nasty little creature

So what exactly is happening in the Batman vs. Superman movie that suddenly Bruce Wayne is the top of the couple?

While it’s not unheard of in SuperBat fanfictions for Bruce to be the top and Clark the bottom it’s certainly not very common.

But with BvS it’s fucking everywhere? So WHY? All I know about that movie is that they have beef and fight and maybe Bruce kills Clark, but also he doesn’t and then he buys Clark the Kent Farm but Clark still dies I think?

Is it the killing and fighting? Does that make him the top?

attention everyone i've made a new son

re-using the virtue name Journey from, i think, my very first early access character for this game. tiefling dragon sorcerer and in my head his parents are eladrin so he's got devil, dragon, and fey ancestry. this boy can fit so many other planes in him

every so often I come across a piece of fiction where Character A expresses to Character B that Character B does not truly love them, because if you really loved me, you would have abandoned that belief you have, broken that rule you have, given up this way of life you've valued since before I ever came into it, I'm not even saying you have to do it always but you should do it for me, I should be the exception, and if you won't then you don't love me, you never have!

and I find myself thinking wow, how cruel is that, to declare that you must be the singularly most important thing in someone's life at all times, that they must be willing to abandon everything they believe in for your wants or their love isn't real, how cruel to say they must abandon a part of themselves for your satisfaction, to declare that the way they do love you is so insufficient as to be unrecognisable because it isn't exactly what you want

and then I go to engage with the fandom and everybody thinks Character A is unquestionably correct in all ways and Character B is a terrible person

and I just

hm.

Hi guess who wants to snuggle a cowboy???

ME!!

that's right babygirl. never upset daddy.

there's this one girl at work who thinks she's the Waitress Supreme literally is convinced the goddess of waitresses shat her out and stuck her in a barely-functioning pub in the arsecrack of england and today i was soooo poorly and sickly and weak and feeble literally on death's door cough coughu oug h etc and still had to do a 12-10 shift bc i need MONEY, so safe to say i was not in the mood for her omd. like this girl is not a manager. she is not even a supervisor. she is a student that, while working full-time, comes and goes in regards to her studies. so tell me WHY she tries to give me orders as if she's not only in a position to do so but also like she's singlehandedly running the fucking military. 'that cutlery hasn't been polished yet' 'why are you making drinks for the chefs when there's tables to clear' 'B2 havent had their menus'. all incredibly valid points when you give each problem at least 2 minutes to naturally resolve itself AND the problem in question is in your section AND you speak to people with a friendly, helpful tone instead of the most patronising bitchy voice you ever heard. i wanted to kill her dead i literally had to just ignore her every time she spoke to me even if it did come across rude like it was either that or lose my job to an ABH charge.

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my f*cking God he's done it again!!!!!!

First day of radiator heat and my skin is soooo dry

I look at the 98 anime with a fond fascination. It’s based off of only the original couple issues of Trigun plus like I want to say the first 4? Of trimax. And bc of how many things get developed and revealed much more down the line in the manga, it’s so interesting to think about this offshoot of the original source material where things didn’t quite ramp up to the same scale but still got to the heart of things anyways, where everyone’s backstories played out just a little to the left and led to a similar but different tale. Trimax is definitely my favorite, bc just everything about it is so well done to me, but 98 holds its own unique spot in my favor

i definitely agree anon ur So right

it's practically a branching timelines situation, where everything is so, SO close to being the same, but thanks to the butterfly effect everything got skewed ever so slightly and now the whole world is just that much more different

call it parallel universes, alternate dimensions, alternate timelines... i really love it all. there's so many specific parts of both trimax and 98 that shine brighter and dimmer than one another. unique pieces of the narrative that were either expounded or brushed aside.

like in 98, meryl didn't want to believe that vash was the legend she was looking for. it was a ridiculous notion that such a friendly, goofy guy could be the bloodthirsty killer she hunted for

but in the manga, she and milly took to it instantly. in fact, they jumped into it with AGGRESSION- actively getting involved in the fighting and PUSHING to calm the situation down. this panel in particular i think sums it up very well lol:

they meet him with confidence and they're not afraid to fire upon others for the sake of collective peace. vash is caught off by how readily he's approached and even defended, in a way. when the automatic reaction to learning his identity is usually either hostility or fear, it makes sense.

and i dont have a convenient shot of any particular moment in 98 that portrayed their early relationship well, but it's easy to see the differences anyway.

instead of steady confidence, meryl met vash with confusion and outright denial for awhile. she and milly both got involved in fewer fights overall i think? but i might be wrong. i won't speak much on this since i don't remember 98 very well, but i get the sense they sought out vash's fights much less in that rendition (at least early on. they went CRAZY toward the end- meryl especially).

and there's countless little differences like this.

so yeah, even if trimax is the source content, 98 is this funky little spinoff that treats vash just a little bit more nicely lmao. the whole thing is a little more watered down, i think; intentionally to make it more palatable. i still love it regardless, of course. it just oozes charm <3

Kiryu is so funny as a character to me because I really relate to him a fair amount and I kinda love him but I also kinda hate him lmaoooo. Like Majima and Nishiki make me so mentally ill and I cry and scream and weep and lust for them and they both love Kiryu so much (in different ways) and I guess like...in a way I’m jealous of Kiryu?? Every time I see art of him with one of them I’m like ‘it should be ME’. He’s a kind and well-meaning man (bear in mind I’ve only played 0 and Kiwami so far) but like.....he’s so fuckin’ annoying. Sometimes he just pisses me OFF and I’m like “I don’t CARE about you, Kiryu!!!!” I don’t give a shit about him!!!! But like, can I truly be a Majima or Nishiki fan and NOT care about him? Cause I do like him. I love him and Haruka’s bond, like I say, I relate to him, but just....God, Kiryu, things would be so much easier if I hated you (omg Nishiki moment). I relate to that lumbering autistic moron so much and I fuckin hate him for it and he is my good friend and I am going to punch him in the face

There are so many things I wanna do yet the only thing my brain allows me to do is watch documentaries on radiation incidents

I went and fucking injured my mouth by using my throat muscles too much to try and get this fuckign tonsil stone out god dammit

Ingo and Volo most definitely fucked at least once in the hot springs, likely Volos idea.

