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Kinda funny how Lysander who's the softest of the crushes can have the most devilishly sexy expressions
#boy is NOWHERE near that popsicle#his face reminds me of the “surprise buttsecks” memes back in the days#my candy love#mcl#mcl lysander#lysandre#amour sucré#amour sucre#amor doce#corazon de melon#corazón de melón#cdm#artbook#manga
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I'm so sorry for the kids that can't freely live so cringe without the world seeing their every post.
I remember putting Mindless Self Indulgence lyrics on my bebo/myspace page bc I thought they were so hardcore and funny. Imagine the damage I would have taken on twitter for that? The youth are truly deprived.
#I also unironically would say buttsecks but shhhh#cricket chirps#mindless self indulgence#athf was absolutely the height of comedy
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Syrsa: Surprise Buttsecks
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To remind everyone of the name of this blog, I find this unfunny meme to be an absolute bop. TF2 cannot be perfect all the time but it's always funny.
Song Score: Lo Zoo Di 105/10
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Writing tf2 characters in a nutshell:
All my research reading people's fancomics and fanfictions have lead to this assumption on how most of my fellow TF2 fans view the mercs:
Scout: Hey what's up! I'm Scout! I can run circles round ya, which I gotta say is pretty cool! Dat's right! So anyways, got this bucket of chicken here-
Soldier: ATTENTION YOU SORRY SONS OF MAGGOTS, THIS IS AMERICA, NOT THE UNDERSIDE OF YOUR MOMMY'S DRESS! THERE WILL BE BLOOD, THERE WILL BE GUTS, AND BY GOD THERE WILL BE SHIT AND PISS FLYING IN YOUR MOUTH OR MY NAME ISN'T CAPTAIN MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!!
Pyro: Hudda hudda hmmph mmph? uwu
Demoman: *drunk squelchy noises* Bottle o' scrumpy, lads? *belch*
Heavy: I am heavy weapons guy. This is my gun Sasha and my sandvich. With this I become unstoppable. Da. Doktor, kees me.
Engineer: With a few hits of my wrench an' a steady hand this sentry'll be right as rain. Well shucks, I don't think I can get any prouder! Yeehaw! Mm Bacon.
Medic: Hallo there, you have a very nice set of teeth! Why am I looking at your teeth? Hoo hooh! No reason! I just have a habit of window shopping. Also, your liver looks rather tasty.
Sniper: ˥ooʞs ɥǝɐʌʎ ɟoɹ ʎonɹ ʇᴉuʎ ɐɹɯs˙ pou,ʇ ʍoɹɹʎ' ouɔǝ I qlɐsʇ ʎonɹ ɯǝlou ᴉuʇo qᴉʇs ʎon,ll ɟǝǝl ɯnɔɥ lᴉƃɥʇǝɹ' ɔoʇʇou qɐll˙
Spy: Oui oui, snork snork. Hon hon hon! Baguette! Spycrab! Surprise buttsecks buttsecks!
#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 medic#engineer tf2#tf2 pyro#spy tf2#tf2 demoman#tf2 engineer#tf2 spy#tf2 scout#tf2 sniper#tf2 soldier#tf2 heavy#tf2 mercs#tf2 shitpost#tf2 memes
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hmm. i think i attached the wrong file then. because you should be looking at a gif of a stormtrooper air humping that says "RANDOM BUTTSECKS." no? just pictures of me in a leather bodysuit sucking on a baby bottle? dang.
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YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS THING IS CALLED BLUE MOUNTAIN??!
