cart and was laughing and told us that it sounded like Cors was the only one in that cart as we can't hear the other girl's screams bec of her loud screams lol. Abby was seated next to young teenager and she was scared and looked up to Abby and was like "Can I hold your hand? I'm scared." LIKE THAT'S SO ADORABLE!! She held the kiddo's hand the entire ride. cuuuute.
Then we all got out and was laughing at each other because we're all so wet from the water but most especially the four of us, me, the besties and the lil sis of bestie. We even took photos of my bestie while she's drenched in water.
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Then we went outside to go ride the big rides that is outdoors but before we did, we first got on a bumper car ride and it's fun and we all ganged up on Cors the one in white shirt and blue&yellow bumper car. It's funny because she kept trying to run away from us but we always find a way to corner her in then we all ganged up on Aulivia next but to my surprise they ganged up on me next and it's funny because they're all trying to chase me I would slip and escape them but gets cornered and rammed from all sides lol. I even hit my right knee so hard because of the impact and it still kinda hurts. I have an old injury on my right knee back in hs. But 10/10 would recommend the ride still. lol
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We then walked around to get to the other rides and then I heard this lady say "Hello Ma'am!~ Come in, we have coffee, iced mocha, tea.." and when I tell u me and Abby stopped in out tracks because we heard the magic word which is "Iced mocha" and then we both locked eyes and we grabbed each others hands and nodded at each other and stopped everyone and we all ended up getting iced mocha and some shawarma as we all sat down inside the cafe and drink our coffee and eat shawarma and talked about our future plans about moving to somewhere to work and we all share the same plans and was like "well! let's all meet again there and maybe live together or be neighbors!" ADULTING IS REAL GUYS. lol.
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When we we're done eating, we went out of the cafe and walked around to look at the rides and then we rode the Speedy Gonzales Spinning hat and it's fast and can really make u dizzy. We were laughing and Abby was like "the shawarma tastes nice but it won't taste nice if I end up throwing up here." we all laughed and then Cors was like "You better not bec I'm right next to u the way this ride is spinning, it will all fly to me." Aulivia and I was just laughing our asses off on the other side.
Then we went to ride the Wild Mouse ride which is like a mini roller coaster and ofc, your girl Cors once again screamed at the top of her lungs while me, Abby and her lil sis was just laughing or rather it was just me and Abby bec Cors's lil sis was sooo quiet and holding so tightly to the ride lol. All I did was laugh and cuss under my breath everytime the ride drops. lol.
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This one thing made us sad tho... the Pirates ride was close and was under maintenance. :( We really wanted to ride it and was even planning to seat at the very end of the boat on both sides. But unfortunately, it was close. :( So we just went to the drop tower ride that I wanted to ride but everyone refuses to bec everyone is afraid. T_T funny how Aulivia wanted to ride the roller coaster but refuses to ride the drop tower. lol.
So we just ended up riding the Tagada or more famously known as Disco Pang Pang. You guys know me... a fearless goof but also a troublemaker lol. Me and Aulivia stood up and stayed in the middle of the ride balancing ourselves while taking a video just for funsies while everyone was holding on for their dear lives. That was really funny tho.
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But it was sooooo hot outside so we went back inside and then got in line to buy tickets for the ice skating rink and the line was sooo long. After getting the tickets we went in line again to be let in the rink and we were talking about how we're all actually from the same school and graduated from the same hs and my niece and Cors' lil sis is studying in our old hs too, so we joked around that we're having a mini*schoolname* fieldtrip rn.
Then we went on the ice skating rink and started skating, not everyone is good at skating tho, Then Cors' lil sis was seating on the pushing thingy in the rink while Cors and my niece was moving slow on the side of the rink. Then I started pushing Cors' lil sis thingy and everyone started to hold on to each other and we ended up skating like a train lol. I was pushing Cors' lil sis then my niece grabbed my arms and was skating behind me then Aulivia went behind my niece, then Cors then Abby and we're just a bunch of laughing goofs.
