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nikosomething · 3 years

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HEYYYY I'm back, very late, I know! But *distressed gurgling noises*. Sorry?? As for fic recs and sangcheng, I'm going to wait until the reveal so I can DM you about it, if you would like? Yess, it's precisely sweating that makes me hate summer haha. It is, truly, yes, the time between Christmas and new year is so sweet, the liminal days as some Tumblr post put it. OMG I'M CACKLING. That was a ride!! dfgdhjshxjdjd yes it's Heaven's official blessing, or TGCF (shortened Chinese title). Yes, I have read both of mxtx's other works- TGCF and svsss. TGCF is my favorite of all three of her books!

Oh yeah, having Meng Yao realise earlier what a douche his dick of a father is would be most wonderful for him AND other characters. Much less grief, surely. I'm alright with any canon divergence with the side characters. I just don't like wwx and lwj making different choices lol. ANYTHING ELSE is super fine! Omg that sounds beautiful. I hope you had a merry Christmas, Niko! Ah we don't celebrate xmas, no! But my holidays have been delightful! Oh wow, that's such a detailed answer. (2)

I prefer tea these days. Back in college, I used to drink coffee on the regular. Now, however, I'm more interested in ginger tea these days. I make it fresh each time- grate fresh ginger, boil it in water with tea powder and some sugar on the stove. I haven't really tried fancy teas, I don't think I'm much of a teabag person. I'd need loose tea haha. I like the ritual of making it, you know? As it so happens, Niko, this bunny is allergic to apples. I start sneezing as soon as I eat even a single bite of an apple, same with pears as well. Guess what my favorite fruit is? Apples! *saddest bunny sniff* green apples more so but I can't eat them! 😔

Cooking shows are soooo good, but it's been years since I have seen a proper cooking show. All of your recs sound amazing, I might check them out next year when I have time (busy with college work, you see). Oooh what all have I watched? Mostly Netflix shows and cdramas. Cdramas first cuz those are the ones I recently watched and hence, also remember - Joy of Life, Nirvana in Fire, the romance of tiger and rose, Hikaru No Go, Go ahead, TGCF donghua. Western shows- locke and key, Euphoria, Sex Education, (ohmygod I seriously can't recall any other. Rip my memory but I watched SO MANY shows ahhhhhh), I'm currently watching Bridgerton. If I remember, I shall tell you when the reveal happens. NIKO, even I watched the pillowbook and it's prequel, and yes, I have to agree that they aren't my favourites too. They were mehhh. I only liked it cuz of Dijun (purple robes, silver hair fella)! (3)

I'm pretty sure I messed up the numbering. I hope you can figure them out AHHHHHHH I don't even know the number of this text dfgdjdhdjdhdhd

Questions now! Idk have many questions honestly haha. I'm just excited for the reveal lmao. Who amongst the MDZS characters, would be your best friend and who would be your enemy? Kiss marry kill- JC, NHS, WWX? What's your favorite and least favorite arc/subplot in MDZS/cql? Alright, that's all for now! Talk to you soon- 🐰

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Heyyyyy my dear bunny, I missed you!! But don't worry, life happens! I understand haha Alright, let's wait for the big reveal so you can give me all da SangCheng fic recs! I am EXCITED! Omg okay yes, TGCF, I recognise that. And SVSS, taht one too. That was one crazy ride it's true hahaha If TGCF is your fav then it's all the more reason for me to get to TGCF next! Who is your fav character in TGCF (I wanna have that in mind when I read it haha) Ohhh! Now that's interesting! Why don't you like canon divergence for WangXian? I am intrigued! And thank youuu! I had a great Xmas and great stomachache cause I just didn't stop eating hahaha I lay awake with cramps regretting everything just to do it all over again the next day oops... talk about learning from your mistakes and stuff... hahaha May I ask where you come from? Is it a personal decision that you don't celebrate, is it religiously influenced or is it because of where you live? I hope that didn't sound disrespectful, if so (if I ever sound disrespectful for that matter) please let me know. I am always willing to learn and improve! <3 Ohhh yes, fresh ginger tea is amazing! I have never tried it with sugar, though, but now I am curious. And I actually have a teashop right around the corner where I can get fancy loose tea. Tell me what you like and I'll send you something ;)

Ohhhh noooooes you are allergic to apples! Nooooo! I am so sorry, esp since you like them! I have a friend who is allergic to tomatoes but loves tomato sauce. Ahhh it always breaks my heart Oh! I watched the first episodes of Euphoria but then I didn't have access anymore and I was so sad about that. And I think I also watched Sex Ed! And Netflix recommended Bridgerton to me only yesterday. It seemed interesting! Do you like it so far? (Also Imma so gonan check out your recommendations!!) HAHAHAHA OMGGG BUNNY! YES; I ONLY WATCHED IT FOR DIJUN! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT hahahahahaha Also I was so confused when everything was different in Pillowbook. Like they took great care to build it all up in Eternal Love and then EVERYTHING. IS. DIFFERENT. Ohh but I loved the General. What's his name... the one who was by Dijun's side as his right hand man and leader of the troops during that one life. Do you know who I mean? The sweet sweet boy ahhh man I took a bazillion screenshots of him hahaha I enjoyed your numbering haha it was almost perfect hahaha

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Who yould be my best friend? Uhmmmm... I guess someone who supports me, likes my enthusiasm but also helps me remember how the world works and sprinkles in a tad of realism. Lan Xichen perhaps! And I'd also have a great time with Lan Jingyi! haha omg all the LansBut I'd enjoy the presence of most characters tbh!!Enemywise... I only dislike people who hurt others so I guess if I witnessed one of them hurting my friends they'd become my enemy? Sadly I guess it'd be Xue Yang then. Or my baby Meng Yao if I had been close with NHS and or NMJ. I mean JGS and WRH are a given so I don't really mention them.Now tell me about you! I can't wait to hear about it!!omggg why are you giving me that super hard choice!!? Uhmmm... Kiss them all, have them marry their loved ones and pls, pls let them live! xDDDDD *sneakily sneaking out of this one*As for arc/subplot please let me know your thoughts on this! I honestly can't tell, I's have to watch it all over again cause I forget way too quickly. But there were defo parts I enjoyed mor ethan others. I'll think about it!Feel hugged!!!

#mdzsnetcc #bunny friend

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epicureancaravan · 4 years

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ushering in 2017

Just as the calendar slips into December and the clocks strikes midnight to usher in the last month of the year, I find myself moving into a joyful and happy zone. The festive spirit filled with cheer has begun to manifest itself all around me: and I have made it my business to usher more friends and family into this mood.

As they say, if you know the power of positive thoughts, you wouldn’t let a single negative thought cross your mind. And likewise, it is like all forces have come together to make it an even more extraordinary month for me and those around. It has been a month of jamming with my closest pals to celebrate life and our knowing each other.

We celebrated Rajesh Bhatia’s birthday over some fine wine and dine with hubby Rahul and my closest pals Radhika, Bala, Anita, Jaya Ashar and my favourite boy Shantanu Ugrankar. My evening with Asha Kulkarni Almeida and Asavari Dubhashi, my two close school buddies just happened out of the blue when we connected at 11am and decided to catch up later that evening after work over some retail therapy at the mall followed by gapshap on what we call as ajoba (grandfather) reclining chairs on how our lives were unfolding. Food and I go hand in hand and so we wrapped the evening with some steaming sizzlers and ravioli. . Don’t analyse the combination, but in the right company; all things fall into place.

But not before we planned a date in January to brunch at Olive. Though each one of us is so different, with one being a research microbiologist and the other an Ayurvedic doctor and me from the corporate domain, our shared bonding over naughtiness and what we choose to believe as our evolvedness that keeps us together. We have a name for us Trio; but that is for another day.

Can’t let this month pass without mentioning my school bestie Promila Jethwani who is in Dubai, but just a phone call or a chat away for me. I have made this special buddy a December promise to be there for her next birthday so long as it is somewhere in Asia. ‘Prom, I hope you are reading this and not going ahead with Las Vegas; mujhe naukri jo karni hai. Am not going to give up on convincing you that Koh Samui is so us; all the wine, fish ,sand and sea. Beach party toh banti hai’.

Parsi bhonu(food) is my hot favourite and what more could one ask for when our close pal Jaya hosted us at her old world charm of a gymkhana PVM at Cooperage on a sunny afternoon over white wine and sas ni macchi, bheja fry, the signature cheese samosas of PVM, Salli boti, prawn cutlets . A parsi meal cannot be complete without having good old Dukes Raspberry; and that we did have in plenty. They must have run out of bottles that afternoon.

