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jo-does-things · 1 year
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Skfhhdjs Moira Overwatch is officially my favorite she's such a terrible person I love her and her mad (medical) science vibes
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voidpotatooooo · 4 years
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Coeveira wedding - sequel
A/N - so yeah. This is a sequel fic, and it has way more words. Also bi polyam barry and his supportive wife kathy is canon here. @eggshxts @s-s-s-s-t-a-r-s more coeveira
Previous fic
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It was happening. The wedding was near. And by near i mean in 2 weeks. Carlos, Billy, and their friends and family had worked hard to make sure it would happen as perfectly as possible. Joe had offered to be the officiator, and Chris had been more than estatic to be the ringbearer. Ethan and Mia had went on a flower shopping spree, which had resulted in different blue bouquets for every table but that was fine. Rebecca was Billy's bestman, and Jill was Carlos's maid of honour. Carlos's family from Brazil had also come over to help with meals and desserts, although they had a huge habit of carelessly giving Rosalee sweet foods.
Currently, both men were having their joint bachelor party. Rosalee was being taken care of by Natalia for the night, which meant that all the adults were free to drink as much as they wanted. Which was a lot, because EVERYONE had brought alcohol. And now, everyone was drunk.
The ladies were all playing spin the bottle, and most of them had each other's lipstick smeared on the others' lips or face or neck. The guys were either doing dumb things, like trying to cartwheel while pissed drunk, or playing truth or dare(except for Ethan, because he was already passed out).
"Alright, alright," Leon took another big gulp of beer. "I'll spill, jeez. Yeah, I had a crush on Chris once, what's it to you? Anyways, it's my turn to ask!"
Leon scanned the group. Who did he know the least about? His eyes landed on Joe and Barry. Neither had said much after their 5th or 6th bottle, and since when did they get to close to each other?
"Barry!" The older man mummured, before leaning towards Leon. "Truth or dare?"
"Jesus christ, why me?" The older man rubbed the back of his neck, weighing his options. "Uh, dare, why not."
It was only when he looked up at Leon's evil smirk did he realise the mistake he made.
"I dare you to make out with Joe."
Everyone paused. Barry nearly dropped his drink. Everyone knew he was happily married to Kathy. Everyone knew she was at the party, and had gone upstairs to make sure Ethan was okay. Everyone knew that Kathy trusted her husband not to cheat on her.
Everyone also knew that Barry rarely backed down from a dare. He honestly didn't know what to do.
Suddenly, a window from upstairs slammed open
"THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR?" Kathy yelled, grinning like she was having the best time of her life. "DO IT! DO THE DARE!"
Barry was more than grateful for the brief distraction.
"YOU SURE, HONEY?"
"YES I'M SURE, THAT'S A HOT PIECE OF ASS IF I'VE SEEN ONE AND IF YOU GET TO KISS THAT THEN GOD DAMN AM I GIVING YOU ALL THE PERMISSION POSSIBLE! FINISH THAT BEER AND DO THE DARE!"
Barry chuckled at his wife's boldness. She knew he'd been crushing on Joe like a schoolgirl for a while now, and had been egging him to make a move. He was a bi and polyam man in his late 50s, and he sure wasn't getting any younger, and nor was Joe. Fuck it.
In the span of 30 minutes it had gone completely out of hand. NOT the dare, goodness no, Barry didn't want to push any limits, or take advantage of Joe being more drunk than he was. No, the whole party had gone crazy. Carlos and Billy hadn't drank much, just for the sake of being sober enough to bring Rosalee back home and avoid a bad hangover in the morning, but other than Kathy and Jake(he couldn't drink any alcohol for medical reasons), everyone was nearly blackout drunk. The last Barry saw of the party before Kathy drove away from the house were the sudden appearance of fireworks.
— — time skip to the day after — —
"Do you guys regret drinking this much alcohol?"
A whole chorus of voices replied.
"YES!"