SO A FEW MONTHS AGO I WAS SEARCHING THROUGH TF2 MAP BACKGROUNDS and turned out that this mountain doesn't have a name, i even found a reddit discussion where people noticed that this background is used in many maps and wondered if it has a name and then i found ANOTHER REDDIT DISCUSSION where some other folks suggested some names for it (mt buttsecks is my favorite one)
and today i also searched through tf2 wiki's ingame files such as posters and company logos and found this poster AND my brain exploded
#tf2#team fortress 2#call it a shitpost idk just wanted to write this down somewhere#god i love doing useless researches
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the influx of suicide jokes and suicide baiting is literally no different than rape jokes and rape threats of yesterdays internet to me. you guys are doing "surprise buttsecks" again. i thought we agreed that 😈Dark Humor😈 was annoying and tacky and harmful ages ago. but god forbid you miss out on triggering the new acceptable group of people to trigger
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I remember being a kid and looking at lolcats online with my mom on google images and she scrolled to one that was like a cat jumping captioned like "GUESS WAT" "SUPRISE BUTTSECKS TIEM!!" And she was laughing her ass off about it more than I think I've ever seen before
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under cut cuz i talk too much lol
i am not blaming dan or anything (and obviously this has been a joke in lgbt spaces for forever) but i do think he unintentionally enabled the like "homophobia is a good thing actually" type jokes and like i definitely make them too, and im always seeing jokes on here like "god why are they Like This" etc. but i think some people just dont know the line or view them so much as friends that they don't think about how it could read differently from someone who is essentially a stranger. ive said smth similar before of like, dnp (ESP DAN...) used to be not great at drawing boundaries esp since youtube and social media culture were so different back then, but now even when they draw hard lines ppl either continue to step right over them, or dont understand exactly where the line goes. they dont care if u write smut or dead dove fics, they dont care if u make shippy fanart, but like maybe dont tag them in buttsecks? (or maybe do, idk theyre being so unhinged lately maybe we gotta start @'ing them in catboy porn (JOKING))
i was talking w a friend a little bit ago about the exact differences between the generally speaking philosophies between older fans and younger fans. it seems that older fans embrace creating transformative works and having their own interpretations on who dnp are, whereas younger fans want to know dnp on a personal level and want dnp to know Them and recognize them not just as fans but as people. and OFC there are older phannies who want the parasocial interaction and younger phannies who write fic and people who do neither, and people who do both! (hi :3) but then some people have a difficult time being able to marry the two ideas maybe?
heres the truth. dan and phil are real human beings who have made a career largely off their shared dynamic together, BOTH because they genuinely enjoy creating and being together AND because a lot of people really get invested in it and it makes them more money. they don't mind fic or art, you probably SHOULDNT tag them in the saucy stuff, but they know it's out there and generally have been respectful of fan spaces and knowing where OUR boundaries lie (altho maybe the line was toed w the roblox video but thats debatable.) they really do care about their audience both in order to please us and keep us coming back, AND because they see how much theyve affected us as people and have a deep *Sarapocial Relationship with us.
there are both parasocial AND tranformative ways to break boundaries, and oftentimes they can be one and the same. they aren't our friends they arent our dads and they arent objects with no feelings. they don't stalk our accounts but they are still able to see whatever we post publicly. theyve seen so many horrible things and have had many horrible things happen to them, and while no one can be certain something like that won't happen again, now that they have been able to be more honest with us about a lot of things they are able to trust us a little bit more.
anyway ramble over back to me talking abt how dan should embrace their transness
#*sarapocial relationship (term coined by john and hank green):#the relationship that creators have with their audience and viewing the audience more like family or friends than just viewers#myrambles#mytext
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I don't know if this a headcanon but always like when Scott is such a oblivious himno, that whenever someone ask him for and he ended fuck stupid. Derek wants to train? Scott is gladly to help being held down and fucked hard. Stiles needs a cock warmer? Scott's always there for his friends. Theo wants to taste an.alpha? Scott offers his tight hole.
Scott is such a people pleaser and he's such a himbo. He's always beating the lacrosse guys off his ass with a stick, but with his friends? He doesn't even question it.
Stiles wanted to practice making out one night and it spiraled into blowjobs and some good ole fashioned buttsecks. All the while Scott is thinking, "Oh yeah, we're totally practicing for when we get girlfriends!" Doesn't even occur to him what Stiles is really going for.
Derek doesn't have any subtly. He's older and doesn't bullshit. He orders Scott to come train and Scott is a total brat about it until Derek pins him down and starts fucking his ass and he doesn't understand how this helps him be a better werewolf, but he enjoys it anyway when Derek breeds him.
When Theo comes back, Theo is an omega looking for an alpha. Scott is all to happy to offer him any and everything, even against a jealous Stiles' best wishes. Theo will cuddle up to Scott one night during a sleepover and just start going to town on Scott's hole with his tongue. And Scott just lets him because obviously there's nothing that could make an alpha closer to his beta than offering his hole, right?
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I'm forever grateful that, despite starting in an era where slash was something people would warn for, AO3 didn't encode M/M and F/F as "warnings", but as simply categories.
I think about that every time someone tries to claim that the Additional Tags field should be treated as warnings instead of as filter options
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Witness this glorious example from as recently as 2011 on FFN:
"Warnings : Yaoi, Slash, Terrible writing, BUTTSECKS. Kinda PWP"
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Heyo! I can tell this means I’m a SUPER nerd, but the Suprise Buttsecks song isn’t the original. It’s just SLIGHTLY sped up. Hope that helps!
Oh also I suggest looking for Mortal Nombat with the heavy eating a sandvich
wow neeeeeeerd
but thank you!
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sometimes i wish we could go back to how fandom was when i was younger but then i remember yaoi paddles and "surprise buttsecks ^_^" abd i think i’m good actually
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