He has some pretty nice cheeks, they’re exceptionally shown in the second picture. I’d say that his cake is quite prominent in any photo of him where even the slightest bit is visible. I didn’t add the Two Virgins cover picture because I hate it, thank you. 6/10 cheeks
Secondly; Paul
He has the best ass. Any of The Beatle Boys could have gotten a nice squeeze from one (or both) of those cheeks. This is the definition of, “damn girl, you fart with that ass?” But honestly, it is pretty nice. Seeing that Get Back picture of him laying on the table with his ass in frame fills me with more joy than anything else on the planet. 10/10 cheeks
Thirdly, Ringo Starr
He has a very small crack, almost as small as Yokos from the “the longest and shortest cracks featured in the Two Virgins Album Cover” thing. Nonetheless, it would still be absolutely fabulous to smack. Having a small crack obviously didn’t stop his fatty from growing. 8/10
Last and definitely least, George
First, theres barely any pictures of his ass, proving that George knows he has a small fatty and he’s insecure about it. But just because it’s least, doesn’t make it bad. It fit him well. If it was bigger, it would have thrown the attention away from his absolutely gorgeous hair. I love him and everything about him. Even his tiny, honey ass. Bonus points for the zipper scar that might still be there. 4/10