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0hheytherebigbadwolf · 4 months
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As much as I accept the truth of Stiles being Eli's other parent, it is equally hilarious to imagine Eli being utterly fucking baffled by this weird, Polish-speaking, smartassed, magic-using, maybe FBI agent(?) showing up out of fucking nowhere and his dad, his perpetually single, notoriously gameless, still-gets-embarrassed-when-the-checkout-lady-winks-at-him loser (affectionate) dad, starts fucking flirting with him. And the maybe-wizard-maybe-serial-killer flirts back??? Hello???
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[Angel!Y/N & Lucifer going through their old stuff]
Lucifer, digging : Hey.. this looks oddly familiar *pulls it out* wait, isn’t this—
Angel!Y/N, flustered : oh— yeah..
Lucifer : This is my old shirt when I was an angel! You.. kept it all this time?
Angel!Y/N : Yeah, its— uh its means a lot to me..
Lucifer, teasingly : oh really? You even wore it?
Angel!Y/N, chuckles : I actually wear it as my pyjamas to this day
Lucifer, blushed : Y-you do?
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im inflicting this stupid idea. suffer
Vaggie unknowingly taking her 7,777th life with her spear, from a mix of demon and angel victims, and suddenly the spear she was holding is gone and there's an infant CHILD in her hands-
tiny gray demon tail wrapping around her wrist, little steel grey horns poking out of white hair, soft fluffy grey wings fluttering on it's back
Vaggie, holding the child at arm's length: "Uh. Charlie...?"
Charlie: "Busy fighting, be right there!"
Vaggie: "Charlie. Baby."
Charlie: "Yeah??"
Charlie: "No. Not 'Charlie babe'- Charlie. BABY."
Charlie: "I mean I kinda like 'babe' better, not gonna lie, but-"
Charlie: "...."
Charlie: "Vaggie. Baby."
Vaggie: "Baby."
Charlie: "Where-"
Vaggie: "Spear."
Charlie: "SPEAR?!"
Vaggie: "h e l p." (baby coos and makes grabby claws at her) "C h a r l i e, h e l p !"
Charlie: "Shit, fuck- support their head! Support their head!!"
Vaggie: "H- ow???"
Charlie: "Like- it's like when you're cleaning your spear!"
Vaggie: (cradling baby) "It's got hold of my HAIR-"
Charlie: "-ohhhh my fffff-"
Vaggie: "Don't SWEAR in front of it!!!"
Charlie: "-fffather that's an actual baby. That's uhhh. That's a... We need to- BATTLE CANCELED! BATTLE CANCELED WE'VE GOT A BABY ON THE FIELD!!!"
Lute: "a WHAT!?"
Lucifer: "OH SPECTACULAR! Congratulations!!!"
Lucifer: "....wait."
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isbergillustration · 10 months
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Anguish, Unfounded
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keekeenuggets · 2 months
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staticmoth in a nutshell
(look in the reblogs for a bonus version with velvette's reactions)
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luckycloverforducks · 1 month
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Fuck it, HH swap AU
Their core personalities and backgrounds stay the same, it's mostly a role switch
Niffty <--> Husker
Angel Dust <--> Vaggie
Alastor <--> Charlie
(the typical for swap AUs, I know,,)
Everyone else stays the same
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These r edits bc I was just figuring out their designs for the AU, I'll draw them normally another time (Husker isn't here cuz I can't find a good png of the mf)
(+) ANGEL'S EDIT IS AT THE END CUZ I FORGOT
In this AU Alastor started the hotel mostly because he randomly thought up the idea once and thought, "that's fucking hilarious, I'm doing that" + a secondary sentimental reason he'd kill me for saying (he got genuinely fully invested in the cause eventually)
He advertised it on his radio show suddenly out of the blue after 7 and a half years of radio (lol) silence. Alastor still owns Husker's and Niffty's souls but they're also obviously friends (or atleast close to it)
Also he can read tarot bc why not :3
Charlie is closer to her dad in this AU and more sheltered, adopting a more aloof, smug, and dangerous persona so sinners take her seriously, she also has a very slight condescending outlook towards sinners but she's at her core still compassionate and still views them as her people and want to protect them to a certain extent, and she still thinks the Exterminations are unnecessary and cruel, but she doesn't feel like she can do much about it since according to Lucifer's stories and discouragement, she knows heaven likely wouldn't listen much if at all, but when she heard of Alastor's little project it resparked hope in her and she decided to invest in it, becoming co-owner and funder for the hotel.
Angel Dust/Anthony never made a deal with Valentino and actually stayed in his family's crime/mafia business for the 1st half of him being in Hell, but his dad is a POS and kicked him out for being gay so he started doing s3x work, and then he met Alastor after he brutalized his harassers one day, and Angel wanted to repay the favor somehow. Alastor seems interested in him so they struck a deal (not a soul deal, just a simple deal) which has Angel/Anthony is under Alastors protection in exchange for Angel/Anthony's loyalty and assistance when needed (which is a rare case so Angel still feels like he owes Alastor). They grow friendly with time, and Alastor offers to have him be patient zero for his redemption project, and he accepted.
Vaggie/Vi is still a fallen exterminstor and still met Charlie the same way she did in the show, but after that they went their separate ways and Vi finds herself making a deal with Velvette. Instead of being a pornstar like Angel in the show, she is an influencer and a rockstar/singer, she does enjoy making music and playing the guitar but Velvette tends to overwork her and make her do things she doesn't really like for views/popularity. Velvette is the nicest to Vi/Vaggie compared to with her other employees (which isn't a very highly set bar tbh) but she also frequently break her boundaries.
