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secretarykang · 2 years
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You had a Nightcore phase?
i had a yt accounting where i would post nightcore but never got famous with it 😔
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CRAIG: Wait holy shit
CRAIG: My fucking phone
CRAIG: Guys
CRAIG: My phone
CRAIG: IT WORKS
EVERYONE: UGHHHHH
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TOLKIEN: Well if your phone works, that could be the plausible explanation as to why the intercoms are still functional while the power is out
CRAIG: Okay ate Shakespeare
CRAIG: Atespeare
TOLKIEN and TWEEK: You are so annoying oh my god
TOLKIEN: I want to kill you just for that
TWEEK: If you want to kill him I'll hold him down
TOLKIEN: Deal
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CRAIG: Oh woah
CRAIG: Spooky
CRAIG: It's giving back rooms
TOLKIEN: Craig did you just say owo?
CRAIG: I am going to beat you up
TOLKIEN: Nevermind
TWEEK: What
TOLKIEN: Oh its nothing
TOLKIEN: Just ignore him
CLYDE: Woahhh
CLYDE: Guys there's like
CLYDE: An echo now!
CLYDE: Hi Clyde! (Clyde! Clyde!)
CLYDE: This is so cool (cool cool cool)
TOLKIEN: Since when did our hallways get so….
TOLKIEN: Creepy?
TOLKIEN: Tweek, this happened when you got here
TOLKIEN: Are you an alien?
TWEEK: NO??????????
TOLKIEN: Demon?
TWEEK: NO?????????????????
TOLKIEN: Huh
TOLKIEN: I'm out of ideas
TOLKIEN: ….
TOLKIEN: Stan would have a field day with you
CLYDE: Stan would
CRAIG: Oh yea, I'm totally recording that when it happens
TWEEK: Can I get a puddin out of it?
CRAIG: Sure
CRAIG: I can venmo you the money for it
CRAIG: Do you like
CRAIG: Have venmo?
TWEEK: What the fuck is venmo???? CRAIG: Not you not knowing what venmo is
CRAIG: Loser
CLYDE: Yoooo thunder crackling right now
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CRAIG: (records) Hey guys welcome back to my blog and sorry that the cam quality is so ass
CRAIG: There's currently a power outage out at the school
CRAIG: Its not giving
CRAIG: Anyways
CRAIG: Make sure to like and subscribe for more
TOLKIEN: ARE YOU FUCKING FILIMG THIS RIGHT NOW???? 
CRAIG: Yeah, so?
TOLKIEN: What do you mean, so?!
TOLKIEN: There's nothing to even film, it's dark as shit
CRAIG: Doesn't mean there can't be content
TOLKIEN: I swear.
TOLKIEN: TO GOD
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CRAIG: Lmao Tolkien you're right
CRAIG: The cam quality is so ass
TOLKIEN: See? I told you
TOLKIEN: Fucking queer
CRAIG: I am
CRAIG: LITERALLY
CRAIG: Not gay
TWEEK: Hey uh
TWEEK: Guys?
TWEEK: Shouldn’t we like…. check to see why the intercoms or whatever you're calling them are doing that? CLYDE: Yeah! Oh my god you're so smart
CLYDE: That's like
CLYDE: Not normal behavior.
TOLKIEN: Ahem
TOLKIEN: Clyde
CLYDE: What????
TOLKIEN: I am
TOLKIEN: Right here
INTERCOM: ╬ ╬ ╬ ╬ ╬ OOOOH  ╧╧╧╬ ╬ ╬ ╬ D ╬ R ╬ A╬M ╧ AAAAA╬ ╬
INTERCOM: ╬ ╬ ■ C╒╬O ╬N╬TROL ╧  ■ ╧ YOUR ╬ M╬ A╬ N╬ ╬ ╧ ╒╒╒╒ ╬ ■ ■ ╬
CRAIG: Omg
CRAIG: I'm so putting this on my blog
TWEEK: Read the room, dude…
TWEEK: Read the fucking room
CLYDE: This is the one time I hate the morning announcements
TOLKIEN: The only time you like the announcements is when they announce Pizza Fridays, babe
CLYDE: Shhhhhh
CLYDE: I mean you're right but shhhhhh
TWEEK: But seriously, we should go
TWEEK: I think someone of some kind of authority would have come over by now
TWEEK: We should like
TWEEK: Check it out or something…
CLYDE: You're so right, Tweek
TOLKIEN: Clyde.
TOLKIEN: I am
TOLKIEN: RIGHT here
CLYDE: So….
CLYDE: No thruple?
TOLKIEN: NO
CLYDE: Ah…
CLYDE: Rats….
TWEEK: Shut up Clyde, nobody likes you
CLYDE: Wuh- buh-
CLYDE: BUT YOU LISTENED TO ME RANT ABOUT NIGHTCORE?????
CLYDE: I THOUGHT WE HAD A MOMENT??????????
CLYDE: I THOUGHT THERE WAS A SPARK?????????????
TWEEK: Aren't you taken?
CLYDE: …
CLYDE: Oh yeah…
TOLKIEN: Porkchop
TOLKIEN: Sweetheart
TOLKIEN: Love of my goddamn life
TOLKIEN: You are
TOLKIEN: So stupid sometimes
CLYDE: But you love me for it~
TOLKIEN: Debatable
CLYDE: WHAT?????
TOLKIEN: I'm kidding, you goober
TOLKIEN: ....maybe
CLYDE: TOLKIEN DON'T TEASE ME LIKE THAT
TOLKIEN: I can't resist it, ya know
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INTERCOMS: ╬ ╬╬ ■ T╧ ╬ W■ ╬ ■ EE╬ ╧ K■ ╧  ╬ ╬ ╬ ╬ ╬ ╧ ╧ ╬ ■ ╬ ■ ╬ ╒ ╒ ╒
TWEEK: Guys, the intercoms…
CLYDE: Right right
CRAIG: This is not giving right now
CRAIG: Do we like
CRAIG: Have too?