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Overall, it's sooo fun and oh, we rode the Amazon ride again right before going home. I went out of my house with dry clothes and dry hair and came home with wet clothes and wet hair. lol.
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All in all 100/10 would do it again with them. I miss it already. I really had a blast that day!!!
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love-belle · 6 months
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hell was the journey but it brought me heaven !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which their invisible string was a random unhinged tweet from her and him being her brother's best friend.
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for when you find someone who's exactly like you and will love you in all the right ways. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // daniel ricciardo x fem!reader
warnings - language
author's note - back for a while :))) i hope u like this <3 thank u so much for reading, i love you <333333
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-> maxverstappen1 WHAT IS THAT THING IN THE PARENTHESES IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE
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username SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING
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danielricciardo i heard you like big noses
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danielricciardo what's your favourite flower (THIS IS A TOTALLY UNRELATED QUESTION)
-> yourusername i love pink roses (YEAH OKAY I BELIEVE U)
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-> username PLEASEEE
username half the grid pulling at their hair rn
username i know nando is fuming rn likeeee this is such an L for ALL of them
maxverstappen1 this is what happens when you let someone have unsupervised internet access in their childhood
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-> username no bc f1 needs the slutiness that seb jenson nando brought
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username THE SECOND AND THIRD PIC OMGJAJAJA
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-> yourusername forever and always ❤️
-> alex_albon what am i??? a cabbage???
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username WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS PEOPLE
username THE TATTOOS??? THE ENCHANTÉ T-SHIRT??? AND UR TELLING ME THAT IT'S NOT DANNY RIC??? die
username THE HEART PIE IM GONE
username every day the urge to hug a tree at 257 mph grows stronger
maxverstappen1 you and no one.
-> yourusername im one more "????? leave my bf alone ?????" text away from clicking a few times and posting those texts DON'T TEST ME
maxverstappen1 you're banned from the paddock
-> alex_albon THANK YOU
-> yourusername ok fernandoalo_offcial charles_leclerc lewishamilton carlossainz55 landonorris
-> fernandoalo_offcial official aston martin guest
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-> landonorris official mclaren guest
-> username wow
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username girl ur not sly at all
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username extrovert bf flirting with everyone 🤝 extrovert gf flirting with everyone
danielricciardo you and WHO
-> yourusername me and landonorris
-> maxverstappen1 PLOT TWISTTTTTTTT
-> username they have officially made max lose his mind
-> landonorris y/n you PROMISED AND DANIEL DON'T RUN ME OVER PLS
-> username y/n is a menace for that comment and im here for every second of it
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-> landonorris LEAVE ME ALONE I DID NOTHING
danielricciardo ok kid
-> yourusername don't call me kid don't call me baby
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-> username look at how they massacred my boy he's saying "pls"
username the paddock is about to go up in flames IM GIGGLING
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username if he doesn't do this then i don't want him
charles_leclerc it's true
-> fernandoalo_official can confirm
-> landonorris absolutely right
-> lewishamilton saw it with my own eyes
-> carlossainz55 never has there been a truth more truther than this
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-> username oh hell naw he's deffo pulling some strings
-> yourusername daniel give everyone their phone back
-> danielricciardo ??? i don't have their phones what???
-> yourusername really
-> mclaren yes really
-> username THE SILENCE
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username AHHHSJSJSJSKSKKS THEY'RE SO
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-> username u got it the other way y/n rizzed HIM up
-> username fr like that tweet started this *vague gesturing*
-> yourusername exactly put some respect on my name
username never will get over how daniel and y/n were BARELY acquaintances and now they're terrorizing the entire grid together
maxverstappen1 report yourself before i do it for you
-> danielricciardo child i taught you everything you know
-> username HE PULLED *THAT* CARD
-> username it's getting litttt y'all
maxverstappen1 stay away 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺
-> danielricciardo my bad, let me just show her the way out of my bedroom
-> username poor max 💀💀💀 they're js terrorizing him at this point
username good night to daniel and y/n and them only fuck the rest
username live love laugh y/ndaniel unfolding before my own eyes
yourusername daniel what is this breakfast-less behaviour
-> danielricciardo I HAD A COFFEE
-> yourusername THAT DOESN'T COUNT
-> username breakfast-less behaviour im crying 😭😭😭
yourusername u crazy asf i think im in loveeee
-> danielricciardo "think" 😒😒😒😒😒 think again
username fuck everything the real question is who was y/n calling in the first slide (IF THE PHONE WORKED)
-> danielricciardo she called max and asked him to let me pass in the next race because "it builds character and will help my almost-boyfriend think highly of my stupid asshole of a brother"
-> yourusername drinks were weak bc i would've said that shit sober
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-> yourusername every time u open ur mouth u come closer to being blocked
maxverstappen1 this is getting out of hand
-> yourusername leave me ALONE
maxverstappen1 he's not your babygirl??? why are you calling him a babygirl???
