#but like. cmon. she. đł
honestly never gonna forgive the arcane fandom for lusting over silco to hell and back when Sevikaâ cocky smiles, exuding confidence, cool ass cape, several sexy scenes covered in blood, gorgeous voice, reveals flash moments of surprising tenderness, highly capable and cunning, wears a crop top over her goddamn six pack Sevika is Literally Right There
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can you please write about âïž with Abbyđłđđđ
oh my god. yes. [small drabble since im just starting back!!]
warnings: 18+ [MINORS AND MEN DNI], reader x abby, scissoring [duuuuhhhhh], short story w/ no background, no established relationship, rushed ending, idk what else atp.
despite popular belief, abby prefers scissoring. something about skin to skin contact with you, bumping your clits together vigorously, only focusing on your orgasms- it's intimate.
the first time you scissored her wasn't awkward at all; abby let you get on top, let you pick the pace, and guided you a little when you got tired. her care for you was something you never experienced before, something that made you 100x more comfortable with her.
"mmfuck- abby," you breathed in between kisses, your clothed pussy grinding against her pelvis, hands gripping at her toned biceps. her hands traveled up and down your sides, lifting up your oversized shirt and revealing your soaked panties. the room was hot, only noises heard was the heavy breathing and wet kisses shared between the two of you. her eyes, dark and heavy-lidded, stared into your soul.
"what's wrong, baby?" she asked, a hand travelling down to your hip, guiding you as you whimper helplessly. "what d'ya need?"
moments later, you two were in the middle of the living room, on the couch, heavily panting as the sound of wet squelches and skin slapping fill the room to the brim. sweaty bodies atop of each other, small moans leaving both of your mouths. "jus' like that, cmon," she moaned, one large hand on your hip, rocking you in just the right places. your head is fuzzy, no thoughts, no worries, just focusing on the feeling in between your thighs. one of your hands grip onto her leg, leaving a hand mark; the other holding onto the couch for dear life. "so fuckin' pretty," she whispers, a hand coming up to caress your tit. "say you've never done this before but-" her head tilts back, cutting her sentence off with a loud groan. she guides you to go faster, juices spreading all over your heat. your legs are getting weak, the feeling becoming overbearing as you reach your climax. "cumming already? fuck, you're perfect," she coos. all you can do is hold onto her while riding out your orgasm. she talks you through it, praising how good you are to her. "good girl.."
not soon after, she does the same, using your sensitive bud to get her off. you lean down and leave wet kisses all over her body, lipgloss marking your territory. her chest moves up and down as she comes to her senses, body still trembling from pleasure. "that was.." she starts, but she ends up just giggling, looking at you laying on her bare chest. her laugh is contagious, causing a small abruption of laughter in the room. you both lay there, feeling closer than ever.
a/n: yay no hiatus anymore! i hope i dont jinx that. anyway hope this was good and im excited to get back into writing :p!!
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you eavesdrop on gojo talking about you to geto in the library
note : lol look at this goofy ass gojo draft i found đ€ u know... womanizer gojo having a soft spot for u
"and her voice, when she says my fucking name? dude, literally gives me those tingles... you know those tingles??? it drives me insane. i can't deal with it. i've gotta make a move or i think i might actually die (lol)." gojo's voice sounds so raw with enthusiasm and excitement.
you smirk. lurking in the book aisle nearby. they're sat at a big round white table in the library.
(blablabla, chatter chatter, murmur murmur)
"hey satoru~!" you come around the corner.
his sunglasses nearly slip off as he jumps like a frightened bunny; this is his visceral reaction to you appearing and saying his name.
"hâey! đł" his voice cracks badly like he's still going through puberty, and he's struggling to give you his iconic cocky smirk.
(asks you out in front of your friends)
"NO NO NO" your girls pull you away, and you giggle. "not satoru, no way. satoru, you stay away from our babygirl y/n!!"
"ah cmon." he winks, now composed. "you guys are so mean to me." he clutches his chest and you watch the tendons in his big hand flex. it feels similar to seeing abs, for some reason. his hands are just so fucking attractive.
"he's a heartbreaker, baby, ignore him." your friend says to you with full earnesty.
geto laughs, because it's true; his best friend is a womanizer, and everyone knows it but loves gojo satoru despite the fact.
"call me đ" gojo bends low to meet your ear and whispers this into it sneakily as he leaves the library. he slips right past your friends.
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Could do a tara carpenter x fem reader
Tara keeps unknowingly friend-zoning r. R canât take it anymore
*she feels her heart breaking every time tara is flirting with chad despite it being playful and them not having feeling for each other. R is being petty toward them and it makes tara wonder why her âfriendâ is mad about.*
She decide to move on and go on a date with someone *she is tired of trying and failing at giving hints to tara that she likes her* tara notice her on date with a person and gets a weird feeling even though she doesnât know why she feeling like this since she assume r has feeling for chad
Mindy helps/spells it out to her very oblivious friends that r loves her *which make tara have a âoh s**tâ moment* and have Mindy be her wingwoman to get the girl
Idk why I feel like tara has a naive side to her and I just see her not noticing that r has been giving hints and she doesnât get until Mindy just blurts it out and she just like âoh? Oh. OH!đłâ
I wanna ruin our friendship PT. 1 â Tara Carpenter â
part two here!
PAIRING: Tara Carpenter x Fem!reader
SUMMARY: Tara canât get a hint fr, reader gets hurt and Tara gets hurt, this fic is long Iâm so sorry. BUT ITS FLUFF DONT WORRY And I suggest looking at the request Iâm too lazy to rewrite a really summary
A/N: i love this idea sm đ€
You sat across from Tara while she sat next to Chad. They were flirting again like they always were and you glared at Mindy and Anika from where you sat for giving you the confidence to come tonight.
The whole group had planned a dinner at a nice restaurant, and Danny was paying. The reason you hadnât wanted to go was because youâve had this enormous crush on your best friend, Tara, for ages now, but she never seemed to reciprocate your feelings. Her and Chad were always flirting when you guys were hanging out.
You had tried flirting with Tara like your friends told you but Tara just brushed you off! She was always friend zoning you, maybe you should get the hint. They like each other, right? Theyâve got to. But then why was Tara always flirting with you when you guys were alone? It didnât make any sense but you pushed your thoughts away and messed with the food in front of you as you listened to Tara and Chadâs conversation.
âYouâre pretty cute, you know that?â
âYeah? You think so?â
âMhmâ
That mixed with the laugh Tara let out, you wanted to puke. It wasnât fair. Sometimes you thought Tara liked you but when Chad was there it was a different story, you just didnât understand it. But you knew it was making you upset. Flirty comment after flirty comment you felt the grip on your fork get stronger.
How could she not know you liked her? You tried âputting yourself out thereâ like Mindy said, you tried giving her hints but nothing worked.
âHey y/n, you okay?â
Snapping you out of your thoughts was Taraâs voice and thatâs when you felt her hand on yours, trying to soothe you. âYeah, Iâm perfect,â you said giving her a sarcastic smile to which she furrowed her eyebrows at.
âWhatâs wrong? You donât normally act like this.â
You scoff and what you wanted to say was, âYeah sorry Iâm not in the best mood when Iâm seeing my crush and my best friends brother flirt with each other right in front of meâ but you didnât of course.
