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coulson-is-an-avenger · 2 years
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honestly never gonna forgive the arcane fandom for lusting over silco to hell and back when Sevika— cocky smiles, exuding confidence, cool ass cape, several sexy scenes covered in blood, gorgeous voice, reveals flash moments of surprising tenderness, highly capable and cunning, wears a crop top over her goddamn six pack Sevika is Literally Right There
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tlouadditc · 2 months
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can you please write about ✂ with Abby😳💖💖💖
oh my god. yes. [small drabble since im just starting back!!]
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warnings: 18+ [MINORS AND MEN DNI], reader x abby, scissoring [duuuuhhhhh], short story w/ no background, no established relationship, rushed ending, idk what else atp.
despite popular belief, abby prefers scissoring. something about skin to skin contact with you, bumping your clits together vigorously, only focusing on your orgasms- it's intimate.
the first time you scissored her wasn't awkward at all; abby let you get on top, let you pick the pace, and guided you a little when you got tired. her care for you was something you never experienced before, something that made you 100x more comfortable with her.
"mmfuck- abby," you breathed in between kisses, your clothed pussy grinding against her pelvis, hands gripping at her toned biceps. her hands traveled up and down your sides, lifting up your oversized shirt and revealing your soaked panties. the room was hot, only noises heard was the heavy breathing and wet kisses shared between the two of you. her eyes, dark and heavy-lidded, stared into your soul.
"what's wrong, baby?" she asked, a hand travelling down to your hip, guiding you as you whimper helplessly. "what d'ya need?"
moments later, you two were in the middle of the living room, on the couch, heavily panting as the sound of wet squelches and skin slapping fill the room to the brim. sweaty bodies atop of each other, small moans leaving both of your mouths. "jus' like that, cmon," she moaned, one large hand on your hip, rocking you in just the right places. your head is fuzzy, no thoughts, no worries, just focusing on the feeling in between your thighs. one of your hands grip onto her leg, leaving a hand mark; the other holding onto the couch for dear life. "so fuckin' pretty," she whispers, a hand coming up to caress your tit. "say you've never done this before but-" her head tilts back, cutting her sentence off with a loud groan. she guides you to go faster, juices spreading all over your heat. your legs are getting weak, the feeling becoming overbearing as you reach your climax. "cumming already? fuck, you're perfect," she coos. all you can do is hold onto her while riding out your orgasm. she talks you through it, praising how good you are to her. "good girl.."
not soon after, she does the same, using your sensitive bud to get her off. you lean down and leave wet kisses all over her body, lipgloss marking your territory. her chest moves up and down as she comes to her senses, body still trembling from pleasure. "that was.." she starts, but she ends up just giggling, looking at you laying on her bare chest. her laugh is contagious, causing a small abruption of laughter in the room. you both lay there, feeling closer than ever.
a/n: yay no hiatus anymore! i hope i dont jinx that. anyway hope this was good and im excited to get back into writing :p!!
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arminsumi · 6 months
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you eavesdrop on gojo talking about you to geto in the library
note : lol look at this goofy ass gojo draft i found đŸ€­ u know... womanizer gojo having a soft spot for u
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"and her voice, when she says my fucking name? dude, literally gives me those tingles... you know those tingles??? it drives me insane. i can't deal with it. i've gotta make a move or i think i might actually die (lol)." gojo's voice sounds so raw with enthusiasm and excitement.
you smirk. lurking in the book aisle nearby. they're sat at a big round white table in the library.
(blablabla, chatter chatter, murmur murmur)
"hey satoru~!" you come around the corner.
his sunglasses nearly slip off as he jumps like a frightened bunny; this is his visceral reaction to you appearing and saying his name.
"h—ey! 😳" his voice cracks badly like he's still going through puberty, and he's struggling to give you his iconic cocky smirk.
(asks you out in front of your friends)
"NO NO NO" your girls pull you away, and you giggle. "not satoru, no way. satoru, you stay away from our babygirl y/n!!"
"ah cmon." he winks, now composed. "you guys are so mean to me." he clutches his chest and you watch the tendons in his big hand flex. it feels similar to seeing abs, for some reason. his hands are just so fucking attractive.
"he's a heartbreaker, baby, ignore him." your friend says to you with full earnesty.
geto laughs, because it's true; his best friend is a womanizer, and everyone knows it but loves gojo satoru despite the fact.
"call me 😉" gojo bends low to meet your ear and whispers this into it sneakily as he leaves the library. he slips right past your friends.
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dizscreams · 11 months
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Could do a tara carpenter x fem reader
Tara keeps unknowingly friend-zoning r. R can’t take it anymore
*she feels her heart breaking every time tara is flirting with chad despite it being playful and them not having feeling for each other. R is being petty toward them and it makes tara wonder why her “friend” is mad about.*
She decide to move on and go on a date with someone *she is tired of trying and failing at giving hints to tara that she likes her* tara notice her on date with a person and gets a weird feeling even though she doesn’t know why she feeling like this since she assume r has feeling for chad
Mindy helps/spells it out to her very oblivious friends that r loves her *which make tara have a “oh s**t” moment* and have Mindy be her wingwoman to get the girl
Idk why I feel like tara has a naive side to her and I just see her not noticing that r has been giving hints and she doesn’t get until Mindy just blurts it out and she just like “oh? Oh. OH!😳”
I wanna ruin our friendship PT. 1 — Tara Carpenter ★
part two here!
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PAIRING: Tara Carpenter x Fem!reader
SUMMARY: Tara can’t get a hint fr, reader gets hurt and Tara gets hurt, this fic is long I’m so sorry. BUT ITS FLUFF DONT WORRY And I suggest looking at the request I’m too lazy to rewrite a really summary
A/N: i love this idea sm đŸ€­
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You sat across from Tara while she sat next to Chad. They were flirting again like they always were and you glared at Mindy and Anika from where you sat for giving you the confidence to come tonight.
The whole group had planned a dinner at a nice restaurant, and Danny was paying. The reason you hadn’t wanted to go was because you’ve had this enormous crush on your best friend, Tara, for ages now, but she never seemed to reciprocate your feelings. Her and Chad were always flirting when you guys were hanging out.
You had tried flirting with Tara like your friends told you but Tara just brushed you off! She was always friend zoning you, maybe you should get the hint. They like each other, right? They’ve got to. But then why was Tara always flirting with you when you guys were alone? It didn’t make any sense but you pushed your thoughts away and messed with the food in front of you as you listened to Tara and Chad’s conversation.
“You’re pretty cute, you know that?”
“Yeah? You think so?”
“Mhm”
That mixed with the laugh Tara let out, you wanted to puke. It wasn’t fair. Sometimes you thought Tara liked you but when Chad was there it was a different story, you just didn’t understand it. But you knew it was making you upset. Flirty comment after flirty comment you felt the grip on your fork get stronger.
How could she not know you liked her? You tried “putting yourself out there” like Mindy said, you tried giving her hints but nothing worked.
“Hey y/n, you okay?”
Snapping you out of your thoughts was Tara’s voice and that’s when you felt her hand on yours, trying to soothe you. “Yeah, I’m perfect,” you said giving her a sarcastic smile to which she furrowed her eyebrows at.
“What’s wrong? You don’t normally act like this.”
