Re read Wayside School again recently and I forgot how deeply and intensely trans-coded Mac and Nancy were

Like, this is a children's book written in the late 1980s, but these two kids have a chapter where they switch names because their birth names don't match their genders. And it's Wayside school, so more attention is paid to the silliness of how they go about changing names, but it still is a deeply trans narrative. And everyone in the class accepts that Mac is Mac now, and they goof off switching names with each other. And the narrative makes it clear who's talking by mentioning their original, "real" name, but it never does that with Mac.

I love this series. It's so good, it captures the experience of being a kid so well.

What’s the one thing you would like to change about yourself today and why? Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?

For specific songlists, Spotify.  For random songs to blot the silence, Pandora.  Never Soundcloud. 2. is your room messy or clean?

It’s hard for my room to be messy when it’s literally just a bed and four walls.  My room is neither.  It’s just empty.

3. what color are your eyes?

Sometimes blue, sometimes green.

4. do you like your name? why?

I like it when both of my names are put together. “Cody Weber” sounds nice to me.  I like the double syllable sounds when combined to make four.  When I think of my first name on it’s own, though, and I suddenly don’t like it at all.

To me, “Cody” is the name of a child.  He’s getting yelled at by his mom for straying too far away from the designated play areas and is pretending as if he’s not listening.  For some reason, my name just doesn’t strike as one that belongs to a thirty year old man.  It was applicable when I was five.  At thirty, it makes me feel puerile.  5. what is your relationship status?

Jaded beyond repair. 6. describe your personality in 3 words or less

Up to you. 7. what color hair do you have?

Blonde 8. what kind of car do you drive? color?

A majestic, white 2006 Ford Taurus.  She used to get me all around the country without a hiccup, but she’s become stubborn in her old age and now only starts when she feels particularly inclined. 9. where do you shop? Thrift stores and the internet. 10. how would you describe your style? Pay attention to me, but only for a second and then knock it off. 11. favorite social media Used to be Tumblr until they got rid of the porn.  Now it’s probably Snapchat. 12. what size bed do you have? Queen without the queen. 13. any siblings? Cheyanne, Dakota, Jake. 14. if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? I romanticize Italy, but I have no idea if I’d actually love it as much as I think I would.  Nothing more beautiful than an Italian woman.  No food better than good Italian cuisine.  And the scenery seems breathtaking.  Would I actually like it, though?  Who knows. As far as places that I’ve actually been to and enjoyed, I wouldn’t mind living in New Orleans again.  Seattle was really nice.  If I had unlimited funds, I’d probably just go to LA, though.  That’s where all my favorite stuff happens. 15. favorite snapchat filter?  It’s always the one that exists for a day and then is randomly removed.  OH, BUT WE CAN HAVE THE STUPID DOG FILTER IN PERPETUITY, THOUGH. 16. how many times a week do you shower? 8-10. 17. favorite tv show? Right now, it’s KIDDING.  Brilliant show.

18. shoe size? 12. 19. how tall are you? 6′2.  Thanks Quackenbush genetics, by the way, because I’d be 5′4 or less otherwise.  I find it eternally impressive that my dad (a relatively short dude) impressed my mom (a relatively tall woman) to dig him.  No easy feat. 20.  sandals or sneakers? Boots. 21. do you go to the gym? If it wasn’t $400 annually, I definitely would.  But alas, that’s too rich for my blood. 22. describe your dream date. At this point in my life, I have 0 desire to even go on a date. 23. how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

