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bastardsunlight · 3 years
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Have you ever had a ulterior motive to get Scorpion in front of camera other than... the fact that he’d fucking own the screen presence?
“I assume you’re talkin’ t’me,” says Johnny, pointing at himself with both thumbs, as if the word “me” is not enough. He grins, ear to ear, and shakes his head. “I just think he’d be good for it... little extra money never hurt. Not sure where the Shirai-Ryu get their funding, but boy... imagine.” He tosses his hands in the air mimicking a marquee. “Cage and Hasashi in: Enter the Scorpion.”
He pauses, konsiders, shakes his head, and chuckles. “Nah, that sounds kinda like a porno--not exactly Shirai-Ryu Tradition(tm) there, huh?” His imitation of Hanzo Hasashi’s voice and accent are superb and he knows it. “Anyway, working title, and I’d still get top billing ‘cause... well I’m Johnny Cage, but my coattails are the ones you wanna ride. Trust me.”
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