You scoff and what you wanted to say was, “Yeah sorry I’m not in the best mood when I’m seeing my crush and my best friends brother flirt with each other right in front of me” but you didn’t of course.
So you settled with, “I’m just not hungry, I guess.”
She wasn’t satisfied with that answer though.
“Cmon let’s talk outside.”
Before you could come up with an excuse Tara had made it to your side of the table and grabbed your hand, pulling you outside.
The cool air hit your face and Tara wasted no time in interrogating you. “What’s gotten into you?” She asked sounding concerned. “Nothing has gotten into me, I’m just tired. It’s been a long day,” you lied, “Why don’t you just go back to Chad?”
Tara was even more confused now. Why was one of her best friends upset with her? “Did I do something?” she asked. You shook your head, “No, I’m just gonna go home.”
You walked away, leaving Tara puzzled and a little hurt. She didn’t understand but you didn’t blame her, you didn’t understand yourself either. why were you pushing her away? why wont you just tell her? why are you so frustrated? Your thoughts raced as you walked back to your shared dorm you had with Mindy and Anika that luckily wasn’t too far of a walk and immediately jump on your bed. You begin to cry into your pillow as you thought of Tara and all the times you’ve tried flirting with her.
You two have always been close so physical touch wasn’t uncommon. You’d always hold hands or when you would have a movie night she’d lay on your shoulder and you’d have your arms around her. In high school when you guys had sleepovers you used to cuddle. One time when the group was hanging out for the night you two were alone and you almost kissed her, but Chad walked in.
You always compliment her, calling her cute or gorgeous. Pet names weren’t uncommon either, sometimes she’d greet you like, “y/n my love, you made it!”
The tears kept coming but you sat up and hugged your pillow and weakly attempted to wipe them away. Maybe it was time to move on, she was clearly interested in Chad more than you. It would hurt trying to move on, you feel like you’ve liked her forever, maybe you even loved her. But if the feelings weren’t reciprocated there was no point in trying anymore.
You looked at your phone and answered some texts from Anika before falling asleep.
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It’s been a few days since the dinner and you’ve been avoiding Tara. You honestly didn’t really notice until Mindy told you Tara was worried about you. However, you didn’t want to worry about her right now since you were getting ready for a date. You picked a simple outfit, a cute black shirt with some lace on it and jeans that fit you good. This was going to get your mind off of everything.
You had met your date at a cute little restaurant and you were enjoying yourself. The person was kind and funny but you felt off at the same time. They were sweet sure but there was something missing. You knew you wanted Tara to be the one you were one a date with, but you couldn’t help how things turned out. This was supposed to be good for you, so you pushed your true feelings down.
Tara was out with Quinn walking down the streets of New York. Tara always preferred the city when it was dark, the lights were much prettier. “Hey can we go in here real quick? I just wanna grab a coffee then we can head home,” Quinn said pointing to a cutely lit restaurant with roses out front. Tara nodded, “Sure, I’ll get one too.”
They went inside and took in their surroundings, it was quite a pretty place. Tara figured it was new since she hadn’t seen it before. Tara told Quinn her order and headed to a little bar by a window while Quinn went in line. Tara looked at all the couples passing by the window and she started fantasizing about being in a cutesy romantic relationship like that.
She was about to put her headphones on until she heard something, or someone. She heard you, she heard your laugh and she quickly turned around only to have her heart slightly break at the sight. She saw you with someone else, on a date clearly. They were attractive and you looked happy. You looked beautiful too, you always did. She wasn’t sure why it bothered her so much but it did. It hurt, but she couldn’t bring herself to look away.
Quinn managed to get Tara out of her gaze by tapping her on the shoulder, “Tara, you there?”
She quipped her head to the red head, “Huh? Yeah, I’m fine,” she gave a sad smile and Quinn tilted her head unconvinced. “What were you looking at?” Quinn asks, concerned for her friend. “Uh, Y/n’s here. It just caught me off guard you know? Lets go,” Tara jumped out of her seat and walked out the door and Quinn quickly followed her but not before getting a good look at you and your date.
When they got to their apartment Mindy, Anika, Ethan, and Chad were already there along with Sam and Danny. Tara had given them a small wave when she walked in but immediately went to her room and shut the door. “What’s up with her?” Sam was the first to ask. Quinn sighed, “She saw y/n on a date at a cafe we went to. She’s pretty upset about it and I’m not sure why. I thought she liked Chad,” she said shrugging.
Chad had a confused expression and muttered a ‘What? Me?’ And Mindy rolled her eyes, “She doesn’t like Chad! God, nobody around here can catch a hint, I’ll talk to her,” she said and got up from her seat with Anika, while Anika let out a small snicker.
Mindy softly knocked on the door, “T? You in there?” She heard nothing but a muffled ‘Yeah!’ on the other side of the door allowing her to open it. “Quinn told me,” Mindy said sitting down on the mattress while Tara sat up groaning, “I don’t get it. I kinda thought she liked Chad-“
“Chad!” Mindy yelled at the girl, “What do you mean Chad?! What is it with everyone and Chad today?!”
“Well, at dinner the other night she was upset and she said something about me going back to Chad or something,” Tara mumbled.
Now it was Mindy’s turn to groan, “Tara, oh my god! She likes you, you big idiot! She’s like in love with you and she’s been sending all these signals and she’s been calling me nonstop about how you don’t get any of them! You’re always flirting with Chad!” Mindy rambled and Tara’s jaw was on the floor. You liked her? No, you loved her?! Since when? She’s liked you for so long and you thought she liked Chad? She can’t blame you cause she thought you liked Chad.
Tara looked at Mindy wide eyed and processed everything that was just said to her. “Wait y/n thought I liked Chad? I flirt with him as a joke.”
Mindy sighed, “Well tell y/n that. Do you like her back?”
“Of course I do!”
“Then tell her!” Mindy said standing and Tara shot up from her seat on the bed and grabbed her phone. She shooed Mindy out of her room and called you and prayed you’d answer. Lucky for her, you did, cause you missed her more then she knew. “Hello? Y/n? I’m coming to your dorm right now can you meet me there, it’s important.”
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IM SORRY IT FEELS SO MEAN NOT ADDING THE CONFESSION BUT THIS SEEMED SO LONG I DIDNT THINK ANYONE WOULD WANT TO READ THAT MUCH 😭😭😭
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harlowhockeystick · 3 months
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OKAY OKAY OKAY coach sid coming into readers classroom, heated, because she failed one of his starters and he’s like “cmon thought you’re on my side, let him make it up!” and you wont cause duh that isn’t right, but sidney is still so furious and he keeps trying to get you to do something and right as students come in he goes “we’ll finish this later” and you’re like 😳 AND WHAT IF readers son is in that class period and he has no problem going up to coach before practice “dont ever talk to my mom like that”
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milfandh0ney · 1 year
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Girls’ Night (nsfw)
Pairing: Rebecca Welton x reader
Summary: when Keeley asked to include her friend from her school days in their girls’ night, Rebecca didn’t expect you
Warnings: 18+ minors DNI, public sex
Notes: first time writing Rebecca and I haven’t seen the second season 😳 anyway I didn’t try to do too much with it, just getting a feel for the character. ps I didn’t edit at all sry
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Visiting your hometown has never been your favorite thing to do, but sometimes it’s necessary, like when your grandfather retires and a large party is planned. When Keeley calls you, she’s quick to invite you out for a girls’ night after hearing you’re in town.
