#but then they're fine b.c ocelot just happened to buy a whaling ship becasue he can do this sort of thing | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

sir-yeehaw-paws · 1 year

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In the tapes Ocelot and Big Boss discuss how BB’ has to act as V’s bodyguard as they escape the hospital and it never fails to amuse me that BB’s version of this is to give Venom a shot and watch him crawl along behind him and fall all over himself with dead legs and just kinda push and shove him out of harms way until the poor bugger dislocates his arm (which BB resets) AND then his knee which VENOM resets and THEN is like “Oh you can run now? GREAT GO” aksjndsksa.

#mgs #mgsv #the best training is to SINK OR SWIM MF'er #extreme version of my dad teaching me to swim by chucking me in the pool as a kid #OH AND DONT MIND THE LITERAL ARMY AND THE FLAMING RUSSIAN LIGHTNING COLONEL #or the physic kid #or the TANKS AND HELICOPTERS #and then ocelot grabs v all white knight in shiny armour and hands him a gun 'ANYWAY KILL THIS THING' then they sink into the water #but then they're fine b.c ocelot just happened to buy a whaling ship becasue he can do this sort of thing #and through all that v's guide is bb's naked ass #and the assassin they set on fire TWICE after she killed everyone

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