TWEEK: I would say so
CRAIG: Literally why smh
TWEEK: Because they just called my name!?
CRAIG: What do you think I am?
CRAIG: A mechanic?
TWEEK: Yeah but still…
TWEEK: I think the longer we stay here, the more likely we are to get murdered or something?
CLYDE: WAHHHH I DON'T WANNA DIEEEEE
TOLKIEN: There there, you won't die
TOLKIEN: But if you do I'll bury you in dinosaur bones like you've always wanted
CLYDE: And play my favorite nightcore playlist at my funeral?
TOLKIEN: And play your favorite nightcore playlist at your funeral, yes
CLYDE: Good, Good, by the way, babe, do you know where the generator room is?
TOLKIEN: No, why would I?
CLYDE: Cuz you're like
CLYDE: Super smart and stuff
TOLKIEN: Aww…
CRAIG: Rizzler moment!
TWEEK: Should be to the left
TOLKIEN: How do you know that?
TOLKIEN: You just got here
CRAIG: Not Tweek being a sussy baka rn
CRAIG: Smh
CRAIG: Omg hold up
CRAIG: Who
CRAIG: Who is getting in the middle of the recording right now?
TWEEK: Your mom
CLYDE: Hehe, nice
CRAIG: This is NOT a slay right now
CRAIG: Get this British away from me
PIP: Shut the fuck up you crusty motherfucker
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PIP: I always hated your two tone Google chrome metrophone megaphone ass
PIP: And that's saying a lot because I hate all of you
PIP: But it was always the influencer I didn't like
TOLKIEN: Nobody likes influencers
PIP: True, but this one was the most insufferable
PIP: Craig_The_Real_Bitch, Right?
CRAIG: *Craig_The_Real_Tucker
TWEEK: Did he just say the asterisk out loud????
CRAIG: Yes, I'm correcting him, that's why I said *Craig_The_Real_Tucker
TOLKIEN: He does that alot
TOLKIEN: We’re desensitized to it at this point
PIP: God why do you say all these underscores
PIP: You aren't a blonde crop top wearing bimbo you overrated sonic the hedgehog wannabe
PIP: Now anyways,
PIP: Turn off that goddamn phone
PIP: Pretend this is the movie theater!
PIP: Have some class, fuckface
PIP: Pay attention when I am talking to you
CRAIG: No <3
PIP: …
PIP: Fine then, I’ll just turn off that phone myself
PIP: Better yet, I'll break it
CRAIG: No please my phone is literally my life support
CRAIG: If you break it I’ll like
CRAIG: Totally die
CRAIG: Or something
PIP: Shut that shit and perish
CRAIG: Fine, fine, fine…
PIP: Thank you
PIP: Now that we’ve hit mute on the insufferable prick here
PIP: I'm sure you’re all wondering, “How is he alive right now? Didn’t he get crushed to death???”
PIP: To that I say, you're right!
PIP: I'm not at all alive
PIP: I am in fact, very,
PIP: VERY
PIP: Dead.
CLYDE: WAHHHHUGFYUKGTP(YYIFDIGFYCYIG 
CLYDE: ZOMBIE!!!!!!
CRAIG: Its giving the walking dead
CRAIG: Slay
PIP: Shut up you fake ass botox injected taki munching booty crunching dollar tree ass Charli D’Amealio
PIP:  I am not a zombie, that's just cheesy!
PIP: I am, however
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PIP:  ╬A bad motherfucker ╬
(( EDITS MADE BY @pissblanket the backrooms edit was all me ))
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joustsmuggler · 8 months
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PIRATE MY ALBUM!!!
(Just message me on Tumblr to ask for a download!)
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That’s right! I’m giving this Pikmin fan album away for free! At least 24 hours after you message me, I will hand you the audio of these songs on a gold-and-silver platter for you to enjoy!
(Of course, it would be more convenient to just buy the thing, but at least I’m giving you the choice to pirate it if you can’t afford it.)
What is this?
"'And so shall your greed be your downfall,' the Nymph said, 'as your pets and your toys, despising you for your gross perversion of nature in search of profit, destroy and demean you with their greater size. Your drive and your ego will be obliterated as you learn to once again fear the death in the night you believe you conquered so long ago.'"
It all started when Pikmin 4 was announced. It got me back to playing Pikmin 2 on my Gamecube. When I was going through the caves of the game, I had a startling realization: The cave music in this game is a little boring.
That got me thinking about if a nightcore version of the song “Soil 2″ would sound better. It was alright, but I wasn’t satisfied with it. I then slowed down the “Metal 2” theme to find that it was fantastic! Some more maneuvering with the Equalizer and the addition of slight reverb proved a fantastic idea!
I couldn’t just keep this to myself. But I also couldn’t sell it. So I decided to make covers of these songs instead. Not wanting to show myself as being creatively bankrupt, I also threw in some original songs I finally cooked up. (Olimar rap, anyone?)
Don’t get me wrong, these songs were quite difficult to make! (Or, re-make?) In fact, the only song that could be called easy was Left Behind At Sunset, which, well, we don’t talk about how or when I made most that one.
Hey! I also wrote some cool stories on the individual tracks’ information pages on Bandcamp, so make sure to check those out for some more cool Pikmin content!
NINTENDO OWNS ALL RIGHTS TO PIKMIN, AND TO THE VOICES OF THE PIKMIN, CAPTAIN OLIMAR, AND LOUIE. 