She texts you the address the day of, not giving any other details. The taxi tries to drop you off in front of the AFC Richmond stadium and you double check with the driver to make sure you gave him the right address until Keeley emerges from the double doors. Thanking the driver, you hurry out of the car to hug your longtime friend.
The hug is fierce and lasts for a good minute before she releases you. “Keeley! So good to see you. What are we doing here?” You ask in wonder, letting the smaller woman lead you into the building.
She smiles and blushes. “Oh, that! Rebecca is upstairs.” Keeley pointedly ignores your questioning glance, continuing to lead you through the hallways. You’re sure she never mentioned a Rebecca or anyone else during your phone call prior to this.
Your friend barrels through a set of double doors with you hanging off of her arm. Sitting at the clear desk on the other side of the room, a middle-aged woman looks up from her computer monitor. “Rebecca, this is the friend I was telling you about,” Keeley presents you to the blonde.
Rebecca smiles at you, clearly not surprised by your presence. “Yes, hello,” she stands to shake your hand. “I’ve heard so much about you.” She towers over you, your neck straining as you try to meet her eyes.
The woman is gorgeous. Her smile is charming and her eyes crinkle when she does. You’re stunned—Keeley kept her from you on purpose. Giving your friend a side-eyed glare, you speak for the first time since entering the office. “I wish I could say the same to you, but I haven’t had the pleasure.” Your eyes travel down Rebecca’s body, taking in her curves in her skintight black dress. That’s a pleasure you wouldn’t say no to. You think you catch Rebecca eyeing you the same way you were her, but you can’t be sure.
Before Rebecca can respond, Keeley is grabbing both of you by the elbows and leading you out the door. “Cmon, enough chit chat, our Uber is here.”
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Keeley anxiously checks her phone every ten seconds once you’re seated at the restaurant. It strikes you as odd, but your weird feeling grows when she only orders a water when the waiter comes around to ask though she urges you and Rebecca to have cocktails.
Your suspicion that something is amiss with your friend is confirmed when her phone rings, and exaggeratedly shouts into the speaker. “Oh no! That’s bloody awful. I’ll be right there,” Keely looks to you and the blonde with an apologetic smile. “I’m sorry ladies, Roy has an emergency and needs me, I’ve got to bolt!” Neither you or the older woman has a chance to respond before Keeley grabs her bag and is out the door.
You watch as she disappears, surprised that she would make up an excuse to not spend time with you. Mouth still open in shock, you turn to Rebecca. “Did that really just happen?”
Her expression is similar to yours, unsure what exactly Keeley’s plan is. “The cheek of that girl.” She chuckles and pauses, contemplating her next words. “We could stay, if you’d like.”
Just when you open your mouth to reply, your phone vibrates on the table. Glancing at the screen, it shows a text from Keeley.
Thank me later ;)
Rebecca was right—the cheek of that girl. Lifting your eyes, you see the older woman watching you. “Don’t tell me you have an emergency as well. Have I done something wrong?” Your companion looks adorably worried that she has offended you in some way.
Smiling, you place your phone facedown on the table. “Not at all, Keeley just texted to say she still wants us to have a good time.” If your friend was telling you that you have a chance with the beauty in front of you, you may as well try for it. It isn’t as if you’d see her around, you’re rarely in Richmond anymore.
The conversation between you two flows as easily as the drinks. Rebecca speaks of her plans for the football team and you tell her all about your academic career and how your PhD work is going. You found yourself lost in the sound of her voice and the poise of her stories, utterly enchanted by her. If Keeley actually planned this set up, she did a good job, Rebecca is your type to the letter. Tall, strikingly beautiful, well spoken, and at least a decade older than you. Other than those requirements, Rebecca is intelligent and funny, exchanging stories with you about Keeley and her antics.
The waiter comes back around, interrupting your story of Keeley getting in trouble for trying to set two of the teachers up together, not knowing they were married to other people. “Would you care for any dessert this evening?” He hands Rebecca the dessert menu who takes it eagerly.
She smiles up from the book to catch your eyes. “I’ve got a terrible sweet tooth if you can believe that.” Her perfect teeth biting a plump bottom lip catches your attention, your eyes unable to leave the sight. Her lips look like they taste just as sweet as the desserts she loves so much. A pink tongue darts from her mouth to wet said lips, leaving you breathless wondering what it would feel like on you instead.
Without averting your gaze, you respond. “Who doesn’t like a bit of dessert?” You drag your eyes from her mouth up to her piercing blue eyes. If she wasn’t interested, she could easily cast your flirting aside as friendly banter. If she was interested, she would no doubt catch your hint. She smirks, telling the waiter you would like a lava cake to share.
Rebecca sets her elbows on the table, resting her chin in one of her hands. The position accentuates the neckline of her dress, the deep v-cut immediately catching your gaze. “You know, when Keeley told me she was bringing a friend tonight, I wasn’t expecting someone quite like you. Someone so sweet and cute. Though Keeley does know I like all things sweet.”
Your breath catches and the waiter returns with the dessert and two spoons. The blonde picks hers up, trying the chocolate goodness. “Mmm,” she moans, sending a shockwave straight to your core.
She notices you staring at her. “Here,” Rebecca scoops up another bite while her other hand cups your chin to bring your face closer to her. “Have a taste.” Obediently, you open your mouth so she can feed you a bite of the lava cake.
As she lifts the spoon from your mouth, some of the fudgy center dribbles onto your chin. You move to wipe the chocolate from your face, but Rebecca is faster. Her thumb swipes across your bottom lip and licks it off of her finger. “Oh, let me help you with that in the bathroom,” she gestures towards the sticky spot left behind on your face.
Her hand hangs onto yours, guiding you to the restroom. Thankfully it’s a single stall, no one will interrupt you cleaning up. Rebecca carefully presses your back against the sink, almost too close. She uses a wet paper towel to dab at your mouth, one hand holding your jaw to keep you in the right position. You’re powerless to move, but you don’t think you’d want to anyway. There isn’t anything to look at but her concentrating on you.
The way her body presses to yours, tight and warm, makes your mouth go dry and your panties grow damp. Once satisfied she has removed all the chocolate, she throws the used paper towel in the bin and turns back towards you, catching you looking at her.
You watch her eyes darken in front of you. “Is there something you’d like, sweetheart?” She drawls, not backing up an inch. Not able to find your voice, you nod instead. Rebecca chuckles and bends her neck towards you, leaving minimal space between your mouths. “Is this it?” She husks. Nodding again, you close the rest of the distance, bringing the woman in for a searing kiss.
A hand grasps your hip and another cups the back of your head. Rebecca is a skilled kisser, making your knees weak and small whimpers breathed into her mouth. She chuckles darkly, amused by the effect she has on you. “You like that, do you?” She teases, leaning back in for another kiss without hesitation.
You swallow hard when she finally releases you for a much needed breath. “Fuck,” you moan, eyes closed, trying to control your body’s reaction to Rebecca’s touch.
“Hmm,” she hums, waiting for you to open your eyes back up before she continues. “Let me have you.” The hand that was in your hair trails across the front of your body until it reaches the waistband of your pants. “Can I?” Her fingers play with the clasp as she waits for your answer.