So you settled with, âIâm just not hungry, I guess.â
She wasnât satisfied with that answer though.
âCmon letâs talk outside.â
Before you could come up with an excuse Tara had made it to your side of the table and grabbed your hand, pulling you outside.
The cool air hit your face and Tara wasted no time in interrogating you. âWhatâs gotten into you?â She asked sounding concerned. âNothing has gotten into me, Iâm just tired. Itâs been a long day,â you lied, âWhy donât you just go back to Chad?â
Tara was even more confused now. Why was one of her best friends upset with her? âDid I do something?â she asked. You shook your head, âNo, Iâm just gonna go home.â
You walked away, leaving Tara puzzled and a little hurt. She didnât understand but you didnât blame her, you didnât understand yourself either. why were you pushing her away? why wont you just tell her? why are you so frustrated? Your thoughts raced as you walked back to your shared dorm you had with Mindy and Anika that luckily wasnât too far of a walk and immediately jump on your bed. You begin to cry into your pillow as you thought of Tara and all the times youâve tried flirting with her.
You two have always been close so physical touch wasnât uncommon. Youâd always hold hands or when you would have a movie night sheâd lay on your shoulder and youâd have your arms around her. In high school when you guys had sleepovers you used to cuddle. One time when the group was hanging out for the night you two were alone and you almost kissed her, but Chad walked in.
You always compliment her, calling her cute or gorgeous. Pet names werenât uncommon either, sometimes sheâd greet you like, ây/n my love, you made it!â
The tears kept coming but you sat up and hugged your pillow and weakly attempted to wipe them away. Maybe it was time to move on, she was clearly interested in Chad more than you. It would hurt trying to move on, you feel like youâve liked her forever, maybe you even loved her. But if the feelings werenât reciprocated there was no point in trying anymore.
You looked at your phone and answered some texts from Anika before falling asleep.
Itâs been a few days since the dinner and youâve been avoiding Tara. You honestly didnât really notice until Mindy told you Tara was worried about you. However, you didnât want to worry about her right now since you were getting ready for a date. You picked a simple outfit, a cute black shirt with some lace on it and jeans that fit you good. This was going to get your mind off of everything.
You had met your date at a cute little restaurant and you were enjoying yourself. The person was kind and funny but you felt off at the same time. They were sweet sure but there was something missing. You knew you wanted Tara to be the one you were one a date with, but you couldnât help how things turned out. This was supposed to be good for you, so you pushed your true feelings down.
Tara was out with Quinn walking down the streets of New York. Tara always preferred the city when it was dark, the lights were much prettier. âHey can we go in here real quick? I just wanna grab a coffee then we can head home,â Quinn said pointing to a cutely lit restaurant with roses out front. Tara nodded, âSure, Iâll get one too.â
They went inside and took in their surroundings, it was quite a pretty place. Tara figured it was new since she hadnât seen it before. Tara told Quinn her order and headed to a little bar by a window while Quinn went in line. Tara looked at all the couples passing by the window and she started fantasizing about being in a cutesy romantic relationship like that.
She was about to put her headphones on until she heard something, or someone. She heard you, she heard your laugh and she quickly turned around only to have her heart slightly break at the sight. She saw you with someone else, on a date clearly. They were attractive and you looked happy. You looked beautiful too, you always did. She wasnât sure why it bothered her so much but it did. It hurt, but she couldnât bring herself to look away.
Quinn managed to get Tara out of her gaze by tapping her on the shoulder, âTara, you there?â
She quipped her head to the red head, âHuh? Yeah, Iâm fine,â she gave a sad smile and Quinn tilted her head unconvinced. âWhat were you looking at?â Quinn asks, concerned for her friend. âUh, Y/nâs here. It just caught me off guard you know? Lets go,â Tara jumped out of her seat and walked out the door and Quinn quickly followed her but not before getting a good look at you and your date.
When they got to their apartment Mindy, Anika, Ethan, and Chad were already there along with Sam and Danny. Tara had given them a small wave when she walked in but immediately went to her room and shut the door. âWhatâs up with her?â Sam was the first to ask. Quinn sighed, âShe saw y/n on a date at a cafe we went to. Sheâs pretty upset about it and Iâm not sure why. I thought she liked Chad,â she said shrugging.
Chad had a confused expression and muttered a âWhat? Me?â And Mindy rolled her eyes, âShe doesnât like Chad! God, nobody around here can catch a hint, Iâll talk to her,â she said and got up from her seat with Anika, while Anika let out a small snicker.
Mindy softly knocked on the door, âT? You in there?â She heard nothing but a muffled âYeah!â on the other side of the door allowing her to open it. âQuinn told me,â Mindy said sitting down on the mattress while Tara sat up groaning, âI donât get it. I kinda thought she liked Chad-â
âChad!â Mindy yelled at the girl, âWhat do you mean Chad?! What is it with everyone and Chad today?!â
âWell, at dinner the other night she was upset and she said something about me going back to Chad or something,â Tara mumbled.
Now it was Mindyâs turn to groan, âTara, oh my god! She likes you, you big idiot! Sheâs like in love with you and sheâs been sending all these signals and sheâs been calling me nonstop about how you donât get any of them! Youâre always flirting with Chad!â Mindy rambled and Taraâs jaw was on the floor. You liked her? No, you loved her?! Since when? Sheâs liked you for so long and you thought she liked Chad? She canât blame you cause she thought you liked Chad.
Tara looked at Mindy wide eyed and processed everything that was just said to her. âWait y/n thought I liked Chad? I flirt with him as a joke.â
Mindy sighed, âWell tell y/n that. Do you like her back?â
âOf course I do!â
âThen tell her!â Mindy said standing and Tara shot up from her seat on the bed and grabbed her phone. She shooed Mindy out of her room and called you and prayed youâd answer. Lucky for her, you did, cause you missed her more then she knew. âHello? Y/n? Iâm coming to your dorm right now can you meet me there, itâs important.â
IM SORRY IT FEELS SO MEAN NOT ADDING THE CONFESSION BUT THIS SEEMED SO LONG I DIDNT THINK ANYONE WOULD WANT TO READ THAT MUCH đđđ
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OKAY OKAY OKAY coach sid coming into readers classroom, heated, because she failed one of his starters and heâs like âcmon thought youâre on my side, let him make it up!â and you wont cause duh that isnât right, but sidney is still so furious and he keeps trying to get you to do something and right as students come in he goes âweâll finish this laterâ and youâre like đł AND WHAT IF readers son is in that class period and he has no problem going up to coach before practice âdont ever talk to my mom like thatâ
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Girlsâ Night (nsfw)
Pairing: Rebecca Welton x reader
Summary: when Keeley asked to include her friend from her school days in their girlsâ night, Rebecca didnât expect you
Warnings: 18+ minors DNI, public sex
Notes: first time writing Rebecca and I havenât seen the second season đł anyway I didnât try to do too much with it, just getting a feel for the character. ps I didnât edit at all sry
Visiting your hometown has never been your favorite thing to do, but sometimes itâs necessary, like when your grandfather retires and a large party is planned. When Keeley calls you, sheâs quick to invite you out for a girlsâ night after hearing youâre in town.