THE RIGHTS TO THE STRUCTURES OF CERTAIN SONGS BELONG TO HAJIME NAKAI. THE SONGS THEMSELVES TECHNICALLY BELONG TO ME, BUT REALLY BELONG TO ANYONE WHO HAS THEM DOWNLOADED.
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heartfullofleeches · 1 year
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I really like your writing with Miller and I just love the fact that they listen to nightcore cause it gives me more reason to either bully them or love them, Do you think Miller and reader have a gamegrumps dynamic (if you familiarize them) or a gamer duo dynamic that fits them when they play games together? Either chaotic or a fluffy scenario?
"Oh, god.. please don't say it out loud."
"Hey, guys~ Welcome back to the show. Today we're going to be playing Monster High- thirteen wishes video game."
Miller falls back into their chair as they break into a fit of hysterics. You rub the stress building behind your eyes as you groan. "Everyday I'm reminded that should've just called the police when I first saw you."
"But you didn't - and we've been going strong since I broke my way into your heart."
"Apartment."
"Same thing." Miller kisses your cheek. "I would've bribed them somehow anyway. Are you ready to get started?"
"I don't think I have a choice."
"Glad you're catching on."
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swampstew · 2 months
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Hey hey, you are the Raven I am cravin’ /eyebrow waggle/ ❤️
I cannot ask for my main man Marco, but I got a request for you I think we’ll both enjoy ^_^
Hit me with some Marimo - relationship style is down bad but no one’s admitting it (until now maybe?) afab they/them. Hobbies are reading, cooking, martial arts, swimming and punning.
Forestcore and nightcore.
Quin you keep talking like that and I'mma shove Zoro out of the way so we can have fun instead! Don't lose your mosshead, keep him on a leash ;)
You are now being connected to your beau…
Purururu puru—
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Zoro: Hello? Is this thing even on? Oh you can hear me! Good. We'll be on dry land soon enough, and if you want to hang out or whatever, I'm ok with doing that. TCH No, I don't need you to pick me up, I can find your place on my own. Yes I'm sure! I--hm I have to go, the stupid cook needs the snail. I uhm, look forward to seeing you.
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You were pleasantly surprised to find Zoro on your doorstep, on time exactly like he said he would be. You didn't miss the way Franky zoomed away on his motorcycle, all sly-like.
"Told you I knew my way around," the swordsman scratched the back of his head, a pink hue grew on his cheeks as his eyes looked everywhere but you.
"Sure, sure whatever you say Marimo," you grin cheekily, and that made him more flustered.
"TCH, annoying ass. Look we don't have to hangout--"
"Shut up, annoying man!" you bite back, the curve of your lips growing wider as you antagonize your crush.
With a huff, Zoro finally looks you in the eye, the blush on his face deepening, "With an attitude like that, I know exactly what we're going to do first. Hope you still have your sparring gloves."
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filmnoirsbian · 2 years
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my shameful crush is a guy I met on tumblr because someone on my dash was fighting with him and I clicked on his blog and it was all about how he wanted to break womens legs and murder them. and I was like oh that’s hot and followed him and like a month later he slid in my dms told me a story about how he bullied a girl so bad she ate her own eyeball got my number sang me SEVERAL arias then invited me to move in with him and be his torture sex slave. and I said yes at first but then I said no bc he’s allergic to cats and I have 2 but we kept talking and then he was like hey I like you actually and don’t want to torture you let’s be friends. and then we became friends and one night he got drunk and told me how he’s in love with me and thinks I’m so smart and so beautiful except my eyebrows are bad but it’s okay because I look like a sexy cavewoman and everything I am is made for everything he is and he asked me to marry him but then took it back because he knew when he was sober he was going to go back on it all and break my heart because he knew marrying me was a bad idea because he doesn’t deserve me and his parents wouldn’t approve of me and my bad eyebrows were a dealbreaker and then he started violently throwing up while asking me if I loved him and if I thought he was Prince Charming and then the next day he told me that was a lie and he doesn’t actually love me and for SOME REASON I kept talking to him after that and instead of working on my low self esteem decided to perform an experiment on myself to rid myself of emotions and empathy and remorse so that I would get over him and break his heart back but it failed and I had a come to Jesus moment and checked myself into a psych ward got into therapy found the therapy to be useless still kept talking to him throughout it all had a psychotic break where I thought he was trying to kill me and also that I controlled the weather moved back to my home state in disgrace STILL talk to him every day STILL have feelings for him but it worked out alright I guess because he’s my best friend now and actually incredibly supportive of me and before we met I was addicted to coke and having dangerous BDSM hookups and he saved me from that so I am incredibly glad I know him but also I hate myself for still having feelings for someone who (on top of All This) eats rotten meat on purpose and listens to nightcore versions of snow patrol. thank you for reading this story no one in my real life knows all the details of this because of the shame
Ok well this is quite a bit for me to manage on 6 glasses of sparkling rosé at near 3 in the morning but I'm glad he's supportive of you I suppose. Please don't move in with him to be his torture sex slave I can't imagine that ending well for you. Congrats on the survival and recovery, etc ❣
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Brain: Hey, remember your nightcore/daycore phase?
Me: Damn, I remember loving those videos back in the day… I think it was 2015 or 2016 when I was-
Brain: Yeah, I’m getting you back into it.
Me: Wha- Why??!!
Brain: Because I’m bored.
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ennaku-sirri-da · 6 months
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Hey I'm mentally okay again! Time to post something unhinged but true and real to my heart.
I have a secret to confess to all of Tumblr.
I've been thinking about Habismal kissing nasty for almost two years now.