Enough to feed myself.  Not enough to do anything fun. 24. what color socks are you wearing? Black. 25. how many pillows do you sleep with? One big one that the internet swore would help me sleep more soundly.  Spent like $100 on the damn thing and have experienced no difference. 26. do you have a job? what do you do? I use my camera.  I sling drinks. 27. how many friends do you have? More than I’ve ever had before, that’s for certain. 28. whats the worst thing you have ever done? It would be easier for me to compile a list of things I’m proud to have done.  Most of my time is spent being ashamed of one thing or another. 29. whats your favorite candle scent? I like the ones that smell like faux-forest. I hate the ones that smell like cinnamon. 30. favorite actor? Jim Carrey, Daniel Day-Lewis, Tom Hanks 31. favorite actress? Kate Winslet 32. who is your celebrity crush? Emmy Rossum.  She could get it. 33. favorite movie? Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind 34. do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? Yes, words are my favorite things in the world.  Favorite book is “Downtown Owl” by Chuck Klosterman and my favorite collection of poems is “What Matters Most Is How Well You Walk Through The Fire” by Charles Bukowski. 35. money or brains? I’ve dated rich girls.  I’ve dated smart girls. Consensus: Rich girls suck.  Smart girls know how to murder you without even trying. Can I try a pretty, poor girl that’s sweet and thoughtful?  Haven’t had that yet. 36. do you have a nickname? what is it? Some people affectionately refer to me as, “that fuckin’ prick.”  It’s really sweet. 37. how many times have you been to the hospital? Do people keep track of this kind of thing?  A lot when I was a kid.  Since insurance stopped being a thing, though, and only a handful. 38.  top 10 favorite songs I can’t do this for all-time lists because I love way too many songs for way too many reasons.  My top-ten AS OF THIS MOMENT list is as such, though. 1. LCD Soundsystem - I Can Change 2. Rex Orange County - Loving Is Easy 3. Two Feet - Had Some Drinks 4. Token - Flamingo Video Shoot 5. Joyner Lucas - I Love (ADHD) 6. Mac Miller - Objects In The Mirror 7. Bring Me The Horizon - Wonderful Life 8. The Taxpayers - I Love You Like An Alcoholic 9. Flora Cash - You’re Somebody Else 10. Benjamin Tod - Hungry For You Blues 39. do you take any medications daily? Albuterol for the asthma.  Cortizone 10 for the eczema. 40. what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) Painfully, utterly dry year round. 41. what is your biggest fear? At the risk of sounding melodramatic, I feel like I’ve already experienced most things I’m afraid of.  Chances are, if I fear it, the reason is because I know it’s going to happen at some point. 42. whats your go to hair style? Arrogantly disheveled.  43. what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) I still want to live in an RV and travel around at my leisure.  That’s the dream. 44. who is your role model? I don’t idolize anyone. 45. what was the last compliment you received? “You’re talented and I hate you.” - some dude at the bar. 46. what was the last text you sent? “Tomorrow would be fine.”  47. how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? I never got a chance to believe in Santa.  My grandma told me the whole thing was a lie when I was real young. 48. what is your dream car? Tesla’s seem like they’re moving in the direction of the future.  Probably one of them. 49. opinion on smoking? It’s fucking retarded and I can’t stop. 50. do you go to college? You know how stupid people will always tell you that they have “street smarts” because they weren’t formally educated and don’t want to feel excluded intellectually? Yeah, I got street smarts. 51. what is your dream job? DEAREST full time, on the road, playing venues and bars and festivals. 52. would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? It doesn’t make much of a difference to me.  When I live in the suburbs, I wish I lived rural.  When rural, I wish that I was around more people.  Can’t be pleased, this guy. 52. do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? Nah, because I usually use them AT the hotel.  When a hotel feels particularly special, though, I’ll keep the room key.  