It isn’t even a question of what you want. It’s what you need. “Yes please,” you look up at her through your lashes.
The woman smirks, expertly undoing your pants and pushing them halfway down your thighs along with your panties. “How polite,” she teases, “I can’t deny such a pretty little thing after that, hm?” The pad of her forefinger dips between your folds, gathering some of your juices to circle your hardening bundle of nerves.
Rebecca touches you fast and hard, wanting you to reach your peak as soon as possible lest someone else knock on the door in need of the toilets. You gasp and moan, clutching at her bare arms for something to tether you to reality. Her wicked fingers work into you, not letting you catch your breath. “Do you like how good I feel inside you?” She whispers into your ear, leaning forward to better hold you up.
“Bloody hell, you’re good at that,” you breathe out, choking back a whimper as her thumb reaches up to toy with your clit. Feeling yourself clench around her, you know it won’t take long for you. “Please, I’m close,” you whine, almost begging for more.
“I know,” she whispers, thrusting into you faster. “Be good and keep quiet for me and cum on my fingers.” Your body responds to the commands before your mind does, cumming for her but moaning without remembering to be quiet. Her other hand clamps over your mouth, muffling your sweet sounds.
She gives you a moment to calm down, washing her hands before wiping a thumb under your eyelids to clean up the smudged makeup. Once she’s done, she takes a step back so she can regard you while you right your clothes. “Where are you staying tonight?”
You look up from your pants, unsure why she’s asking. “I was going to sleep at my mother’s,” you answer carefully.
She nods her head at you approvingly, passing her inspection. No one would be able to tell what activities you’d gotten up to in the restroom. “Come back to mine instead, I’m not done with you yet. I need to find out if you taste as sweet as you sound.”
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kylietellin · 3 months
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What I think the Curtis Gang's type is😳
DARRY CURTIS
This one is hard
I think someone with a skinny cheerleader bod
He prolly dated one in HS
Blonde or brunnette
Height rlly doesn't matter he's taller than most girls
Middle Class girl>>>
Eye color? idk it prolly doesn't matter that much to him
REFERENCE -> Rachel McAdams in Red Eye
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SODAPOP
Natural Blonde & Blue eyes
YES IT HAS TO BE NATURAL
That's what Sandy was like
REFERENCE -> Vanessa Hessler
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PONYBOY
Colored eyes
That doesn't mean just blue and green
Hazel, gray, etc..
He likes looking in them
BLUES would remind him of the sky on a sunny day
GREENS would remind him of emeralds and greenary
HAZELS & GOLDENS would remind of Johnny & that Robert Frost Poem
Hair doesn't matter
Likes his girls his type got to be a natural girl
"NoT lIkE tHe OtHeR GrEaSeR gIrLs"
wants someone to be able to listen to him and his feelings fully
you need to understand him
REFERENCE -> Brooke Shields
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JOHNNY
Wants any girl he can get fr
He's gullible asf when it comes to girls
Dallas tries to set him up with no personality girls, but it makes him feel a little off
Doesn't turn them down though
His true type is a pretty girl with a good personality
someone loyal
the outside doesn't matter too much, but the inside is what really matters
not expecting super model looking girls, wants wifey material
since he's POC (i think native american?), he'll also be keeping that in mind
its the 1960s cmon yall
REFERENCE -> Jessica Alba (she so pretty wtf)
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DALLAS
ugh.
He expects the prettiest girls
has a thing for brunettes/black hair
doesn't mean he doesn't indulge in the blondes though
the fake ones are his favorite
Sylvia had all different hair colors except red or other ones
blonde, brown, and black
he has had every flavor
even black girls
he doesn't care what they are they have to be "hot as hell"
Dream Girl REFERENCE -> Megan Fox
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STEVE
Idk i feel like Evie has short brown hair
he likes girls like Evie
while they're on and off, he might screw a blonde or smth, but his true type is brunette
REFERENCE -> Jodi Lyn O'Keefe as Taylor Vaughn
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TWO-BIT
we all know he loves blondes
with brown eyes, blue eyes, whatever, he LOVES blondes
Fake tan blondes are his fav
he doesn't actual date them, only fucks them..
All Girls Are The Sameℱ
REFERENCE -> Anna Faris
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henghost · 3 months
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Twig Liveblog for Arc 8
good arc! of course the main downside is the absence of mary and helen (and ashton i guess) 😭 you can't split the lambs up it's like sawing a child in half!!!!!
the main thrust, for me, was seeing how lillian and sy would work as a couple--it turns out the answer is: poorly. they do NOT belong together ‌ they are adorable though. i posted about it some but it is nice to see him happy and horny, albeit abnormally horny. that was an insane fucking scene where sy and lillian happen to catch emily and drake "in the act," it's written with such intensive detail, sort of a "primal scene" for the two. but it can only end in catastrophe. i said this in the last liveblog but it bears repeating: lillian's goal is literally to become an important figure in the institution that is oppressing, abusing, mutilating not only the lambs but like the entire civilian population. (that was another funny scene where lillian gets confronted about the atrocities of the akkkademy and she's like "erm akshually it's not as bad as you think, they were doing the best they could," like hmm where have i heard that one before 😐.) i certainly understand why they like each other, but cmon sy, GET OUT OF THERE!
i appreciated the sy/neojamie sections too. the chapter wherein neojamie reveals that there are secret codes in jamie's old notebooks was quite powerful. perhaps they could... i mean... i know there's baggage but wouldn't it be cute if they... jamie is sort of like young f!mauer if you think about it. anyway.
i find the idea of the "primordial experiments" interesting. they're dangerous, but i suppose the question remains as to whether they're dangerous in and of themselves or only dangerous because of the response from the academy they necessitate. that is to say, is it only life over which the academy can't exert control that is "dangerous"? yeah, i guess you could say i'm a mauerist. he's just so.... he's just like me fr fr (sexy).
i am also like the duke. i found his interlude fascinating: the intranobility conflict, the experience of being "superhuman," the description of the Twins (😳), and the vague threat against the lambs. it's hard to say which one he wants: my first thought was sy, due to the focus on "developing a new brain," but this could also apply to neojamie, who is after all a newer model. i'm excited to read more!!!!
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skinnywalker · 10 months
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Doric X Reader
Imagine R being like someone who researches and writes/draws down everything in their journal and when they meet Doric for the first time, she's in her owl bear form. Without knowing it's Doric, R is excited because it's the first time they're seeing a owl bear in person and they just NEED to write everything down so when they're looking for their book, doric changes back and everything is awkward for a moment and they're both just standing there like đŸ˜łâ€ïž
A rare sighting (Doric x gn reader)
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An owlbear runs through the woods, and on these woods no owl bear has ever appeared. So for a very new biologist like them they needed to see it in the wild.
They sprint down clutching their book and quill and dash after the owlbear. God it is fast.
The beast runs for nearly a mile and then stops.
They leans against a tree and start to draw the beautiful snow white creature. This is the best day of their life.
As soon as their quill hints the paper the owlbear shifts. It grows smaller and smaller to then stand as a ginger tiefling.
"Oh cmon on!"
The tiefling turns confused.
"You're not a real owlbear! My one chance is ruined!"
"You're one chance at what?"
They goan and walk forward.
"It's the first time a owlbear has come here and I don't have the money to go see one and I was going to document it."
