god i wanna download a voicebank so badly but it means i'll have to learn cvvc 😔😔😔

How the Agents celebrate your birthday (part 2)

Phoenix: He wants to do something extravagant, something eye-catching. You know, like you! But he take a look in his wallet, and realizes quickly that he must settle for less. He had such big plans!! But alas. He ends up taking you to the local amusement park instead. Not as extravagant, but definitely eye-catching. The two of you have a blast, and Phoenix forgets about his earlier plans. The smile on your face helps for sure.

Raze: She throws you a big party, and all the Agents are invited. She makes big plans. There’s catering, games, prizes, and also gifts! Everyone in Valorant came! Even Viper and Omen! No one can really pass up a party hosted by Raze. She can be explosive on the battlefield, but she is an even better party host! It’s a fun time surrounded by your closest friends!

Reyna: Reyna lavishes you with her time on your special day. She spends a long time getting ready to look as elegant as ever, and suggests you do the same. When you ask her if she’s taking you anywhere special, she says no. She just wants everyone’s heads to turn to you on your day. So you get dressed up too! And yes, everyone sneaks glances as the two of you walk by, looking like a power couple

Sage: Sage brings you on a relaxing stroll at a tea shop and garden, and the two of you spend quality time together, sipping on tea, eating light finger foods, and just talking. It’s really nice, and a wonderful break from the hustle and bustle of work. You spend the whole afternoon there, just enjoying each other’s company. She also purchases a big slice of fluffy Japanese cheesecake from the shop to enjoy together outside, sitting on the stone steps, and watching the water fountain.

Skye: Skye takes you to explore the great outdoors, of course! She brings you to an animal sanctuary, and the two of you spend the day learning about how to take care of animals, and get to visit them all and learn all their names. After that Skye takes you to a restaurant within an aquarium! You get to dine in a lovely atmosphere, and see various ocean life swim by!

Sova: Depending on the weather, you know this guy is going to take you outside. He loves the outdoors, he can’t really help it. The great thing about it is, no matter the conditions, he finds a way to make it fun. Snowing? Sledding, skiing, snowman building, snowball fights (he’ll go easy on you, haha, unless?). Raining? Go out and smell the petrichor! Hot? Get ice cream and go on a shady hike! Whatever it is, he’ll be there every step of the way! He also spells out ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY in sticks he finds, and jokes that it spells ‘NARROO VIRTNDAOO”. You don’t get it.*

Viper: Viper puts her work on hold. One evening can wait. She makes reservations for a high end restaurant, with a special dining table for the two of you. It’s away from all the people, which Viper likes. And it means the two of you have more time with each other, rather than hearing other people’s conversations. Dinner is lovely and hearty, even with the small, but fancy portions.

Yoru: Yoru tries to be nice. He cleans up, and presses his hair down (it flops back up by the time he sees you). He brings you a birthday card and some flowers, but after a while you burst into laughter, because there’s some kind of awkward energy you can feel from him. Looks like he asked some of the other Agents for advice, and he ended up taking it to heart! In the end, you take the lead, and head out to a little fair that’s happening in the city. It’s a little crowded, but the atmosphere, and the happy energy that’s being shared is enough for you and Yoru to enjoy it!

*the joke is that it’s a play on the Cyrillic alphabet, which uses similar Latin letters, but has a different sound. English H = Russian N. P = R, Y = Y (pronounced oo/u), B = V. I thought it was funny. I don’t know if anyone else will 🤣