I have a useless key from a Best Value Inn from April of 2017 that I’ll never get rid of, for instance, and another one from a bougie hotel in New Orleans.  Not sure why I do it, other than the fact that I’m absolutely 100% an emotive pack-rat. 53. do you have freckles? I have one on the left side of my face due to falling asleep on a Florida beach in 2016.  I thought it was cancer for a while.  One time, I was seeing a girl and she said it was her favorite feature on my face.  Mostly, I forget it’s there unless it’s pointed out. 54.  do you smile for pictures? Not if I can help it. 55. how many pictures do you have on your phone? I don’t know, a couple thousand? 56. have you ever peed in the woods? I piss outside whenever I can.  There’s something primitive and carnal about it.  If I get the chance, I’ll be peeing outside. 57. do you still watch cartoons? F Is For Family is one of my favorite shows at the moment. 58. do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? I’m not a big nugget guy.  Gimme a Baconator.  59. Favorite dipping sauce? Sriracha.  60. what do you wear to bed? Nothing, usually. 61.  have you ever won a spelling bee? I got really close a couple times in my formative years. 62. what are your hobbies? photos, writing, music, videos, destroying myself from the inside out like a dying star, listening to sad songs that will only make me more sad because I’m not a smart man. 63. can you draw? Only parallels.  64. do you play an instrument? Drums, guitar, bass, synth, and I’m trying to learn to sing better.  I wish I could play the piano. 65.  what was the last concert you saw? Every Time I Die in Iowa City. 66. tea or coffee? Tea is just fancy sink water.  Coffee 100 times out of 100. 67. Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? Cafe Paradiso. 68. do you want to get married? I do not see that in my future, nah.  Too jaded. 69. what is your crush’s first and last initial? I don’t have one.  Emmy Rossum could still get it, though. 70. are you going to change your last name when you get married? Even if I were to ever get married, I don’t think I’d ever change my name, no.  I’m not new-age or enlightened enough for that. 71. what color looks best on you? White. 72. do you miss anyone right now? Sure. 73. do you sleep with your door open or closed? What kind of idiot sleeps with the door open?  Gross. 74. do you believe in ghosts? Only the ones that live inside your head. 75. what is your biggest pet peeve? When someone spills something on a carpet and scrubs the substance out.  Something about that just makes me squirm.  76. last person you called? My mom.  She didn’t answer. 77. favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate. 78. regular oreos or golden oreos? Golden Oreos are an abomination from God and I don’t trust anybody that prefers them over the original. 79. chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? Sprinkles are fucking useless. 80. what shirt are you wearing? A blue sweater. 81. what is your phone background? Whatever came on it when I bought it. 82. are you outgoing or shy? 1-4 Drinks - Shy 4+ Drinks - Outgoing as fuck. 83. do you like it when people play with your hair? If in the right context, sure.  Laying in bed as I’m falling asleep?  Totally appropriate.  At 1:30 AM while I’m trying to have a conversation with somebody at the bar?  Fuck off with that shit. 84. do you like your neighbors? One of them saved our dog when he chewed a layer of fence out and got his neck stuck.  I like him. 85. do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? Is face-washing not a normal thing or something? 86. have you ever been high? lol. 87. have you ever been drunk? LOL. 88. last thing you ate? Domino’s Pizza, last night. 89. favorite lyric right now? “I used to promise you I'd keep you out my lyrics You’re gonna hate me even more when you hear this.“ 90. summer or winter? Winter sucks.  Summer’s nice. 91. day or night? The part of morning when day and night look exactly the same. 92. dark, milk, or white chocolate? Milk.  I’m an American, baby. 93. favorite month? April. 94. what is your zodiac sign? Virgo, but it’s all nonsense that means nothing. 95. who was the last person you cried in front of? Someone that shouldn’t have sat witness to it. 96.  what did your last relationship teach you? Love can be enough, too much, and not enough all at the same time depending on your vantage point.

