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#but i wanted peanut butter
slothstuffy · 2 years
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Hey, wouldn't it be dope if there was Blockbuster but for fanfiction?
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postanagramgenerator · 5 months
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yesterday i ate a peanut butter and gravy sandwich by there's no more bread today so i'm just eating peanut butter and gravy now.
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yesterday i ate a peanut butter and gravy sandwich by there's no more bread today so i'm just eating peanut butter and gravy now.
dddang you'v need a nutrition adjustmenttt or bet you may be seeing a tryst w the reaper or pass away in a bad grave. eat brunch ty
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etherealyoungk · 9 months
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thoughts about mingyu when you're on your period
this is like the perfect time for me to answer this rn bc i am suffering atm
this man is spoiling you and taking care of you on your period. also would kinda be slightly confused about you being moody and a little snappy to him but will understand and still shower you with love nonetheless.
you're in cramping and in pain? he's getting you a hot water bottle and reheating it for you as many times. "but baby this is still hot", he says when you ask him to heat it again. "it's not hot enough", you say, looking at him, buried under all the blankets. "but..it's still hot", he says, loooking at you confused. "it's not hot enough gyu", you complain and he just nods and comes back a few mintutes later. will also joke about why you're using a hot water bottle when he's right here, saying he'll be your personal heater and just be ready to cuddle and hold you.
craving something? this man is ready to whip up a 5-star course for you. but when you go to the kitchen and find out you don't have any more peanut butter you go back to find mingyu and tell him rather disappointed about the lack of peanut butter in the house. he offers to go buy some but you don't want him to leave and he's confused because you want peanut butter...but you also don't want him to go buy it. so he decides to make you some and it's worth all the praise he gets for it, seeing you happily eat it with a smile.
it's cold so you're wearing his hoodie and you find him sitting in his room doing some work and just pout at him wanting some cuddles. he says he'll come in 5 minutes, he just needs to finish this up and you're curled up in bed, scrolling through your phone and 5 minutes have turned into 30 minutes and you're getting a little moody and grumpy now. after what seems like an eternity mingyu finally enters the room and smiles while you're just glaring at him, ignoring his presence as you look into your phone. "i thought someone said five minutes", you tell, looking at him as the bed dips as he sits down, looking down. "i know, im sorry babe, i got caught up", he tells. "well i don't need cuddles anymore so you can go continue what you were doing", you tell, grumpy, crossing your arms and giving him an annoyed look. he understands you're a little sensitive and moody now. "come on, i know you can't resist my cuddles hm?", he prompts but you just look at him and shake your head. "i don't need them now", you tell again. "but i want cuddles, you'll give me some cuddles?", he asks. you look at him and finally give in. "fine...only because you want it", you tell and he chuckles, quickly but gently pulling you closer, placing a soft kiss to your forehead. "you're so stubborn", he mumbles. "and you're an idiot", you add, still not ready to give in but you were very happy right now because you really did want mingyu's cuddles.
if you're struggling to sleep because of the pain and cramps, he'll rub gentle circles on your back. is more than ready to make you a cup of hot chocolate at 2am in the night and will shush you if you apologize.
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bigdumbbambieyes · 6 months
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Steve comes home tired from work, barely able to muster up even a smile for Billy as he shuts the front door behind him, leaning against it with all his weight as he toes off his shoes and Billy smirks at him from where he’s standing in the kitchen, preparing dinner.
“Long day, peanut?” He asks as he sets down his knife, leaving the chopped carrot where it lays on the cutting board in favour of wiping his hands and going over to Steve.
Who, as he sets down his tote bag and backpack, pulls a little pout and whines as he stumbles over to Billy, reaching his arms out for a much-needed hug.
Billy meets him there, in front of the fridge with their grocery list and vacation pictures stuck to it with magnets, and wraps his arms around his boyfriend with a soft smile, feeling Steve bury his face into his neck, hiding away.
He thumbs over the fabric of Steve’s shirt as he rests one hand on his pretty boy’s upper back and the other down at his lower back, feeling the weight of Steve’s arms around his shoulders and the rest of him as the brunet leans against him.
“‘m tired,” Steve mumbles, his breath warm on Billy’s skin.
“You should lay down on the couch for a bit,” he mumbles in return, sliding his hand down a little lower so he can squeeze Steve’s ass, unable to help himself.
