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#but i love my boy lance so suck it ig
haruhey · 1 year
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chronological thoughts of twd 11x18
- melissa mcbride intro 🫶🫶🫶
- omg daryl tribute
- also if this is how all the episodes start im gonna start getting annoyed fr fr
- MERCERRERRR AND CAROLLLLLL
- oh my fuck that slash was so scary
- omg daryl looks good with his bangs a lil swoopy
- yeahhh f bomb daryl
- omg carol 🫶
- OH MY GOD THAT MADE ME JUMP SIMPLY A ASTRONOMIC SLAY FROM DARYL DIXON
- carol looking back at pamela pls 😭
- oh but where r u going that knife is so nice bby come back
- ok but i think i would have done the same lance is so pathetic
- oh my god theyre making lance take the fall for sebastian what the fuck
- NOOO CAROL NO R U KIDDING ME
- “anybody else?” stares straight at daryl
- oh my god i knew lance would be a little shit hostage
- he just like me fr 🫶
- KILL HIM MERCER
- KILL HIM KILL HIM
- LANCE PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH
- omg pamela’s fit kinda fire ngl
- why is this scene so charged its making me so uncomfortable
- “friends and allies” pls they look like they wanna die
- omg celebrating corruption and nepotism!!
- EUGENE’S LITTLE RAT TAIL PLSSSSSS
- eugene pls this is so sad i want them to be happy pls
- OMG SHES GONNA KILL HIM IKTR IKTR
- caryl scene caryl scene caryl scene 🤞🤞🤞
- DAMN IT NO CARYL SCENE
- omg i forgot about oceanside
- omg girl talk❣️❣️
- oh
- oh um
- wow uh
- NOOO THEYRE TEARING UP NOT MY BBYGIRLS 😭😭😭
- TAKE HAPPINESS WHEREVER YOU CAN GET IT AND DONT EVER BE SORRY ABOUT IT 😭😭😭
- awww daryl and lydia 🫶🫶🫶
- i love them so much its crazy
- NOOO GRACIE AND AARON PLS SHES SO WORRIED ABOUT HER DAD
- omg denying the grimes legacy (dying)
- omg she really is michonne’s kid
- NOOO AARON CRYING AND LOOKING AT GRACIE PLS LET THEM BE HAPPY
- i love ezekiel so much ❤️
- is ezekiel still in love with carol thats so unfortunate
- AND AMERICA ITSELF?2!-?-?-?
- max should be president instead
- SEBASTIAN SUCKS SO BADDDDDD
- need him to die fr fr fr
- ugh fuck off i hate the miltons they need to die
- BITCH BOY CRYING
- this is giving me flashbacks to when i had to get a ultrasound of my uterus and they told me to drink a litre of water an hour beforehand and i almost pissed myself the second i felt the transducer press against my stomach
- nobody cares negan shut up ur like 67
- ewww they kissed that’s disgusting i do not wanna see that
- HIS VEST OMG
- been through war fr fr
- thats so sexy of him fr
- omg the siblings b scheming
- CARYL SCENES 🫶🫶🫶 OFC HE GOES TO HER FOR HELP 🫶🫶
- carol telling him not to compare himself to rick <3
- love them <3333
- omg r they going to see lance
- OH MY GOD MY PIECE OF SHIT LITTLE MAN❣️❣️
- lmao his dumb hand
- omg lance telling him to use his words
- why is every scene with lance so charged
- why is he soloing his sermon
- look at little coco she looks so cute 😭
- rosita’s shirt looks SO COMFY i need it
- JUDITH PLS
- oh god pls le
- OH MY GOD THEY KILLED THEM PLEASE RESPECT THE WORKERS OH MY GOD THATS SO FUCKED UP
- omg daryl here to pray 4 forgiveness
- yo jc u taking any suggestions
- OH OMG I FORGOT JUDITH
- why is he grunting so hard calm down daryl
- nooo his backstory pls
- no no no please im in too much of a fragile state to handle this
- daryl is literally just trying his best </3
- he needs a hug :(
- HE’S TRYING SO HARD PLEASE 😭😭😭
- every time sebastian comes on screen i throw up a lil
- kill him max kill him kill him
- she has so many hb pencils omg
- oh wait sebastian kinda served (minus the whole him being an asshole thing)
- oh serve max
- CARYL SCENE❣️❣️🫶
- OH MY GOS SHE RECORDED HIM I JUST REALIZED
- eugene’s little stupid cowboy hat 🫶
- um what in the wwe is going on here
- it’s giving woodbury fake walker fighting