Oh it was absolutely Volo's idea, but it didn't exactly take a lot to convince Ingo it was a good idea.

NSFW 🔞 below.

They hadn't actually been traveling through the Icelands together. Volo had been traveling out to the Pearl settlement to do his job and sell some wares for once, but decided to stop and take a break at the nearby hot springs because he was sick and tired of being cold and exhausted after treking across the land. He's able to rather easily shoo the pokemon that had been loitering around there off, and he stripped down and settled into the shockingly hot water to relax for a bit.

Ingo had just been setting off from the Pearl settlement after reporting to Irida and restocking on some supplies he needed, and he took the time to check in on how some of the sneasles in the area were doing before he intended to head off for the Highlands once more. He wasn't expecting to stumble upon Volo at the Hot Springs on his path, but it sure was a pleasant surprise. Their respective jobs and duties make it so that, even though they're in a relationship with one another, there are stretches of time where they don't see or hear from one another, and may not know when they will see each other next. It's not really a problem for either of them, and it certainly makes surprise passings like this all the more special.

So of course when Ingo spots Volo from a ways away lounging in the spring to keep the cold at bay, he makes a prompt detour on his path to go and say hello to the man he loves. Nudity is more casual back then, not something to get bashful over, so as Ingo stands at the edge of the Hot Springs catching up with Volo, neither of them think twice about it, both just delighted to see the other. Volo tells Ingo about the ruins he has visited lately, sales he had made, and the fact that he was heading to the Pearl Settlement later that evening to work.

Ingo tells Volo about how Lady Sneasler is doing, and that he had only stopped at the Pearl Settlement for an evening to restock, but he was headed back to the Highlands after the two of them went their separate ways. There's just a smidgen of disappointment in Ingo's voice at the fact that this meeting between the two of them is going to be so brief, but he knows that they'll be able to spend a bit more of a substantial amount of time together if Volo travels through the Highlands on his way back, maybe even spend a night or two together out under the stars.

They're both looking forward to that, but Volo finds the idea of being patient absolutely torturous right then. He reaches up from the water, hand still dripping wet, and he tugs at Ingo's tattered coat.

"You're not needed back at the Highlands right this very moment, are you, Love? Take a little time before you leave, warm yourself up a bit The Icelands are particularly frigid today..." Volo suggests, the lopsided grin and mischievous lilt in his voice all too familar to Ingo.

"Not immediately, but should I really let myself get wrapped up in the heat of the springs here?" Ingo asks, but even as he speaks he finds his grip on his bag loosening, and Volo's grip on his coat doesn't give in the slightest. Not that Ingo's even really thinking of pulling away, not with the look in Volo's eyes. "My departure might end up drastically delayed if I do, I would hate to leave it after I settle in..."

"You've already spent this long just talking to me, Ingo, what's a little while more spent in my arms? Forget the water, stay with me for a bit and I'll make sure you're sent off with enough warmth to carry you through this icy land." Volo urges, watching with delight as Ingo finally shrugs off his pack, dropping it off to the side out of the water's reach before he starts to strip down.

"Gorgeous!" Volo praised with utter delight in his voice. Ingo couldn't hide the small, bashful smile from Volo, even as quick as it was. "What a sight for sore eyes you are..." He says, already reaching out towards Ingo before he's had a chance to settle into the water to pull him closer.

Volo has height on Ingo for sure, but Ingo's time in Hisui has treated him well and left him decently well built after all his hard work helping the Pearl Clan and being a warden, with strong arms and a thick, solid torso, and Volo is absolutely shameless as he looks Ingo up and down. He makes it no secret that he thinks Ingo is handsome, and watching layers of clothes get shed away until Ingo is naked and taking a couple of careful steps into the steaming water with a deep sigh.

It's... an indulgent time to say the least. Thoughts of the Highlands are swept away as Ingo finds himself settled in Volo's lap, with hot water washing away any hint of cold he had been feeling before, and a slow kiss stealing his breath away. It hits them both hard how much they've missed one another during their time apart, and having each other so close so suddenly makes it easy to get lost in the moment.

It's not likely that anyone will stumble across them there, so Ingo doesn't stop Volo when his hands start to wander, roaming lazily across Ingo's chest, feeling every little scratch and scar down his sides, until they sneak down around under the water to give Ingo's ass a playful squeeze. Honestly, Volo expected Ingo to swat his arm, to break the kiss and tell him not to get carried away. He didn't expect Ingo to give a soft groan against his lips, to press closer and urge him on.

Neither of them were exactly prepared for this encounter, and they certainly don't have time to go all the way, but that's alright, they're both more than happy with whatever they can get. Kissing and touching devolves quickly into rutting, grinding against one another until Volo finally slips his hand down between them to stroke their cocks together.

"Come on, Ingo," Volo whispers against Ingo's kiss bruised lips, the sound of rippling water oddly indecent around them, though it's nothing compared to the low moans spilling from Ingo as his hips jerk against Volo's fist. "Nobody's around, I want to hear you let go, Love..."