She texts you the address the day of, not giving any other details. The taxi tries to drop you off in front of the AFC Richmond stadium and you double check with the driver to make sure you gave him the right address until Keeley emerges from the double doors. Thanking the driver, you hurry out of the car to hug your longtime friend.
The hug is fierce and lasts for a good minute before she releases you. âKeeley! So good to see you. What are we doing here?â You ask in wonder, letting the smaller woman lead you into the building.
She smiles and blushes. âOh, that! Rebecca is upstairs.â Keeley pointedly ignores your questioning glance, continuing to lead you through the hallways. Youâre sure she never mentioned a Rebecca or anyone else during your phone call prior to this.
Your friend barrels through a set of double doors with you hanging off of her arm. Sitting at the clear desk on the other side of the room, a middle-aged woman looks up from her computer monitor. âRebecca, this is the friend I was telling you about,â Keeley presents you to the blonde.
Rebecca smiles at you, clearly not surprised by your presence. âYes, hello,â she stands to shake your hand. âIâve heard so much about you.â She towers over you, your neck straining as you try to meet her eyes.
The woman is gorgeous. Her smile is charming and her eyes crinkle when she does. Youâre stunnedâKeeley kept her from you on purpose. Giving your friend a side-eyed glare, you speak for the first time since entering the office. âI wish I could say the same to you, but I havenât had the pleasure.â Your eyes travel down Rebeccaâs body, taking in her curves in her skintight black dress. Thatâs a pleasure you wouldnât say no to. You think you catch Rebecca eyeing you the same way you were her, but you canât be sure.
Before Rebecca can respond, Keeley is grabbing both of you by the elbows and leading you out the door. âCmon, enough chit chat, our Uber is here.â
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Keeley anxiously checks her phone every ten seconds once youâre seated at the restaurant. It strikes you as odd, but your weird feeling grows when she only orders a water when the waiter comes around to ask though she urges you and Rebecca to have cocktails.
Your suspicion that something is amiss with your friend is confirmed when her phone rings, and exaggeratedly shouts into the speaker. âOh no! Thatâs bloody awful. Iâll be right there,â Keely looks to you and the blonde with an apologetic smile. âIâm sorry ladies, Roy has an emergency and needs me, Iâve got to bolt!â Neither you or the older woman has a chance to respond before Keeley grabs her bag and is out the door.
You watch as she disappears, surprised that she would make up an excuse to not spend time with you. Mouth still open in shock, you turn to Rebecca. âDid that really just happen?â
Her expression is similar to yours, unsure what exactly Keeleyâs plan is. âThe cheek of that girl.â She chuckles and pauses, contemplating her next words. âWe could stay, if youâd like.â
Just when you open your mouth to reply, your phone vibrates on the table. Glancing at the screen, it shows a text from Keeley.
Thank me later ;)
Rebecca was rightâthe cheek of that girl. Lifting your eyes, you see the older woman watching you. âDonât tell me you have an emergency as well. Have I done something wrong?â Your companion looks adorably worried that she has offended you in some way.
Smiling, you place your phone facedown on the table. âNot at all, Keeley just texted to say she still wants us to have a good time.â If your friend was telling you that you have a chance with the beauty in front of you, you may as well try for it. It isnât as if youâd see her around, youâre rarely in Richmond anymore.
The conversation between you two flows as easily as the drinks. Rebecca speaks of her plans for the football team and you tell her all about your academic career and how your PhD work is going. You found yourself lost in the sound of her voice and the poise of her stories, utterly enchanted by her. If Keeley actually planned this set up, she did a good job, Rebecca is your type to the letter. Tall, strikingly beautiful, well spoken, and at least a decade older than you. Other than those requirements, Rebecca is intelligent and funny, exchanging stories with you about Keeley and her antics.
The waiter comes back around, interrupting your story of Keeley getting in trouble for trying to set two of the teachers up together, not knowing they were married to other people. âWould you care for any dessert this evening?â He hands Rebecca the dessert menu who takes it eagerly.
She smiles up from the book to catch your eyes. âIâve got a terrible sweet tooth if you can believe that.â Her perfect teeth biting a plump bottom lip catches your attention, your eyes unable to leave the sight. Her lips look like they taste just as sweet as the desserts she loves so much. A pink tongue darts from her mouth to wet said lips, leaving you breathless wondering what it would feel like on you instead.
Without averting your gaze, you respond. âWho doesnât like a bit of dessert?â You drag your eyes from her mouth up to her piercing blue eyes. If she wasnât interested, she could easily cast your flirting aside as friendly banter. If she was interested, she would no doubt catch your hint. She smirks, telling the waiter you would like a lava cake to share.
Rebecca sets her elbows on the table, resting her chin in one of her hands. The position accentuates the neckline of her dress, the deep v-cut immediately catching your gaze. âYou know, when Keeley told me she was bringing a friend tonight, I wasnât expecting someone quite like you. Someone so sweet and cute. Though Keeley does know I like all things sweet.â
Your breath catches and the waiter returns with the dessert and two spoons. The blonde picks hers up, trying the chocolate goodness. âMmm,â she moans, sending a shockwave straight to your core.
She notices you staring at her. âHere,â Rebecca scoops up another bite while her other hand cups your chin to bring your face closer to her. âHave a taste.â Obediently, you open your mouth so she can feed you a bite of the lava cake.
As she lifts the spoon from your mouth, some of the fudgy center dribbles onto your chin. You move to wipe the chocolate from your face, but Rebecca is faster. Her thumb swipes across your bottom lip and licks it off of her finger. âOh, let me help you with that in the bathroom,â she gestures towards the sticky spot left behind on your face.
Her hand hangs onto yours, guiding you to the restroom. Thankfully itâs a single stall, no one will interrupt you cleaning up. Rebecca carefully presses your back against the sink, almost too close. She uses a wet paper towel to dab at your mouth, one hand holding your jaw to keep you in the right position. Youâre powerless to move, but you donât think youâd want to anyway. There isnât anything to look at but her concentrating on you.
The way her body presses to yours, tight and warm, makes your mouth go dry and your panties grow damp. Once satisfied she has removed all the chocolate, she throws the used paper towel in the bin and turns back towards you, catching you looking at her.
You watch her eyes darken in front of you. âIs there something youâd like, sweetheart?â She drawls, not backing up an inch. Not able to find your voice, you nod instead. Rebecca chuckles and bends her neck towards you, leaving minimal space between your mouths. âIs this it?â She husks. Nodding again, you close the rest of the distance, bringing the woman in for a searing kiss.
A hand grasps your hip and another cups the back of your head. Rebecca is a skilled kisser, making your knees weak and small whimpers breathed into her mouth. She chuckles darkly, amused by the effect she has on you. âYou like that, do you?â She teases, leaning back in for another kiss without hesitation.
You swallow hard when she finally releases you for a much needed breath. âFuck,â you moan, eyes closed, trying to control your bodyâs reaction to Rebeccaâs touch.
âHmm,â she hums, waiting for you to open your eyes back up before she continues. âLet me have you.â The hand that was in your hair trails across the front of your body until it reaches the waistband of your pants. âCan I?â Her fingers play with the clasp as she waits for your answer.
It isnât even a question of what you want. Itâs what you need. âYes please,â you look up at her through your lashes.
