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ca-dmv-bot · 2 months

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Customer: KISS GIRLS DMV: SEXUAL- KISS GIRLS/ ALSO "KISS THE GIRLS" IS A MOVIE ABOUT KIDNAPPING WOMEN Verdict: DENIED

#California license plate with text KISS GRL #bot #ca-dmv-bot #california #dmv #funny #government #lol #public records

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roomatephotos · 6 months

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Some of my foot fetish work with my roommate @xjadeevol she is so sexy from head to toe.

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ickypuppi3 · 21 days

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billy’s mom waking him up while it’s still dark, whispering even though neil’s working the night shift. it’s a couple days before his tenth birthday and she’s telling him they’re going to have their very own adventure, just like the ones in billy’s books. she grabs an already packed suitcase from under billy’s bed and kisses him on the nose, tells him to get dressed quick. the two of them leave in an old beat up yellow bug that she managed to get for a third of the asking price and keep parked around the corner until now. they stay with friends and jump from place to place so neil can’t track them down. billy gets used to surfing couches and staying in motels.

he spends his tenth birthday in a diner, his mom gets him a big stack of pancakes and a milkshake with extra cherries. gets a candle out her pocket along with her silver lighter. sings happy birthday and pulls a face when the waitress frowns at them, just to make billy laugh. she sips at her coffee while billy tucks in. smiles when he holds some out with a “c’mon mama, share with me.”

billy thinks it’s neat. thinks it’s the best birthday he’s ever had.

they eventually end up with a place in california, a little bungalow near the coast and billy grows up with his mom. billy gets pretty shirts from the thrift store ‘cause his mama lets him do stuff like that. doesn’t call him a queer, doesn’t force a baseball bat into his hands whilst yelling at him for crying, for being a pussy. his mom lets him read and keep a journal and press flowers between the pages of the neverending story, she plays hendrix and dusty springfield and laughs when billy comes home from his friends’ house with his first piercing at thirteen. she doesn’t tear down his posters or yell when she finds him using her eyeliner.

and everything’s perfect. sort of.

they have bad days- billy’s mom has bad days. billy calls them gray days ‘cause that’s how the world looks when she’s like this. all her color gone. no singing-dancing in the kitchen or baking five different kinds of cake because she couldn’t decide which one was best, no last minute trips to the beach or sitting outside at night and telling billy about the stars. instead she’ll stay in bed, won’t go to work. she’ll stare at the wall blankly and look right through billy when he tries to talk to her. she won’t take the pills the doc gave her and billy doesn’t know what to do. never knows what to do. just chews at his lip until it bleeds, bites at his thumb until it’s red raw. he’ll get in the bed with her. lay beside her and just talk like she used to do with him when he had a nightmare. hum a song to her.

billy’s still pissed at the world just slightly less so. still has that anger and anxiousness simmering just below the surface and shows his teeth when cornered. he’s still hardened in a way that a kid shouldn’t be but. it’s different. there’s no neil. the only bloody noses he gets are at school, when he fights with the kids who call him a fag and a fairy, call his mom a basket case. he uses fists when they laugh and ask if she’s all there with a finger pointing at their heads, ask if billy will “catch the crazy.”

those are billy’s bad days. sitting in the principals office, icing his knuckles.

when he’s fifteen, billy manages to bag a job at the local auto repair by turning up every day and telling howie how good he’d be, that he knows cars and it’s all he wants to do and please please please. eyebrows pulled together, eyes puppy dog wide and hands clasped in front of him until howie grumbles, throws an oily rag at billy. says fine but billy’s gotta pay for anything he damages. someone brings in a chevy camaro and billy asks howie to let him help fix it up. does the begging again until howie laughs. says get a hold of yourself, kid, voice fond as he ruffles billy’s hair.

billy’s four months away from turning seventeen when the doorbell goes. he’s eating a sandwich and watching knight rider. he’s wearing the necklace his mom got him for his last birthday and- he answers the door. doesn’t think twice. freezes when he sees neil standing there. he looks different. hair a little shorter and more wrinkles. where billy’s gained weight, gained muscle, neil’s lost it. his eyes are a little sunken and he’s still got his wedding band on. he reeks of booze. billy has to remind himself to speak, just says “yeah?” his voice comes out small and neil smiles at him. smiles and billy feels this weird twist in his stomach ‘cause .. that’s his dad and he hasn’t seen him in years and it twists and twists and-

turns out. not much has changed. billy realises a little too late that neil will always be neil. they run again. have to leave everything behind. billy doesn’t get to say bye to his friends, to howie, to the car. they leave a lot of stuff behind and head in any direction away from neil. they both try to keep the mood light, take turns driving and play the tapes billy grabbed. they end up in indiana- hawkins. they stay at a motel until billy’s mom finds a place for dirt cheap. it has two bedrooms and a dingy bathroom, a living room slash kitchen and one hell of a damp problem. it’s dirt cheap for a reason.

it’s above a shop in town and- it’s fine. their landlord is an asshole but they’re together and they’ve got a roof over their heads. billy’s enrolled at hawkins high and his mom gets a job at the laundromat. he tells her that he doesn’t need to go to school, that he could just work and help pay the bills but his mom won’t have any of it. says that she wishes she had finished school and that billy’s too clever to waste it. that he has potential.

billy knows the reason she dropped out of school was because she had him. he just nods, rests his head on her shoulder.