[ plaintext: I've been thinking about Habismal kissing nasty for almost two years now. ]
And its the most beautiful thing in the world. I think if you saw them not making out but definitely locking those lips in an extreme manner that would cause thermometer glasses in their vicinity to burst toxic mercury and any animals around to have courtship season come early-- your heart would undergo an orchestral, transcendant epiphany. Just pairs, pairs, everywhere, I love when things come in twos.
I want it to be Gross. I say this with love. Theres spit, there's blood and there's ass grabbing. It is still the most enchanting and magical thing, like a butterfly with iridescent wings flying on a clear day, and oh, the sky goes on forever. If any homophobes saw them in the park bench being a public disgrace then it's THEIR RIGHT to do so, HELLO. So a laser will shoot that bitch into the nearby duck pond. Even a 24 platoon army could not stop Habit from appreciating Kamals generous&bountiful backcheeks. It's so horribly romantic that it takes my breath away. I have missed five, fifteen or even twenty minutes of exams and classes and official appointments thinking about all this in the most vivid, painted detail and I hope I never forget that sheer winged bliss.
It's the love in the little things too. When Kamal burys his face in Habits boobs for emotional support because the coffee shop is getting to be a oversimulating situation, not because he doesnt care what the wide-eyed employees watching think, but because he loves his bro more than that. The Brocabulary. When Habit cited "Article 56: Help Thy Bro If His Back Be In Peril" ( plaintext: Article 56: Help Thy Bro If His Back Be In Peril" ) and Kamal lets go of sweet sleep to follow their old Code from college that's a joke but no it is but no it's not.
They are not Only romantic and not Only platonic but a third thing: so devoted the lines blur. You bet if Kamal gets married to someone then Habit will be invited and also snogging him for good luck before he ties the knot. They're the ultimate buddy movie to me. Fool antics, unexpected deep moment, WILD trips to the same few places they're used to, anti climax etc. Then at the end is an inexplicable (if you're straight ) inexplicable scene where they're in the same bed and oh my god. I don't know if I could've gotten through this part without crying. It's so....they're getting something from each other that they have been unfairly deprived of from the past. The soft touches, the touches that promise not to hurt..also the hickeys DAMN!??? Such a mess their designs are. I never thought I'd be the kind of person to be saying these things, but imagine the comfort it must bring them on some days to see their marks on each other and remember through the painful mind that, yes, he loves me. Anyway yes they're in the same bed and being silly hehe winky face. When the credits roll then Best Friend by Toybox (nightcore ) plays but with a special effect that makes your heart open all its eyes to eight new colors that you didn't even know existed.
NONE of the marketing mentions this( if you're straight). It's all shot like a found footage indie film btw.
But what really gets me is how they're...they look out for each other. They would protect each other with their lives. Kamal holding Habit laying down under his arms. Stitching him up when hes torn. Habit stashing Kamal away in his coat and/or boobs. Did I tell you one of his reasons for not getting top surgery was so that they could be comforting somehow one day btw. And I think it's somehow more meaningful to me when they're not solely each other's partners as well but DO have other people they see and would primarily define themselves as friends really. Friendship...is more important than love da😭( sobbing emoji) God, I'm so soft for that.
And really the kiss, Rose(kamal) meets Red(habit), is a culmination of all these thoughts. To me it's like an unashamed&mutual "I care about you dickhead" and that's beautiful. Thank you and always stay nasty.
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brisling · 10 months
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10 songs meme for @blotthis!! spotify convenience playlist sdlkfdsj this is all over the place i'm sorry
Juice, Lizzo true version of this list right now would just be this song 10x
Se Acabo (feat. Method Man) - Remix, The Beatnuts i loove the "se acabo" sample in this it's so smooth and fun
Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood, Nina Simone nina simone, my god. i am arriving at the party seventy years late & cornering people at the dessert table like, you gotta get ON this
She's the One, Bruce Springsteen i am arriving at the party forty years late--
Hot Mess, dodie a few months back a friend made me a playlist of pathetic love songs subtitled "songs that after you listen make you go "oof... buddy"" and "people being brave enough to say things they should be embarrassed of anyone hearing" it's great i haven't ported over to spotify because i'm lazy
Outdoor Miner, Wire 70s rock... two things: 1. song about a bug! 2. supposedly the guitarist hated it so much he would fully leave the stage mid-concert and come back when the rest of the band was done performing it. i can't find a source for this story outside of genius dot com but i'm repeating it because i like it
Cecilia and the Satellite, Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness "singalong pop for driving home across a long bridge over a lake into the city at 9pm in the summer when the sun hasn't set yet"
Perfect Tense, Fallulah enjoyed this album!
Rät, Penelope Scott talking to a friend about penelope scott's Sweet Hibscus Tea & he was like "oh i've only heard her extremely bitter 'wow you made an idiot out of me!' growing-up-gen-z-in-silicon-valley song". this is nightcore maybe???
Weary, Mal Blum this is unordered except i put the 8 minute song last. maybe the true version of this playlist would be juice 7 times and this song 3 times (equal volume of song). hey i just looked at this video page again is mal blum's real actual dad going around leaving youtube comments on people's mal blum videos lfdskjdlkfsks
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uhhhandskullanon · 8 months
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❝strayed too far, have you? come inside, i'll guide you for now.❞
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LISTEN TO : Jabbawockeez - Luci4 ❝Got a mask on just like Jabbawockeez!❞
hey there ! it's me, your favorite anon(s)!! the names i go by on this blog are uhhh, skully, skull, etc. i use any pronouns, and im a genderfluid asexual!
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LISTEN TO : Shitzu - Ayesha Erotica ❝I'll stab your neck with my Honda keys!❞
i write fics, drabbles/rambles, oneshots, etc !! you may see either wips or full works within other blogs i used to send before i made this blog ! they're all either under "💀 anon" or "uhhh anon" i write for both Spiderverse and Bungou Stray Dogs!