The woman smirks, expertly undoing your pants and pushing them halfway down your thighs along with your panties. âHow polite,â she teases, âI canât deny such a pretty little thing after that, hm?â The pad of her forefinger dips between your folds, gathering some of your juices to circle your hardening bundle of nerves.
Rebecca touches you fast and hard, wanting you to reach your peak as soon as possible lest someone else knock on the door in need of the toilets. You gasp and moan, clutching at her bare arms for something to tether you to reality. Her wicked fingers work into you, not letting you catch your breath. âDo you like how good I feel inside you?â She whispers into your ear, leaning forward to better hold you up.
âBloody hell, youâre good at that,â you breathe out, choking back a whimper as her thumb reaches up to toy with your clit. Feeling yourself clench around her, you know it wonât take long for you. âPlease, Iâm close,â you whine, almost begging for more.
âI know,â she whispers, thrusting into you faster. âBe good and keep quiet for me and cum on my fingers.â Your body responds to the commands before your mind does, cumming for her but moaning without remembering to be quiet. Her other hand clamps over your mouth, muffling your sweet sounds.
She gives you a moment to calm down, washing her hands before wiping a thumb under your eyelids to clean up the smudged makeup. Once sheâs done, she takes a step back so she can regard you while you right your clothes. âWhere are you staying tonight?â
You look up from your pants, unsure why sheâs asking. âI was going to sleep at my motherâs,â you answer carefully.
She nods her head at you approvingly, passing her inspection. No one would be able to tell what activities youâd gotten up to in the restroom. âCome back to mine instead, Iâm not done with you yet. I need to find out if you taste as sweet as you sound.â
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What I think the Curtis Gang's type isđł
DARRY CURTIS
This one is hard
I think someone with a skinny cheerleader bod
He prolly dated one in HS
Blonde or brunnette
Height rlly doesn't matter he's taller than most girls
Middle Class girl>>>
Eye color? idk it prolly doesn't matter that much to him
REFERENCE -> Rachel McAdams in Red Eye
SODAPOP
Natural Blonde & Blue eyes
YES IT HAS TO BE NATURAL
That's what Sandy was like
REFERENCE -> Vanessa Hessler
PONYBOY
Colored eyes
That doesn't mean just blue and green
Hazel, gray, etc..
He likes looking in them
BLUES would remind him of the sky on a sunny day
GREENS would remind him of emeralds and greenary
HAZELS & GOLDENS would remind of Johnny & that Robert Frost Poem
Hair doesn't matter
Likes his girls his type got to be a natural girl
"NoT lIkE tHe OtHeR GrEaSeR gIrLs"
wants someone to be able to listen to him and his feelings fully
you need to understand him
REFERENCE -> Brooke Shields
JOHNNY
Wants any girl he can get fr
He's gullible asf when it comes to girls
Dallas tries to set him up with no personality girls, but it makes him feel a little off
Doesn't turn them down though
His true type is a pretty girl with a good personality
someone loyal
the outside doesn't matter too much, but the inside is what really matters
not expecting super model looking girls, wants wifey material
since he's POC (i think native american?), he'll also be keeping that in mind
its the 1960s cmon yall
REFERENCE -> Jessica Alba (she so pretty wtf)
DALLAS
ugh.
He expects the prettiest girls
has a thing for brunettes/black hair
doesn't mean he doesn't indulge in the blondes though
the fake ones are his favorite
Sylvia had all different hair colors except red or other ones
blonde, brown, and black
he has had every flavor
even black girls
he doesn't care what they are they have to be "hot as hell"
Dream Girl REFERENCE -> Megan Fox
STEVE
Idk i feel like Evie has short brown hair
he likes girls like Evie
while they're on and off, he might screw a blonde or smth, but his true type is brunette
REFERENCE -> Jodi Lyn O'Keefe as Taylor Vaughn
TWO-BIT
we all know he loves blondes
with brown eyes, blue eyes, whatever, he LOVES blondes
Fake tan blondes are his fav
he doesn't actual date them, only fucks them..
All Girls Are The Sameâą
REFERENCE -> Anna Faris
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Twig Liveblog for Arc 8
good arc! of course the main downside is the absence of mary and helen (and ashton i guess) đ you can't split the lambs up it's like sawing a child in half!!!!!
the main thrust, for me, was seeing how lillian and sy would work as a couple--it turns out the answer is: poorly. they do NOT belong together âŒïž they are adorable though. i posted about it some but it is nice to see him happy and horny, albeit abnormally horny. that was an insane fucking scene where sy and lillian happen to catch emily and drake "in the act," it's written with such intensive detail, sort of a "primal scene" for the two. but it can only end in catastrophe. i said this in the last liveblog but it bears repeating: lillian's goal is literally to become an important figure in the institution that is oppressing, abusing, mutilating not only the lambs but like the entire civilian population. (that was another funny scene where lillian gets confronted about the atrocities of the akkkademy and she's like "erm akshually it's not as bad as you think, they were doing the best they could," like hmm where have i heard that one before đ.) i certainly understand why they like each other, but cmon sy, GET OUT OF THERE!
i appreciated the sy/neojamie sections too. the chapter wherein neojamie reveals that there are secret codes in jamie's old notebooks was quite powerful. perhaps they could... i mean... i know there's baggage but wouldn't it be cute if they... jamie is sort of like young f!mauer if you think about it. anyway.
i find the idea of the "primordial experiments" interesting. they're dangerous, but i suppose the question remains as to whether they're dangerous in and of themselves or only dangerous because of the response from the academy they necessitate. that is to say, is it only life over which the academy can't exert control that is "dangerous"? yeah, i guess you could say i'm a mauerist. he's just so.... he's just like me fr fr (sexy).
i am also like the duke. i found his interlude fascinating: the intranobility conflict, the experience of being "superhuman," the description of the Twins (đł), and the vague threat against the lambs. it's hard to say which one he wants: my first thought was sy, due to the focus on "developing a new brain," but this could also apply to neojamie, who is after all a newer model. i'm excited to read more!!!!
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Doric X Reader
Imagine R being like someone who researches and writes/draws down everything in their journal and when they meet Doric for the first time, she's in her owl bear form. Without knowing it's Doric, R is excited because it's the first time they're seeing a owl bear in person and they just NEED to write everything down so when they're looking for their book, doric changes back and everything is awkward for a moment and they're both just standing there like đłâ€ïž
A rare sighting (Doric x gn reader)
An owlbear runs through the woods, and on these woods no owl bear has ever appeared. So for a very new biologist like them they needed to see it in the wild.
They sprint down clutching their book and quill and dash after the owlbear. God it is fast.
The beast runs for nearly a mile and then stops.
They leans against a tree and start to draw the beautiful snow white creature. This is the best day of their life.
As soon as their quill hints the paper the owlbear shifts. It grows smaller and smaller to then stand as a ginger tiefling.
"Oh cmon on!"
The tiefling turns confused.
"You're not a real owlbear! My one chance is ruined!"
"You're one chance at what?"
They goan and walk forward.
"It's the first time a owlbear has come here and I don't have the money to go see one and I was going to document it."
"Oh, I'm sorry."
They sigh and start to leave.
"Hey wait! I can change back if you want, I can tell you about owlbears."