-> yourusername u need to have an enlightened mind to understand it
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-> username PLEASE THAT WAS HILARIOUS
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lilymhe he's just a side chick
-> yourusername duhhhh
-> danielricciardo wow. what about our child huh?
-> maxverstappen1 WHAT CHILD
-> yourusername we adopted a baby tortoise
-> danielricciardo we named it shell-e
-> yourusername u can be the godfather IF u agree to never ever chase daniel with a spatula ever again
-> username too much to unpack here i'll js move on
username WHAT DO U MEAN THEY ADOPTED A BABY TORTOISE AND NAMED IT SHELL-E
username this js keeps on getting interesting
danielricciardo last picture was so unnecessary
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maxverstappen1 she called you an idiot the first time she saw you btw
maxverstappen1 daniel i thought we talked about this
maxverstappen1 OH SO UR REALLLLLY GONNA DO THIS TO UR BEST FRIEND
maxverstappen1 i hope death takes me swiftly and INSTANTLY
maxverstappen1 don't call me up. don't text me. don't come over to my house.
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-> username PLEASE has max not suffered enough
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-> username y/n nation???
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yourusername you got me saying ":3" to my friends
-> danielricciardo what friends
-> yourusername I HAVE FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF THE PADDOCK
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-> landonorris no you don't
-> maxverstappen1 no you don't
-> charles_leclerc no you don't
-> lewishamilton no you don't
-> carlossainz55 no you don't
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yourusername i got that biker rizz i can ride all day longgggg
-> danielricciardo trust me i know
-> maxverstappen1 this is kelly and max wanted me to tell you all that he's so angry and mad and furious and livid that he is unable to type and is currently reconnecting with nature so as to not murder his sister or daniel wait he's back
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-> username pretty irresponsible parents but parents nonetheless
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-> username "i wish i would've met her sooner because before she came in my life, i missed her so bad"
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username On my way! to send tweet abt a fruity mf to have this
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-> maxverstappen1 IM CALLING MUM
-> username love how y/n can make max go from "stable headed lowercase" to "UNHINGED CAPS" like
-> username this deserves to be scientifically studied 🧠🔬
carmenmmundt love you princess ❤️‍🩹 hope your ankle is doing better
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-> yourusername honestly so justified
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-> yourusername yess!!!!! it was red velvet AND we got this big ass chocolate cookie with it :))))
username max regrets his LIFE
danielricciardo all along there was some invisible string (an unhinged tweet from you) tying you to me
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-> danielricciardo yes my built in colour book
danielricciardo gf
-> yourusername bf
danielricciardo my girl my girl my girl
-> yourusername my man my man my man
danielricciardo please never let max go on a vacation with us it's SCARY
-> yourusername mum banned him from going on a vacation with us if it's not a GROUP vacation dw :))
-> maxverstappen1 this is cyber bullying
danielricciardo you're so cool baby jumping out the window like that
-> yourusername i know that 2 feet distance got NOTHING on me
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Lookism Chapter 433 Memes/Thoughts I Have:
(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)
I’m sorry for posting this SUPER LATE!! With school and all of that now occupying my schedule, these might be uploaded every week around this time. 😓 I apologize in advance. 🙏🏽 BUT AYO. LETS GET IT, LETS GET IT, LETS GET ITTTTT!!! So last chapter, when Daniel’s mom heard that Daniel was looking for Jinyeong Park, she reacted like this:
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And everybody was like, “Whaaaaaaat? Why she do dat?” 🤔 Well, everybody grab your popcorn because we gon LEARN TODAY-
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WOOF, WOOF, WOOF!!! BARK, BARK, BARK!!! AWWWOOOOOOOOGAH!!!!!! *ahem* Sorry everybody, just lost control for a second there. Brain malfunctioning, and whatnot. I guess PTJ wanted to add James Lee into the Bathrobe Club or something.