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LISTEN TO : Sleepwalker - akiaura ❝These shapes and colors overwhelm my vision..❞
tags i use will be listed here: . (spiderverse) full fics - { 💀 writes !! } , { 💀 luvs [char. name] !! } . (spiderverse) fic wips - { 💀 in progress !! } . (spiderverse) rambles - { 💀 talks too much !! } , { 💀 won't shut up about [char.] !! } . (spiderverse) - headcannons - { 💀 makes the canon !! } , { 💀 KNOWS [char.name] irl !! }
. (bsd) full fics - { uhhh writes !! } , { uhhh luvs [char. name] !! } . (bsd) fic wips - { uhhh in progress !! } . (bsd) rambles - { uhhh talks too much !! } , { uhhh won't shut up about [char.] !! } . (bsd) - headcannons - { uhhh makes the canon !! } , { uhhh KNOWS [char.name] irl !! }
. (other) talking - { 💀 / uhhh speaks !! } . (other) reccomendations - { 💀 / uhhh shoves this in ur face !! }
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LISTEN TO : No Time To Die - Billie Eilish ❝That I'd fallen for a lie..?❞
feel free to chat in my inbox ! currently, requests are... . open for fics ! . open for hcs ! . open for rambles !
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💀 anon comes from @kombuuuu , whilst uhhh anon comes from @koylakisses !! (check them out >///< !!)
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LISTEN TO : KISS ME AGAIN (NIGHTCORE REMIX) : ROY BEE ❝You came to my heart, my eyes wide open to you!❞
my most recent fics are here >3< !! . (ongoing fic ; bsd) STOLEN? - PLATONIC YANDERE DOA VS ADA X READER - (fluff fic) taking care of your father (ft. dad fyolai) - (dark fic) cruelty (intro to ada, y!fyolai) - (dark fic) taken back (p!y!fyolai) - (wip ; bsd) ISTANBUL (NOT CONSTANTINOPLE) - PLATONIC YANDERE DOA VS ADA notes
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faelixir · 2 months
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I...do not like this.
legit paid $45 for this game and dear god I can't believe how bad this game is. I feel so lied to lol what even is this game???
Me not liking the art style is a personal thing, but idk the extra shiny hair and the way their limbs move is just odd to me. The music is so bad I wanted to mute it. It sounds like Alvin and the chipmunks on nightcore. If I ever by some miracle play it again, it going straight down to zero.
Character creation is irritating. Dumb way to set it up, especially for those of us who spend hours in CC on games normally. Had to keep hitting B button to go back. Also there's like one thing separating genders (I guess) and if it's so minimal, why have them at all >_>
Game forces you to start out with motion control camera shit; I suffer from vertigo (better since my physical therapy sessions but not entirely gone) and the fact that you have to play through the tutorial entirely before you even can turn it off is just...ugh. It's stupid. Plus I'm lazy, I play with my controllers pointed down in my lap and even if I did get it sort of level, the R stick couldn't move the camera up and down. Slightly nauseated I kept going cause I never judge on first appearances.
City was pretty bland. Couldn't tell if the others around me were NPC's or other players at first. Storefronts didn't really stand out but thankfully there's a quick jump to each location so that's a plus. However, you can't do anything until you reach level 4...which wouldn't be bad if leveling wasn't so god awful slow.
Won the first match I played, and lost about every other subsequent one with the occasional win. Idk how medals work but I was sure getting a lot of gold ones/#1 ones. Maybe I just don't understand the mechanics of the game. I thought the whole point was to spray paint on the ground cause that seems to be the determining factor for the win. So here I am running around with a roller, and my teammates are screaming at me to "come over here" or whatever. Bro...if we split up wouldn't we conquer more ground? If the winning factor is most paint sprayed, I really don't give a shit about shooting other players cause it doesn't seem to help. Respawn time is insanely quick imo; feels faster than Overwatch and Foamstars.
Anyways, I kept thinking hey maybe it'll get "funner" if I get to lvl 4. Got there, bought more weapons, didn't really care for any of them. I hate the way you have to reload by hiding and running cause it's discombobulating me when I'm in a firefight. I run out of paint then try to run and boom I get killed.
Anyways, idec if the game's been out a year or how many people like it. Popular doesn't equal good. The only pros I have for this game is the quick menu/quick travel, cons are everything else. I'd straight up give this a 3/10.
And legit, I know people are thinking I went in to this expecting to hate it but I didn't. I was excited. I WANTED to be proven wrong. I was legit ready to eat crow and make the whole "Splatoon is better than Foamstars" speech but yo these games are barely in the same genre, forget on the same level. They're nothing alike!!
Since I was really optimistic and was sure I'd like it, I bought the digital version so now I'm stuck with it. Oh well, wouldn't be the first $40 bucks I've wasted. :/
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lovelessbachelor · 3 months
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Ok so
I'll ask a simple question: fav color?
Also, what got you into writing? I like hearing origin stories of hobbies, no matter how mundane they may be :)
I also take it you like Undertale and/or Deltarune, what got you into those games and their respective fandoms?
Would ask more but I don't wanna overwhelm ya :>
ooo ok.
colour? green and purple. i can't choose between them, trust me i've tried. i love them both for different reasons! both equally strong!
aaah writing? i've always been into telling and hearing stories (say that to the 2 school libraries i've eaten through) but funnily enough the thing that got me into writing stories? Undertale!! i had an eisteddfodd in my school i think i was in yr6, and i basically tried to write out the whole plot of Undertale for a story (it was required) and it was suuuuch a breaking point for me tbh. i still see elements in that recreation that have carried over into my writing style today- crazyyyy.
though my actual getting into writing came a bit later (around 2018 on Wattpad...an ErrorInk fanfic that i'm actually rewriting rn! that ship means soooo much to me) i consider it my like....catalyst into writing, even if it was super cringey.