And then my pal Rachana (whom I possibly know for a short while; but we seem connected like from decades from an approach to life perspective; celebrated her 40th birthday along with her hubby Vishal over a rocking evening. Flower themed decoration, khazana wala khana and crooning into what I understand continued to be 'A Party all night'. Meeting with my baby niece Rhea was the highlight of this weekend. She is an epitome of innocence, delight, joy and mastic all bundled into one. Got me to play Hide and seek after decades and insisted she won despite my desperate attempt to find the ultimate hiding space .

We also celebrated two birthdays in our building Ganpati group at our famous Essbel Khau(Eatables) katta (place of sitting) and homes, It was a Happy Birthday for Rajesh and Avinash and so no dinner at home on those days as ‘Khane walon ko.. Party ka bahana chahiye’.

At work, we hosted some children (girls)from an Orphanage run by nuns and it moved me to see them so happy and carefree as Santa made them merry. May God bless the nuns who love and take care of them like mothers and teachers. This is true selfless service and I do hope all of I for one can make a difference in the lives of those who may not be as privileged.

We are missing our friends Rongsen Anungla(Anu),Gautam and their sweetie pie daughter Jiah this month as they are visiting home in Nagaland. Not a year has gone by without one long evening with them during the Xmas week.

So, as December unfolds, I have finally got started with my 2015 resolution to write my blog. My motivator to this blog has been Manisha Talim, Rahuls cousin who has managed to multi task with her profession as a doctor as well as her interests and hobbies.

So much more happening in the last ten days with a Christmas get together with my near and dear gang; followed with some bonding time with them in Mahableshwar. Mahableshwar will not be complete without at least two meals at Dinas where Hormuz has preserved British and continental recipes handed down three generations along with divine Parsi food. Radhika and charted out our day wise plan at 3am last week. That calls for some spirit;, doesn’t it?

This is also my month of heartfelt thanksgiving to God for bringing people in my life who have been with Rahul and me through thick and thin. So Aai(mom), don’t say I missed you on this one.

Adios for now as I sign off with one of my many favourite quotes. ‘Life is short, Buy the Shoes, Drink the Wine, Order the dessert’.

#eatpraylove #yearendvibes #firstblog

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womenofcolor15 · 4 years

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Tristan ‘Mack’ Wilds Is About To Be A Dad After Revealing 2019 Was Rough For Him!

Congrats are in order for Tristan “Mack” Wilds and his long-time girlfriend Christina Hammond. They’re having a baby! See the baby bump and find out what Mack said about the baby being a blessing after such a rough year inside…

Baby on board!

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Aight, serious moment... Earlier this year, I was in a really dark place. Shit, honestly? I’d been there for a while. I dunno, i was just letting life take me wherever she may. But I told God I needed a light. I needed a sign that I was supposed to be here, and that my presence here on earth was needed...Heard ju, God. Thank you for this. Merry Christmas.

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Actor Tristan “Mack” Wilds is about to be a dad! The “Shots Fired” star is usually hush-hush when it comes to his personal life, however, he let his fans in on something special he has coming down the pipeline.

On Christmas Day, the 30-year-old announced on Instagram that he and his longtime girlfriend Christina Hammond are expecting a baby, something he said was sent to him by God after struggling through a tough year. He posted a picture of a baby blue ribbon attached to his shirt that had “Father-To-Be" written on it. At the start of the year, he said he was in a “really dark place,” and needed a sign that he’s supposed to be here.

”Aight, serious moment... Earlier this year, I was in a really dark place. Shit, honestly? I’d been there for a while. I dunno, i was just letting life take me wherever she may,” he wrote in the caption. “But I told God I needed a light. I needed a sign that I was supposed to be here, and that my presence here on earth was needed...Heard ju, God. Thank you for this. Merry Christmas.”

He shared a second photo of himself kissing his girlfriend's forehead.

Based on the blue ribbon, we assume they're having a baby boy!

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10 year Challenge. #grateful

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Christina also shared the news on her IG, posting a 10-year throwback picture of them. So it seems these two have at least known each other for a decade and now they're about to be new parents. She has been posting baby bump photos since October, but it wasn't until Christmas that she confirmed Mack is the baby's father.

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thankful for the tribe

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Blessed.

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& where she stood, she stood tall

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thorough.

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Twitter has been reacting to the pregnancy news and the ladies are crushed:

Mack Wilds having a baby. Imma go jump off the roof!

— (@IsadoraBriony) December 25, 2019

Mack Wilds has officially hurt my feelings this Christmas lol

— Gabrielle Dominique (@everybodylovesg) December 25, 2019

Bitch, ALL my boyfriends have gf and I’m finding out on Xmas. Mack Wilds got a WHOLE baby on the way with his gorgeous gf. I hate y’all. pic.twitter.com/k3mJqHV7xr

— chile... (@Ke_la_soul) December 25, 2019

Damn Mack Wilds having a baby on me? Christmas is ruined.

— Lil Intro Vert (@JackiOssassin) December 25, 2019

Hey y’all we just lost Mack Wilds pic.twitter.com/t4yE0WnSuv

— iLL Scott (@DeLaLuckee) December 27, 2019

Over the summer, the "Tales" actor was arrested in NYC after a wild night. Police initially pulled him over for having darkly tinted windows. After running his name, they discovered he had a suspended license for failure to pay summonses. He also had an outstanding warrant for an incident in Staten Island, where he grew up. During his arraignment proceeding at Manhattan Criminal Court, the judge said the charge would be dismissed if he can stay out of trouble for six months. Glad that's behind him.

Congrats to the couple!

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punkscowardschampions · 4 years