"Really? I have never gotten to study them and I've been wanting for years."
She smiles.
"Of course, now pull your pad back out."
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uhmâŠâŠ.a Johnny after party or met gala smut whereâs thereâs tension then get it on afterwards đłđłđł pls tyty ilysm
[7;30pm]
genre: fluff and mini smut
warnings: kissing, flirting, protected sex
you chuckle, laughing with your manager before hearing a crowd of people call for you.
ây/nâ right here!â
âover here, y/n!â
âlook over here, y/n!â
ây/nâ look over here, gorgeous!â
you turned and suddenly bumped into someone. âoh, crap.â the person says, turning around to see you on the ground laughing to yourself.
your manger and others rushed to your aid. âiâm fine, guys.â they pull you back up to your feet.
âiâm sorry.â the man apologizes, he was gorgeous. âoh, let me get that for you.â you notice he was talking about your hand purse on the ground.
âoh, no. itâs fineâ?â the two of you end up falling on the ground together, laughing loudly after bumping heads.
âiâm so sorry.â he apologizes, holding his head. âno, im sorry.â you apologize, patting your forehead.
âah,â he hisses and picks up your hand bag, standing up and then helping you up. âmy big head hit you on the headâ are you okay?â you nod, taking the hand bag from him. âhere, let me see.â he lifts your chin and examines your face.
you blush. his face was so close to yours. âpretty.â he mutters, pulling away and grinning ear to ear.
âim y/n.â you stick your hand out.
âjohnny. johnny suh.â he takes your hand and instead of shaking it, he lifts it to his lips and presses a kiss on the back of your hand.
you giggle, slowly taking your hand away.
âsoâ?â he starts but doesnât finish.
ây/n! cmon, they need you over here!â your manager shouts, gesturing you to hurry.
âshit,â you turn to johnny. âthatâs my que.â you sigh, lifting your dress off the ground. âyes, it is. iâll see you around.â he winks and watches as you run off to your manager.
âthis is your seat, y/n.â your manager says, pulling the chair out for you. âokay, thanks margret.â she nods and walks off.
âah, so we meet again.â you recognized the voice. you turn to see johnny. âjohnny?â you giggle, turning your body towards him.
âhey pretty.â you blush again. âhey handsome.â you decide to flirt back.
johnny looks behind and chuckles, shifting in his seat uncomfortably. âyour manager looks like sheâs gonna kill me for talking to you.â you look back, chuckling when seeing your manager soften her glare.
âand, sheâs coming.â he clears his throat.
âbefore you get called away againâ can i have your number?â he asks, hand already in his pocketâ ready to yank his phone out.
âsure.â you fish your phone out and switch with johnny, typing your number into his phone and handing it back. you grin ear to ear when seeing what he named himself.
jsuh
âthanksââ
ây/n, cmon. they want to interview you.â you stand up with a sigh, collecting your bag and phone together. âmy feet are killing me.â you exaggerate, rolling your eyes and following your manager.
âiâm just gonna run to the bathroom, margretâ!â you wince when bumping into a firm chest. âiâm sorryâ johnny.â you lightly chuckle.
ây/n?â he holds onto your arms after catching you. âi guess this is fate?â he smirks. âi guess so.â you lift and eyebrow, giving a fascinated grin.
âshould we walk around? get away from your manager?â you giggle at his suggestion. âiâd love to but first, i really need to use the bathroom.â he nods and watches as you run off into the restroom.
about ten minutes, you come out, upset. âwhatâs wrong?â you jump at a deep voice. âjohnny,â you huff, holding your chest. âwell, i clearly canât use the bathroom with this poofy dress and ugh, itâs nearly crowded.â
âhey,â he sighs, âhow about we head out of here? go for.. i donât know? a little drink? snack?â you giggle, hesitating if wanting to take his suggestion or to stay.
âwell, i guess i could use a little snack.â you slightly roll your eyes, turning slowly and leading him out to the back.
âwaitâ is this the rightâ?â he stops being bumping into your behind. âshh, you donât want the paparazzis to see us.â you whisper and then gesture him out as soon as itâs clear.
you and johnny sneak out to a pizza parlay which was just a few blocks down from the met gala event was held.
âgosh, johnny! youâre so funny.â you laugh obnoxiously loud, smacking his arm gently. âand youâre so.. pretty.â he says with a dreamy sigh.
âdonât tease me.â you push him, looking away with pizza still in your mouth. âbut iâm not. iâm just telling the honest truth.â he scoots closer, his fingers brushing against yours before he tangles his fingers with yours.
âwell, iâm done. how about we get a hotel together?â he suggests, wiping his hands clean with a napkin. âlet me finish this first.â he nods as you hold up your half eaten pizza.
you and johnny sneak out through the back after you finish your pizza. âwhereâs the nearest hotel?â you whisper. âi did some research and the NEOs hotel is closest. we need to take a left and then just keep walking four blocks down.â
you groan, leaning against the wall and pushing your dress up. âwâwoah, here?â you glare up at him. âobviously not, you dummy.â you undo your heels and let out a relieved sigh.
you roll your eyes handing him your heels. âplease carry them for me? my feet hurt really bad.â he takes your heels and hooks then around his pointer finger. âa pretty princess should be carried when hurt.â he says in a prince-like tone.
âjump,â he says, lowering himself down a enough for you to jump into his back. âoh, shitâ!â he chuckles when almost falling forward. âsorry!â you hiss.
âalright, pretty princess. letâs go.â
after reaching the hotel and renting a roomâ he tossed you on the bed and threw his jacket on the single chair.
âiâve been hold this,â you look down at his crotch. a bumpâ a huge one. âfor so long. ever since i bumped into you and saw youâ god, you were mighty fine.â you giggle, pushing yourself off the bed.
âwould you like me to take care of that?â you ask, rubbing his bulge which makes him whimper. âpâplease.â he mutters in pain.
you turn him around and you push him on the bed. âmay i?â you ask and johnny looks down, nodding quickly when seeing you tug on his belt.
âoh, fuckâ what a relief.â he sighs feeling himself go free.
you tug on his jeans, pushing them below his knees and letting his dick spring out freely. âholy, youâre bigger than expected.â you gulp, grabbing him and then fisting him.
âfuck, princess.â he groans, running his hands down his face. âoh, fuck.â he grunts, feeling your mouth wrap around his dick. taking in his tip and licking under his tip.
âgod, youâre so good at this.â he heaves, propping himself up onto his elbows and watches as you swallow him. âoh, princess.â he moans, reaching down and pushing your head down.
âsuch a good girl.â you moan around his cock making him hiss. âiâm so close, princessâ?â you pull off making him whine a bit.
âget a condom.â you say, heaving with watery eyes.
you and johnny wake up to you and him being on the newsâ
âkpop artist, nct johnny suh. and solo singer, (y/l/n) y/n. found sneaking out of the met gala and going on a date at the pizza parlayâ then after, caught heading to a hotel together with y/n on johnny suhs back. here are some picturesââ
it was hell of a night.
and youâd do it again.