— ANOTHER but to the wedding day —
Rosalee sat happily in front of the vanity mirror as Ashley finished up brushing their short hair. Manuela passed her a headband with a bright blue ribbon on it, fixing up her own hair with another pin. Ashley had on a dark blue dress with tulle layers on the bottom half, decorated with sparkles. Manuela wore a much lighter and more simple outfit. Rosalee jumped up with a twirl, their soft and poofy dress jumping with them.
In a few minutes, the trio were headed out in Ashley's car, towards the forested area the wedding was being held.
"I can't wait to see the pups! Oh, it's been forever since I last saw them!" Manuela giggled, remembering how excited the younger dogs were a few months ago.
"Well, most of the younger dogs aren't puppies anymore, but I'm pretty sure they'll still wanna lick your face!" Rosalee piped up.
"Don't worry, sugarpie," Ashley pulled into the parking lots just outside the forest. "We'll see them in a few."
Most of the people invited were already there, chatting amongst themselves. As predicted, the dogs were more than happy to get all the love from Manuela, and Rosalee sat with the large caucasian shepherd Billy brought home a year ago.
They'd never seen this many familiar faces in such a big group before. There were two large tables with many chairs around them, yet no one sat there. They knew why. They remembered asking.
"Hey Leon?" Rosalee looked over at the arrangement designs for the wedding. "Why are these here? Who are these people?"
"Hm? Oh," He leaned back in his chair. "Those are for the friends we've lost along the way. You never know, they might be there!"
"But," Rosalee read some of the names written into the small rectangles indicating chairs. "Some of these guys tried to kill you, didn't they? Why put their names there?"
He stayed silent for a moment.
"Some of them didn't mean to," He started. "Some of them were manipulated, or corrupted, or just couldn't realise what they were doing was wrong. Hell, some of them thought they were even doing the right thing! I… wanna let them have a chance to enjoy this, y'know?"
Leon's fingers trailed over to one name in particular. Luis Sera. For a second, Rosalee saw his face relax, as if he was remembering a past lover...
The look on Carlos's face as he watched Billy walk down the aisle was priceless. The flowing blue dress that he had decided to wear for the wedding was absolutely stunning, from the intricate lacey designs, to the big silver ribbon around his waist. There were scattered giggled in the crowd from how absolutely whipped he looks for his husband. Barry had volunteered to walk him down in place of his father, who had already passed on.
Carlos couldn't help but stare in wonder at how handsome his husband looked. Goodness, how did he get so lucky?
"Uhh blah blah blah, bible stuff I can't- ah forget it," Joe blew away a stray bee before continuing, ignoring the laughter from the crowd. "Ok yeah you can say your vows now."
Carlos's vows were short and sweet, but still very meaningful. Billy though… He was quite well known for his long speeches. Everyone immediately groaned when he pulled out a thick stack of cards from the bouquet, which now looked significantly smaller. Rosalee did a double handed facepalm, and Helena quietly offered to get Joe a chair. Even their youngest puppy, a golden retriever, whined and lay down on the floor.
Billy had to suppress his laugh when he revealed that the cards were taped together. Everyone immediately started laughing in relief and slight confusion.
"Jeez, you nearly had us there, docinho!" Carlos chuckled, reading the words on the cards. Billy cleared his throat.
"HOT DAMN I'M GAY FOR YOU!" He yelled, and everyone laughed even harder.
"A'ight!" Joe let out a few last chuckles. "Ehh what's next? Oh right. Do you, Carlos Oliveira, take Billy Coen to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"I do." Carlos sighed happily.
"And do you, Billy Coen, take Carlos Oliveira to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"Yes, I do." Billy switched his bouquet to one hand.
"And blah blah blah JUST KISS ALREADY!" Joe's lack of patience and desire for gay rights won over his like of tradition. Billy went right for it and kissed his new husband. There was much applause and cheers for the newlyweds, and Rosalee giggled while running up to their dads. Carlos swept them off their feet and into his arms.
The next part went by increadibly fast. Billy didn't toss the bouquet, but instead made the motion to before simply handing it to Moira. She had to suffer only a few seconds of confusion before Claire got her attention by presenting her with a ring and a proposal. Then they all had a huge dinner. Some people had to go home earlier, but had given their well-wishes. Someone also brought the dogs home and took care of them for the time being. Carlos and Billy danced the night away with Rosalee.
