Rooster and Hangman out on an ice cream date

Hangman: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?

Rooster, blushing: Aw, babe, that’s so—

Hangman, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fast I can drink this!

these idiots in their stupid little hats

smoke break

Gaslight ❤️‍🔥✨

Gatekeep ✨💅

Girlboss✨🎀

twitter fluff requests! 💞

Experimental drawing of my two favorite TMNT villains because A I got a cintiq I wanted to test drive and B I need some merch of these guys I’m desperate 😭

Heavily inspired by classic punk posters and comic art

this is actually how blind betrayal went down

Roy and Jamie doing the celebrities read mean tweets thing but instead of from random people, it’s just all the bullshit they tweeted about each other that the other didn’t see in the time between Roy blocking Jamie on everything after Jamie tagged him in a tweet about how overdue Roy’s retirement was and Roy unblocking him but not telling him and just waiting for him to figure it out himself once they became friends (not that Roy would ever admit that that was what they were)

(Also, they definitely regularly seemingly unprompted tweeted horrible things about each other and fought online before that but neither of them blocked the other (or followed the other) because they preferred tagging the other in their bullshit for extra annoyingness but Roy was just at his limit for putting up with anything when he retired so Jamie said something not even as bad as usual and got blocked instead of the public argument he was anticipating)

Keeley’s like oh god this is a bad idea I’ve seen what they both tweeted and there’s no way this isn’t going to end up with them both pissed and probably getting into a physical fight

But instead, they both find them hilarious and there’s a lot of “oh, that’s a good one” and “that’s not your best work. You said worse to me this morning” and it’s the most Roy Kent’s been caught on camera laughing

✨The detectives ever✨

(original pic under cut)

Edit: An explanation for the food they hold, Shawn: Pineapple, obv, he’s a fan of delicious flavor. Gus: Blueberries, because he can’t hold his car (It is a company car after all). Jules: Froot Loops, Shawn has custody of them on weekends tho (it’s just in one of the episodes). Lassie: Coffee, three cream, four sugars, it’s a heart attack waiting to happen (also one of the episodes)

Lucy: I am in love with my best friend but he probably doesn’t feel the same way

Meanwhile Natsu: Does everything in his power to make Lucy smile, grants her wishes, protects her, would burn the world for her, etc.

Tfw you’re trying to parent your emotionally emancipated(?) child but your friend/coworker is a massive pushover

I just skimmed through the art part of your blog and holy bajeebus your LMK art is so beautiful and the headcanon ideas you come up with are so good I wanna steal em-

Kinda wanna see like a part 2 of the little angst you did between MK and Macaque a while ago. It's so interesting and I wanna see Macaque's reaction in your art style. (You don't have to of course, it's just a suggestion [idk if i spelled that right])

Thanks for reading and hope you have a good day/night!

Hope this is to your liking ^^

Part one here

I’m just going to apologize in advance

soap and ghost are partners, this much was never secret.

rumors used to only be about ghost, the massive man that eluded social politeness with piercing glares and cold shoulders. they called him a beast, a monster, some reckoned he shouldn’t be allowed within fifty feet of a weapon, lest he have a bad day and obliterate everyone on base. the most soap got was a guy saying he’d survived a night in his bed, as if that was a difficult feat.

that changed, slowly at first, and then all at once. suddenly, the rumors were about the huge guard dog and his feral counterpart, how they wiped out entire facilities without help, no overwatch and no air support, how ghost would take you out painfully but soap would do it slowly with a kind smile and gentle hands.

where one goes the other follows, where one is you’ll find both. and everyone knows it.

gaz will pat ghost’s shoulder in passing, telling him his girlfriend was looking for him with a snicker. price would wave soap’s annoyed rambling away with an order to end their lover’s quarrel. once, a fellow sergeant made a comment about how they were “close. like brothers!” and had an entire two tables in the mess wheezing over their slop.

each time they’re sent away they come back caked in dirt and drenched in blood with sparking eyes looking straight into the other’s. each day they eat and train and bicker like they’re two halves of the same whole. each little moment seen by some lone soldier or otherwise was just a testament to how well they worked together.

some things, though, were for them and them alone.

like the peaceful quiet of bathing after they’d been deployed for however long, the tender way simon would tilt johnny’s head back to rinse the shampoo out of his hair, featherlight brushes of fingers and palms while johnny slides simon’s shirt over his head.

like ringing laughter mixed with world shattering pleasure. like settling into bed, simon’s head pillowed on johnny’s chest, making hushed, sleep deprived conversation until one of them passes out. like whispered i love yous and kisses to whichever body part was the closest.

like matching gold and silver rings that shine beautifully under pale moonlight, only darkened by the shadows of their clasped hands.

they were made for each other, they know it and everyone else does, too. they’re partners. down to the very root of the word.

Captain and Fanny’s friendship has always been so fascinating to me. They just work. This is not just because of how similar they are on a surface level - both rarely laugh, both are somewhat judgemental, and both (in my opinion) display symptoms of autism, to name a few examples - but also because of how unconventional they are. The Captain is a WW2 soldier who likes to act the hero and the tough guy, these traditional masculine values that were highly regarded as the ‘proper’ way to be. And yet he’s scared. He’s the first to run. He represses himself because his true self is not what society expects him to be. And Fanny is very similar. She maintains a facade of being a lady, acting how she would have been expected to even when she dies. But in actuality, she’s repressed her intellect because she was told all her life that business was no place for a woman. All she wanted to do was help her father, but because the mere idea of a woman outside of the home was so outlandish to her mother, she was forced to marry and spend her entire life in misery. Ultimately, I believe it’s these unconventional traits that allow them to connect on the level that they have. They see themselves in each other, and finally feel comfortable in indulging in their true natures whenever they’re alone.

Protected by the law, from the law