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Joe & Ronnie

Joe: what are you actually doing Ronnie: having an orgy Ronnie: ain't you gutted you didn't stay Joe: was before Joe: however appealing or un that is Ronnie: cry to some other cunt Ronnie: I told you not to go Joe: I ain't interested in no other cunt, that's what I just said Joe: I had to, didn't I Ronnie: don't be a pussy Ronnie: you ain't gotta be a mummy's boy all your life Joe: it's christmas Joe: that's what has to be done Ronnie: and what? family's for life Ronnie: tell that to your ma Joe: you should've come Joe: it's a mess, you'd have had fun Ronnie: I don't do babies Ronnie: and I weren't invited Joe: me either Joe: and you are Joe: come now Ronnie: whoever the fuck your ma wants me to be ain't who I am Ronnie: try telling her the truth and see if I'm still given a seat Joe: you don't need to be anyone for her Ronnie: swallow your own bullshit sayings first Joe: alright so it's stupid Joe: but I need you here Ronnie: you can't have me there Joe: for fuck sake Ronnie: you want me or you wanna be her golden boy Joe: you know exactly which I want Ronnie: you think you know but one look at my tracks and fun's over baby Joe: I can have you and drugs Joe: that ain't mutually exclusive Joe: never has been Ronnie: you can't have fuck all around your family Ronnie: a uni degree and a 9-5 is your lot babe Joe: they'd not even notice Joe: baby central, yeah Ronnie: they'd notice me Joe: we could find out Ronnie: don't Joe: alright Joe: fine Ronnie: it's not all about you Ronnie: selfish prick Joe: I know you don't wanna be here Ronnie: then don't fucking ask me Joe: I know what I am Ronnie: you know who I am Ronnie: you're wasting your own time Joe: yeah Joe: and you know I don't care Ronnie: that's why you're there pissing away the day, yeah? Joe: what do you suggest? Joe: taken every pharmaceutical I could get into the country Ronnie: leave the country Ronnie: grow a fucking pair mckenna Joe: on xmas day yeah Joe: called a fantasy play the game Ronnie: you want me to show up Ronnie: why the fuck can't you? Joe: selfish prick Ronnie: I don't pretend to be anything else Joe: no, me Ronnie: it comes out of your mouth so easy for me Ronnie: just tell 'em Joe: tell 'em what Joe: I don't wanna see you no more Joe: bye Ronnie: any of the ugly truth will make her not wanna see you no more Ronnie: it don't take much Ronnie: pushed me out of her and right away, like Joe: that wasn't about you, was it Joe: selfish runs in the genes Ronnie: not deep enough when it comes to you Ronnie: you're fucking soft mckenna Ronnie: that your da's fault, yeah? Joe: yeah, you should be the favourite, we both know it but ain't gonna wish it on you Ronnie: nah she should've swallowed or got scraped Ronnie: did the next best though Joe: you want me to say lucky you so you can hate me for being privileged and ignorant Joe: I'll do it for you Ronnie: such a people pleaser Joe: you know it Ronnie: call me when you're ready to shatter your wine glass and put the pieces in your mouth Joe: you dare me? Ronnie: I'm not playing games here Joe: come on Joe: get your paper hat on Ronnie: you want me to get on some old bloke's knee too or is that where the fantasy ends? Joe: not got any grandparents Joe: sorry Ronnie: shame Joe: isn't it just Ronnie: but we don't have to let it die 'cause you're a letdown Ronnie: I know loads of old men Ronnie: some of 'em have gotta still be alive Joe: 🤞 the holiday blues haven't claimed them Ronnie: yeah 'cause you wanna be special Joe: but I am Joe: if I cared about it I'd say no old cunts Ronnie: I'll lick your brains off the wall when you pull the trigger baby, how's that? Joe: Better than Courtney, babe Ronnie: the bar ain't high then Joe: she might've pulled the trigger Joe: don't you want that? Ronnie: you know what I want Joe: you know what I can't give you today Ronnie: yeah and I know that's your fucking fault Joe: didn't ask for jesus to be born Joe: or for me to into this family Ronnie: stop having a tantrum and come back Joe: tomorrow Ronnie: today Joe: didn't drive Joe: what flight am i getting on christmas Ronnie: fuck's sake Joe: I can't hack it Ronnie: drop a baby they'll kick you out faster than you can say merry christmas Ronnie: especially if it's one of your brother's Ronnie: gonna have limited brain cells as it is Joe: 😂 Joe: that would require picking one up and nah Joe: nope Ronnie: you've touched worse Joe: I don't know Joe: it's weird Joe: fucked Ronnie: they're just little bags of meat and bone Ronnie: get a fucking grip Joe: says you Joe: you ain't here Ronnie: for me it ain't about nothing but resisting the urge to shake 'em and how I don't reckon I've got that in me Ronnie: one of many negative impulses I fight or don't on the daily like Joe: like you said, be a kindness really Joe: they're all just pretending it's a good thing when it clearly ain't Joe: not got the energy Ronnie: jail ain't gonna be that for me Ronnie: and like I also said you ain't the only selfish prick that bitch spawned Ronnie: they don't know a good thing they ain't tried it Ronnie: shoot 'em up it'll be a decent christmas for everyone Joe: you've not got room for the gang tats Joe: I get it Joe: oddly enough I've not got 💉 on my prescription Ronnie: baby I'm nobody's bitch but 💉 Ronnie: and we're exclusive 💍 Joe: you wish Joe: making do every other time Ronnie: don't fucking remind me Joe: miss those student loans Ronnie: I'm gonna miss being a christmas temp Joe: not just for the lap sitting priviledges Joe: yeah Ronnie: knew you were into it Joe: just miss you Ronnie: don't say shit like that Joe: whatever Ronnie: I mean it, it hurts Joe: I'm sorry Joe: if I could go back and not find you Joe: I know I should Joe: I wouldn't but established Ronnie: fuck you Joe: yeah Joe: I know Ronnie: nah you fucking don't Joe: you reckon Ronnie: I said it Ronnie: you're the cunt saying shit you don't mean Joe: no I'm not Joe: just 'cos you don't need to hear it don't mean it ain't real Joe: it is, that's the issue yeah Ronnie: tell it to your ma Ronnie: well full of it Joe: why would I Joe: not trying to convince you of anything here Joe: it is what it is Joe: however fucked Ronnie: 🖕 Joe: yeah love you and all Ronnie: if you did you wouldn't have left Joe: ever Ronnie: shut up Ronnie: you're not funny mckenna none of you lot are Joe: who's trying to be funny Joe: what do you want from me Ronnie: you're a fucking joke either way babe Joe: make up your mind Joe: glad I amuse you now, apparently Joe: one of us should be having a good time Ronnie: laugh or cry, yeah? Joe: goes something like that Joe: could go full newborn and do a puke shit cry combo Joe: why not Ronnie: if you're rattling hard enough, anything's possible Joe: getting by Joe: making do is never the same as previously lamented but not gonna start convulsing in my plate Ronnie: shame Joe: 💘 Joe: dunno how you reckon on me ruining christmas Joe: sister just became a teen mum Ronnie: it's an od or a run out take your pick baby Ronnie: both have worked for me Ronnie: you say that like its not a badge of honor who wouldnt wanna follow in your ma's footsteps, like Ronnie: if she starts dealing too give her my number Joe: ha, I forgot to tell you Joe: there's one here already Ronnie: if you wanted me there you should have led with that Joe: I know right Joe: no one tells me anything Joe: you'd like him Joe: purely 'cos she hates him Ronnie: you don't tell me anything Ronnie: too late to ruin christmas now Joe: I know you'd be here if you wanted that more than you don't wanna be here Joe: but don't worry, atmosphere is awkward enough regardless Ronnie: could still show up for your brother's big birthday Ronnie: freckles is a no go but he's old enough now to be on the table Ronnie: work my way through by new years, yeah? Joe: hilarious, babe Ronnie: not joking babe Ronnie: fucking the dealer won't make enough of a splash Joe: you do know they know you're related, yeah Joe: even if he weren't gay Ronnie: didn't stop you Ronnie: and being a massive homo ain't ever stopped Charlie Joe: we all do trauma different don't we Ronnie: if you want some therapy for christmas we can roleplay that shit Joe: why would i settle for that when i've got drugs and you Ronnie: saying that ain't gonna make me not hate you Joe: good Joe: hate me Joe: don't be an idiot like everyone else Ronnie: baby brain ain't gonna be a thing over here Ronnie: 💔 Joe: my deepest sympathies Joe: can't say I'm sharing in your 💔 though Ronnie: when have I ever used an emoji meaningfully Ronnie: not a fucking kid Joe: damn Joe: I really thought you meant those 😍 Joe: 💔 Ronnie: fuck off Joe: 😂 Joe: you're cute Ronnie: count how many glasses you've had Joe: is that an OCD joke Joe: you're on 🔥 today girl Ronnie: you wish no lighters at the table baby Joe: Charlie really sticking to those rules hard Joe: how are you gonna light the pudding? Ronnie: afters ain't like that round here Ronnie: 💉💊🚬 Joe: it's minging Ronnie: you love it then, all the pain, like Joe: don't reckon we've actually got one either Joe: how passive-aggressive of them Ronnie: ma keeps bringing the disappointments, yeah? Ronnie: reckon your brother's golden boy now he's sprogged up Joe: I wish Joe: marginally less of a disgrace than Ali Joe: but still Ronnie: your sister is gifting those flashbacks for christmas Joe: Truly Joe: poor kid Ronnie: she should've picked a white lad Ronnie: calm your ma right down Joe: maybe next time Joe: 2nd time's a charm, eh Ronnie: yeah Joe: have you ever been knocked up Ronnie: could probably have got a freebie down the clinic how often I've been down to get rid Ronnie: none of 'em were yours though you can relax Joe: god bless the nhs Ronnie: you ever knocked anyone up? Joe: not to abortion stage Joe: just had to get plan b Joe: as far as I know, anyway Ronnie: cute Joe: thanks 💕 Joe: ours wouldn't be so thank fuck Ronnie: that kinda shit passes for a date for us scousers 💋 Ronnie: you don't want a kid with gills or two heads? Joe: hot Joe: least you could see what was up with it Joe: but 👶💀 Ronnie: can't and won't happen Ronnie: you'd have to fuck your fertile sister Joe: we can pretend that's why I like you Ronnie: you like me 'cause I'll always find a vein for you Ronnie: what else is there Joe: what ain't there Ronnie: 👶🍼 Joe: exactly Joe: one of the main things I look for Ronnie: are you on one knee right now or what? Joe: get you a rock worth having Joe: how's that for a proposal Ronnie: I don't trust it but I'll take it Joe: why not Joe: got that christmas cash Joe: not gonna waste it Ronnie: why would you wanna share with me, selfish prick from your own mouth, like Joe: 'cos getting high together is better Joe: deny it Ronnie: you know I can't Joe: gonna be a white christmas Joe: no need to trust just see Ronnie: when Joe: tomorrow Ronnie: don't fucking lie Joe: I ain't Ronnie: swear Ronnie: swear they ain't gonna guilt you into