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AWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Got me howling and shit. 🗣🗣🗣
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Pleeeeease tell us Mama Park. WE NEED TO KNOW!!! 😩👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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Awww this broke my heart. 💔 Whatever happened with Jinyeong must’ve been painful for her to bear the past like that.
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Oh wow. So now we get a dad reveal of Daniel's father? Nah, sorry. They don't look related to me. There also could have been some sort of issue here. Like, Jinyeong used to be Daniel's dad's best friend. And Daniel's dad might have had some sort of issue with fertility or something, so he decided to ask Jinyeong to donate sperm because he sees him as his brother...? Idk man. That's just my theory...
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Ah, so THAT'S what happened to Daniel's dad. Ok, ok, that makes sense that his mom would raise him on his own all this time. But, I really want to know how his mom got to such a state that she has to collect cardboard boxes just to provide for her son...
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IDK DANIEL, THERE COULD BE A POSSIBILITY THAT JINYEONG COULD BE YOUR BIOLOGICAL DA- ... My theory is so far-fetched. 💀💀💀💀 THIS AIN'T IT.
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AYOOOOOOO. CALLED IT. (not the sperm donor part) BUT THEY MUST'VE BEEN BESTIES!!! 😳
AHHHHHHHHH JAKE IS BACK!!!! But ik he isn't ok emotionally. This guy going through a lot. 😔
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NOOOOOOOO. BABY BOY, DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP OVER IT. IT ISN'T YOUR FAULT!!! It was unfortunate that they got caught, but you really didn't intentionally lead them to that situation. It just so happens that they got captured. 😭
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YESSSSS GO SAVE THEM JAKE!!!! GOOOOOOO!!!
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YES YOU CAN!!!! JAKE, I BELIEVE IN YOU. 😤👍🏽
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Oooooo who will it be? 👀
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Ohhhh dang. It's another person from the 0 Gen. 😳 I wonder what his role was in Gapryong's Dragon Fist gang. But I stg. If this man backstabs Jake after telling him that he's indebted to his dad...
*WARNING: O F F E N S I V E M E M E*
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Sorry, but this is what I imagined in my head. 😬
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Athlete's Foot is back. 😭 Also, I can't wait to see his family's reaction to his new self. 😎
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HE'S SO CUTE HERE!!! AHHHHHHHHH DANNY BOY SUPREMACY!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Ohhhh boy, and they're back at it again... 💀💀💀
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OMGGGGGGG HERE IT IS!!!! (forget all of them snickering about Daniel, I just wanna see their reactions 😈)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSS. BOW DOWN, AND BEHOLD, PEASANTS!!! 😤😤😤 /j
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It really do be like that.
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I love how proud Mama Park is of Daniel because he has matured so much. Just like I mentioned in the previous chapter, his character growth really is something else. So proud of him! 💖
Whew, it's Grandma's turn...
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I'm sorry guys, I had to squeeze all of these panels all in somehow. 😅 But DAMN. HOW DID THIS TURN FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK??? It went from happy family bonding to THE CONJURING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WTHHHH. 💀💀💀💀💀💀 (Tbh this gave me flashbacks to the Cult Arc ngl)
And Grandma got some beef with Jinyeong Park. SHE SAID, "CATCH MY HANDS, YOU BASTARD!!!" BUT HEY, SHE MAY BE OLD BUT SHE CAN STILL THROW 'EM. 😤👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽 TBH I FOUND THIS SCENE HILARIOUS FOR SOME REASON BECAUSE OF HOW UNEXPECTED SHE REACTED ALL OF A SUDDEN. She always seemed like the calmest old lady ever, but I guess this scene switched it up a bit. A COMPLETE 180° LMAO. EXCITED FOR GRANDMA PARK TO TUSSLE AHAHAHAHAHA (That was a joke. 💀 If she does end up doing it, then I'm afraid that she might hurt her back.) But I hope they DO explain what Jinyeong's deal is.