- omg sebastian going off script
- OH NO OH NO OMG
- oh slayyyy max slayyyy
- OMG THE LOTTERY LMAOOO
- the shot of sebastian running through the crowd pls thats so funny
- WALKERS R U KIDDING ME
- wow rip to the commonwealth ig forever in out memory
- NO THEY GOT DEPERATED
- NOOOOOO NOOOOO FIND HER DARYL FIND HER
- GET OUT OF THERE JUDITH
- oh they found each other slay
- OHBMY GOD IS HE GONNA THROW MAX TO THAT WALKER
- oh thank god kill him fr fr
- let him die
- OH THANK GOD HE DIED IM SO HAPPY I COULD CRY
- he deserves this fuck him this is so slay of angela kang
- ??? LEAVE THEM ALONE???
- oh this is gonna be a slay season perhaps
- ngl the hand stabbing was kinda hot
- i also wrote about this happening in one of my fics so um am i actually angela kang
- THIS WAS SUCH A SLAY EPISODE FOR MAX FR
- yeah he does deserve a bloody end fuck him
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aerltarg · 3 years
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Maybe this is a stupid question, buuuuut:
I just can't imagine a world that Rhaegar comes back from the Trident, wins the war and becomes king. No, I'm not a anti Rhaegar, matter of fact I like him very much, I'm just can imagine how would Lya, little Jon, this whole affair, would settle in the capital. The norm that fics (at least those I read) tend to follow is to make Rhaegar:
1. A douche, paranoid and destiny-obessed king.
2. Completely incompetent, aloof monarch, that deep down has a heart of gold, but can't really be understood.
I mean, isn't he supposed to be a scholar since he was a kid? What's are your thoughts about it?
oh, yeah, i can totally understand this! it's is the whole point in canon actually, "the wrong man came back from the trident". you would expect a hero win against his antagonist and have a happy ending w his lady love but it doesn't happen. instead the subversion happens to them with rhaegar being killed by robert who becomes obviously a shitty king and lyanna dying after him. they were never supposed to have happy ending, they were created as tragic and doomed and dead from the beginning for the whole plot to start, jon to have his parentage mystery and dany to take the passed baton as the last dragon, prophesied savoir and the heir who has to carry entire house on her back now.
as for the realistic rhaegar wins aus that's the difficult question. tbh we just don't know enough abt their situation, plans and wishes. you see, e.g. in agot we can be right in ned's head and see his motivations, what he was thinking abt, what he was planning, what he was hoping to do. but if his story was told the way rhaegar's was i bet he would have his own crowd of haters and ~intellectuals~ jumping out every two seconds w their "hot takes" how actually all hints abt what rlly happened (ned being a good man w his own sense of honour, justice and experiences affecting him and the deal w cersei's children) doesn't matter and he was an ambitious prick, planned to grasp the power by being joffrey's regent and make his daughter sansa queen. (you can actually insert there any bullshit and still don't reach the level of stupidity of such "hot takes" this fandom loves so much lmao). also he would be blamed to the hell and beyond for being too stupid and not foreseeing the future and actions of other ppl bc ofc after everything happened it's so easy to say what was so obvious to notice. also they would say that the deaths of his men and horrible fates of his kids are 100% his fault and even straight up say he killed them lmao. i can rant abt it for hours so yeah. this is a situation w too many unknown variables bc it depends too much on actions of too many characters we don't know enough abt. the only thing it's possible to tell for sure is the fact that there couldn't be any perfect solutions since things got too complicated at this point.