staying Joe: swear Joe: they ain't gonna even try Ronnie: make sure they let you on that flight Joe: 'course Joe: I'm totally legally medicated rn Ronnie: you're also a pussy Ronnie: bet all the younger siblings have drunk you under the table Joe: you're not wrong that lots of them pride themselves in their light alcoholism Ronnie: whatever gets 'em through the day, yeah? Joe: can't judge really Joe: not with a 💉 sticking out my arm Ronnie: that's tomorrow Ronnie: today anything goes baby Joe: I'll be the one to dish out the home truths Joe: that'd be unexpected Ronnie: someone's gotta your ma will be too busy trying to chuck the babies out Joe: playing hostess with the mostest 'cos can't keep playing the boy when she's got two kids here knocked up Joe: his ma is well smug 😂 Joe: *blaming Ronnie: one of us is having fun then Joe: take the small victories, ms cavante Ronnie: if she's not gonna kick your ma in the tits it'll have to do Joe: wish on a 🌠 baby Ronnie: I've got bad luck or no luck baby Ronnie: that shit don't work Joe: you won't care come tomorrow Ronnie: I don't care now Joe: see? Joe: lucky Ronnie: 🖕 Joe: seriously Joe: my head is Ronnie: I know Ronnie: mine screams too but I go louder Joe: I can't do anything in here Joe: need to go outside and none of those other bastards better take their 🚬 break 'til I'm done Ronnie: if you didn't give so much of a fuck you could do anything Ronnie: that's why I can't show up to your family christmas, you ain't ready mckenna Joe: just shut up alright Joe: let me fucking think Ronnie: you ain't keith richards how many more years of me do you need to stop having such a limp dick Ronnie: every junkie is on borrowed time Joe: you really thought you were gonna fix me Joe: come on now Joe: you're better than that Ronnie: I'm not better than anything Ronnie: lowest of the low baby Joe: then what Ronnie: you want answers from me? you're better than that Joe: no Joe: what the fuck are you doing Joe: you're the one wasting your borrowed time Ronnie: what, you're the only cunt who gets to hide from family christmas? Ronnie: I'm sick and they're sick of me Joe: I don't mean just today and you know it Ronnie: I don't give a fuck what you mean and you know it Joe: it's been years Ronnie: you want out, get out Joe: I don't Joe: but I'm the one with the limp dick Ronnie: yeah Joe: that's what I thought Ronnie: you think too much babe Joe: no shit Joe: don't wanna play therapy, thanks Ronnie: what do you wanna play then? Joe: you're sick, I'm sick Ronnie: no game Ronnie: it's how shit is Joe: fun never stops, babe Ronnie: if your idea of fun is making me wanna top myself, soft lad Joe: you can't Joe: you've gotta lick it up after Ronnie: can't I? race yous Joe: wait 'til I'm there Joe: don't ruin their day any more Ronnie: I'm already waiting for you to decide you wanna come back and be scum of the fucking earth with me again Joe: it ain't a choice to be made or not Joe: it's how shit is Ronnie: you made loads of choices to get there Ronnie: plane rides to dublin don't just happen Joe: basically Ronnie: pathetic Joe: yeah Ronnie: fuck you Ronnie: don't agree with me Joe: disagreeing ain't gonna change that I'm here now Ronnie: you don't wanna change it Ronnie: you love it Joe: yep Joe: big time Joe: fucking hell Ronnie: you've got such a misery hard on, you shouldn't be near kids Joe: why don't you hit them up Joe: let them know Ronnie: you're the only cunt with their mummy on speed dial Joe: alright well I ain't up for telling everyone I'm a predator Ronnie: do you wanna fuck her too or what? Joe: do you? Ronnie: nah Ronnie: why I don't come running every time someone in your family blows their nose or whatever the fuck Joe: me either Joe: it's christmas fucking day Joe: how many times Ronnie: like this is the first and only time Ronnie: but I'm crazy, yeah Joe: you are Joe: you're nuts Ronnie: don't forget it Ronnie: I'll be crazier by tomorrow Joe: promises promises Ronnie: I promise I'll ruin your fucking life, prick Joe: oh honey Joe: that's not a brag Joe: not hard is it Ronnie: you ain't talking to fitz baby I don't brag Joe: you can't Ronnie: you think you can tell me what I can and can't do Joe: don't take it personal Joe: try it Ronnie: don't take it personal when I kick the shit out of you mckenna Joe: how can I not when I love it so much Joe: think on Ronnie: 'cause I still love you 😍💋💘 Joe: s'alright baby, the way I wanna go out Joe: 💀💀💀 Ronnie: call me when you've stopped pleasuring your ma, I'll make it happen for you Joe: so understanding all of a sudden Joe: who's got your phone Ronnie: fuck off Joe: there she is Ronnie: what now you miss me? Ronnie: running late there baby Joe: I already told you I did Joe: you said I weren't allowed no more Ronnie: I said don't tell me Ronnie: I can't handle hearing it if it don't change a fucking thing Joe: alright Joe: but it changes a fucking lot Joe: you know Joe: not just for you Joe: I promise I'm really fucked from it Ronnie: yeah? Ronnie: so stop fucking around and come back to me Ronnie: first chance you get Ronnie: 'cause it's shit Joe: I know, I really know Joe: you've got no reason to believe me but you will see me tomorrow Joe: regardless of what any of them have gotta say on it Joe: never wanted to be here so not prolonging it Ronnie: I wanna believe you Ronnie: don't fuck me over twat Joe: I won't Joe: fuck myself over too Joe: time to start being fully selfish prick, yeah Joe: there's enough going on now, don't need me Ronnie: tell the truth that you're threatened by the off their tits 18 year olds that birthday boy will be surrounded by Ronnie: got more game than you Joe: yeah Joe: not the one chatting about fucking the barely legals Joe: but sure Ronnie: you would if they'd give you the time of day mckenna Ronnie: come on Ronnie: one day in dublin turned you into an old dried up nun? Joe: I dunno, I've not scoped out the guestlist that hard Joe: unlike my brother, girls I've known since they were kids don't do it for me, what can I say? Ronnie: blood relatives only like Joe: only when they're you Ronnie: such a lost fucking cause Joe: don't worry, was before you Joe: not gotta add that to the tally Ronnie: our safe word can be trauma bonding Ronnie: loads in common Ronnie: 💘 Joe: you're alright Joe: when you're not a total raging bitch Ronnie: never then Ronnie: what am I when I'm a raging bitch? Joe: for me Ronnie: you sure you don't wanna party with the homos babe? that was proper gay Joe: fuck off Ronnie: write me a symphony next, yeah? Joe: and I'm the gay Joe: alright, romantic Ronnie: don't get an attitude 'cause I've fucked more lasses than you Joe: still time Joe: not as old as you Ronnie: you wanna make it to that age or what? careful how you talk to me Joe: wow, just like having a nan Joe: cheers babe Ronnie: fuck you Joe: 💘 Ronnie: we all know if you had a nan you'd wanna fuck her too Ronnie: step outside the family baby you might enjoy yourself Joe: doubt it Joe: do have one technically but she ain't all that Ronnie: 💔 Ronnie: you need the scouse accent to get it up, yeah? Joe: you or the beatles ain't it Ronnie: that was mildly funny calm down Joe: steady on Joe: might think you like me Ronnie: won't last Ronnie: due a mood swing in like 2 seconds Joe: s'alright Joe: all 23 of you love me Ronnie: 😂😍 here 'course Joe: yeah, never trusting your emojis again Joe: need photographic evidence, like Ronnie: [sends it cos that bitch but imagine her actual grumpy cat face bye] Ronnie: in proper stitches, alright Joe: should play poker pro Joe: you're too cute though, never believe that face is 21 or over Ronnie: call me cute again and I'll carve it into your chest Ronnie: capital letters Joe: [sends voice memo] Ronnie: I proper fucking hate you Joe: you knew I'd wanna so you clearly want to as well Joe: don't blame me you sadist Ronnie: you know what I want mckenna Ronnie: we ain't got a secret santa going Joe: take these socks back Ronnie: you'll wanna keep 'em for your misery boner babe Joe: you've not got me an escort then Joe: gutting Ronnie: crazy, remember? you could fuck her but I'd have to kill her Joe: alright, I'll keep your charges at manslaughter level Joe: for you Ronnie: 💋 Joe: when do you next have a shift or are you done fully now Ronnie: tomorrow but that ain't happening if you've meant a word you said Joe: I'll make it worth it Ronnie: not hard to beat out retail when there's sales on Ronnie: wouldn't have gone if you were here or not Joe: don't tell me that Joe: I was talking 💸 not the #experience Ronnie: you wanna be my daddy too now? these roleplays are getting hard to keep count of Joe: again, thinking how much gear I'm gonna get but you can pout about it if you wanna Joe: already earned the scars so I don't mind saying it again Ronnie: rain man ain't a fantasy, gutted for you, like Ronnie: doing my best here Joe: you do it well Joe: smarter than everyone I know Ronnie: the princess will be gutted Joe: you don't have to tell her, like Joe: but not too fussed Ronnie: no secrets among scumbags baby Ronnie: even if she reckons she's levelled up Joe: you don't? Ronnie: anyone can drop a sprog Ronnie: trap a lad Ronnie: didn't saint your ma, did it? Joe: nah Joe: just don't reckon she was ever really one of us Joe: surprised if you do Ronnie: she wouldn't fight it so hard if she weren't Joe: I dunno Ronnie: I do, seen it loads Ronnie: gutters such a good fit it scares her shitless so she's gotta cling to that poor cunt Ronnie: he's her life raft through the shit Joe: hardly dragging him down though, is she Joe: not gonna be complaining any time soon, I've seen a lifetime of that Ronnie: everybody needs a fix that's theirs Joe: guess so Joe: no sign of getting over it any time soon Ronnie: I'm more likely to get clean before she does of him and I've got a nosebleed from all the shit B's ground up to stop me puking up Charlie's christmas feast Ronnie: sent my boss a pic though so it ain't all 💔 Joe: ☁ Joe: so glass half-full you, baby Ronnie: no shit Ronnie: can't be trusted with an empty one Joe: why are you the only one who talks any sense Joe: least all they're chatting is just waves now Ronnie: I pay attention Ronnie: you'd have broke your rules and 💘 me as a kid babe Joe: yeah? Joe: charlie's told me stories but never fully know what's bullshit or at the least exaggeration with him Ronnie: a solid 85% at least Ronnie: I was fucking feral though he's got that coined right Ronnie: you think I'm crazy now this shit's nothing Joe: I should've known you Ronnie: everyone who touched me back then has got a bite mark out of them Ronnie: you wouldn't have made it Joe: nah Joe: shit was different then Joe: so was I Ronnie: still gonna have been too soft whenever Joe: not the point though is it Joe: she should've got bitten Ronnie: she should've done loads of things Ronnie: she didn't Joe: I know Joe: fucked Ronnie: you won't give a shit tomorrow Joe: well Joe: be too numb to chat about