Overall, I'm VERY sorry that this is really late, and for the lack of memes again. 😭😭😭 I hope y'all will still look forward to these, and I'll try to upload the next review for the upcoming chapter sooner. ❤️
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ze-maki-nin · 1 year
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SO I HAVE 3 NAMES
Azalea
Citron
Mirabelle
U pick bc I can't :')
Also tw abuse n shite :')
BUT I thought about when Belos is in his monster form for the first time in front of (name) it's her first time actually *seeing* the issues in her relationship with this man. She's a human but with the collectors help she has magic and became the healing covens head and she never questioned how the collector came into possession of Belos, she never even questioned why she wasn't meant to be near the collector. She never questioned the punishments her or hunter would receive (most times forms of @b.se soo) and she would often justify it in her mind telling herself "we did wrong, he's just wanting us to do better" and most times would end with her telling hunter kindly what he can do to try and make up because she does the same thing to herself also somewhat causing trauma :')
But when she *finally* realizes just how horrible Belos was. And it sort of makes her try and go against him (doesn't end well lmao)
So ya :') ahahahahaha not okay mentally
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oooo Citron sounds cool :o
i can see that from what youve told me about him
no one is ok mentally anymore nfdw
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cynicallyneutral · 3 years
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Day 29: Future
u better believe it babey
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tickling-giggles · 2 years
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Tickletober Day 7: Machine
Lee: Mitsuba
Ler: Teru
Implied ship: Mistuba x Kou
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“Come in!” Kou shouted at the knocks on his door. “Hello little brother may I please borrow your boyfriend” Teru smirked emphasizing ‘boyfriend’.
“Why can’t you just use his name we’re not even dating” kou blushed as he covered his face.
“Can I borrow him yes or no” he asked his brother again. “I dunno ask him you I can’t tell you his emotions”Kou shrugged his shoulders as he unpaused his game.
“No no it’s fine I’ll go” Mitsuba went so there was no type of argument, plus it would be quick right?“Gooooooood” he followed him out of Kou’s room to another room with just a chair.
“Do I sit there?” Mitsu pointed at the chair before he sat down, as seconds went by the chair trapped him in the chair, “U-uh T-Teru? What’s going on?”
“Oh nothing it won’t hurt you I promise” Teru promised. “But why am I locked up in this machine though? Mitsuba asked still confused.
“Oh nothing I’m just trying to multitask” Teru scoffed. “What d-do you mean by that” mitsuba kept getting more nervous by the minute.
“I’m going to ask you some questions itll tell me whether or not you’re lying that’s if it even work” Teru stated “B-but why would I lie?” Mitsu nervously asked.
“I don’t know you seem like a honest kid anyways” Teru shrugged his shoulders.
“Okay what color is your hair”
“..pink?”
“Okay we’ll can you lie on purpose so I can see if it works” Teru sighed. “I-i no I’m nervous” Mitsuba admitted.
“It’s not supposed to hurt— do you have a crush on my brother” Teru reminded him as he asked home a different question. “W-what of course i don’t” Mitsuba giggled.
Then his machine buzzed as a red light on his remote flashed. “Oh Mitsuba lying?”
“No I’m not AHAhahahaha whahahat thehe hell what ihihis it dohohoing”Mitsuba started laughing as he felt cooled hands tickling his sides.
“Tickling you duh”
“Ihi knohohow that buhuht whyehehe”
“Because you lied, so mister what ARE you to my brother” Teru stated before asking another question.
“We’rehehehe just clohohose friehehnds AHA AHhaAhahaHaAh”
“More lies?! I can NOT believe you right now Mitsuba” Teru gasped covering his mouth.