Life couldn't be better.
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kittyboones · 5 years
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give me a recap of ur OCs ! so i know what to ask ! :) please ?
ok so we have like 500 of all my ocs, but why don’t i just mention the ones I have been thinking the most about. considering how long this is, i decided to put a read more, so uhh click that to read about them!!
First, we have Damien Parker; a stubborn, kind of a tsundere, persistent, considerate and diligent guy. He’s a gamer and he’s a closeted bi. Uhh, a random fact I came up with when I was first making him is that his first crush was on Jill Valentine from Resident Evil and that he loves most of the Resident Evil games. He’s closeted bisexual and he has a preference for girls. Uh, I haven’t decided on a face claim for him yet, but it might be Ilan Mitchell Smith when he was younger, like what he looked like in Weird Science!Next, we have Owen Mack; the heartthrob! A guy with a sense of humor, who’s empathic yet somehow also apathetic at the same time, who’s more practical than rational or theoretical. I would call him a chad, but also not a chad if you understand? He’s one of the guys to quote a dead meme and he gets pissed when people call him a normie.   Owen’s a very open and a chatterbox. He’s Pansexual and comes from a very homophobic family. He can be rude at times and at other times, he’s a sweetheart. I first used Finn Wolfhard as a face claim for him, but now his face claim is either Johnny Depp, from Nightmare On Elm Street, or Dylan Schmid.Cece Pei is next on the list! Cece is a shy, yet extroverted person if he is with the right people. He’s actually the first of all these ocs that I created. He was originally gonna be an oc for a zombie apocalypse story and a superhero oc, yet suddenly he was my Harry Potter oc and my main oc’s boyfriend. He was a Hufflepuff and he’s what I would call a ‘soft boy’. He’s bisexual and he’s trans(female to male).   His face claim used to be Jack Dylan Grazer, but then it got changed to Corey Haim and then Keanu Reeves, and to this day Keanu has been his face claim.And the last OC I will recapping: Duffie Frez!! Duffie is... the love of my life. I love him. I haven’t really worked on him, but damn I love him. He’s my OC for Resident Evil and he’s a gamer. He’s a disaster Polysexual and he’s really in love with Moira Burton. He deserves the world and I just ifdhh I love him. He’s really sweet, and funny and he’s a really bright guy. He’s really positive and he tries really hard to brighten up situations. His FC is Rami Malek, mostly of his role as Josh Washington from Until Dawn.
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onearmedsurvivor · 7 years
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He couldn't call for help and drowned. It is the sea.
Actually those who are infected by the C-Virus were confirmed to not be capable of drowning. And before anyone says anything about the underwater volcano I squint on that too because unlike Uroboros, the C-Virus is completely okay with extreme temperatures, cold of hot.
To quote;
“Their [Samples extracted from said underwater volcano] resistance in extreme environments made them interesting additions to the virus' makeup.“
I mean if Jill somehow survived being dragged by Wesker with 15 broken bones after falling off a castle on a cliff, and Moira survived being crushed by debris and explode in a building, why can’t Piers, which is supposed to be 100% adapted for the water and heat [DID YOU FORGET WHAT IT TOOK TO KILL CARLA AND DEREK?DID YOU FORGET THE MANY MANY CHRYSALIDS THAT HAD TO BE BLOW-TORCHED BY THE B.S.A.A. AFTER THEY THREW ROCKETS AT THAT BUILDING BECAUSE IT WASN’T DAMN ENOUGH?THOSE WERE USUAL C-Virus INFECTED, TOO! IT WASN’T THE E-C-Virus WHICH IS WAAAAY WAY STRONGER.] make it?
Am I losing my shit? Did I actually miss something?
I mean if the maker of RE6 would come to me and say “Piers is canonically dead, I’m sorry” I’ll accept it but for now its shady AF and death-off-screen is not an official death in my book.
Not in Resident Evil only, by the way. Its just a general rule I have. Keeps things interesting.
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