it and think about it Joe: good as Ronnie: deal with it til then Joe: 🤐 got it Ronnie: unless you wanna bite your ma yourself like Ronnie: whatever gets you off Joe: you too Ronnie: cheers Ronnie: swallowing too much blood to fit in a dick but I'll try again later Joe: are you alright? Joe: where are the lads Ronnie: don't cry Ronnie: they're enjoying the show Ronnie: it ain't christmas til someone bleeds, pukes or pisses themselves Ronnie: can't give 'em the other two I ain't a pussy 💔 Joe: adorable, some would say Joe: is it really so much to ask that they keep you alive 'til I'm back Ronnie: relax I've had heavier periods Ronnie: you'll have to kill me yourself Joe: be fun trying Joe: challenge accepted Ronnie: hot Joe: don't forget it Ronnie: not gonna black out this shit ain't working that hard Joe: good Joe: call me needy all you want just don't go Ronnie: if I wanted to take the piss I could better than that Joe: not that gone either Ronnie: what are you on? Ronnie: 🍾 Joe: and my meds Joe: managed to get some extra 'cos I'm terrified of flying, obvs Ronnie: you're the one who's gonna die before you get here Ronnie: basically sober Ronnie: baby that's fucked Joe: I know Joe: options are limited Joe: not like I can go in on whatever anyone else is having when one lot is off the coke and the others are off the psychedelics Joe: fucking babies Ronnie: I mean, you could suck on the princess' tits but that ain't gonna give you what you really need Ronnie: talk to the dealer at your table, he's a baby too but he'll be holding something Joe: she's not got 3 Joe: and shut up Joe: though the latter isn't a terrible idea Joe: like you said, not gonna have anything good enough but Ronnie: I know, she weren't fully clothed for the 3way Joe: what part of shut up don't you get Ronnie: make me bitch Joe: such a twat you Ronnie: stop being a little fucking girl Joe: stop chatting about bullshit for a reaction Ronnie: you wanted me to stay Joe: yeah Joe: don't need to talk about that Ronnie: what then Ronnie: how much you love me Joe: anything but that Joe: literally Ronnie: I've plugged the 🩸 you can dry your eyes Joe: good Joe: don't be wasting it on something so lame Ronnie: you reckon that's lame I'm gonna have to eat the 💊 like it's the fucking 90s Ronnie: fuck's sake Joe: very retro Joe: see what throwbacks I can get from this kid too Joe: be a party Ronnie: get your brother some poppers for his birthday Joe: probably be appreciated Joe: hence I won't Joe: chuck the obligatory tenner his way Ronnie: 🌈🙌 Joe: 😬 Ronnie: such a prude joseph Joe: you didn't have to live with them/partially raise them Joe: not something I wanna think about and they insist on making me constantly, pretty much Ronnie: didn't get to, you mean Ronnie: we're all 💔 babe Joe: you can revel in how much of a blessing it is on that score with your commiseration toast Ronnie: yeah Joe: yeah Ronnie: now we're finishing each other sentences 💘😍 Joe: christ 😂 Joe: oh Joe: you know uni sophie is engaged now Joe: wanna go if they make it down the aisle? Ronnie: I really fucking do Ronnie: did I miss her engagement party? Joe: dunno actually Joe: I'll actually ask next time she tries to talk Joe: bet she's missed you almost as much as me Ronnie: ask her now she'll have wished you merry christmas Joe: how'd you know? Joe: hacked my accounts Joe: hot Ronnie: I could but don't need to Ronnie: a 💍 don't mean she ain't still 😍💘 for you mckenna Joe: still only human, after-all Ronnie: 🖕 Joe: awh come on Joe: you know you wanna see 'em all in their festive jumpers Joe: [sends post] Ronnie: fucking hell Ronnie: she one of your plan b girls like, she's got fat enough that you might wanna check she swallowed it Joe: ugh no Joe: any plan b baby of mine would be toddling by now Ronnie: reassuring Joe: if you want 99% on that front I'll sweep the old friends list Joe: make sure they've got no offspring with the 👂s Ronnie: you reckon I haven't Ronnie: living with such a computer whizz Joe: true Joe: his talents are probably better spent getting free netflix Ronnie: way ahead of you Joe: boxsets are what the season is really about Ronnie: gutted you ain't here, yeah? Joe: yeah Ronnie: you'll be back in time for the finale where the korean robots stop fighting to the death long enough to save the world or whatever the fuck Joe: 😂 Joe: can't wait Ronnie: 'course not Ronnie: edge of your seat shit Joe: do you ever think about going back Joe: to liverpool Ronnie: for what? Ronnie: am I losing the accent? 💔 Joe: not as bad as I have Joe: I dunno Ronnie: no fucker there I wanna see Ronnie: you'll have to do the mckenna childhood ghost tour on your own Joe: come on Joe: gear must be good Joe: fuss they made about it Ronnie: it's decent here Ronnie: take another swing babe Joe: cheaper there Joe: everything, like Ronnie: you know how to get freebies Joe: fine Ronnie: I'm not gonna play house with you in that shithole, shut the fuck up Joe: I said fine Joe: jesus Ronnie: couldn't hear it through your tears like Joe: piss off Joe: it ain't about you Ronnie: you asked me if I wanted to go back Ronnie: I ain't stopping you Joe: can't anyway Joe: doubt their orchestra pays as well Joe: assuming there is one Ronnie: if everything's cheaper they don't need to Joe: whatever Joe: be a stupid thing to do regardless Ronnie: and you never do anything stupid, yeah? Joe: it's the one area of my life I don't Joe: yeah Ronnie: don't be a prick Ronnie: you know you could join the philharmonic Joe: I ain't going Joe: forget about it Ronnie: fine Joe: funny Ronnie: feels like shit don't it, getting one back Ronnie: just 'cause you're surrounded by sprongs don't mean you can't use your words Joe: you don't wanna go, there's nowt else to say Ronnie: it ain't about me Ronnie: you forgot you just said that already? Joe: doesn't mean I wanna go without you Joe: don't be stupid Ronnie: you can find another girl to shoot you up babe Joe: if you're gonna chat shit don't bother Joe: I love you Ronnie: give yourself a gift and hate me Joe: If I could, it'd have been on sight Joe: it's not like you charmed your way into my 💘 Ronnie: nah I injected myself into your veins Joe: don't give away your secrets Ronnie: not to shit on your christmas but it's only a secret for that lot where you are Joe: worst kept Ronnie: why keep it then? Joe: why announce it? Ronnie: you reckon she should get bitten, that'd do it Joe: 🥂 gather round fam Joe: they'd not believe it Joe: find a way to laugh it off, ignore the obvious Ronnie: roll up your sleeve, they can't fucking ignore that Joe: I'm pissing off mid-festivities Joe: that'll do it Ronnie: pussy Joe: what's it matter to you Ronnie: fuck you Joe: I mean it Joe: I'm coming back Ronnie: and that's all I give a shit about, yeah? Joe: obviously not Joe: but it makes no odds to you if I ruin their lives or not Ronnie: you're a cunt Joe: yeah Joe: but why specifically Ronnie: why the fuck do you think Joe: you want me to pick you Joe: to burn it all to the ground for them Joe: it ain't enough all the ways I've already done both Ronnie: you want me to be happy that you've had your cake and ate it Ronnie: nah, I hope you fucking choke baby Joe: I'll try my best Joe: I can't go back and make her keep you, there's shit I can do Ronnie: I don't want her, I want you Joe: it's been four fucking years Joe: you have me Joe: fucking Joe: I'd die without you Joe: I could get clean before I could leave you Ronnie: you did leave Joe: okay Joe: I did Joe: I left Ronnie: and they want you to stay Ronnie: these pricks want the princess here over me Joe: baby Joe: they want you Joe: they just need a chance to miss you, it's all it is Joe: we can go somewhere Joe: anywhere Ronnie: I'm fucking off to yours Ronnie: after that wherever Joe: I promise Joe: wherever you wanna Joe: and for how long Ronnie: wherever you want Ronnie: I don't give a shit Joe: it don't matter Joe: I just need to see you Ronnie: yeah Joe: you know I want you don't you Ronnie: show me when you drag your arse back here Joe: of course Ronnie: 💘 Ronnie: it's like walking through a ghost town, you'd have such a boner if you were here Joe: shame Joe: is the cat there Ronnie: yeah Ronnie: singing carols for me Joe: she's talented Ronnie: shame I ain't a pushy stage ma Joe: why live vicariously when you can be a double-act babe Ronnie: you're not funny mckenna Joe: s'okay Joe: won't insist on being the warm-up Joe: not that kinda dad Ronnie: you need the practice though Joe: have to write my set on the plane Joe: impress you Ronnie: give you something to do besides cry and touch yourself Joe: not flying first Joe: or business even Joe: no blanket, no tissues Joe: 😿 Ronnie: poor baby Joe: I know Joe: tragedy Ronnie: I'm not doing the dance moves, like Ronnie: keep dreaming Joe: 💔 Joe: send me a video of your duet at least then Ronnie: [imagine that sassy cat please] Joe: I miss her Joe: shame she'd probably gouge our eyes out if we tried to take her with Ronnie: so will I but that ain't ever turned you off Joe: no one's going to ring RSPCA if they see me kidnapping you Ronnie: childline maybe Ronnie: I ain't forgot you said I had a fucking 👶 face you twat Joe: 😂 Joe: true Joe: but I'm banking on you being that offended you'll sort 'em out, like Ronnie: and you Joe: 💘 Joe: banking on that too Ronnie: 🖕💋 Ronnie: brb calling Briggs for a full face tat before you show up Joe: if you don't wanna kiss that bad, just say Ronnie: shut up Joe: so what's it to be Joe: spiders web Joe: skull Ronnie: see what the genius comes up with Joe: I look forward to the big reveal Ronnie: what time's your flight? Joe: [some ungodly AM 'cos xmas madness] Ronnie: fuck Joe: don't worry Joe: won't wake you Ronnie: all these pills will probably keep me up Ronnie: fuck knows Joe: n'awh, you wanna wait up for me Joe: how sweet 😏 Ronnie: kill yourself Ronnie: you've got more of my attention than korean death robots, calm down Ronnie: it's not a brag babe Joe: isn't it Joe: it's pretty epic if Bronson's livetweets are anything to go by Ronnie: it's the pills talking Joe: 😂 Joe: never have that affect on you 💔 Ronnie: deal with it Ronnie: I ain't gonna clean your flat, like Joe: probably enabling that, if you think about it Joe: so caring, babe Ronnie: how late did you leave packing there's shit everywhere Joe: I didn't Joe: only needed what I've got on Joe: got their presents in town Joe: easy Ronnie: you fucking knew you were gonna come straight back and still wanted me to beg Ronnie: maybe you ain't as soft as you were Joe: wanted makes it sound like I planned any part of it Joe: I knew I was coming back 'cos today was all I could stand Joe: being here, not being there Ronnie: don't ruin the fantasy Joe: poor baby Ronnie: yeah I am Ronnie: climbing the fucking walls here Joe: you or sid Ronnie: me and her Joe: babies Joe: what can I do Joe: need something to do Ronnie: do me Joe: alright Joe: call me Ronnie: [obviously does so we can end it there]