it’s billy’s first day at school and his mom drives him to make sure he actually goes. he gets out the car and tries to shake the nerves off. straightens up and puts on his act. plasters a fake smile on his face and it’s working, he’s got most of the girls swooning and the boys at least seem curious. billy looks around and his eyes land on a guy leaning up against a bmw. his hair’s coiffed to high heaven and he’s wearing a polo, preppy as fuck but- pretty. it’s one of the first things billy realises about him, all doe eyes and moles dotted just about everywhere. he’s got a smirk on his face. not aimed at billy but the guy beside him.

pretty-boy walks over to him and billy raises an eyebrow, plays it cool. he introduces himself as steve and billy gets the idea that he’s top dog at hawkins high, is immediately proved right when they step into the building. king steve, freckles calls him. billy laughs- catches steve looking at him when he does and feels his face get hot. steve just smiles wider, calls billy california and tells him to sit with them at lunch. billy tries to ignore the way steve’s smile makes him feel like the rug’s been pulled out from under his feet.

he nods and steve grins. tugs at one of billy’s curls.

says “i think you’re gonna like it here, california.”

#it got away from me i fear #billy has to live somewhere else at the start and then they move to california i don’t care he needs to be there with his mom for the #majority of the time he just has to #he Is california ! what else am i supposed to do here he needs it #makes hawkins that much worse #he’s best friends with argyle but he doesn’t get to say bye !#billy’s first kiss is with a girl but the second the one he counts is with a boy and his mama knows he’s gay also #probably argyle if we’re being real #my words #billy hargrove #billy’s mom #harringrove #cw slurs #cw mental illness #spinning in circles i just need mamas boy billy and king steve so bad #mamas boy billy & king steve

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goldengay49 · 4 months

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California: why can’t people understand that theatre kids are their own sexuality

New York: EXACTLY! I ain’t straight, I ain’t gay, I’m in theatre

California: ON GOD!

#and then they kissed #wttt #wttt fandom #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt california #wttt headcanons #wttt fanfic #wttt texas #wttt florida #wttt new york #wttsh #wtttsh california #wttt shipping #wttsh california #wttsh New York #look at em theatre kids

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dailymothanon · 6 months

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I wanted to see if I could draw Cali’s fire scar(s) in a little more accuracy 🤔 didn’t render the rest tho, but does it look good yall??

I also did. Some quick research on Kuspuks, only took me like 20 minutes but I just feel like I should talk about Alaska native culture(s) and other things more because a lot of people overlook (or simply just don’t know) how important they are to Alaska; over 20% of our population is indigenous yet 🤔 I don’t see none of that represented! Despite how recognized for example, Oklahoma’s and the Dakotas' indigenous populations are in comparison

#wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt fan art #wttt fanart #wttt alaska #wttsh #wttt headcanons #wttsh fanart #wttt california #wttsh california #wttsh alaska #wttsh headcanons #someone gotta kiss his booboos 🤕

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chisfics · 1 month

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the fck wrong with you ?? 😭😭

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jarchaeology · 1 year

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THE SCANNER SERIES [BOP Magazine November 1998]

#the scanner series #the scanner series: 1998 #pls read what they wrote in the table of contents for this jensen's friends are tops! article #chef's kiss #also that california pizza kitchen info is so funny but mostly because i remember being in socal in 1998 #people were really into that bbq chicken pizza like idk it was fancy for 98 mall life 😂

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alaskashigh · 9 months

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he’s talking about his latest hyperfixation

#they are boyfriends your honor #they kiss while watching the barbie movie #california is always rambling to new york because he’s the only one who listens and adds input #also new york doesn’t tell him to shut up like everyone else #they are so sweet and fluffy #wttt #welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #wttsh #ben brainard #wttt california #wttsh california #wttt new york #wttsh new york #wttt caliyork #wttsh caliyork #wttt yorkcali #wttsh yorkcali

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aisa-nemesis · 4 days

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#couple kissing #intimacy #intimate #kissing #lovers #relationship #seduction #touch #daddy’s babygirl #passion #california #bia

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brilliantsnafu · 1 year

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[Image ID: A version of the "What If We Kissed In" meme. The image is an asymmetrical panoramic photo of a blue and black ceiling in the Monterey Bay Aquarium. It has a 360 degree glass window that a school of silver fish swims around non-stop, so fast that they blur together. The text, which is in all caps and accompanied by several kissy, blushing, and heart emojis, reads, "What if we kissed in the Monterey Bay Aquarium fish vortex and we were both bisexual." End ID.]

Nothing like a ceiling of several thousand live fishies to get you in the mood for smoochin 😙

#what if we kissed #bisexual #bi memes #aquarium #fish #monterey bay aquarium #california #snafustuff #alt text

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gender-trash · 8 months

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wheres my fucking post about how to buy non-shitty furniture you have to either make it yourself or shell out $$$$$ for an Artisanal Custom Piece or buy one made during a time when you could actually purchase a new consumer-grade durable good that was not a complete piece of shit

#or buy from the amish. unfortunately we live in california #i think that sort of falls under Artisanal Custom Piece tbh #the trashcan speaks #me in scandinavian designs: perhaps the kiss of sandpaper on the INSIDE of the drawer front! would not go amiss!!#tomorrow we will try danish concepts tho. danish concepts wont let me down #okay also im not currently in the market for a desk but scandinavian designs has a REALLY fun one #with a cute little 2 inch tall tambour door situation that you can close over the little 2 inch tall shelf under the desktop #ITS SO!!!

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roomatephotos · 6 months

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