Oof how i got into Undertale? oooh this one. so. like. Before i was into UT i was into other stuff, still games. Basically i was into FNAF and then YanSim (i know....i know....i hate that guy....i was like 10....) and i watched a lot of YT as well! OG YT kid. Chronic Dantdm fan (after this i kept on commenting on his vids asking him to play UT....HE DID. I TAKE PARTIAL CREDIT./hj). I watched Bijuu Mike and Kubz Scoutz for YanSim content and in one of these videos (a Bijuu Mike one) they showcased an easter egg in the game that was a reference to UT (the mouse and cheese bit) and Bijuu said something like 'oh this is from Undertale' and i was like ??? and looked up an Undertale playthrough and watched Jacksepticeyes one and the rest is history....
For Deltarune i was in the UT/UTMV fandom as it came out so i was in with the hype of it, pretty sure i watched Jacksepticeyes playthrough for it as well lol. and played it myself!
For specific UT/DR and UTMV fandom? oooh it was mostly Youtube comment sections. Comic Dubs and crappy AMVs that are just a slideshow with nightcore over it were my jam. When i went over to Wattpad it was pretty similar except now i had stories and ships i could get more immersed into (and the comment sections. good lird)
I also had Amino (i know. i shudder at the thought) and that was pretty good for fandom hubs. joined quite a few UT/DR/UTMV ones. Mostly joined bcs all the Animation Meme YTers were getting sponsered by it (i was also an animation meme kid. still animate sometimes!) but even at my tender age i knew that most of the fandom congregated on Tumblr (the comic dubs had links to tumblr blogs)....but i legit thought it was just a broken website cus i downloaded the app and it didn't work lollll. But hey. i'm here now. That previous experience actually got me to make my current account so. here we are.
DW about asking stuff lol its fun to look back at stuff that have literally shaped the man i am today. i mean it when i say stuff like UT saved my life.
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TWEEK: Ugh
TWEEK: Fuck
TWEEK: Of course he wanted to meet me HERE of all places
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TWEEK: Big spooky forest were he could potentially mug and murder me
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TWEEK: Great
TWEEK: Fucking
TWEEK: Fantastic
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TWEEK: HEY!!
TWEEK: GET OUTTA HERE OMINOUS FIGURE!!
TWEEK: YOU CAN'T HAVE MY PUDDIN!!
???:  ╤ ╝╤: …
TWEEK: YEAH YOU!!! I'M TALKING TO YOU!!
TWEEK: GET LOST!! TWEEK: I TOLD YOU, YOU CAN'T HAVE MY PUDDIN!! TWEEK: FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!
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TWEEK: Whuh-
TWEEK: Oh
TWEEK: There  you are 
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PIP: Yeah, I'm here  bitch
TWEEK: Why did you wanna meet me here anyway?
TWEEK: You want to fucking kill me or something?
PIP: No?
TWEEK: Oh what a surprise
PIP: Shut the fuck up PIP: Get over here PIP: I don't want to be seen getting shouted at by a deformed looking sewer rat
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TWEEK: Rude…
TWEEK: Alright fine
TWEEK: I'm coming you fucking brit..
PIP: I hope you die tripping over a stick on your way over
TWEEK: Why do you hate us so much?
PIP: Pardon?
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TWEEK: Don’t act dumb!
TWEEK: All you’ve done since you’ve gotten to Hell was bitch at and berate us!
TWEEK: And STOP walking around with all your demon shit! 
TWEEK: YOU’RE GONNA GET US KILLED!
PIP: We can't die, moron
PIP: Didn't you say that to Thomas already?
TWEEK: …
TWEEK: Estella's safety psas fucked me up worse than I thought
PIP: Anywhom
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PIP: I wanted to meet up with you for a one on one 
TWEEK: A what
PIP: A one on one
PIP: Where we just
PIP: Talk?
PIP: Have you never  had a one to one conversation with someone before you sentient block of fermented cheese?
TWEEK: No?
TWEEK: And also
TWEEK: Don’t call me that
PIP: You smell of shitstain and dogwater 
PIP: Have you been hanging out with Clyde?
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TWEEK: What?
TWEEK: NO!
PIP: Don’t act with me
PIP: I can smell him from a mile away
PIP: Please don't say you're catching feelings for that tone deaf scene kid uncle fucker
TWEEK: I…
TWEEK: I mean…
TWEEK: Maybe a little?
PIP: Ohhhh lord, see me through this
TWEEK: His nightcore playlist is actually really good!!
PIP: He doesn't wipe his ASS. TWEEK.
TWEEK: It's not that big of a deal!
PIP: YES IT IS!
TWEEK: He’s really sweet..
TWEEK: I can excuse an unclean ass
PIP: I'm going to vomit all over your jacket, that is disgusting.
TWEEK: He really isn't as bad as people say he is!
PIP: He is an unwashed manchild
PIP: And it's rubbing off on you  too
PIP: God, I can smell the fact your music taste has worsened
PIP: ( sniff sniff  )  Nope
PIP: That's just fermented pudding on your head
TWEEK: I like puddin :D 
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PIP: Come on
TWEEK: What?
TWEEK: Where are we going???
PIP: To the laundromat
PIP: The laundromat
PIP: So we can wash the fucking stench of nightcore and cringe off of you
PIP: Come now
PIP: We can’t bring you back to the others smelling like a gamer stuck to their sofa
TWEEK: I don't understand…
TWEEK: What even is a laundro… laun…. laundre….. laun….
TWEEK: AGHHH!!
TWEEK: WHATEVER YOU SAID!!!