97.  what’s the one thing you would like to change about yourself today and why? I wish  I was less cynical.  It’s my least favorite human characteristic and something I struggle with as a defining characteristic for myself. 98.  which fictional character do you believe is the most like yourself? Joel in Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. 99.  what are your beliefs on god? I don’t believe she exists and have a bone to pick with her if she does. 100.  do you usually follow your heart or your head? heart always wins and it never should.

103 (?) Questions Answered.

I know this isn’t how this “game” works, but I had him on my mind and I needed a distraction. So, here’s 103 questions about me answered... I think. I’m pretty sure I numbered it wrong somewhere, but I don’t have the mental strength to fix it right now. Enjoy all of this completely useless information! It helped me forget, at least for a while.

1. Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Spotify.

2. Is your room messy or clean? Clean…ish... most of the time...

3. What color are your eyes? Sea foam blue-green.

4. Do you like your name? why? Yes. IDK, I guess it just sounds pretty.

5. What is your relationship status? Engaged.

6. Describe your personality in 3 words or less. Witty, absent minded, empathetic.

7. What color hair do you have? Dark Brown.

8. What kind of car do you drive? color? I don't have a car yet.

9. Where do you shop? Walmart mostly.

10. How would you describe your style? Girly casual.

11. Favorite social media account? Tumblr.

12. What size bed do you have? Queen.

13. Any siblings? One blood younger bother and one adopted younger sister.

14. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Why? Japan because I love their culture.

15. Favorite Snapchat filter? It’s an old one and I don’t think it’s there anymore, but the butterfly crown.

16. Favorite makeup brand(s)? Maybelline and Covergirl. I don’t like to spend a lot of money on makeup.

17. How many times a week do you shower? Three to four.

18. Favorite TV show? Avatar: The Last Airbender.

19. Shoe size? 7½ US

20. How tall are you? 5’0

21. Sandals or sneakers? Sandals!

22. Do you go to the gym? Occasionally. Been meaning to start going more.

23. Describe your dream date A day in Disney or Hawaii.

24. How much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? Bold of you to assume I have money at all.

25. What color socks are you wearing? I'm barefoot at the moment.

26. How many pillows do you sleep with? Only one. I hate a crowded bed.

27. Do you have a job? What do you do? Currently unemployed at the moment due to certain circumstances.

28. How many friends do you have? I have a lot of friends, but only about six or seven close ones.

29. What’s the worst thing you have ever done? I used a guy’s feelings for me to get free food. I know that sounds bad, but they were aware that I was dating my fiancé and they were supposed to be getting married themselves, but still continued to try and pursue me anyway. Figured I may as well get a Big Mac and some Pepsi out of it.

30. Whats your favorite candle scent? Vanilla!

31. Three favorite boy names? Eric, Mason, and Xander.

32. Three favorite girl names? Brielle, Brooklyn, and Scarlett.

33. Favorite actor? Adam Driver.

34. Favorite actress? Jennifer Lawrence.

35.Who is your celebrity crush? Well, I just found out that he’s secretly been a manipulative monster all this time… so no one right now.

36. Favorite movie? Titanic.

37. Do you read a lot? What’s your favorite book? I hardly ever read “traditional” literature, but among the ones I have read my favorites are Hatchet and Bud not Buddy.

38. Money or brains? Brains.

39. Do you have a nickname? What is it? Usually just Kay. My Papaw used to call me Booch. I don’t know where he got it or why he called me that, but he did. He passed away in 2013, though, so no one calls me that anymore.

40. How many times have you been to the hospital? Admitted? About 5 or 6 times. Visited? More than I can count.

41. Top 10 favorite songs? These change on a regular basis, but for now they are:

43.Do you take any medications daily? I take a total of 4 medications every night before bed

44. What is your skin type (oily, dry, etc)? Combination.

45. What is your biggest fear? This is going to sound childish, but the dark. Well, I guess it’s not actually the dark its self that scares me, it’s knowing that there could be something standing less than five feet in front of you and you’d have no way of knowing. It’s more of what could be hiding in the dark than the actual dark.

46. How many kids do you want? Zero, zip, nadda.

47. Whats your go to hair style? Braid for a day or two then down until I wash my hair again.

48.What type of house do you live in? Small-medium apartment.

49. Who is your role model? I really look up to my old band teacher a lot. He always has something inspiring to say and makes you feel like you can conquer the world.

50. What was the last compliment you received? I was told that I was super kind and sweet.

51. What was the last text you sent? “Well, if I ever play it with you you’ll get to hear me freaking the fuck out. 😂😂😂”- Sent to my buddy James when he told me about Phasmophobia.

52. How old were you when you found out Santa wasn’t real? My mom never told us that Santa was real to begin with. She felt like lying to us was wrong so she just… told us straight up.

53. What is your dream car? Just your typical, modern Chevy or Nissan. I don’t really want anything flashy, just something that can get me from point A to point B in comfort.

54. Opinion on smoking? I've lost three of my four grandparents to smoking induced lung cancer. One of those was my Mamaw who I watched cough up her lungs through a tube when I was only six. Don’t fucking do it.

