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Yesterday I learned that popcorn actually dates back thousands of years.
So it would be historically correct if in season 2, whenever Ed and Stede have A Moment, the camera would zoom out to reveal the rest of the crew watching them like this:
#our flag means death#ofmd#do we need things to be historically correct in this show?#absolutely not#but it's somehow funnier#lizluz
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Finally, a willing audience.
#creepypasta#Slenderman#ticci toby#panzart#digital art#if you somehow saw me post this to the wrong blog art first#no you didn’t#I’m not sure if it would be funnier for Slender to be completely lost right now#or following along perfectly
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Settle Down Batman
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I got impatient and started on Rolan before finishing Astarion's colours, woops
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 rolan#rolan#I wish there was the option to give him a hug after /that/ fight#Or even funnier on a return visit so Cal and Lia could do their sibling duties and heckle the shit outta Rolan#Also I wanted to fit it in somehow but couldn't make it work but off screen she's got her tail wrapped around his#rolan x tav#tav x rolan#my tav#sharky's tav#sharky art#tav: ember#oc: ember#rolan x ember
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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Tango makes a terrible, terrible face as he walks into Grian's new creation. Bit rude, he thinks that is, but whatever. Grian waves his arms out, getting ready to show Tango more than he'd shown him when the practice room was still in-progress, when Tango says:
"What did you do to it?"
"Huh?"
Tango shudders. He folds his arms over himself and looks at Jellie the ravager. "What did you do to it. To this place. Why is it... warm?"
"I mean, it's not really warm, see it's all white so it actually doesn't retain heat very well, even with the froglamps, so I had to do some work to make sure the temperature was appropriate for heavy physical activity while not risking frostbite the way the actual dungeon does, and..."
Grian trails off.
"The point is that it's mostly just, I don't know, mild temperature? Unnoticeable temperature? The fact you commented on it is weird."
There's a strangely echoing quality to Tango's voice as he steps back again, against the door to the practice room. "It's clean."
"Yeah. I mean, that's the aesthetic, isn't it? Wiped clean of everything but the ravager, the water, and the drowned. None of the distractions. Good for practicing, you know?" Grian squints. "You should like it. You said you'd like it. Wanted people to be able to practice so they'd do better at the dungeon."
Tango shudders again. "You've wiped clean the ravagers, too. I can't... touch her."
"What?" Grian says, baffled.
"What have you done to this place," Tango says.
"Listen, I won't have you insulting my clean room," Grian says. "I cleaned it of all the dungeon bits. It's nice and easy and white and understandable. I won't have you corrupting it."
Hm. Not sure where that one came from, he realizes. Probably a bad sign. He'd certainly guess as much from Tango, who is staring at him with something akin to horror.
In a voice that echoes like a card readout, Tango says: "You won't do this in the dungeon. You'll feed us what's left from this. Or I'll have to ask you to move it."
Grian rolls his eyes. "Geez, yeah, I won't touch the actual dungeon! I already broke the sound test room, I'm not breaking any really important redstone. Now, do you want to see the drowned dodging room or not?"
"I'm horrified to find out what happened to the drowned, if this is your ravager."
Grian looks between Jellie's blank stare and Tango and throws up his hands. "Nothing! I did nothing to her! I have no idea what you're on about!"
"It's like you bleached their insides," mutters Tango. "Bleached everything. It's not natural."
"Not natural? Like you're one to talk!"
"I need to know. Show me," Tango says.
"Right then. Take off your armor first, I don't want Jellie getting thorned or something, then let's practice some dodging and get in there. Then you'll see this is a perfectly normal set of eerie white rooms and leave me alone, right?"
Tango makes a face.
"I don't know why I bother. Honestly. You'd think I'd done something weird," Grian says, and then neither of them talk much, on account of the ravager trying to chew their faces.
#hermitcraft#decked out 2#a bee fic#grian#tangotek#tango voice: what the fuck. how did you do this to the dungeon. what the FUCK#grian voice: what could i have possibly done. i just bleached the entire thing of everything that gave it life and made it hollow.#tango voice: WHAT THE FUCK#anyway i love how OPPOSITE the aesthetic of the practice room is to the actual dungeon#and how that is still somehow terrifying#also this one’s funnier if you read it as being in the universe where tango was COMPLETELY eaten because then it’s decked out itself#just going ‘what the fuck’ real quietly on repeat#but you can also read it as a universe where decked out and tango are more mutually the same thing or communicate or whatever you want
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Gil-galad Variations, featuring all the gil galad theories i've encountered.