PIP: Laundromat you poor
PIP: Stinky
PIP: Stupid
PIP: Summer child
TWEEK: ????
PIP: It's a place where you wash your nasty clothes
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TWEEK: What???
TWEEK: You can just???
TWEEK: DO THAT???
PIP: Yes, yes, my dumpster dwelling nuisance, you can do that!
TWEEK: UNHOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME!
TWEEK: I CAN JUST LIKE
TWEEK: THROW MY CLOTHES IN THERE??? TWEEK: AND THEY COME OUT CLEAN???
PIP: Not exactly…
PIP: You have to put them into a machine
PIP: The machines do all the work FOR you
PIP: Because, well, 
PIP: Most are too incompetent to do something as simple as washing their clothes
TWEEK: WOAHHH
TWEEK: UNHOLY
TWEEK: TAKE ME INTO THE LAUNDRY MATE RIGHT NOW
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PIP: ….
PIP: The
PIP: …
PIP: The what ?
TWEEK: The
TWEEK: The laundry mate
PIP: That
PIP: No
PIP: That's not what it's called
PIP: It's laundromat
PIP: Say it with me
PIP: Laun
TWEEK: Laun
PIP: Dro
TWEEK: Dro
PIP: Mat
TWEEK: Mat
PIP: Okay, now say it faster
PIP: Laun
TWEEK: Laun
PIP: Dro
TWEEK: Dro
PIP: Mat
TWEEK: Mat
PIP: Laundromat!
TWEEK: Lawn dre mat!
PIP: …
PIP: Why do I even bother
TWEEK: What?? What did I say??
PIP: I swear to god Tweek, when we get inside that fucking laundromat I will shove you into the fucking washing machine and watch you DROWN
TWEEK: What?
PIP: You heard me you incompetent fucking POKÉMON 
PIP: Come here. Now.
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TWEEK: Eeeeeehhhhh
TWEEK: Eeeeeggehhhh
TWEEK: Eeegrrrhhghhh
TWEEK: ….
TWEEK: Do I get 
TWEEK: …
TWEEK: Do…
TWEEK: Do I…
TWEEK: Do I get a…
TWEEK: Do I get a puddin’ out of it?
PIP: …
PIP: Are you
PIP: SHITTING ME??
PIP: ….
PIP: Of course!
TWEEK: Really???
TWEEK: I get a puddin’???
PIP: No.
TWEEK: Awhhh… 
PIP: I'll shove your corpse into the dryer when i'm done with it
TWEEK: ….What did you say?
PIP: I will watch you cough up fucking bubbles
PIP: You get no pudding
PIP: I hope you die
TWEEK: ( Crying )
PIP: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BAKUGOU CLONE
TWEEK: ( Uglier crying ) PIP: UGHHHH
PIP: FIIIIIINE PIP: I'LL GET YOU YOUR FUCKING PUDDING AT DENNY'S PIP: WILL YOU STOP CRYING NOW?!?!?
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TWEEK: ( Gasp )
TWEEK: YAY!! PUDDIN!!
PIP: You can even dumpster dive for it like the rat  you are
TWEEK: YIPPIEEE!!
(Edits by @pissblanket)
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ka1t0-s · 11 months
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I've been loving nightbringer so much so far-- I think it's the first time in obey me history I've caught up to the last lesson that's out (which will probably change w due time, I'm terrible at keeping my cards lvled up) and the story has been fun for me so far. I havent played obey me since like early 2022-- so this is quite nostalgic yet fresh for me.
but anyways, the music battles r fine, controls weirded me out at first but I can manage. it was more jarring how the songs used were remixed and nightcored ver. of obey me songs. rlly putting the night in nightbringer I see.
however, speaking on the plot, I find that it had some missed potential? like no one else would care tbh and I can understand why but. THE DOMESTICALITY?? THE BROTHERS SETTLING INTO HOL??? missed opportunity may I say I'd EAT THAT UP!! 
like screw (affectionately, I dont hate this game) the "oh we had it modified to suit our tastes" and now everyone's room looks exactly like how they do in present time. I do understand why they do, and this isnt a case of me being like "grrr they are using the same assets!! they're so lazy boo blah blah blah" as for how rarely weve seen their room in the main story it doesnt matter. its just been a few messily scenes.
but NO. show me asmo fretting over how his room isnt pretty enough. how he needs flowers decorating his room, or vines, or gahh-- anything with some life and freshness and beauty in here because his pink bedsheets are NOT enough.
give lucifer considering his room fine and then instantly stumbling across a cursed item shop, buying some if not most of the stock and then spending a solid hour or two muttering to himself about how this should go here, or how disappointing it is that an item's too big for the spot he pictured it.
let me watch as satan buys up half the bookstore and instead of placing them on his half full shelves, start to slowly pile em up on his floor. LET ME SEE SATAN SLOWLY START THE BOOK PILE PROIR TO HIS ROOM BEING COVERED END TO END IN BOOKS!!!
or mammon. like cmon this man did NOT always have a pooltable or car in his room. show me how he gets a car, or more importantly how it ends up in his room. I'd always assumed his room was connected to a garage of sorts, but seeing as his is on the second floor I doubt that to be the case anymore. fr tho how did he get it in there? magic or smth? have barb teleport it in??
the twins... well I think they have the most believable room of the boys. they're twins, they want to share a room, they have it modified to look both red and purple, compared to whatever colors it was before. overall, they dont do much in that room, beel works out and sleeps there(obv) and bel also just sleeps and naps in there. they dont have it cluttered or stuff. however, I've always wondered what the area above the beds is. a way to the balcony? a balcony in general? or just a small lounge area? I like to imagine it's a small lounge area w a window for bel to look out of, but hey. their room is fine otherwise, unless i missed something.