"Oh, I'm sorry."
They sigh and start to leave.
"Hey wait! I can change back if you want, I can tell you about owlbears."
"Really? I have never gotten to study them and I've been wanting for years."
She smiles.
"Of course, now pull your pad back out."
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nctsplug02 · 2 years
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uhm

.a Johnny after party or met gala smut where’s there’s tension then get it on afterwards 😳😳😳 pls tyty ilysm
[7;30pm]
genre: fluff and mini smut
warnings: kissing, flirting, protected sex
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you chuckle, laughing with your manager before hearing a crowd of people call for you.
“y/n— right here!”
“over here, y/n!”
“look over here, y/n!”
“y/n— look over here, gorgeous!”
you turned and suddenly bumped into someone. “oh, crap.” the person says, turning around to see you on the ground laughing to yourself.
your manger and others rushed to your aid. “i’m fine, guys.” they pull you back up to your feet.
“i’m sorry.” the man apologizes, he was gorgeous. “oh, let me get that for you.” you notice he was talking about your hand purse on the ground.
“oh, no. it’s fine—?” the two of you end up falling on the ground together, laughing loudly after bumping heads.
“i’m so sorry.” he apologizes, holding his head. “no, im sorry.” you apologize, patting your forehead.
“ah,” he hisses and picks up your hand bag, standing up and then helping you up. “my big head hit you on the head— are you okay?” you nod, taking the hand bag from him. “here, let me see.” he lifts your chin and examines your face.
you blush. his face was so close to yours. “pretty.” he mutters, pulling away and grinning ear to ear.
“im y/n.” you stick your hand out.
“johnny. johnny suh.” he takes your hand and instead of shaking it, he lifts it to his lips and presses a kiss on the back of your hand.
you giggle, slowly taking your hand away.
“so—?” he starts but doesn’t finish.
“y/n! cmon, they need you over here!” your manager shouts, gesturing you to hurry.
“shit,” you turn to johnny. “that’s my que.” you sigh, lifting your dress off the ground. “yes, it is. i’ll see you around.” he winks and watches as you run off to your manager.
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“this is your seat, y/n.” your manager says, pulling the chair out for you. “okay, thanks margret.” she nods and walks off.
“ah, so we meet again.” you recognized the voice. you turn to see johnny. “johnny?” you giggle, turning your body towards him.
“hey pretty.” you blush again. “hey handsome.” you decide to flirt back.
johnny looks behind and chuckles, shifting in his seat uncomfortably. “your manager looks like she’s gonna kill me for talking to you.” you look back, chuckling when seeing your manager soften her glare.
“and, she’s coming.” he clears his throat.
“before you get called away again— can i have your number?” he asks, hand already in his pocket— ready to yank his phone out.
“sure.” you fish your phone out and switch with johnny, typing your number into his phone and handing it back. you grin ear to ear when seeing what he named himself.
jsuh
“thanks—“
“y/n, cmon. they want to interview you.” you stand up with a sigh, collecting your bag and phone together. “my feet are killing me.” you exaggerate, rolling your eyes and following your manager.
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“i’m just gonna run to the bathroom, margret—!” you wince when bumping into a firm chest. “i’m sorry— johnny.” you lightly chuckle.
“y/n?” he holds onto your arms after catching you. “i guess this is fate?” he smirks. “i guess so.” you lift and eyebrow, giving a fascinated grin.
“should we walk around? get away from your manager?” you giggle at his suggestion. “i’d love to but first, i really need to use the bathroom.” he nods and watches as you run off into the restroom.
about ten minutes, you come out, upset. “what’s wrong?” you jump at a deep voice. “johnny,” you huff, holding your chest. “well, i clearly can’t use the bathroom with this poofy dress and ugh, it’s nearly crowded.”
“hey,” he sighs, “how about we head out of here? go for.. i don’t know? a little drink? snack?” you giggle, hesitating if wanting to take his suggestion or to stay.
“well, i guess i could use a little snack.” you slightly roll your eyes, turning slowly and leading him out to the back.
“wait— is this the right—?” he stops being bumping into your behind. “shh, you don’t want the paparazzis to see us.” you whisper and then gesture him out as soon as it’s clear.
you and johnny sneak out to a pizza parlay which was just a few blocks down from the met gala event was held.
“gosh, johnny! you’re so funny.” you laugh obnoxiously loud, smacking his arm gently. “and you’re so.. pretty.” he says with a dreamy sigh.
“don’t tease me.” you push him, looking away with pizza still in your mouth. “but i’m not. i’m just telling the honest truth.” he scoots closer, his fingers brushing against yours before he tangles his fingers with yours.
“well, i’m done. how about we get a hotel together?” he suggests, wiping his hands clean with a napkin. “let me finish this first.” he nods as you hold up your half eaten pizza.
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you and johnny sneak out through the back after you finish your pizza. “where’s the nearest hotel?” you whisper. “i did some research and the NEOs hotel is closest. we need to take a left and then just keep walking four blocks down.”
you groan, leaning against the wall and pushing your dress up. “w—woah, here?” you glare up at him. “obviously not, you dummy.” you undo your heels and let out a relieved sigh.
you roll your eyes handing him your heels. “please carry them for me? my feet hurt really bad.” he takes your heels and hooks then around his pointer finger. “a pretty princess should be carried when hurt.” he says in a prince-like tone.
“jump,” he says, lowering himself down a enough for you to jump into his back. “oh, shit—!” he chuckles when almost falling forward. “sorry!” you hiss.
“alright, pretty princess. let’s go.”
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after reaching the hotel and renting a room— he tossed you on the bed and threw his jacket on the single chair.
“i’ve been hold this,” you look down at his crotch. a bump— a huge one. “for so long. ever since i bumped into you and saw you— god, you were mighty fine.” you giggle, pushing yourself off the bed.
“would you like me to take care of that?” you ask, rubbing his bulge which makes him whimper. “p—please.” he mutters in pain.
you turn him around and you push him on the bed. “may i?” you ask and johnny looks down, nodding quickly when seeing you tug on his belt.
“oh, fuck— what a relief.” he sighs feeling himself go free.
you tug on his jeans, pushing them below his knees and letting his dick spring out freely. “holy, you’re bigger than expected.” you gulp, grabbing him and then fisting him.
“fuck, princess.” he groans, running his hands down his face. “oh, fuck.” he grunts, feeling your mouth wrap around his dick. taking in his tip and licking under his tip.
“god, you’re so good at this.” he heaves, propping himself up onto his elbows and watches as you swallow him. “oh, princess.” he moans, reaching down and pushing your head down.
“such a good girl.” you moan around his cock making him hiss. “i’m so close, princess—?” you pull off making him whine a bit.
“get a condom.” you say, heaving with watery eyes.
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you and johnny wake up to you and him being on the news—
“kpop artist, nct johnny suh. and solo singer, (y/l/n) y/n. found sneaking out of the met gala and going on a date at the pizza parlay— then after, caught heading to a hotel together with y/n on johnny suhs back. here are some pictures—“
it was hell of a night.
and you’d do it again.
