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bucket-of-amethyst · 2 months
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Impulse finds out what good pussy sounds like stimboard ✨ 🧀 🐟 💕
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enbytown · 16 days
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personally i think it would be really funny if Danny Stoker encountered the fears without even realizing it while he was rapidly switching interests
like. sailing was one of the things he got into canonically. imagine if the lonely grabbed him and then spit hhim back out and he just went "huh." didnt think anything of it, and carried on. too focused on his next funky little hyperfixation
spelunking, mountain climbing, scuba diving, urban exploration. he probably could've gone through the whole LIST of fears and ccome out the other end and nobody would look twice at him. can you IMAGINE.
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shortystack75 · 10 months
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So uh. We gonna talk about how these were written for each other?
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anomycamps · 12 days
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Cjs dismissive "alright weirdo" is probably the funniest thing to happen in this season to me. I'm trying to figure out how to explain it its so funny
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qnpc04 · 3 months
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I CANT BREATHE .. imagine the 1/3 of your brain wakes up after spending like 7 hours with the 2/3 of it in HELL and then your best bud who you left in charge of your daughter just goes ‘yeah got lore’d on 😓’ and your children are GONE HFOSKDKDKSKSKDK
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the book of the lover and the beloved (c. 1300) - ramon llull
“my beloved: medieval babies” (talking about the guy below)
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slythereen · 6 months
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when you were WHAT 😃
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Pour one out for all the people out there who tried to make Caleb Wittebane the hottest white boy witch hunter this side of the 17th century only for his two biggest appearances to make him look like an actual corpse
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toddreblogslotf · 1 year
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william golding: jack merridew is ugly
the entire lotf fandom: what do you know? ur not william golding
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Watching the Jimmy, Tango and Skizz stream and I keep laughing at the dumbest things
But my favourite so far (not including nuts on a plate because that obviously is top tier) was Skizz RANDOMLY telling Jimmy IN DEPTH how to make a great dish irl, and the first step Skizz mentions is like "oh yeah get some avocado", its a whole avocado dish, and Jimmy listens going "mhm, yep, okay" to the WHOLE instructions, and then at the end goes "I don't like avocados"
I had to pause the video because it was so funny to me, I love these 3 together
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itsyourstarboy · 1 year
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Sam when Vincent asks him to heal Lovely: *grumpy Sam noises* I'm a vampire who's decent at healing magic, I'm not a healer anymore 😒😒
Sam when he hears Darlin needs healing: *swooning* a vamp with a knack for healing magic gets plenty of mileage as you might imagine 😏😏
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citrusbuds · 20 days
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ARE THERE PEOPLE GENUINELY THIRSTING OVER MR CLIFFORD HOLDEN ??
guys... dont do this to him guys hes divorced... h doesn know how to talk to people guys... /lh
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namestakenwhat · 2 years
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robin: knock knock
jonathan: who's there?
robin: robin
jonathan: robin who?
robin: robin' ur girlfriend away from ya
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phykoha · 9 months
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Thinking about how when I was a kid, I'd eat peanuts. Except I wouldn't take the nuts out of the shell. And I'd eat the shell.
As far as I remember, it was bomb and I loved it.
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nick-close · 5 months
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Hero probably owns a yaoi paddle in the year of our lord
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percabeth4life · 1 year
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Very stylish for about 98% of the fandom to just not vibe with Hermes casting
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