55. Do you go to college? I did at one point. Hoping to return one day.

56. What is your dream job? Running my own YouTube channel or marching band… or both. Being an Achievement Hunter doesn’t sound like a bad gig either.

57. Would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? Suburbs. People love the rural lifestyle until they hear about these new, hip things like Uber, Grub Hub, on time delivery, and fast internet.

58. Do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? Are you… not supposed to?

59. Do you have freckles? Nope.

60. Do you smile for pictures? Usually, yes.

61. How many pictures do you have on your phone? 570. Had a shit ton more, but I backed them up to my Google account and freed up a bunch of space.

62. Have you ever peed in the woods? I grew up in the middle of redneck county where camping is an extension of one's self… of course I have.

63. Do you still watch cartoons? ...Duh?

64. Do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonald's? Mick D's!

65. Favorite dipping sauce? Ranch or honey mustard.

66. What do you wear to bed? Panties and a large nightshirt.

67. Have you ever won a spelling bee? Hell no. I can spell, but not unless I’m writing it.

68. What are your hobbies? Playing the trumpet, singing, sewing, writing, cooking, and video games.

69. Can you draw? Can pigs fly?

70. Do you play an instrument? Yes! I play trumpet (as mentioned earlier), flute, and piano.

71.What was the last concert you saw? I've never been to a concert unless you consider all the choir and band concerts I've participated in over the years.

72. Tea or coffee? Coffee.

73. Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? Starbucks.

74. Do you want to get married? Currently engaged, so yes.

75. What is your crush’s first and last initial? WI

76. Are you going to change your last name when you get married? Yes.

78. What color looks best on you? Red.

79. Do you miss anyone right now? Oof… too soon… Well, I miss the person I thought he was, not him... does that count?

80. Do you sleep with your door open or closed? Open. If my cats can’t sleep with me, they bring hell.

81. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes… and no. It’s hard to explain.

82. What is your biggest pet peeve? Someone telling me to go do something when I'm already doing it or was on my way to do it.

83. Last person you called? The fiancé.

84. Favorite ice cream flavor? Moose Tracks or Vanilla.

85. Regular Oreo's or golden Oreo's? Regular double stuffed or nothing.

86. Chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? Rainbow.

87. What shirt are you wearing? My old marching band shirt.

89. What is your phone background?

Created by this artist.

90. Are you outgoing or shy? Depends on situation. If I'm comfortable, I'm outgoing. If I’m not, I'm quiet and shy.

91. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Yes, but my hair is curly and it frizzes up when people run their fingers through it so no.

92. Do you like your neighbors? Yeah, they’re okay.

93. Do you wash your face? At night? In the morning? I wash my face every night before bed.

94. Have you ever been high? Nope.

95. Have you ever been drunk? Yes.

96. Last thing you ate? Homemade air-fried popcorn chicken. Made it myself and it was delicious.

97. Favorite lyrics right now? “It’s OK not to be OK.”

98. Summer or winter? Summer!

99. Day or Night? Night!

100. Dark, milk, or white chocolate? Milk!

101. Favorite month? June.

102. What is your zodiac sign? Gemini.

103. Who was the last person you cried in front of? The fiancé.

will you do all the numbers of the tag list thingy :)

Kassy: oh my lanta! here we go

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Kassy: none. if I’m not listening to my iTunes collection, you’ll catch me listening to 8tracks

is your room messy or clean?Kassy: my room is literally a disaster 98% of the time. to be honest, its totally a depression thing.

what color are your eyes?Kassy: every possible shade between blue and grey. My eyes change based on lighting as well as my mood.

do you like your name? why?Kassy: yea sure. it’s somewhat a popular name, but still not one I hear very often. And I spell it differently so Starbucks trips are fun xD

what is your relationship status?Kassy: completely and utterly in love with the most amazing human being on the planet

describe your personality in 3 words or lessKassy: loving, bubbly, soft

what color hair do you have?Kassy: I will suck out your soul xD

what kind of car do you drive? color?Kassy: none, currently. But when I do drive, its my dads grey Ford Focus

where do you shop?Kassy: wherever has what I’m looking for. Got Topic and Forever21 are my biggest go to’s

how would you describe your style?Kassy: I dress for comfort. Leggings 98% of the time and it varies what I’m wearing with them.