And Steve really must be tired because he doesn’t tell Billy to stop, doesn’t push his hand away with a playful look, he just lets him do whatever he wants as he begins to complain and vent about his day.
“I hate this company,” Billy lowers his other hand, gives him another squeeze with both, “Wanna quit so bad but the job market is fucking stupid,” Billy gives his ass a couple little pats back to back, “HR is so fucking clueless and toxic, I don’t know how the manager’s still here,” Billy squeezes again, a little longer, “Maybe I should just work in food service again, for a bit…”
Billy frowns, “You hated that, too.”
“Yeah, but at least I got to leave work at work and come home to you without anything nagging in the back of my mind.”
“Aww,” Billy grins, pulling Steve’s shirt from where it’s tucked into his pants, just so he can slide his hands up the back of it and touch, “You just wanna come home and think about me and nothing else?
Steve kisses his neck and nods, “Even though you’re a pain in my ass — which you’ve been playing with this entire time.”
“You didn’t tell me to stop, so,” Billy hums, turning his head to kiss Steve’s cheekbone and whispering into his ear playfully, “Sorry your life sucks and you hate your job.”
Steve snorts a soft laugh at that and pulls away just enough to look into Billy’s eyes, his expression already softened and warm just from a few minutes of cuddling in their kitchen, his shoulders relaxed from where they’d been up by his ears, “How was class?” He asks softly, gently bumping their noses together.
Billy returns the gentle nuzzle, staring into those chocolate buttons Steve calls his eyes as he recalls his day on campus, “S’fine,” he mutters, “Classes are just starting so it was mostly syllabus stuff, easy shit.”
“Mm, lucky you,” Steve smirks, eyeing Billy’s lips, his want obvious.
“Yeah, lucky me,” Billy returns the smirk, watching Steve because he loves to and can.
A long beat of silence passes, the two of them wrapped up in one another, until Steve mutters, “Fucking kiss me already…”
“So demanding,” Billy chastises playfully as he closes the distance between them, pressing his mouth to Steve’s for a long kiss, giving him a few more in quick succession before pulling away and pulling his hands from Steve’s shirt and patting his ass again, “Go lay down, I’ll join you once the soup’s going.”
“Okay,” Steve murmurs happily, giving Billy another kiss before untangling himself from his boyfriend and going to do as he says.
When Billy follows him not five minutes later, he finds Steve sleeping.
He lets his pretty boy rest.
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bahoreal · 6 months
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important question
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toxooz · 1 year
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anyway the comic update should be next week (3pgs left) until then a ghillie König warm up scribble bc i finally caved and got the sloth pak and am Obsessed with how much more creepy he looks 😞👐
the pic that started it all:
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a guy can be shapes
dinosaur jumpscare under cut
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this can be spamton too if you believe in yourself
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akuma victim, catching Chat Noir: you have the right to remain silent
Chat Noir: i have the right, but i most definitely do not have the ability
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naomiknight-17 · 1 month
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Baking what I'm calling 'Adventure Bars' because I am cleaning out the baking drawer and these bitches have at least 4 kinds of baking chips in em and the tops are covered in pastel mini chips and sprinkles
No way to tell what each bite is gonna taste like
Should be interesting
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allsassnoclass · 2 months
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hyper-specific poll: me edition
jumping on this bandwagon finally
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More jean discourse… starts crying sniff sniff… SNIFF
They are so bad to and for each other the best and worst thing for each other disastrously in love
They are falling but maybe they’ll fall a little slower if they cling to one another tight enough
Starts punching myself in the nards I love them so much SNIFF SNIFF I cry I weep when I think about them I love Jean and Harry I wish facial hair was real
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astro-b-o-y-d · 2 months
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I feel like Bill could just be a Youtuber who does weird and cursed shit, and he'd probably get enough enrichment out of it to calm down and not try to destroy the universe.
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fuckspn · 4 months
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sam told john "you did your best" and i whisper-screamed into the void of my empty apartment NO HE DIDN'T
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luminlunii · 4 months
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Here is my pfp redrawn!! Just because. :))
And I just wanted to show it off to you guys :)) cause I think you're all pretty neat!
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yenpondering · 8 months
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12am baking last night, and by 12am baking I mean I made the brownie batter to cook today but then ended up deciding it would be a great idea to just. Turn the oven on after I made the 1st batter and just cook it and not sleep until like 4am.
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kedreeva · 1 year
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I'm so in love with them
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