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shitpostingsystem · 3 months
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bsd ramblings (season 5)
nikolai is my scrungo
bro can’t live without his electronics omg that chronically online mf
dazai <3
HI RANPO I MISSED YOU
HI POE OMG KISS RANPO 
“yeah you helped out we don’t have time for all your gloating right now” AWWW THEYRE IN LOVE
“tttttttttttttterrorist!!!” bro stutters more than wattpad y/n
WHERE THE HELL IS AKUTAGAWA I HAVENT SEEN HIM IN FOREVER
i love bsd’s intros omfg. the animation, the music, it’s amazing 
kunikida’s hands said “nuh uh”
bro has a massive hangover lmao
i love how the guys are fangirling
why is he a dilf
“no im not! i’m
young!” silly
atsushi has a fear of abandonment? mood 
HI AKUTAGAWA I MISSED YOU
dazai <33333333333333333
SHIN SOUKOKUUUUU 
dazai our he/they king
“a new generation of double black” YES WKNEIDNEJDSSHBEHDBE
“you’re the trial for me” that’s what she (akutagawa) said 
AKUTAGAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ATSUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
oh they’re ok it’s fine. forgot we were going on anime rules
akutagawa has a lung disease?? damn. womp womp. L. roll better stats
i want to hug whoever made the season 5 intro. it’s my favorite 
istfg if akutagawa actually dies i’m killing myself
HI BRAM. SWORD VAMPIRE MAN
AKUTAGAWA IS A FUCKING VAMPIRE NOW WTF 
why is vampirism kinda hot (i’m a sex repulsed asexual) 
WHAT KIND OF SEMIPOP MUSIC IS PLAYING
dazai you silly babygirl
i am a fyodor/dazai bestie truther 
nikolai is so fucking silly
“because i missed you, bestie!” how about boyfriend nikolai? 
nikolai/fyodor
bram basically adopting the kid is amazing and i love it 
“this is a fantastic opportunity, a true gift from heaven” dazai you absolute suicidal mood
“i’m sleepy. take me back” MOOD BRAMBRAM
the kid having trauma is a mood
brambram having an ipod is something i needed 
dazai/sigma besties
dazai dancing with his bestie is amazing 
HI KENJI I MISSED YOU
CHUUYA IS A VAMPIRE NOW?????
kenji having anger issues but appearing chill is a whole mood 
imagine fighting a dude and passing out like bros
“you’re pretty sharp for a three year old” lmao dazai
is fyodor gonna die? dammit i liked that dude 
DAZAI PUT SHOES ON I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR DOGS
dazai being manipulative is so fun to see. i love seeing the burnt wet cat being toxic 
“do you want me to drown you in a bathtub?” “what’s a bathtub?” LMAO I LOVE THOSE TWO
damn childhood friends 
is dostoyevsky a christian????? nah i refuse 
dazai, sigma, dostoyevsky, and nikolai are besties and commit every crime ever (except for like. animal abuse and rape and the shit they wouldn’t do) 
WAIT IS CHUUYA GONNA KILL DAZAI NONONONONKNSJENDUENWJFBWJCBEUCUENCUENDHBEUDHDHE
brambram and the girl are so silly. i love them (i don’t ship them ofc don’t get the wrong idea, parent and kid silly) 
dostoyevsky said help me and went crazy 
split personality??? MOOD????
awww cmon i was hoping for did dostoyevsky 
“FUCK THAT REALLY HURT” GOD I LOVE DAZAI
CHUUYA DONT YOU DARE KILL DAZAI 
DAZAI WINDSUBEIDBWDU WHDBSHWBDUE
NOOOOOOOOO
IM ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY OMFG OMWHDJWNDUW UB WE BEHXBEHDYEH
DAZAIIIIWJHEUDNSUCNDHD
ANIME RULES BETTER ANIME 
I NEED DAZAI TO LIVE GODDAMMIT
MY WET CAT HAS TO LIVE
NIKOLAI STFU DAZAI IS DEAD
O S A M U D A Z A I 
SIGMA NOOOOOOOOOO
OH THANK GOD THANK GOD THANK SWEET BABY JESUS
MY BABYGIRL IS OKAY
“who are you calling a dumbass??” CHUUYA KISS YOUR HUSBAND 
i love him <33333
PLEASE TELL ME SIGMA IS OKAY THOUGH
nikolai just say you have a crush on fyodor 
nikolai and fyodor commit tax evasion together 
bro got fucking stabbed by a girlboss 
the grey haired motherfuckers are gay your honor
WHY IS BRAM FUCKING STOKER HOT 
why the new villain kinda 😳😳
SHIN SOUKOKUUUUUUU
boyfies explained by my moot (@duckduckgoose-exe):
Okay here are the amazing ships as different types of boyfies
Chuuya and Dazai: ‘I hate you’ means ily boyfies
Atsushi and Akutagawa: boyfailure boyfies
Ranpo and Poe: autism boyfies
Jouno and Tecchou: ‘you fucking idiot’ boyfies
Nikolai and Fyodor: crazy but in the homoerotic way boyfies
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s-4pphics · 11 months
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or... yk fucking abby with a strap...
omg i wanna fuck her so bad she’s so sexy like
wanna dig her guts out <3 i feel like she’s such a slut for getting hit from the back and not bc i’m a slut for getting hit from the back cmon guys😳
fuck owen i shoulda killed him my damn self but we move🙄
just imagine bending her over, forcing that arch in her back, pinning her down by the back of her neck as she’s screaming for u to slow down aka fuck me harder!
her ass is clapping on the dick and her pussys so creamy on ur strap and those gross gooey sounds r filling the room as the headboard bangs on the wall
 shes such a nasty whore
fucks herself back on u like it’s her fucking day job!! she knows how to work dick so good!! n she has such pretty moans and screams like omg every time she yells out s’too deep! a fairy is born 💯💯
cries fat tears when u yank her back up by her hair <33 she’s so cute
wanna make her eyes roll back so badddd
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myers-meadow · 1 year
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Okay, okay good. So.
Ehem
imagine being baby’s bestie. Like, inseparable. You’ve been there for years.
but over time, you start to notice small..attractive things about Otis. Like how his hands look when he’s working on his art. How his eyes crinkle a little when he goes on his rants, and so much more. over time, Otis notices you
staring at him, but it’s not the stare he’s used to, it’s more of a stare of appreciation..sometimes lust cause cmon, how could you not imagine how he gets in bed. If he’s rough, or more slow and sensual. ( already know the answer, but we can hope and dream)
That’s about it for now :3
my brain is still full but I have to go to work, cya later, dear writer of mine!
❎-
!! Oh, I'm insane over this.
Just knowing each other so well that all it takes is a look for the other to know what you mean - being used to his rants, being used to his grumpyness and seeing beyond that... And the same for you; he's used to all sides of you, and despite knowing you for years, he still wants to see and know you more.
Watching and admiring him... He needs a love who is terribly devoted to him, and he'd do so much stuff just because he knows your eyes are on him. He likes it. Making little quips and jokes here and there, bumping into you 'by accident', gesturing more while he talks... I'd also see him walk around shirtless around the house a lot, but perhaps that's just me.
The idea of sitting at the table for lunch, or chilling in the shade out back, and your mind is drifting off, watching him do yard work, or sketch something, and soon you're thinking of all the ways he could make you feel good - and he returns your stare, grinning as if he knows 😳
Imagine, that after a while, this drives him crazy, and he is already flattered by you, but he want to see how far you'll go, so he holds back on making the first move. He's mean like that 😔. BUT! He has a romantic side too - by which I don't mean heart shaped chocolates or romantic seranades, but romanticism is at his heart and he has his own, very strong, ideas of romance that inform decisions when it comes to his love. Sensual sex is definitively on the table ^^.