and leviathan... ah... levi... first of all. NO WAY HE HAD THAT MANY FIGURES. even if he bought them in the castle he did NOT have that many. the collection in present time is after YEARS UPON YEARS of collecting. I feel like they missed Levi's mark the biggest out of the game. I'm rusty, so bear with me, but I'm positive that celestial realm isnt big on technology, hence simeons utter lack of any. Luke's easy to teach as hes young and it sticks, but not simeon. that and, lucifer is the reason he got into it(according to barbatos on the homescreen in OG!bey me!). plus in the angel event or whatever, they went vagely back to how they were as Angel's, or at the very least how they should of been like as Angel's, that parts in the air as I disliked the event and it was how long ago? so all signs point to him not being a shut in until post fall. but otherwise, I firmly belive that levi woudlnt of found anime until they were in devildom, of which lucifer is tired of seeing him mope about and introduces him to something light hearted and childish (only for him to later slightly regret that decision). I wouldve adored that sweet moment between the two, but alas I'll settle for what I got.
however, I'd live for the game to show me HOW and WHY he sleeps in the tub, ik its cause hes comfy but until I find out why he doesnt have a bed I'm going to firmly belive that HoL only had 5 bedrooms plus the guest one downstairs, and that levi was content taking over the "smaller" of the two washrooms, because he didnt want to be close to the kitchen or downstairs, plus fishtank. like that washroom in that romeo and juliet movie. fishtank washroom. if you know what I mean.
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writer-komaru · 2 years
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Heyoo! I’m so incredibly sorry for the wait!! T T
I’ve been having a tiny bit of trouble with my inspiration, so it’s just been staring at my wips, contemplating what to do. I’ll finish them soon tho!
Two things I’d like to say…
Just in case you guys want to listen to some different versions of songs (aka slowed + Nightcore) but you can’t find them, I have a YT channel with some!
But anyways, on to the actual brain rot for this fine evening
T///T
(NSFW!!!)
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Now playing - mine ~ slowed ~ slayyyter
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Imagine this. We all know Sōda and how he is a fucking perv, right?
Well, I believe that he is the kinda guy who-
Wait, let me say this first.
Since he has had pretty much no experience with ladies/guys, sexual or not, he would be surprisingly shy at the start of the relationship. Either it be blushing furiously just from a hug or literally jumping up and down with excitement at his first kiss with you, you could say he is the definition of virgin.
But, on to what I was saying before, since he is a mega pervert, he’s got a lot (and I mean obscene) amount of knowledge when it comes to sex, masterbation, you name it.
So… after a while in the relationship, he starts to… ask for things…
What are those things, you may ask? Well…
Very… taboo things.
“Hey… uh… I know this might sound really weird, but can I help you masterbate? Ah! Ouch! Why did you hit me? Look, I’m sorry, okay, I just- uh- I just think it would be… nice…”
Ahhaha! You thought he was going to ask you for blow jobs? Hahah! Nah, he is way to nervous for that. But helping you masterbate?
Sign. Him. The. Heck. UPP!!
And trust me, he actually does a very, veeery good job.
He knows how to use his toys, if you know what I mean. ;)
When you agree he is so extremely excited to try out his… collection on you instead of just himself!
He will let you pick anything! Vibe, dildo, clamps, etc. he has it all! (Which makes sense, honestly. He has a higher sex drive then others, not teruteru tho-, so he has had to find ways to… relief his pressure. )
Let’s say you choose a vibe for the sake of this Drabble.
He will gently place you on his lap and slowly begin taking off your clothes, already starting to drool. As soon as he sees your sex, he feels his dick harden against you, making him a tad embarrassed. He daintily presses the vibe, which is at the lowest setting, against your sex, causing you to moan and arch you back against him.
To be honest, you both don’t last very long when he helps you out. He is so obsessed with the way your slick runs down the vibe and coats his fingers.
Just as you feel yourself getting closer, you hear sōda moan as his dick twitches one last time and releases in his pants, right against your ass.
But he still keeps going, and he will until you can’t handle the overstim anymore.
After a very long session of pleasuring you and unintentionally pleasuring himself, sōda flops down against the bed, his boxers seeping with cum. Tears and drool is rolling down his face, all fucked out from only pleasing you.
And God fucking damn it is it hot~
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sylphfessions · 10 months
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hey kanaya! i'm john egbert, can i get a shufflemancy for the relationship i had with my dave? i can't really tell if we were platonic or romantic.
thanks so much!
For Some Reason I Had Extreme Trouble Getting This One Down, I Got You Can’t Fight The Homestuck Twice In A Row And Nightcore Which Was Odd. I Also Apologize For The Wait, I Have Been Extremely Busy With Work. As Usual, Everything Is Below The Cut.
Sweet Tooth- Cavetown
Pull my head out the sand Try as hard as I can Guess I must be satisfactory You said you love me exactly the way I am And you know I find it hard to understand Pay a visit to the doctor 'cause I have
A sweet tooth for you I'm wide awake The sugar went straight to my brain Feel like a kid, I double tap My chest with my fist I like you Say it back
I Think The Tone Of This Song Is Blatantly Obvious, So I Dont Think Ill Need To Discuss That In Depth. But What I Can Glean From This Is If The Feelings Are Indeed Romantic, They May Have Been Unhealthy, At Least In The Beginning. The Song Details How The Narrator Is In Love, But The Feelings Are Like A "Sugar Rush" As Well As Discussing Their Feelings Of Inadequacy And Their Need For The Other To Love Them And "Say It Back." Though This May Not Be The Case For You, As You Do Know Yourself Best. If This Resonates, I Hope You Can Sort Out What You Were Feeling And Your Memories. Safe Travels, John!
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