“BUuhuhUt i’m nAHAahAHahat YAHAHAHA”
“Not according to your laughter” Teru raised his eyebrows.
“WEHEHEHE AREHEHE NAHAAHAHAT DAHAHAHATING”
“So my last question—“ Teru was about to ask before his laugh increased.
“YOHOHOOHU DIHIHIDNT EHEHEVEN ASK MEHEHEHEHE A WUHUHIESTION THAT TIHIHIME”
“Jehehez soho ahem so who do YOU have a crush on then” Teru couldn’t help but giggle a bit.
“NAHAHAHA NOHOHOBOHOHDY”
“EEEEEAHAHAHAHA FIHIHINE MEHEHEHE AAHHANAD YOHOHOUR BROHOOTHER ARE BOHOYFRIENDS AHAHAHA”
“I FREAKING KNEW IT” Teru snapped his fingers finally knowing that he was right.
“STAHAHAHAHAP I TOHOHOLD THEHEHE TRUTHAHA”
“Okay okayy I don’t want to kill you” he rolled his eyes as he released him.
“Yohohou *hic* yohou are ehevil”
“Whaaaaaateverrr”Teru stuck his tounge out
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crownedflora · 3 years
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𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄  !
List your fav characters from 10 different fandoms and tag 10 people.
The actual contents are under read-more because of spoiler raisins and-and-and...!!! ...Wait, what was I saying? I legit spaced out and lost my- 
NO, WAIT, I ‘MEMBER NOW! Aside from the length of the post itself, the read-more is also dedicated to my absolutely mortifying behavior that’ll be involved in this post and regret including here later, probably. 
A Hat in Time - Badge Seller, C.A.W Agents, DJ Grooves, The Conductor, The Empress, The Snatcher, Walrus Captain, White Seal Crew 
Dota 2 - Aghanim, Auroth, Beatrix (GUN GRANDMA), Donté, Hoodwink, Mireska, Mortimer, Nerif, Raigor, Rubick, Valora, Zet Okay, me stop here for this one.
Dragalia Lost - Euden, Euden, Euden, Euden, Euden, and Euden. Oh, and did I mention Euden? yes henlo are there any Eudens out there that are interested in interacting with my botanical boy? Preferably ones that involve in-game events/character arcs and Dragalia Life comics (especially/specifically if the Euden finds my flower child cute) in their portrayals for serious, crack, fluff, angst, or anything in between (4th wall-breaking and meta/gameplay-based shenanigans and/or interactions may also likely apply). Monster lovers/[redacted] that happen to muse this (too) nice-and-friendly prince/king man, please DO apply. In spite of previous sentence, intimate platonic ship full of the aforementioned stuff is the main goal. ...For here at least. Anything beyond that is a HUMONGOUS bonus (how do I black out a portion of text on here like a spoiler mark/tag??? I feel so exposed even though I did this to myself. ohgoddon’tlookatme.  I SAID STOP IT!)!!! Anyway, time for the rest of the list: Akasha, Alberius, Albert, Aldred, Brunhilda (Pre-Euden mainly/only tbh. Shocking considering what’s been said, right?), Cat Sìth, Chelle, Chthonius, Ciella, Delphi, Epimetheus, Eugene, Grace, Ieyasu, Leif, Lowen, Mascula (I know I’m super late with this but my lack of access to [INSERT ACCOUNT/PLATFORM] on top of everything else means I can express it here now- YEEESSS!!! ADVENTURER MASCULA IS REAL!!!! EAT IT, NAYSAYERS! EAT. IT!!!! HedidcostmemoreofmystashthatstillneededtoberecoveredsinceIhadtosparkforhimtho. Cygames, PLEASE, HAVEMERCY!!!) , Meene, Melsa, Nedrick (yes henlo are ther), Nevin, Noelle, Notte, Odetta, Pele, Prometheus, Seimei, Silke, Siren, Tartarus (Bro, I finally get around to semi-consistently soloing you on Master difficulty and now I’m broke af from trying to MUB all the Light Agito weapons. I HAVE MORE POWER NOW BUT AT THE PRICE OF BEING POOR. HELP-) Yaten, Yoshitsune (GUN GRANDMA!), Zodiark- No, I’m sorry, even if it PAINS me to leave out plenty more names that are left to list here (-sniffle- I’m sorry my beloveds), I HAVE to stop there for DL.