Lowkey I think Baby would be annoyed? She'd love it too, but if Otis starts hogging you too much, she won't hesitate to let him know hahah.
How was your day at work? I hope it was good, make sure to eat well ^^
Please return and share more of your genius brain đŸ„ș💗
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ashipiko · 1 year
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Pre 2, gen 2 3 8, love 3
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LOVING THIS EMOTE RENNY TY for blessing my eyes đŸ«¶
tho it is now ashace hour so. 😳
LOTS OF STUFF UNDER CUT!!! INCLUDES ART
ASK GAME HERE!
PRE-2.) What was their first impression of each other?
“Pfft. Ashi was soooo boring at first— Always ‘Don’t mess around!’ or ‘Riddle’ll have your head for that!’”
“
Was she wrong? Uhhhhh
 Anyways!”
Ace found Ashi too similar to Riddle for him 😭😭 which TBH was an exaggeration
he found that she was a party pooper because she would always warn him before he did something stupid, but she was really fun to tease which made up for it <33
“Ace was a meanie, TBH. Like fun, yeah, but kinda annoying too! Though I gotta give it to him, I respect the guts to speak up to his dormhead like that.”
Ashi found Ace annoying too, and unreasonably mean 😔 but she was able to tolerate him, plus he was her only friend (apart from Grim) in the beginning đŸ«¶ She also admired his ability of standing up for himself and others when he recognized something wack
GEN-2.) Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like?
“A date? Ahh, now that I think about it, I don’t think we really had a FR one? I think our hangouts eventually faded into dates
 Besties to lovers, amirite? Haha!”
LIKE ASHI SAID the line between besties and S/O is INCREDIBLY thin between them 😭😭 so they never really had an official first date, but it was probs going out to get tarts or just hanging out in their secret garden at heartslabyul <3
GEN-3.) What was their first kiss like?
“Shhh! Listen, Ashi doesn’t know about this, but
 Our first was technically before we started dating. She was fine with it! ...I’m pretty sure? Who the hell even sleeps while leaning on their ‘friend’ like that, huh?! It was bound to happen! W-Well actually, it wasn’t even a real kiss, just on the forehead— Gah! Whatever!”
Ace and Ashi’s first kiss (a kiss on the forehead) happened during Book 5, in the practice room <3 Everyone had gone out in the period where Deuce and Epel left, leaving the two of them alone 😳😳During this while they were doodling in Ashi’s notebook together, she happened to fall asleep on Ace and he just kinda. sat there like 😳
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He claims that, “The vibe got a hold of me and then next thing I knew, I tucked her hair behind her ear and freaking!!! KISSED HER ON THE FOREHEAD.” another person claims to have walked in on Ashi waking up and Ace screaming <3
GEN-8.) Who gets jealous easier?
“Ha! You seriously think the guys at NRC have a chance at stealing my girl? Pfft, cmon. They’re all ugly losers! They got no shot! Unlike me~”
ACE 100% LIKE obvs ashi has her jelly moments BUT? she’s a charming pretty and charismatic girl in an all boys highschool of course she’s gon get people crushing on her 24/7 😭😭
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not to mention Ashi is Ace’s partner in crime, rival, bestie and girl so he has a LOT to lose w her 😔 def the type to side eye and put his arm around her in attempt to drag her away
LOVE-3.) How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA?
“Cuddling with Ace is super cozy, actually! It’s always so fun and warm, it never gets old— Eh, is my face heating up?”
SLEEPOVERS EVERY WEEK W THESE TWO (unless it’s a busy week or someone’s overblotted again 😔) I think it just naturally happens whenever they’re both on a couch/bed and watching a movie or playing games together <3 so pretty often for cuddling I’d say
PDA THO..... I think ace would do it purely to flex that “HA I GET BITCHES” and Ashi would also participate despite getting HELLA flustered 😭😭 pre-relationship they already were pretty close physically but when dating they hold hands a LOT more often (like all the time) and just lean into eachother a lot 😳 plus the smoochies
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it may happen on accident w/o them acknowledging that it’s PDA tho 😭😭
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lokiarc64 · 2 years
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Card Collecting Chaos
Weiss: “Walks into Altas dorm”
Ruby: YYYEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!
Blake: “Covers Ears”
Yang: “Wakes up from nap”
Weiss: You dolt, what’re you screaming about?!?!
Ruby: I finally got it!
Ruby: Remember when our team and Team JNPR were asked to be in that card game.
Yang: That hunters card game?
Ruby: Yeah, it took me so long but I finally got one of my cards.
Ruby: “Holds Card”
Ruby: Look.
Ruby Rose:
Leader of Team RWBY
Semblance: Petal Burst
Weapon: Crescent Rose
When your team is below 35% of HP, Ruby’s semblance causes your turn to always be first, use this wisely.
Yang: You should have just asked for a copy of your card like the rest of us.
Ruby: Yeah but this feels more satisfying.
Ruby: “Shuffles through card pack”
Ruby: Oh hey look, here’s Jaune’s card.
Ruby: “Holds up card”
Jaune Arc:
Leader of Team JNPR
Semblance: Aura Amplification
Weapon: Crocea Mors
When Jaune’s semblance is activated your teams total damage is reduced by 25% damage and on rare occasions, 50%.
Yang: “Whistles”
Yang: Vomit Boy looks good here.
Blake: Well he’s certainly
 grown.
Weiss: Hmmm.
Blake: You okay there Weiss?
Weiss: Yes I’m perfectly fine.
Weiss: I think I’m going for a stroll.
Ruby: Oh cmon you just got back from training.
Ruby: Besides don’t you wanna see what cards I got, I might’ve gotten one of your cards.
Weiss: Only you would be excited about something so childish.
Weiss: “Leaves Dorm”
Ruby: Sucks for her.
“The Next Day”
Weiss: “Sitting in cafeteria”
Nora: Noooo.
Nora: “Slumps on table”
Ruby: Take that Nora, Jaune’s card is so good.
Nora: Can’t believe you got one of his cards, I got one of his rare ones a few days ago.
Ruby: Oh show me.
Weiss: “Glances at card”
Weiss (Thinking): He looks so handsome.
Weiss: “Shakes Head”
Weiss (Thinking): What am I thinking.
Weiss (Thinking): I’m not falling for tall, blonde, and scraggly.
Weiss (Thinking): Even if he isn’t so scraggly anymore.
Ruby: Earth to Weiss.
Weiss: Huh.
Ruby: Weiss are you okay, your turning red?
Weiss: Yes I’m completely fine.
Weiss: I merely forgot something in our dorm, I’ll be quick.
Weiss: “Leaves Cafeteria”
Ruby: I wonder if she’s caught a cold?
Nora: I don’t care I want a rematch.
Ruby: Oh your on.
“Team RWBY’s dorm”
Weiss: “Walks back into dorm”
Yang: Sweet, my deck is sure to destroy Ruby’s
Weiss: You collect those cards too?
Yang: Yeah, check it, I got one of Vomit Boys cards.