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bsd ramblings (season 5)
nikolai is my scrungo
bro canât live without his electronics omg that chronically online mf
dazai <3
HI RANPO I MISSED YOU
HI POE OMG KISS RANPOÂ
âyeah you helped out we donât have time for all your gloating right nowâ AWWW THEYRE IN LOVE
âtttttttttttttterrorist!!!â bro stutters more than wattpad y/n
WHERE THE HELL IS AKUTAGAWA I HAVENT SEEN HIM IN FOREVER
i love bsdâs intros omfg. the animation, the music, itâs amazingÂ
kunikidaâs hands said ânuh uhâ
bro has a massive hangover lmao
i love how the guys are fangirling
why is he a dilf
âno im not! iâmâŠyoung!â silly
atsushi has a fear of abandonment? moodÂ
HI AKUTAGAWA I MISSED YOU
dazai <33333333333333333
SHIN SOUKOKUUUUUÂ
dazai our he/they king
âa new generation of double blackâ YES WKNEIDNEJDSSHBEHDBE
âyouâre the trial for meâ thatâs what she (akutagawa) saidÂ
AKUTAGAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ATSUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
oh theyâre ok itâs fine. forgot we were going on anime rules
akutagawa has a lung disease?? damn. womp womp. L. roll better stats
i want to hug whoever made the season 5 intro. itâs my favoriteÂ
istfg if akutagawa actually dies iâm killing myself
HI BRAM. SWORD VAMPIRE MAN
AKUTAGAWA IS A FUCKING VAMPIRE NOW WTFÂ
why is vampirism kinda hot (iâm a sex repulsed asexual)Â
WHAT KIND OF SEMIPOP MUSIC IS PLAYING
dazai you silly babygirl
i am a fyodor/dazai bestie trutherÂ
nikolai is so fucking silly
âbecause i missed you, bestie!â how about boyfriend nikolai?Â
nikolai/fyodor
bram basically adopting the kid is amazing and i love itÂ
âthis is a fantastic opportunity, a true gift from heavenâ dazai you absolute suicidal mood
âiâm sleepy. take me backâ MOOD BRAMBRAM
the kid having trauma is a mood
brambram having an ipod is something i neededÂ
dazai/sigma besties
dazai dancing with his bestie is amazingÂ
HI KENJI I MISSED YOU
CHUUYA IS A VAMPIRE NOW?????
kenji having anger issues but appearing chill is a whole moodÂ
imagine fighting a dude and passing out like bros
âyouâre pretty sharp for a three year oldâ lmao dazai
is fyodor gonna die? dammit i liked that dudeÂ
DAZAI PUT SHOES ON I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR DOGS
dazai being manipulative is so fun to see. i love seeing the burnt wet cat being toxicÂ
âdo you want me to drown you in a bathtub?â âwhatâs a bathtub?â LMAO I LOVE THOSE TWO
damn childhood friendsÂ
is dostoyevsky a christian????? nah i refuseÂ
dazai, sigma, dostoyevsky, and nikolai are besties and commit every crime ever (except for like. animal abuse and rape and the shit they wouldnât do)Â
WAIT IS CHUUYA GONNA KILL DAZAI NONONONONKNSJENDUENWJFBWJCBEUCUENCUENDHBEUDHDHE
brambram and the girl are so silly. i love them (i donât ship them ofc donât get the wrong idea, parent and kid silly)Â
dostoyevsky said help me and went crazyÂ
split personality??? MOOD????
awww cmon i was hoping for did dostoyevskyÂ
âFUCK THAT REALLY HURTâ GOD I LOVE DAZAI
CHUUYA DONT YOU DARE KILL DAZAIÂ
DAZAI WINDSUBEIDBWDU WHDBSHWBDUE
NOOOOOOOOO
IM ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY OMFG OMWHDJWNDUW UB WE BEHXBEHDYEH
DAZAIIIIWJHEUDNSUCNDHD
ANIME RULES BETTER ANIMEÂ
I NEED DAZAI TO LIVE GODDAMMIT
MY WET CAT HAS TO LIVE
NIKOLAI STFU DAZAI IS DEAD
O S A M U D A Z A IÂ
SIGMA NOOOOOOOOOO
OH THANK GOD THANK GOD THANK SWEET BABY JESUS
MY BABYGIRL IS OKAY
âwho are you calling a dumbass??â CHUUYA KISS YOUR HUSBANDÂ
i love him <33333
PLEASE TELL ME SIGMA IS OKAY THOUGH
nikolai just say you have a crush on fyodorÂ
nikolai and fyodor commit tax evasion togetherÂ
bro got fucking stabbed by a girlbossÂ
the grey haired motherfuckers are gay your honor
WHY IS BRAM FUCKING STOKER HOTÂ
why the new villain kinda đłđł
SHIN SOUKOKUUUUUUU
boyfies explained by my moot (@duckduckgoose-exe):
Okay here are the amazing ships as different types of boyfies
Chuuya and Dazai: âI hate youâ means ily boyfies
Atsushi and Akutagawa: boyfailure boyfies
Ranpo and Poe: autism boyfies
Jouno and Tecchou: âyou fucking idiotâ boyfies
Nikolai and Fyodor: crazy but in the homoerotic way boyfies
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or... yk fucking abby with a strap...
omg i wanna fuck her so bad sheâs so sexy like
wanna dig her guts out <3 i feel like sheâs such a slut for getting hit from the back and not bc iâm a slut for getting hit from the back cmon guysđł
fuck owen i shoulda killed him my damn self but we moveđ
just imagine bending her over, forcing that arch in her back, pinning her down by the back of her neck as sheâs screaming for u to slow down aka fuck me harder!
her ass is clapping on the dick and her pussys so creamy on ur strap and those gross gooey sounds r filling the room as the headboard bangs on the wall⊠shes such a nasty whore
fucks herself back on u like itâs her fucking day job!! she knows how to work dick so good!! n she has such pretty moans and screams like omg every time she yells out sâtoo deep! a fairy is born đŻđŻ
cries fat tears when u yank her back up by her hair <33 sheâs so cute
wanna make her eyes roll back so badddd
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Okay, okay good. So.
Ehem
imagine being babyâs bestie. Like, inseparable. Youâve been there for years.
but over time, you start to notice small..attractive things about Otis. Like how his hands look when heâs working on his art. How his eyes crinkle a little when he goes on his rants, and so much more.
over time, Otis notices youâŠstaring at him, but itâs not the stare heâs used to, itâs more of a stare of appreciation..sometimes lust cause cmon, how could you not imagine how he gets in bed. If heâs rough, or more slow and sensual. ( already know the answer, but we can hope and dream)
Thatâs about it for now :3
my brain is still full but I have to go to work, cya later, dear writer of mine!
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!! Oh, I'm insane over this.
Just knowing each other so well that all it takes is a look for the other to know what you mean - being used to his rants, being used to his grumpyness and seeing beyond that... And the same for you; he's used to all sides of you, and despite knowing you for years, he still wants to see and know you more.
Watching and admiring him... He needs a love who is terribly devoted to him, and he'd do so much stuff just because he knows your eyes are on him. He likes it. Making little quips and jokes here and there, bumping into you 'by accident', gesturing more while he talks... I'd also see him walk around shirtless around the house a lot, but perhaps that's just me.