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writingsbychlo · 5 years

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Merry Christmas!

I know I’m super-late to the party, as always, but I was working today and it was stressful as heck, and I’m only just getting around to this so lets make it a little more special, shall we?

@dumbass-stilinski is up first. steff, I just want to say a massive thank you to you, because you’ve been my friend for two solid years now, and you stuck through tough times with me, you’ve always trusted me, had faith in, had time to talk to me and you’re just great. I have strong hope and a high beliefs that we’ll be this close, if not closer next year, too. i love you so much.

@mf-despair-queen M A L I S S A. you always message me when you don’t hear from me in a while, you check up on me and you always have the right gif on hand?? explain yourself?? superpowers? you are a great friend, and I know we don’t talk as often as we should but ily and I’m always thinkin’ about you, and hoping you’re well.

@thelittlestkitsune lau you are literally so fab. you snap me everyday, you chat to me at odd hours and keep me motivated on my writing. you support me and you never look anything less than flawless, your makeup and hair skills gives me hope that one day I’ll be able to hold a brush correctly. rip.

@cxddlyash you are literally always on hand to have a good fangirling session with me, to give me advice when I rant about my problems and to send me snapchats of your hot coworkers to cheer me up.

@bonniebird we literally have so many inside jokes and little laughs, I love it when one of our old posts pops up again on my feed, it is fantastic, truly. you have also introduced me to so many new fandoms and characters, my imagination has literally expanded, thanks to you!

@stardustmccall SOP my gal, always there to have an absolute rant about Chris Wood and/or Nathaniel Buzolic. among all other hot men. urgh. literally my best pal for sinful chats and soppy fantasies.

@rememberstilinski kenz, my baby, I love you bunches, even though we never get a chance to talk because out free times never cross over. I still think about ya’, and you’re great.

Last, but not least, @spageddiekaspbrak my ducky, we’re going on four years, fwi. four years. four years. 4. that’s a lotta years, and I have loved every minute, even when you bring up screenshots of out spiderman conversations to prove me wrong. you cry with me, you laugh with me, and you take screenshots of me watching twilight while I’m smashed off my tits on facetime. there has literally never been a truer friendship. also i love ur ‘mom’. ur mum is the best and she bought me a voodoo doll, bless her heart. merry xmas to you and the whole fam.

Also, a massive thank you and happy holidays to all those who sent me messages, and asks, and tagged me in things. particualarly, I’d like to thank @mischiefandi @voidkitsune24 @my-malachai-stilinski @petey-benjamin-parker @fan-child @belleknows @savage-stilinski @just-jordie-things @catcrown21 @destiels-child10 @leighsphotos-blog @the-yellow-giraffe @sarcxstic-stilinski @thegirlwhoimagined @imofficiallyobsessed and so many others. I check my notifications everyday, see who’s liking, commenting, reblogging. I check my ratings, my interactions and my asks. I notice every single one of you. Thank you so much!

#merry christmas yall #appreciation post #because i love y'all

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redrubied · 5 years

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Merry good times! 😍 I love the festive season so much. I hope this Christmas has brought you love, joy & family. Here are a few pics from my night with some of my chosen family (though I’m missing a few people from the shots 🤦🏾‍♀️ @ahradoway & Jason+ baby Decklin) . Its a blessing that when away from you bio fam you can find a chosen one too. Started with brunch and presents then loads of cooking that felt real easy and seamless this time because i let @travel_love_learn_live cook with me, we laughted way too hard throughout. Results 👌🏽👉🏾 Cornish Hens (awesome @jamieoliver recipe), ham, scallop potatoes, veggies, black rice, salads & so much dessert. As @wamuyumugure said to me aka threw some shade 😂 my xmas tree is “soo bare” 🙄 😔 i tried tho..... #merryeverythingandhappyalways #love #weatetoomuch #christmas (at Vancouver, British Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Br3wMc-BQuZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=n0a615evp5se

#merryeverythingandhappyalways #love #weatetoomuch #christmas

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100yearoldcomics · 2 years

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December 25, 1921 The Katzenjammer Kids by Harold Knerr

TOP PANEL: [ID: The Kids jolt awake in the middle of the night. They find their stockings on the fireplace filled - one with a large club, the other with a cat o' nine tails whip. /end]

MAIN COMIC: [ID: The Katzenjammer family welcomes a guest into their house. /end] Der Captain: Dod souse my timbers if it ain't Dick Slick! Merry Christmas, dod gast your binnacle! Mama: Merry Christmas, Mister Click! Dick Slick: Hello, folks! Brought something for the kids! Dear little chaps! Put a crab in my bed the last time!

[ID: Dick Slick pulls a fiddle out of its case. /end] Dick: A fiddle, boys! Jes' practice two hours a day and you'll be a great window-washer! Captain: Dot Slick iss a great magicker! Mama: Who? Mister Crick?