such fics as you've mentioned tho are just a part of this dumb fanon where rhaegar is "too prophecy obsessed"/"incapable of love"/shrodinger's rhaegar both smart and stupid at the same time/whatever/all of this combined lmfao. the man was notably intelligent from the early age as you've absolutely rightly mentioned, his guesses abt himself being tptwp have nothing to do w egocentrism as some parts of the fandom would want us all to believe unless he wouldn't be so reasonable abt it and later on, after so many years, wouldn't have changed his mind and thought his son could be tptwp.
and literally fuck all antis that think you shouldn't consider prophecies that hold real power in this fantasy world lol. you know, aegon the conqueror was said to be motivated (or at least partly) to unify westeros by the prophecy and still got the treatment of perfect/maximum close to perfect figure of a leader everyone should look up to from the narrative and grrm. prophecy obsessed much, huh? i don't even talk abt all these parallels between him and rhaegar grrm put there not for bitches to ignore them completely! and i will never get tired of reminding that dismissing prophecies is UNWISE for targaryens of all people. the house whose story is built on the dream of young daenys and her father aenar that listened to her despite common sense (or what local "anti magic"/"anti prophecies" clowns consider to be common sense). targs would be as dead as the rest of dragonlords if not for daenys the dreamer. who else in the world has as many reasons to take prophecies seriously as them?
yet antis out there act as if rhaegar is one dimensional weirdo whose every character trait is abt mf ~prophecy obsession~. like how can they miss one of the main points so badly?? the game of thrones distracts ppl from the real danger beyond the wall, yk, the one rhaegar was aware of and meant to deal with. there wouldn't be such a problem if he became king and had as many years of head start before ice zombies apocalypse as ignorant bobby b did. rhaegar had to die just for westeros to sink in shit and our main heroes to save everyone to make this story more epic LMAO
so yeah, too many ppl portray rhaegar as this one dimensional robotic creature without any knowledge of what feelings are idk even for what reason. it seems these ppl can't read for real bc rhaegar was not only intelligent af as well as dutiful ("it seems i must be a warrior" but "he loved his harp more than his lance") but also. ugh emotional?? my boy had constant emo sessions w brooding at ruins of summerhall, sleeping out there beneath the stars all alone and writing songs that made all women cry. does it sound as someone who "isn't capable of love" lol? folks act as if he was completely heartless from the day he was born (bc he didnt play w other kids ig??) but in reality their emotional range is less than the one of a spoon in comparison to rhaegar's lol. i'm not even gonna address the horrible attitude of demonizing him for his implied depression, vile clowns never listen to themselves when they talk abt targaryens and their "madness".
tldr; these fics are mostly lame af and suck at characterization if they're making rhaegar like that lol. anyway his character isn't abt being a good or a bad king, it's abt being a would-be-king for characters in books and readers in reality to sigh over his tragic aura and pretty aesthetic abt how it could've been. however, grrm clearly doesn't write rhaegar as evil or incapable as some parts of the fandom would want to try to persuade others. realistically speaking in the scenario where he wins there couldn't be any perfect decisions but it's a territory of speculations on thin air and lit nothing more since canon doesn't provide us with enough information to rlly theorize anything instead of building biased headcanons some ppl call "analysis".
but remember what barristan said about rhaegar while practically watching him all his life, from a literal baby to the man grown:
“I know little of Rhaegar. Only the tales Viserys told, and he was a little boy when our brother died. What was he truly like?”
The old man considered a moment. “Able. That above all. Determined, deliberate, dutiful, single-minded.” (ASOS, Daenerys I)
“Prince Rhaegar’s prowess was unquestioned, but he seldom entered the lists. He never loved the song of swords the way that Robert did, or Jaime Lannister. It was something he had to do, a task the world had set him. He did it well, for he did everything well. That was his nature. But he took no joy in it. Men said that he loved his harp much better than his lance.” (ASOS, Daenerys IV)
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