The idea of sitting at the table for lunch, or chilling in the shade out back, and your mind is drifting off, watching him do yard work, or sketch something, and soon you're thinking of all the ways he could make you feel good - and he returns your stare, grinning as if he knows đł
Imagine, that after a while, this drives him crazy, and he is already flattered by you, but he want to see how far you'll go, so he holds back on making the first move. He's mean like that đ. BUT! He has a romantic side too - by which I don't mean heart shaped chocolates or romantic seranades, but romanticism is at his heart and he has his own, very strong, ideas of romance that inform decisions when it comes to his love. Sensual sex is definitively on the table ^^.
Lowkey I think Baby would be annoyed? She'd love it too, but if Otis starts hogging you too much, she won't hesitate to let him know hahah.
How was your day at work? I hope it was good, make sure to eat well ^^
Please return and share more of your genius brain đ„șđ
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Pre 2, gen 2 3 8, love 3
LOVING THIS EMOTE RENNY TY for blessing my eyes đ«¶
tho it is now ashace hour so. đł
LOTS OF STUFF UNDER CUT!!! INCLUDES ART
ASK GAME HERE!
PRE-2.) What was their first impression of each other?
âPfft. Ashi was soooo boring at firstâ Always âDonât mess around!â or âRiddleâll have your head for that!ââ
ââŠWas she wrong? Uhhhhh⊠Anyways!â
Ace found Ashi too similar to Riddle for him đđ which TBH was an exaggeration
he found that she was a party pooper because she would always warn him before he did something stupid, but she was really fun to tease which made up for it <33
âAce was a meanie, TBH. Like fun, yeah, but kinda annoying too! Though I gotta give it to him, I respect the guts to speak up to his dormhead like that.â
Ashi found Ace annoying too, and unreasonably mean đ but she was able to tolerate him, plus he was her only friend (apart from Grim) in the beginning 𫶠She also admired his ability of standing up for himself and others when he recognized something wack
GEN-2.) Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like?
âA date? Ahh, now that I think about it, I donât think we really had a FR one? I think our hangouts eventually faded into dates⊠Besties to lovers, amirite? Haha!â
LIKE ASHI SAID the line between besties and S/O is INCREDIBLY thin between them đđ so they never really had an official first date, but it was probs going out to get tarts or just hanging out in their secret garden at heartslabyul <3
GEN-3.) What was their first kiss like?
âShhh! Listen, Ashi doesnât know about this, but⊠Our first was technically before we started dating. She was fine with it! ...Iâm pretty sure? Who the hell even sleeps while leaning on their âfriendâ like that, huh?! It was bound to happen! W-Well actually, it wasnât even a real kiss, just on the foreheadâ Gah! Whatever!â
Ace and Ashiâs first kiss (a kiss on the forehead) happened during Book 5, in the practice room <3 Everyone had gone out in the period where Deuce and Epel left, leaving the two of them alone đłđłDuring this while they were doodling in Ashiâs notebook together, she happened to fall asleep on Ace and he just kinda. sat there like đł
He claims that, âThe vibe got a hold of me and then next thing I knew, I tucked her hair behind her ear and freaking!!! KISSED HER ON THE FOREHEAD.â another person claims to have walked in on Ashi waking up and Ace screaming <3
GEN-8.) Who gets jealous easier?
âHa! You seriously think the guys at NRC have a chance at stealing my girl? Pfft, cmon. Theyâre all ugly losers! They got no shot! Unlike me~â
ACE 100% LIKE obvs ashi has her jelly moments BUT? sheâs a charming pretty and charismatic girl in an all boys highschool of course sheâs gon get people crushing on her 24/7 đđ
not to mention Ashi is Aceâs partner in crime, rival, bestie and girl so he has a LOT to lose w her đ def the type to side eye and put his arm around her in attempt to drag her away
LOVE-3.) How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA?
âCuddling with Ace is super cozy, actually! Itâs always so fun and warm, it never gets oldâ Eh, is my face heating up?â
SLEEPOVERS EVERY WEEK W THESE TWO (unless itâs a busy week or someoneâs overblotted again đ) I think it just naturally happens whenever theyâre both on a couch/bed and watching a movie or playing games together <3 so pretty often for cuddling Iâd say
PDA THO..... I think ace would do it purely to flex that âHA I GET BITCHESâ and Ashi would also participate despite getting HELLA flustered đđ pre-relationship they already were pretty close physically but when dating they hold hands a LOT more often (like all the time) and just lean into eachother a lot đł plus the smoochies
it may happen on accident w/o them acknowledging that itâs PDA tho đđ
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Card Collecting Chaos
Weiss: âWalks into Altas dormâ
Ruby: YYYEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!
Blake: âCovers Earsâ
Yang: âWakes up from napâ
Weiss: You dolt, whatâre you screaming about?!?!
Ruby: I finally got it!
Ruby: Remember when our team and Team JNPR were asked to be in that card game.
Yang: That hunters card game?
Ruby: Yeah, it took me so long but I finally got one of my cards.
Ruby: âHolds Cardâ
Ruby: Look.
Ruby Rose:
Leader of Team RWBY
Semblance: Petal Burst
Weapon: Crescent Rose
When your team is below 35% of HP, Rubyâs semblance causes your turn to always be first, use this wisely.
Yang: You should have just asked for a copy of your card like the rest of us.
Ruby: Yeah but this feels more satisfying.
Ruby: âShuffles through card packâ
Ruby: Oh hey look, hereâs Jauneâs card.
Ruby: âHolds up cardâ
Jaune Arc:
Leader of Team JNPR
Semblance: Aura Amplification
Weapon: Crocea Mors
When Jauneâs semblance is activated your teams total damage is reduced by 25% damage and on rare occasions, 50%.
Yang: âWhistlesâ
Yang: Vomit Boy looks good here.
Blake: Well heâs certainly⊠grown.
Weiss: Hmmm.
Blake: You okay there Weiss?
Weiss: Yes Iâm perfectly fine.
Weiss: I think Iâm going for a stroll.
Ruby: Oh cmon you just got back from training.
Ruby: Besides donât you wanna see what cards I got, I mightâve gotten one of your cards.
Weiss: Only you would be excited about something so childish.
Weiss: âLeaves Dormâ
Ruby: Sucks for her.
âThe Next Dayâ
Weiss: âSitting in cafeteriaâ
Nora: Noooo.
Nora: âSlumps on tableâ
Ruby: Take that Nora, Jauneâs card is so good.
Nora: Canât believe you got one of his cards, I got one of his rare ones a few days ago.
Ruby: Oh show me.
Weiss: âGlances at cardâ
Weiss (Thinking): He looks so handsome.
Weiss: âShakes Headâ
Weiss (Thinking): What am I thinking.
Weiss (Thinking): Iâm not falling for tall, blonde, and scraggly.
Weiss (Thinking): Even if he isnât so scraggly anymore.
Ruby: Earth to Weiss.
Weiss: Huh.
Ruby: Weiss are you okay, your turning red?
Weiss: Yes Iâm completely fine.
Weiss: I merely forgot something in our dorm, Iâll be quick.
Weiss: âLeaves Cafeteriaâ
Ruby: I wonder if sheâs caught a cold?
Nora: I donât care I want a rematch.
Ruby: Oh your on.
âTeam RWBYâs dormâ
Weiss: âWalks back into dormâ
Yang: Sweet, my deck is sure to destroy Rubyâs
Weiss: You collect those cards too?