[ID: Mama ushers the boys out of the room with their new fiddle. They do not look pleased. /end] Dick: SH-H-H! Captain? V'y? Mama: Ain'd dot nice? You chust blay on Mister Stick's fiddle und we haf a concert mitouid tickets!

[ID: The Kids, in the other room, open the case. Dick Slick and der Captain watch with mirth from the living room. /end] Fritz: It iss empty! Hans: Say! Dot guy gifs me der woozies!

[ID: The boys walk back into the living room. Dick Slick stands with his back to them, admiring the tree. The neck of the fiddle sticks out the back of his coat. /end] Dick: My, what a pretty tree! Captain: Now vatch! I seen him do qveer tricks in Copenhagen. Mama: V'y did he done it?

[ID: Dick begins pulling a large pile of string out of one of the fiddle's f-holes. /end] Dick: Bless my soul! How did all this string get in there? Captain: Ain't dot great? Mama: Ve could safe it to tie up bundles mit!

[ID: Dick bows and presents the Kids with two rabbits. The fiddle stays tucked under his arm. /end] Dick: And last but not least, here are two bunnies for your Christmas! Captain: Ain't he a vunder? Mama: Ooh! How did dey get in der fiddle?

[ID: The Kids watch the rabbits eat, perplexed. /end] Mama: Dinner iss ready, Mister Flick! Fritz: Ain't dot nice und sveet? Hans: I guess ve got to gif dot smart aleck a Christmas present too!

[ID: Fritz rolls up a massive snowball while Hans drags a baby calf out of the barn in back. /end] Fritz: Aw, gif him a push in der slate! Hans: Dot's right! Efen on Christmas you got to get bossy!

[ID: Der Captain, Mama and Dick Slick sit at the dinner table. The massive snowball rolls down a plank stuck into the open window and falls right on the dinner, throwing plates and silverware every which way. /end] Captain: Vot der dod-gast...! Mama: Hellup! Der snow-ball vill make der toikey cold!

[ID: The snowball, now a pile of snow covering the table and Dick Slick, reveals the calf, with a tag around its neck reading "FROM HANS & FRITZ" /end] Captain: Ah, ha! Shenanigans again! Mama: Ooh, look! It iss a Christmas present from der boys for Mister Pick! Kids: Merry Xmas! Calf: MOO!

[ID: Der Captain and Dick Slick exit the house, ready to beat the kids. Der Captain carries a cane, Slick a large club. Mama, sheltering the boys, stops them with an outstretched hand. The calf runs away in the background. /end] Mama: No! It iss nix on Christmas mit lickings! Dey said dey iss magickers like Mister Blick! Calf: Moo!

#newspaper comics #1921 #vintage #history #the katzenjammer kids #transcript available #christmas

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escailyyy · 2 years

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Hello there! It's your Sherlolly Secret Santa! I'm excited to begin working on your gift! Are you having a good week? I hope so! I thought I'd share a couple of my favorite Christmas/Winter songs for you to enjoy (if you've not heard them already!)

Warmer in the Winter - Lindsey Stirling

Christmas Tree Farm - Taylor Swift

As Long As There's Christmas - Paige O'Hara (Beauty and the Beast)

What are your favorite Christmas songs? ☃️🎄

Hi sorry for taking so long to answer!! I loved your songs, I've been busy with xmas shopping and work. lol

my favorite Christmas songs? probably

Mary did you know Pentatonix

God bless ye merry gentlemen Pentatonix

Santa baby by taylor swift

And 'Jolly old st Nicholas' has been my favorite carol since childhood

And if you're thinking about me today secret santa, listen to 'Sing my song for you' by demi lovato and joe jonas.

#sherlolly secret santa 2021

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chunyuan · 6 years

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Xmas gift #30

This is my fanfic for @gootbuttpaladin this Christmas, I hope you like it even though it’s my first time writing something like this and it has a lot of mistakes. Anyways, Merry Xmas to you and every Ereri fan out there!

Note: No smut, sorry T_T

"Love consists of this: two solitudes that meet, protect and greet each other."

— Rainer Maria Rilke

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Levi glares at the dead clock on the wall.

It is seven forty in the morning, but the damn clock only showed five and fifty. Since when did the clock die? He remembers changing the batteries two weeks ago. Then he remembers the clock has been running for more than ten years, and it is breaking down more often than ever.

Damn that clock. He is going to be late for work now. He must get up, find something to eat quick and maybe call a cab. Since going by bus is not really an option if he wanted to show up before nine. That is how much time you waste when you choose to live thirteen kilometers away from where you work.

However, as he gets up to the bathroom, passing the damn calendar, does he remember that today is the first day of his maternity leave. He cussed himself for being old and forgetting things easily.

Yes, Levi Ackerman is pregnant at six months. At the age of thirty two, no less. With an alpha who is nine years younger than him, no less. Said alpha is still snoring on his bed, naked and face full of bliss. Levi sighs and goes back to bed, sitting on one side and stroking his alpha’s head.

“Eren, wake up. You’re gonna be late soon.”

The alpha’s eyes flutter at the call of his name, but remain closed no matter what.

“Five more minutes, Levi. Your bed is literally calling me to go back to dreamland with it.” With a yawn, the alpha turns his back on Levi and buries himself deep under the blankets, which sure smells exactly like the “love nectar” they produced last night.

“If you don’t wake up now, I’m gonna kick you until you shit yourself, I promise. Or worse…” Levi rolls his eyes, trying to think of some more threatening threats, and smirks. “Or worse, I will send your most embarrassing photos to Jean. Like the one when you shit yourself thinking I was selling drugs.” He adds with a more playful tone.

The alpha groans. “Hey! I was six! And why do you only remember the moments I embarrassed myself?”

Eren got up to get ready to work nevertheless, but not before kissing Levi on the cheeks, a gesture he always does each morning. Levi watches his alpha grumpily stumbles into the bathroom with a chuckle, amused at how that alpha is still a bit childish.

He met Eren when he was in middle school. His mother Kuchel owns a spa, and she has many regulars, including Eren’s mother. The two ladies developed friendship over the addiction of skincare, and since both were proud of their sons, wanting the two of them to meet and be friends either. So the next weekend Mrs. Jaeger came into the spa with her four-year-old son clinging onto her hands, obviously not feeling good at being at an unfamiliar place.

However, when he laid eyes on Levi, who was eleven at the time, he literally ran up to the older boy.

“Big brother wants to play with me?”

Even though he was still a child who got uncomfortable being at a stranger’s place, the alpha subconsciously knew his status as the controller and acted upon instincts when seeing an omega. It was not in a way that demanded submission, but it was still full with pride, mixed with a bit of playfulness as well as curiosity of a child. Moreover, the small alpha’s eyes were shining as if hoping to be accepted.

Cute, Levi thought. He always wanted a younger brother anyways. And that was how their bond was formed.

Except that the cute younger alpha grew up too fast for Levi’s liking. When Eren turned fifteen, the alpha was ten centimeters taller than Levi. He felt so small all too suddenly at first, but their bond turned a bit differently after Eren got his first rut, which was after his sixteenth birthday.

They felt attracted to each other. All of a sudden Eren smelled like both honey and thyme, while to Eren, Levi smelled like sweet basil and pine mixed with a bit of ginger. And Levi was glad he was smaller than Eren, shorter than Eren, because nothing felt as good as being embraced by the younger alpha. Nothing could compare to being showered with kisses softly by Eren, while he himself caressed every inch of the younger’s body. Nothing could compare to being tangled with each other whispering I love you and crying tears of happiness. They are mates.

Levi smiles at the memories. Eren has gone to work for half an hour now, after clumsily making breakfast for both of them, stuffing a big sandwich into his mouth and literally ran to catch the bus. The alpha graduated a year ago with two diplomas in Culinary and Life Science. Levi understood the choice of Life Science, since Eren was always fascinated by the world, but Culinary was an odd major for an alpha. Especially with Eren’s shitty cooking when they first started dating. He still does not know now, but Eren’s cooking has improved a lot, and he can even make restaurant-leveled dishes, unlike Levi who can only cook regular meals.

Looking at his belly and touching it in a tender way, Levi whispers.

“Well, isn’t your father a great alpha?”

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Levi spends the first two weeks of his maternity leave preparing gifts for Christmas. Eren helps him decorate the tree and their house when he comes back from work, and does all the cooking everyday. Since Levi is pregnant, their family and friends will gather at their place this year instead. Christmas party will be a big party consisting of more than ten people, too many for Levi’s usual liking, but he does not mind when it comes to the ones he loved. Even his past roommates Isabel and Farlan, as well as best friend Hange will be there. Things seem a bit busy, but Levi and Eren prepare well and the Christmas party is full of warmth and happiness. Laughter fills the air as all of them have dinner, which all the food is made by Eren.