favorite social media accountKassy: definitely Tumblr. But snapchat is a close second

what size bed do you have?Queen size. Buuuuuut, when Ryan sleeps over, I really wish I had a king, cause him and Jynx are total bed hogs!!

any siblings?Kassy: One. A brother who is 10.5 years older

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?Kassy: hmmmmmm..... right where I am. I would say Florida so I’m closer to DisneyWorld, but in all honesty, the travelling there is all part of the fun. I love flying!

favorite snapchat filter?Kassy: its a tossup between the puppy and the snow bunny.

favorite makeup brand(s)Kassy: I’m a complete whore for MAC and Kat Von D. KVD more for everyday wear though

how many times a week do you shower?Kassy: depends on where my depression is sitting, if I’m being honest.

favorite tv show?Kassy: that’s currently on tv? Once Upon A Time

shoe size?Kassy: US woman’s 9

how tall are you?Kassy: 5′8″

sandals or sneakers?Kassy: both. all depends on the time of year

do you go to the gym?Kassy: once in a while. again, all depends on my depression that day

describe your dream dateKassy: being with the person/people I love most. Doesn't matter what we are doing. Just being with him and including him in my life

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?Kassy: I think probably about $7 in change

what color socks are you wearing?Kassy: I dont really wear socks. I feel super constricted.

how many pillows do you sleep with?Kassy: 4 are on my bed. But I really only sleep with 2

do you have a job? what do you do?Kassy: I’m a preschool teacher 

how many friends do you have?Kassy: enough to make my heart feel very full

whats the worst thing you have ever done?Kassy: I can't think of a particular moment, but everyone has rough patches in their lives

whats your favorite candle scent?Kassy: its always between Mango, Vanilla or Peppermint

3 favorite boy namesKassy: James (not even kidding), Kyson and Brayden 

3 favorite girl namesKassy: Lily (again I’m literally not even kidding), Addison and Rayden

favorite actor?Kassy: Colin O’Donoghue 

favorite actress?Kassy: Jennifer Aniston

who is your celebrity crush?Kassy: its a total toss up between Colin O’Donoghue and Jenson Ackles

favorite movie?Kassy: I actually don't have one. There are just too many amazing movies!!

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?Kassy: I don't really have a lot of time to read

money or brains?Kassy: brains. because smarts can get riches. Riches can't get smarts.

do you have a nickname? what is it?Kassy: sooooo maaaaany!! Kassasasie, Padfoot, Nala, Kass, Cissy, and too many others

how many times have you been to the hospital?Kassy: too many times to count

top 10 favorite songsKassy: again, theres too many amazing songs in the world. I can't narrow it down to just ten

do you take any medications daily?Kassy: nope!

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)Kassy: when I was a teenager, it was combination, but now its dry

what is your biggest fear?Kassy: being alone

how many kids do you want?Kassy: ideally, 2 that are biologically mine. But I do want 3 kids

whats your go to hair style?Kassy: thrown back into a ponytail. Cant take that dance life away from me lmao

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)Kassy: its a townhouse. I can't say size though because big and small are all based on perception 

who is your role model?Kassy: myself in 10 years

what was the last compliment you received?Kassy: my parents and I went out to dinner 2 weeks ago and I felt super ugly that day. hair was gross and pulled back, no makeup, sweats, I was sick. And the waitress told me that I was gorgeous

what was the last text you sent?Kassy: to Ryan telling him that I love him

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?Kassy: I never really “found out”. I just kinda grew up and knew. No omg moment or anything.

what is your dream car?Kassy: honestly, the biggest inhumanity to the earth and my pocket on gas... lmao a Jeep Wrangler.