Vi met Charlie again during one of her concerts and they got close and started dating. (Also one sided Velvette x Vaggie is sort of slightly maybe canon in this AU bc toxic Yuri is fun (and it's only fully one sided after Charlie and Vaggie/Vi started dating))
She helps manage the hotel when needed, but is honestly only there cause Charlie is.
Not much about Niffty changes tbh (she's perfect the way she is, utterly unhinged 😍) she's just a bit more mellowed out and less hyper (she's still hyper just not all the time like in the show) and she's also a bartender and has surprisingly good taste for alcohol, and also frequently makes borderline poisonous drinks while experimenting, but when she gets it right it's really good. Doesn't stop the others of being terrified of her drinks though
Husker is a more smiley and charming in this AU, using a laid back attitude to put people at ease and more willing to open up to him if they need to (he used to use the information people share as blackmail when he needs to back when he was an Overlord, although he never actually needs to spread anything, just threats), and he's still very observant but he's also slightly more unhinged- He's a sort of butler/cleaner for the hotel
He still gets grumpy time to time, but mostly when he's drunk, which isn't as often anymore ever since Niffty was put in charge of the bar (understandably so)
He has a bit of an anger issue and also gets annoyed easily, and sometimes makes unhinged threats as a sort of joke (they stop being much of a joke once you genuinely piss him off)
He likes things clean and tidy because it helps him pretend to be put together
He and Alastor are a bit friendlier compared to in the show, hes still one of the few people that knows more about Alastor, though hes still bummed about the whole being owned by Alastor thing (Husker can also read tarot to a lesser extent bc Al taught him for funzies and Husker thought it's interesting)
His gambling addiction is also ever so slightly worse
Angel Dust --v
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emeraldcas · 1 year
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this thing is i actually don't care if its silly to celebrate the 2 year anniversary because it meant something it really actually meant something and everything that happened afterwards the epics highs and the roller-coaster lows will stay with me for the rest of my life
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muzzleroars · 6 months
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new college semester somewhere in the mirage universe
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hongluboobs · 1 month
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wish her happy birthday IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!
(I made these for an assignment but I think they're neat so I will post them here <3 we may get proper Birthday Art created for that purpose later! depends on my schedule)
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ravxe3n · 25 days
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more doodles but it progressively gets worse
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blue-rose-soul · 1 month
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Angel Dust: (teasing) I'm just saying! This guy's clearly down bad for Smiles. It's plain as day, and kinda sickening.
Alastor: Now hold on; I can deal with your crass remarks usually, but don't you think you're taking it a step too far? Honestly, not everything is as you imagine it in your depraved little mind-
Vox: No, he's right. I did have a thing for you.
[Loud static screech. All hotel residents now staring openly with varying degrees of interest.]
Vox: And after everything I fucking did for you, you still had the nerve to shoot me down after stringing me along, you ungrateful piece of shit!
Angel Dust, Charlie, Vaggie, Husk, Niffty, Frank, and Alastor: WHAT!?
Lucifer: Alastor, why are you surprised?
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propheticscrewup · 3 months
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hell yeah brother (rbs appreciated)
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blackberriebrambles · 2 months
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More Hazbin animal headcanons with little to no explanation:
Husk:
cannot see glass
cannot see things close up very well but has excellent vision for things far away
will chase light reflections on the wall. Angel thinks this is hilarious. They don't speak of it.
hates when people stick things near his face bc whiskers (they're sensitive)
zoomies at 3 am
takes forever in the bathroom (both cats and birds spend a lot of time grooming themselves)
expressive tail and ears!
expressive feathers!
loves to be petted but would never admit it, esp on his head/back of his neck
can't taste sugar
scratches the furniture
Angel Dust:
Very good spatial awareness
good at knitting/weaving/other textile arts
very strong for his size
i don't actually know much about spiders. Venom, maybe?
can jump very high/far
Sir Pentious:
Uses his tongue to smell
cold blooded! loves to lounge in warm, sunny areas
sheds skin
looks like he's a cobra so venomous
can sense vibrations but also cannot hear very well
hates stairs
no eyelids
sleeps when it's cold
Alastor:
surprisingly stealthy
very good night vision
blinded by bright lights
secretly likes being around people
very good senses; hearing, smell, etc
flight/freeze response
expressive ears (loved seeing his ears move around on the show!)
+BONUS Valentino:
his eyes are shit and he eats his clothes
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zexal-bunny20 · 2 months
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Just relaxing together. 🕷🦌
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laufxsons · 9 months
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'Not even Hell will stop the Wrath of a retired Angel'
My hc is that Hell decided to yoink themselves one (1) retired demon to extract information or enact whatever revenge they seem fit for the whole bathtub debacle. What they hadn't account for was that a certain Angel, who is know to be quite territorial about the things he loves, would do anything to find their husband after weeks of missed calls.
Well, once he does which might have included summoning and trapping a very frightened and confused demon and pressing them very politely for information (after Heaven was useless as always), he comes up with a plan.
One might say Aziraphale was quite disgruntled, positively seething, maybe even willing to give smiting a try after finding out demons had abducted their partner.
So, filled with the wrath of God and being judt enough of a bastard to be worth knowing he decided the best course of actions is, of course, passive agressive diplomacy. I mean the demons don't know that he isn't actually immune to Hellfire and noone would be stupid enough to try the main entrance, so noone would actually expect an Angel to just waltz into the place like they own it.
Those demons certainly aren't immune to an Angel's Divine Intervention (of the lethal variety) and Aziraphale be damned if he didn't at least try and get their partner out of this in the most idiotically genius way.
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isbergillustration · 4 months
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Shining
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