Weiss: “Looks at card”
Weiss: 😳😳😳
Yang: Imma challenge Ruby.
Weiss: Excuse me Yang, where did you get your cards?
Yang: You can get them at any grocery or toy store.
Weiss: Thank you.
Weiss: “Leaves Room”
“Toy Store”
Weiss: “Wearing a pair of sunglasses, a blue hat, and a black trench coat”
Weiss: “Looks through card packs”
Weiss: “Grabs Pack”
Weiss: This look promising.
“Cash Register”
Cashier: That will be 3 lien ma’am.
Weiss: “Hands cashier lien”
Cashier: Thank you have a good day.
Weiss: “Opens Pack”
Weiss: “Shuffles through small deck”
Weiss: “Groan”
Weiss: I guess I could buy another pack.
“5 Minutes Later”
Weiss: No harm in trying again.
“5 Minutes Later”
Weiss: I should buy more than one pack.
“15 Minutes Later”
Weiss: How hard is it to look for a specific card.
“30 Minutes Later”
Weiss: “On ATM”
Weiss: I’m sure Winter will understand.
“Withdraw money from account”
“1 Hour Later”
Weiss: J-Just one more pack.
Cashier: Ma’am you bought our entire stock, w-we don’t have any more.
Weiss: Hmph, fine I’ll take my business elsewhere.
Cashier: Wait a minute are you Weiss Schnee?
Weiss: NO.
Weiss: “Quickly walks out of store”
“The Next Day”
Weiss: “Opening cards on desk”
Winter: “Slams door open”
Winter: WEISS SCHNEE
Winter: Would you care to explain why I was informed that 50,000 lien was withdrawn from my account.
Winter: I understand you were cut off, but what on Oum’s name are you buying?!?!?!
Weiss: 17,000 Cards.
Winter: Excuse you.
Weiss: 17,000 cards, Winter.
Winter: I-I don’t seem to follow.
Weiss: “Slowly Laughing”
Weiss: 285 Cards of Ruby.
Weiss: 781 Cards of Ren.
Weiss: 1,096 Cards of myself.
Weiss: And over 10,000 cards are of huntsmen I don’t even know.
Weiss: “Laughs Louder”
Weiss: But finally after hours, I finally have a card if that dunce.
Weiss: “Reveals herself in a sleepless state”
Weiss: So what did you want to talk about dear sister?
Winter: 
..
Winter: I-I-I don’t have the skills necessary to talk to you about this.
Winter: I’ll see myself out.
“The Next Day”
Weiss: “Sitting looking at card”
Jaune: Hey you got one of my cards.
Weiss: “Jumps out of seat”
Weiss: Don’t scare me like that.
Jaune: Didn’t think you would like these.
Weiss: Well Ruby mentioned them the other day and I took an interest.
Weiss: It took an eternity together a copy of your cards but I was able to match.
Jaune: An
 eternity.
Weiss: Yes I spend so much lien trying to get on.
Jaune (Concerned): How much?
Weiss: Let’s just put it nicely and so it was a very generous amount.
Jaune: Weiss you didn’t have to spent this much on a card, especially on this one I mean this is just a common one.
Weiss: I’m sorry.
Jaune: You see this one the corner of the card.
Jaune: That “C” means common, there are different rarities for cards like common, rare, super rare.
Jaune: You probably could’ve gotten this card for 5 Lien on Schneebay.
Weiss: 


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Jaune: Weiss?
Weiss: Jaune, will kindly leave the room for a minute?
Jaune: Uh, sure.
Jaune: “Leaves Room”
Weiss: 




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Weiss: MOTHERF**KER!!!!!!!!!!
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v11: Is she, you know
💅?
ZephGoWoosh: GUYS GUYS GUYS I FOUND PRETTY WOMAN IN CAFE USNSUSIAJWGEUEVISNSISđŸ˜łđŸ˜łđŸ˜«
* ZephGoWoosh sent a photo
-> The photo is of a beautiful woman with pale skin and light brown hair sitting on a table in a café, midway to drinking from a mug, eyes focused on her laptop
WtfEliseo: sheeeeeesh hello ma'am đŸ˜©đŸ€Œ
WtfEliseo: u gonna talk to her or not
WtfEliseo: bc I will come over and ask her out if you dont
ZephGoWoosh: do NOT i saw her first bitch
WtfEliseo: the more you say it the more I wanna do it
ZephGoWoosh: ffs 😒😒😒🙄
PapaWeylyn: Wait a minute
PapaWeylyn: I know her
WtfEliseo: AYO? 👀👀👀
ZephGoWoosh: Weylyn got an ex? 👀👀👀
PapaWeylyn: You guys wish I have an ex ;w;
PapaWeylyn: She's a friend... kinda
ZephGoWoosh: KINDA???
ZephGoWoosh: bro who was she to you??? 👀👀👀
WtfEliseo: spill the tea damn it we want answers
PapaWeylyn: She's a frenemy...! Of sorts
ZephGoWoosh: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'OF SORTS'???
ZephGoWoosh: HOW BAD IS YOUR HISTORY WITH HER???
PapaWeylyn: IT'S COMPLICATED I'M SORRY! (;ÂŽàŒŽàș¶Đ”àŒŽàș¶`)
WtfEliseo: just *how* complicated cmon man 1-10 tell us
PapaWeylyn: 7
WtfEliseo: oh that aint too bad
ZephGoWoosh: how is a 7 not too bad đŸ˜đŸ˜đŸ˜đŸ€š
WtfEliseo: my standards are beyond ur mortal comprehension PEASANT
ZephGoWoosh: bitch 😒😒🙄🖕🖕🖕
WtfEliseo: 😍🖕🖕🖕
PapaWeylyn: If you guys have plans on dating or befriending her just... don't. I don't recommend it.
ZephGoWoosh: but why tho
ZephGoWoosh: you never told us the reasons 😭😭😭
PapaWeylyn: JUST TRUST ME
PapaWeylyn: WHEN DID I EVER BREAK THAT?
ZephGoWoosh: BUT PRETTY WOMAN đŸ„ČđŸ„ČđŸ„Č
PapaWeylyn: NO ĂČ_Ăł
ZephGoWoosh: LET ME BE GAY WEYLYN PLEASE
ZephGoWoosh: I JUST WANNA KISS THE LADY LIPS đŸ« đŸ« đŸ« 
WtfEliseo: bruh u dont even know if she is gay
WtfEliseo: how can u be sure that she'll kiss u if u ask đŸ€š
ZephGoWoosh: ...
ZephGoWoosh: Weylyn is she gay or even remotely queer? 👉👈
PapaWeylyn: I— ƍ_ƍ
ZephGoWoosh: ... is that a no? đŸ„ČđŸ„ČđŸ„Č
PapaWeylyn: I'm not gonna even confirm it to you ( ïżŁ-ïżŁ)
WtfEliseo: fucking cackling rn lmao
ZephGoWoosh: STFU IM TRYING TO GET A GIRLFRIEND AND YOURE LAUGHING AT ME?!?!
WtfEliseo: tbf u cant get a partner to save a life
ZephGoWoosh: BITCH I WILL STRANGLE YOU
WtfEliseo: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY VEL DELLE
ZephGoWoosh: OH I WILL DE LOUGHREY
PapaWeylyn: Please no—
* Group Chat has ended
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