opinion on smoking?Kassy: I suggest not doing it. It’s super bad for your health. But I mean, I used to smoke... so like, I don't want to say anything hypocritical? lol but yea, make good choices

do you go to college?Kassy: not at the moment

what is your dream job?Kassy: stay at home mom, honestly. but economy can't support that. So exactly what I'm doing

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?Kassy: Rural. I absolutely need to be surrounded with city lol

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?Kassy: answered already

do you have freckles?Kassy: NOOOOOOOOOOO :(

do you smile for pictures?Kassy: yep. not with teeth all the time though.

how many pictures do you have on your phone?Kassy: 1,517. There are a lot of screenshots and useless things I need to delete lol

have you ever peed in the woods?Kassy: not in the woods, but in a forrest

do you still watch cartoons?Kassy: Disney Girl for life!

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?Kassy: McD’s

Favorite dipping sauce?Kassy: either ranch or plum sauce

what do you wear to bed?Kassy: underwear and a tank top

have you ever won a spelling bee?Kassy: I live for autocorrect, so nope lmao

what are your hobbies?Kassy: this lmao thats it

can you draw?Kassy: absolutely not

do you play an instrument?Kassy: piano

what was the last concert you saw?Kassy: Demi Lovato/Nick Jonas

tea or coffee?Kassy: tea, all the way

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?Kassy: we don't have Dunkin, so Starbucks

do you want to get married?Kassy: yep! Hopefully in the next few years

what is your crush’s first and last initial?Kassy: K but you don't need to know the last initial

are you going to change your last name when you get married?Kassy: 100%!! That is honestly one of the things I’m most excited about

what color looks best on you?Kassy: purple

do you miss anyone right now?Kassy: le boyfriend

do you sleep with your door open or closed?Kassy: answered

do you believe in ghosts?Kassy: I believe in spirits, yes

what is your biggest pet peeve?Kassy: I have many lol

last person you called`Kassy: Moony

favorite ice cream flavor?Kassy: either Reese’s, cookie dough or mint chocolate chip

regular oreos or golden oreos?Kassy: Regular

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?Kassy: RAINBOWWWW

what shirt are you wearing?Kassy: just a tan coloured tank top

what is your phone background?Kassy: fan art of James and Lily

are you outgoing or shy?Kassy: I like to think equal parts of both

do you like it when people play with your hair?Kassy: no, not really

do you like your neighbors?Kassy: he's an airline pilot so I’ve never met him cause he's rarely home

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?Kassy: this is terrible, but nope lol

have you ever been high?Kassy: its how I survived high school to be honest

have you ever been drunk?Kassy: too often

last thing you ate?Kassy: dinner which was a rice dish my mom makes

favorite lyrics right nowKassy: the chorus to fight song

summer or winter?Kassy: if its what this winter was like, then that!