#silm#silmarillion#gil galad#gil galad son of plothole#<- best tag lol#personally i like the maglor theory#son of lalwen is probably my second favorite?#also that would make him the 16th known finwean grandkid#the aegnor/andreth peredhel variant is interesting#also i feel like when everyone meets him in valinor/the halls finrod would just look at aegnor like :/#finrod: 'if you were just going to ignroe my whole speech you could have at least told me so i could get birthday gifts for the kid!'#the russingon one looks very much like nerdanel lol#both the maedhros ones' hair is *just* dark enough to not cause a diplomatic incident#the elured/elurin one is really funny#like. hes 0% noldor not even related to finwe at all. like. theyre descended from different cuvienen families. they literally are 0% relate#he was raised by cirdan who is also 0% noldor#but he is somehow a better king of the noldor than like 90% of the previous ones#even funnier if hes Just A Guy#did they accidentally switch the real finwean baby? did they just grab a random kid and go 'oh well close enough'? who knows?#i think princess-faelivrin has a FAQ about the leading version of fin-galad (gil galad being finduilas)
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Can't be a dark urge if you ain't cute
#bg3#bg3 dark urge#bg3 durge#durge#dark urge#bg3 oc#dark urge oc#bg3 dragonborn#dnd#dragonborn#oc: spine#my ocs#my art#I love them so much#I somehow keep forgetting they're a monk#nothing funnier that a dark urge murdering with kicks and fists
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thinking about the random throwaway comment murph made about how riz has been tutoring just because in my heart i think it’d be both true to character & very funny if riz was an absolutely horrendous tutor. you’re telling me the stressed out kid with 5 million extracurriculars is going to be fully mentally present for a tutoring session? no. he thinks he’s explaining something and to the person listening he truly sounds like a flat solace conspiracy theorist with how little sense he’s making. after a certain amount of time if the kid he’s tutoring doesn’t understand riz just redirects them to adaine because she sells test answers. he’s responsible for three different rage outbursts and he doesn’t know because the second the session is over he’s already out the door for like. mathletes or whatever.
#yea i think he COULD be a good tutor but this is funnier to me#WAIT I’M SORRY ADAINE USES HER ORACLE POWERS TO GET TEST ANSWERS BUT SHE CAN NEVER PREDICT WHICH TEST THEY’RE FOR#IT’S LIKE GAMBLERS CHOICE TEST ANSWERS#fantasy high#dimension 20#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#riz gukgak#posting this because i have too many things in drafts#also random fic idea: riz somehow ends up tutoring bucky applebees & this is how he learns kristen’s little brother is just as crazy as her#just in a different way
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They're helping
#mash#mash 4077#hawkeye pierce#bj hunnicutt#Cementing Relationships#thought about giffing this but somehow it was much funnier to me like this#what are they DOING XD
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hitman joel x businessman (? not sure about this one but its what ive got) xb where joel was originally hired to kill xb but then xb kept wiggling his way out of every single attempt. and then joel's contract expires but he still keeps trying to kill xb because he wants to finish the job and he has a reputation to uphold here! who's going to hire a hitman who comically fails in every attempt to kill this one guy? and then he tries to befriend xb in disguise to figure out this guy's weaknesses. (xb knows the whole time but is extremely paranoid anyways and kinda wants to see where joel's going with this).
(featuring grian and the rest of the magic mountain gang as joel's hitman friends who bully him mercilessly, keralis as. well i feel like you can't write xb without a keralis. and hypno as xb's necromancer friend who raises him from the dead the few times joel actually Does manage to poison him or whatever)
#xbeans hitman au#actually it could be funny if xb was a retired hitman and thats why joel was hired to kill him#and why he has incredible aim with a shotgun + can catch joel's tricks#also its probably funnier if they can just die and come back in this au#or at least xbeans can#also scar is the necromancer in joel's camp#except he doesn't actually Know magic he just bullshits off of one of cub's tomes that he 'borrowed'#so he does the most unorthodox bullshit necromancy ever held together with duct tape and pixie dust and it somehow works#like if anyone else tried this it would backfire with horrendous consequences
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EPISODE OF ALL TIME
#I literally hollered reading through the script#somehow it’s funnier when it’s formatted like a textpost#idk why the nightmare one got me but it did#especially w/ the context of wilson unintentionally yet adamantly taking side ‘conversion therapy works’ later on#house md#greg house#gregory house#hilson#james wilson#house/wilson#hatecrimes md#remy thirteen hadley
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that one christmas where luffy and zoro do a little life-threatening activity
comic, modern au
#very late christmas comic#romance dawn trio#zoluna#yes its inspired by that one tbhk scene#was supposed to be a lunami comic#but zoro is. somehow there#and I thought its funnier with him#also who am i to pass on a chance to make rdtrio content?#zoro is a little goofy in this#one piece
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when the mics are hypnotic idk
#hypnosis mic#hypmic#i mentally blacked out for like a week and somehow wrung all of these out of my system#anyways .#ramuda amemura#gentaro yumeno#dice arisugawa#saburo yamada#jiro yamada#jyushi aimono#jiroshi#listen;; just two silly boys doing silly little things .......... i care them sm#also the context of the last pic is partially from that one arb event with jiro and a lost pig#the other part is amanda#....... it . it was funnier in my head HSHDBDF#hypmic memes#fanart#pls accept my offering o gracious hypmic community /hj#made by me :))
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the rock scene in the dnd movie is especially hilarious because of the sheer COMMITMENT. i completely missed simon and dorics conversation afterwards because i was so focused on the fact that you could still see a tiny regé jean page disappearing into the background bit by bit, for like an entire minute, still walking in a perfectly straight line
#i saw it twice and it was somehow funnier the second time#doric was telling simon how the world rests on his shoulders or something#and i was losing my shit over the tinyyy figure in the background STILL WALKING#dndhat#dnd movie#xenk yendar#IT WAS IMPROVISED TOO WHICH IS SO ?&/-/#regé jean page#my post
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