When it is all over and everyone went back to their hotels, Levi is pulled into a hug by his mother.

“I see that Eren takes care of you well. You are so chubby now. Must be all of Eren’s delicious cooking.” She smiles as she caresses his hair.

“Mom…” He stutters.

“He loves you.” She cuts him off, glancing at Eren who is sending his side of family off, before turning to look at Levi lovingly.

“Yeah. He’s a good alpha.” Levi blushes while answering.

As he sends his mother on her taxi, Levi remembers ten-year-old Eren asking him these questions over and over:

“Levi-san! Why do you always drink tea? Why do you eat so little? You don’t like milk? You should drink milk everyday like me! My brother Zeke is younger but he’s bigger than you! I don’t like broccoli, but Mom says it’s good for my health so I eat it, you should too!”

Then he knows. He now knows why his alpha husband chose to study Culinary back then, and his heart feels full already at the thought.

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Eren Jaeger glares at the dead clock on the wall.

It reads four fifteen. It is around that time when their Christmas party starts, so he does not really realise it is dead. It is fucking dead, again. After saying goodbye to his mother-in-law, he leads Levi inside and runs to grab his phone, still charging upstairs to check the time.

Thank God, it is only eleven twenty. He still has a lot of time to prepare.

Christmas is always a special season. Not only because it is a family union, but because it is also Levi’s birthday. His omega’s birthday. Moreover, the other is pregnant with his child. He wants to make it as memorable as possible.

He considered many options on how he should celebrate this day. Food was out the question, since he would cook too much for the whole family anyways. Levi does not wear anything too fancy, so clothings and jewelry were not that magnificent. Levi likes reading books, but Eren was sure he got every book out there already. Pregnancy makes Levi lose sleep often, reading is a way to spend the extra time, especially when he is always home now.

Levi rarely wanting anything makes Eren want to shower his omega with many things. His omega deserves the best, after all he was the one who saved Eren from the very beginning of time. Levi was the one who saved his life, his soul, his entire being.

Especially two thousand years ago.

It is ironic that they were reborn like this, but to Eren it is also a blessing. This time he is the one in control. This time he is the provider, taking care of Levi and ensuring his safety. Eren’s heart and inner alpha swell with pride because he is doing those things well, even though their house is still small, even though Eren have not advanced as far as others. However, Levi is living a happy life with him and their friends, not suffering in silence because of the lost comrades like in the other lifetime.

Most importantly, they are expecting their first child.

Smiling in content, Eren takes out his prepared gift and heads downstairs to the kitchen. He is going to make some hot cocoa first to warm his omega husband first.

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Levi is opening his presents one by one. He is not picky with what people give him, but he likes the surprise. When your life has people like Hange around, surprises are both horrible and amusing. Especially when he receives an absolutely normal gift this time. Gingerbread bath bombs, along with some Himalayan massage salt. Levi could draw himself a bath right now.

Farlan and Isabel give him sexy lingeries. To spice it up since we guess he holds back such a long time now, you know. It is what the card inside say, or something along the lines. Okay, they are not bad. Not bad at all. Levi wonders what Eren will think when the alpha sees this.

Then he immediately dismisses the thought because his alpha will absolutely like it. A lot.

Other presents are pretty much normal, things he can use for daily activities. His mom gives him some baby oil, Eren’s parents give them children’s clothes and a cot. Too soon since they will be gathering around the house again when Levi is due anyways. Mikasa and Armin, Eren’s best friends, give him a songbook and some records for their gramophone.

Levi happily takes the records out and put one of them in the player. Their gramophone is old, but he loves the genuine, classic and nostalgic sound it makes. It is also the only thing his great grandfather left him with. While it is on, he turns to Eren who is carefully putting two cups of hot cocoa on the table.

“I love this song.” He exclaims and gives the alpha a hug.

They stay like that for a moment when the song plays, swaying a bit to the music as they enjoy each other’s warmth. Levi leans into Eren’s broad shoulder, while Eren’s hands supporting and caressing Levi’s lower back.

They have to sit down when Levi feels a kick coming from the baby. Sipping the hot cocoa his alpha made, Levi relaxes into the couch. Eren’s hands are still caressing both his hair and back, with the occasional slip onto his thighs.

“Don’t tell me you are horny, because you smell really enticing right now.” Levi remarks, but does nothing to stop Eren’s wandering hands, instead he chooses to lean into the alpha and inhales.

“Really? Are you sure it’s not you who feels horny because cocoa stirs you up?” Eren says jokingly, then brings both his hands to cup Levi’s face. Their eyes linger on each other for God knows how long, before Eren kisses Levi’s lips softly.

Levi melts into the kiss. Eren’s kisses always have a mysterious power over him. Want and lust aside, Eren always manages to make Levi feel safe. Just like this nest, where they can live and do things they like without a care in the world, Eren leads Levi into some kind of dream-like state, except that it is real.

I feel like I can live like this forever. Levi thinks as he puts his hands on the alpha, letting the kiss deepen. Eren is being extremely passionate and careful as time goes by, especially when Levi is in this vulnerable state, pregnancy. And all those things just add up to the fuel in their love life, sending sparks after sparks throughout their bodies where they touch.

After a long while, Eren pulls back and kisses Levi’s cheeks and forehead softly. The omega whines a bit, but lets his alpha end their session nonetheless. He still smells like an overwhelming mess, though.

“Now let’s exchange gifts. Your Xmas gift to me and my double gifties to you.” Eren chuckles and places a small red box in Levi’s lap, while Levi pulls out...a sock under the tea table. Eren rolls his eyes, but seeing the stern look on Levi’s face, he dares not to laugh just because.

“Since I’m your Santa, I suppose putting your gift in a sock is the traditional way.” Levi says as he drops the poorly knitted sock into the alpha’s hands, eyes averting away. “And I have plenty of time to kill anyways. Open it.”

The object inside is the exact opposite of its container. It is soft and it has a beautiful pattern and in a color that matches Eren’s eyes. Eren smiles softly as he pulls the item out of the sock, fingers sliding on the smooth material. It’s a tie, something Eren can wear to work and be reminded of Levi in many ways and vice versa.

While Eren feels loved and contented, the omega, however, has an intrigued look on his face after seeing his Christmas and birthday gifts. Inside the box lies a key, along with two airplane tickets. How mysterious. He carefully picks up the key and inspects it. Looks like a car key. The two airplane tickets has the destination of Paradis, somewhere so far away that Levi has not been to yet, but it is deemed the perfect place for a honeymoon. Why a honeymoon again? He is sure their honeymoon to Etruria last summer was ecstasy enough Eren got Levi pregnant right away. How wonderful.

Sensing the curiosity of the omega, Eren speaks out as he links their hands together. “You know, the key is for our new car. I suppose it’s time we have our own commuting vehicle. As for the tickets, it’s for summer holidays. I want us to be there together next summer.” He knows Levi loves traveling, but the omega does not like it being on public holidays. Bunches of motherfuckers out there. However, Eren can only accumulate enough paid leaves at that time.

“Well, you bought a car?”

“We can travel on our own with it. It’ll be easier if we need a quick ride here and there too.”

Levi does not want to be a burden on his alpha. A house, a large enough balance in their bank account and his love seem too plenty already. Sometimes Eren tries too hard to be considered successful. He knows it is not because Eren wants to be recognized, but to make life easy for the omega instead. That is why Levi lets Eren pamper him. However, as their child is due soon, buying a car means they are being short of money. Levi’s smells must have given his thoughts away, since Eren pulls him close and comforts the omega. “Don’t worry, I can always make more money.” Eren’s words always have the little kind of magic which can make Levi relax right away.

Yes. Eren can always make more money. After all, he is an alpha, a man with strength and knowledge, as well as some kind of leading power. Eren will always easily find a suitable job. And I can, either. Levi thinks.

“All right.” The omega agrees with his alpha about their new car and the trip in summer, when their child is already born.

A journey to an exotic island with his husband should not sound like some burden. Levi decides it would be best if they can enjoy every bit and piece of their life. They are not rich, and certainly not anything more special than other alpha and omega couples, but Levi knows they are happy.

Happy being with each other.

Levi lets Eren lead him to their bedroom, turning in for the day. They exchange whispers of love as well as Happy birthday and Merry Christmas. Lying in the arms of his alpha, Levi dreams of the warm sunshine and breeze of the sea. In his dreams, there are familiar people as well as faces he has never seen before, but they are all celebrating something together. There are so many people around him, too many to his liking, of course, but somehow the feeling is not bad.

Especially when Eren is there in his dream, too.

“To get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.” - Mark Twain

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