Genshin Impact - Albedo, Aether/Traveler, Bennett, Chongyun, Dvalin, Klee, Madame Ping, Paimon, Qiqi, Rosaria, Scaramouche, Tartaglia, Venti, Zhongli
Hades - Asterius, Chaos, Charon, Demeter, Dusa, Eurydice, Hades, Hermes, Megaera, Nyx, Persephone, Skelly, Thanatos, Zagreus 
Overwatch (I forgot to buy all the now-cheaper old event skins I lacked before the Anni event ended nooooo-) - Ana (GUN GRAAANDMAAAAAA!!!!!), Bastion, Brigitte, Dae-hyun, Genji, Hammond, Hana, Jamison, Lena, Mako, Mei, Moira, Olivia, Orisa, Seung-hwa, Winston 
Shovel Knight - King Knight, (King Knight’s) Mom, Oolong, Plague Knight, Specter Knight, Treasure Knight
SINoALICE (so far) - Dullahan, Gretel, Pinnocchio, Sleeping Beauty
StarCraft (2) - Abathur, Alarak, Dehaka, Talandar, Tychus, Zagara, Zeratul
Team Fortress 2 (The current state of this and a majority of other Valve’s games/IPs saddens and infuriates me. Blizzard games/IPs, too. Ugh...) - Jeremy, Ludwig, Pauling, Pyro, Spy
TAGGED BY :  @toestalucia MY GRATITUDE, FELLOW MC/PROTAG ENJOYER!!!
TAGGING :  Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
#outofgoop; (ooc)#Like-- at least two of you are aware of and probably knew what was going to happen the moment you saw a particular fandom listed LMAO#Wait... Stardust did you know I'd list... HIM??? DID U EXPECT THIS???? DID U DO THIS????? DID OO???????#If so then................... GOOD. THANK YOU FOR ENABLING ME. AHAHAHAHAHA!!! I HAVE OUTED MYSELF AS A EUDRONE/EUDEN LOVER!#I can feel the shame and regret crawling up my spine rn for my initially unabashed display of... whatever you wanna call it.#LISTEN. I HAVE COMFORT CHARACTERS AND OUTLANDISH FANTASIES AND DESIRES TOO! I'M NOT GONNA DENY THAT.#EVEN IF A GOOD CHUNK OF SAID FANTASIES AND DESIRES CONSISTS OF MAINLY OR AT LEAST (INTIMATE) PLATONIC SHIPS!#This list's supposed to be comprised of fav charas that I'm interested in having (strictly) platonic or--in the case of others--romantic#AND/or platonic ships mixed with others I just enjoy and/or might play as but not... really do eitherof the aforementioned stuff right...?#Sorry- Meme assignment became too confusing for my brainrotting mind so you get this convoluted mess instead.#Alsotechnicallydidn'tlistthemallorsomeofthemfallmoreunder'appreciate'or'like'butIslapped'emonthereanyway-#It's easy to tell which ones belong to which category right?#Maybe even to the point where you could guess which ones are missing or other fandoms I might've included instead?#...Unless you don't know me very well or well enough maybe.#But whoa- Check out this [REAL] (NOT FAKE!!11!!) leak of some potential future muses for my multi!#Picking the final fandom to include was too hard. There were like at least 3 obvious ones but avoided doing so because of particular raisins#I like too many things and too many characters... Though brainrot makes me tend to focus on a specific few more than others these days.#Wait a second...............................................................................................................................#I'm... I'm not gonna show up in the search since I put it all under 'read-more' right? ....RIGHT?#Upon further and incredibly brief experimentation... I seem to be safe! As for someone finding this post through other means is unclear tho.
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dantelionwishes · 4 years
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he rolled a nat 20 that one time JSAJGJHJHGHJA
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