day or night?Kassy: day. not a fan of the dark. too much anxiety 

dark, milk, or white chocolate?Kassy: white. Im allergic to the others

favorite month?Kassy: October

what is your zodiac signKassy: Pisces

who was the last person you cried in front of?Kassy: Ryan

1-100, attempt #2

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? I used to use Pandora, but now @x-i-a-t and I share a spotify ❤
is your room messy or clean?
My room is a mess just like my life. I am currently going through my clothes though so it might get a little cleaner.
what color are your eyes?
Brown/Hazel
do you like your name? why?
Not really, I was made fun of alot as a kid😂
what is your relationship status? 
Happily taken
describe your personality in 3 words or less
“Pretty, dying, sarcasm” -Alex
what color hair do you have?
Brunette 
what kind of car do you drive? color?
Welp this is awkward
where do you shop?
Target
how would you describe your style?
Lazy
favorite social media account
Tumblr
what size bed do you have? 
Twin
any siblings?
Nah fam
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?
Anywhere Trump isn’t President.
favorite snapchat filter? 
The one that makes your mouth huge😂
favorite makeup brand(s)
Elf, Revlon, tarte
how many times a week do you shower?
7 lol
favorite tv show?
Criminal minds
shoe size?
9/10
how tall are you?
5'7"
sandals or sneakers? 
For what? I like both for different things
do you go to the gym? 
Pshhhhhh no
describe your dream date
With Alex ❤ (that’s it thats the only requirement)
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?
Literally 0 I never carry cash
what color socks are you wearing? 
I’m not wearing socks
how many pillows do you sleep with?
3 & a body pillow
do you have a job? what do you do? 
I’m a pool attendant, I maintain the chemical levels and clean the pool. Watch assholes who don't listen to me
how many friends do you have? 
Like 2… Alex & Ariel and I’m dating one.
whats the worst thing you have ever done? 
Oh dear Lord I have no idea
whats your favorite candle scent? 
Lemon mint tea from bath and body works 
3 favorite boy names
Jeremy (that’s all i got) 
3 favorite girl names
Olivia (all I got)
favorite actor? 
Russel Crowe
favorite actress? 
Uhm. Molly Ringwald
who is your celebrity crush?
Shemar Moore
favorite movie? 
A Beautiful Mind
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 
Nope and no clue 
money or brains? 
Brains can get you money.
do you have a nickname? what is it? 
My name is too short for that 
how many times have you been to the hospital?
For myself? Zero (besides like birth and having jaundice as a child lol)
top 10 favorite songs
Do not make me do this. I really like Disturbed’s Immortalized album right now but that’ll change 
do you take any medications daily? 
Birth control? Lol
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)
Fucking oil pit
what is your biggest fear? 
Failure 
how many kids do you want? 
2 maybe
whats your go to hair style?
Straight and down. I have a lot of hair
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 
An apartment lol
who is your role model? 
No idea really 
what was the last compliment you received?
I’m not sure but something from Alex I assume
what was the last text you sent?
I think I could get an A- but like it’s unlikely.
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?
Like 10?
what is your dream car? 
One I don’t have to drive. 
opinion on smoking?
Stop 
do you go to college? 
Sadly 
what is your dream job? 
Referee of the puppy bowl
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 
Suburbs 
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 
Obviously?
do you have freckles? 
No
do you smile for pictures?
Yes
how many pictures do you have on your phone? 
Couple hundred 
have you ever peed in the woods? 
Yes it’s freaking hard
do you still watch cartoons? 
Not really but I just don’t want tv
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
Wendy’s 
Favorite dipping sauce?
Ranch 
what do you wear to bed? 
Tank top and undies (flannel pants if I’m cold
have you ever won a spelling bee?
I’ve never been in one so no
what are your hobbies?
Sleeping?
can you draw? 
No 
do you play an instrument?
No
what was the last concert you saw? 
Skillet? I think? 
tea or coffee?
Tea
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
Dunkin Donuts
do you want to get married?
Eventually 
what is your crush’s first and last initial?
AL
are you going to change your last name when you get married? 
Yes
what color looks best on you? 
Black i hope 
do you miss anyone right now? 
Well Alex went to work, does that count
do you sleep with your door open or closed?
Closed
do you believe in ghosts?
With my beliefs on death and the lack of afterlife/higher being, I shouldn’t. But I think it’s a cool concept so I do 
what is your biggest pet peeve? 
When people disagree with me to say the exact same thing i just said. 
last person you called`
My insurance company 🙃
favorite ice cream flavor? 
Superman/blue moon
regular oreos or golden oreos? 
Regular 
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 
Neither honestly but chocolate if I had to pick
what shirt are you wearing? 
A lavender tank top
what is your phone background?
Alex & I
are you outgoing or shy?
In the middle 
do you like it when people play with your hair?
Uhm YES 
do you like your neighbors? 
I don’t know them
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?
Both
have you ever been high? 
Yes
have you ever been drunk? 
No
last thing you ate? 
Mac & cheese (I’m an adult)
favorite lyrics right now
Any disturbed lyrics 
summer or winter? 
Summer for lack of school winter for the cuddles 
day or night? 
Nightdark, milk, or white chocolate? 
Milk 
favorite month?
May I guess?
what is your zodiac sign
Taurus who was the last person you cried in front of?
I was going to say Alex but I think i stopped before he was with me. So I really don’t know. I hide my emotions. So if my snake or cat count, then them.