bride and the ugly ass groom redraw
25K notes
·
View notes
Daydreaming about my book:
Writing my book:
24K notes
·
View notes
tshirt that says MY COCK IS HUGE AND MY GRIP ON REALITY IS TENUOUS AND MY COCK IS AVERAGE
30K notes
·
View notes
wait, do you actually wanna fuck planes and trains 😟 like for real 😟
15K notes
·
View notes
THE GOOD PLACE
4.04 | Tinker, Tailor, Demon, Spy
4K notes
·
View notes
shout the fuck out to bald girls btw. let it be known that i will show the fuck up for bald/balding girls any hour of the day, any day of the week, any week of the year. you could call me up at 3 in the morning and tell me that you happened upon some receding hairline queens who need hyping up and i would tell you i'll be there in five. i love you bald girls
30K notes
·
View notes
Tch, you're pretty good. But once I've memorized your attack pattern, we're making out sloppy style
5K notes
·
View notes