Yang: Yeah, check it, I got one of Vomit Boys cards.
Weiss: âLooks at cardâ
Weiss: đłđłđł
Yang: Imma challenge Ruby.
Weiss: Excuse me Yang, where did you get your cards?
Yang: You can get them at any grocery or toy store.
Weiss: Thank you.
Weiss: âLeaves Roomâ
âToy Storeâ
Weiss: âWearing a pair of sunglasses, a blue hat, and a black trench coatâ
Weiss: âLooks through card packsâ
Weiss: âGrabs Packâ
Weiss: This look promising.
âCash Registerâ
Cashier: That will be 3 lien maâam.
Weiss: âHands cashier lienâ
Cashier: Thank you have a good day.
Weiss: âOpens Packâ
Weiss: âShuffles through small deckâ
Weiss: âGroanâ
Weiss: I guess I could buy another pack.
â5 Minutes Laterâ
Weiss: No harm in trying again.
â5 Minutes Laterâ
Weiss: I should buy more than one pack.
â15 Minutes Laterâ
Weiss: How hard is it to look for a specific card.
â30 Minutes Laterâ
Weiss: âOn ATMâ
Weiss: Iâm sure Winter will understand.
âWithdraw money from accountâ
â1 Hour Laterâ
Weiss: J-Just one more pack.
Cashier: Maâam you bought our entire stock, w-we donât have any more.
Weiss: Hmph, fine Iâll take my business elsewhere.
Cashier: Wait a minute are you Weiss Schnee?
Weiss: NO.
Weiss: âQuickly walks out of storeâ
âThe Next Dayâ
Weiss: âOpening cards on deskâ
Winter: âSlams door openâ
Winter: WEISS SCHNEE
Winter: Would you care to explain why I was informed that 50,000 lien was withdrawn from my account.
Winter: I understand you were cut off, but what on Oumâs name are you buying?!?!?!
Weiss: 17,000 Cards.
Winter: Excuse you.
Weiss: 17,000 cards, Winter.
Winter: I-I donât seem to follow.
Weiss: âSlowly Laughingâ
Weiss: 285 Cards of Ruby.
Weiss: 781 Cards of Ren.
Weiss: 1,096 Cards of myself.
Weiss: And over 10,000 cards are of huntsmen I donât even know.
Weiss: âLaughs Louderâ
Weiss: But finally after hours, I finally have a card if that dunce.
Weiss: âReveals herself in a sleepless stateâ
Weiss: So what did you want to talk about dear sister?
Winter: âŠ..
Winter: I-I-I donât have the skills necessary to talk to you about this.
Winter: Iâll see myself out.
âThe Next Dayâ
Weiss: âSitting looking at cardâ
Jaune: Hey you got one of my cards.
Weiss: âJumps out of seatâ
Weiss: Donât scare me like that.
Jaune: Didnât think you would like these.
Weiss: Well Ruby mentioned them the other day and I took an interest.
Weiss: It took an eternity together a copy of your cards but I was able to match.
Jaune: An⊠eternity.
Weiss: Yes I spend so much lien trying to get on.
Jaune (Concerned): How much?
Weiss: Letâs just put it nicely and so it was a very generous amount.
Jaune: Weiss you didnât have to spent this much on a card, especially on this one I mean this is just a common one.
Weiss: Iâm sorry.
Jaune: You see this one the corner of the card.
Jaune: That âCâ means common, there are different rarities for cards like common, rare, super rare.
Jaune: You probably couldâve gotten this card for 5 Lien on Schneebay.
Weiss: âŠâŠâŠ.
Jaune: Weiss?
Weiss: Jaune, will kindly leave the room for a minute?
Jaune: Uh, sure.
Jaune: âLeaves Roomâ
Weiss: âŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ.
Weiss: MOTHERF**KER!!!!!!!!!!
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v11: Is she, you knowâŠđ
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ZephGoWoosh: GUYS GUYS GUYS I FOUND PRETTY WOMAN IN CAFE USNSUSIAJWGEUEVISNSISđłđłđ«
* ZephGoWoosh sent a photo
-> The photo is of a beautiful woman with pale skin and light brown hair sitting on a table in a café, midway to drinking from a mug, eyes focused on her laptop
WtfEliseo: sheeeeeesh hello ma'am đ©đ€
WtfEliseo: u gonna talk to her or not
WtfEliseo: bc I will come over and ask her out if you dont
ZephGoWoosh: do NOT i saw her first bitch
WtfEliseo: the more you say it the more I wanna do it
ZephGoWoosh: ffs đđđđ
PapaWeylyn: Wait a minute
PapaWeylyn: I know her
WtfEliseo: AYO? đđđ
ZephGoWoosh: Weylyn got an ex? đđđ
PapaWeylyn: You guys wish I have an ex ;w;
PapaWeylyn: She's a friend... kinda
ZephGoWoosh: KINDA???
ZephGoWoosh: bro who was she to you??? đđđ
WtfEliseo: spill the tea damn it we want answers
PapaWeylyn: She's a frenemy...! Of sorts
ZephGoWoosh: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'OF SORTS'???
ZephGoWoosh: HOW BAD IS YOUR HISTORY WITH HER???
PapaWeylyn: IT'S COMPLICATED I'M SORRY! (;ÂŽàŒàș¶ĐàŒàș¶`)
WtfEliseo: just *how* complicated cmon man 1-10 tell us
PapaWeylyn: 7
WtfEliseo: oh that aint too bad
ZephGoWoosh: how is a 7 not too bad đđđđ€š
WtfEliseo: my standards are beyond ur mortal comprehension PEASANT
ZephGoWoosh: bitch đđđđđđ
WtfEliseo: đđđđ
PapaWeylyn: If you guys have plans on dating or befriending her just... don't. I don't recommend it.
ZephGoWoosh: but why tho
ZephGoWoosh: you never told us the reasons đđđ
PapaWeylyn: JUST TRUST ME
PapaWeylyn: WHEN DID I EVER BREAK THAT?
ZephGoWoosh: BUT PRETTY WOMAN đ„Čđ„Čđ„Č
PapaWeylyn: NO ĂČ_Ăł
ZephGoWoosh: LET ME BE GAY WEYLYN PLEASE
ZephGoWoosh: I JUST WANNA KISS THE LADY LIPS đ« đ« đ«
WtfEliseo: bruh u dont even know if she is gay
WtfEliseo: how can u be sure that she'll kiss u if u ask đ€š
ZephGoWoosh: ...
ZephGoWoosh: Weylyn is she gay or even remotely queer? đđ
PapaWeylyn: Iâ Ć_Ć
ZephGoWoosh: ... is that a no? đ„Čđ„Čđ„Č
PapaWeylyn: I'm not gonna even confirm it to you ( ïżŁ-ïżŁ)
WtfEliseo: fucking cackling rn lmao
ZephGoWoosh: STFU IM TRYING TO GET A GIRLFRIEND AND YOURE LAUGHING AT ME?!?!
WtfEliseo: tbf u cant get a partner to save a life
ZephGoWoosh: BITCH I WILL STRANGLE YOU
WtfEliseo: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY VEL DELLE
ZephGoWoosh: OH I WILL DE LOUGHREY
PapaWeylyn: Please noâ
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