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deadmandreams · 1 year

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Hello, I'm new here and this is my first work. Since English Is not my first language it can have a few grammar mistakes but I hope you enjoy it.

Warnings: no sexual theme, mild swearing

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there was no volunteer for this job. no one except toji fushiguro. rather the bonehead he was he didn't care how dangerous this mission is. well, he knew this area is someone else territory but as long as they paid him a good amount of money he would pass some limits. the job was easy. he should find the famous newly established mafia's head and eliminate them without any waste of time. The only challenge in his way was that no one knew what he looks like. problem with this gang was they're fucking powerful and dangerous and only professionals can deal with them. toji checked his map. he already passed all bridges and there was no way back. there he goes to the mafia official headquarters. to his surprise, the mafia's activities have been done on this wrecked diner. as kong said no one, and he meant NO ONE ever escaped this palace alive. few good spies lost their lives in way of gathering info. On second thought toji considered his options. maybe risking his life for a few bucks wasn't the best deal. but after all, what did he have to lose? his only son megumi was safe. he wasn't sure but the last time he met him he was. been years of not hearing anything about his son. toji had made his choice a long time ago. he said ''here we go" and entered. the diner was nearly empty. one or two random customers and one waitress. at this far everything was all right. toji sat behind one of the tables and after a few minutes a lil birdie just came to take his orders

''hello sir welcome to our diner what can I get for you?'' toji looked her in the eyes and y/n felt her chicks getting warmer. toji smirked.

''what's your name little birdie'' you got as red as you could and oh dear hell this is going to be amusing for him. It wasn't your first time seeing soldiers and of course mercenaries. perks of living right in the middle of a war

''y/n sir, at your service. we have special meals for today you can orde-''

''y/n are you the only person here?''

'' sir excuse me?..''

''im saying is there anyone else besides you?''

'' no sir. we're a bit free these days not having many customers who can effort to eat. so most of our staff lost their jobs or they taking smaller shifts. it's just me and our cook in the kitchen. but we serve anything you want.'' toji looked around. weird. what this wrecked empty diner could do with such a huge mafia

''i have a black coffee sweetheart.''

''course. right now.''

you flew to the counter. couldn't be happier than this in your life. you had no idea what operation is happening in this region but whatever it was, you felt like the luckiest girl in the world. having technicians and other militaries in your diner will surely help you to save more money. you being the sweet girl you are brought the cup of coffee for toji

"thanks doll. can you sit here with me? for a moment.''

''sorry but it's against the rules.''

''aw come on. you're not that busy. It seems I'm your only customer right now. be a good girl and sit with me."

''but ...''

" sit birdie it won't take long. here. here's a bounce for your special service.'' seeing green bills made you sit down.

''atta girl. Now I'm gonna ask a few questions. that's all. You're all right with it?''

you shook off your head.

''alright. Here's one. do you have regular customers here? like people to come and go a few times?

"no sir. most days we have none.''

''ok call me toji...so you haven't seen anyone doing any suspicious activities here?is that right?''

''no sir...I mean toji not at all.''

"all right...I don't know what to say now. you can go if you want"

''but what are you looking for exactly?I mean we have nothing here but hills of dust and dirt"

"yeah. let's say I'm looking for buncha people. to say dangerous people." "dangerous sir?"

"seriously dangerous. you don't want to have anything with them."

"oh dear lord...no no...we definitely do not want them around"

"smart girl. so in conclusion you or your co-workers haven't seen one?"

"No toji. no not at all"

toji tsked for the wrong information. of course no serious person would do anything with this palace. coffee was good though.

"thanks for your time...and the coffee. here, as I said to you." he put the money on the table and your eyes got wide open

"this much? sir this is too much even for tipping!"

itching the scar on the corner of his lips he gave you one of his rare smiles

"take it. I'm being generous today. maybe I come by sometimes."

there were happy tears in your eyes. you believed this man came straight from Heaven, but not knowing what filthy things he can do. the good thing about you, you judge people with their hearts not what they do for living, right? toji was getting out when you stopped him. not knowing what is it this time, he looked back from his shoulder and saw you pointing something infront of him.

#toji fushiguro x y/n #toji fushiguro x reader #toji fushiguro x you #toji fic #toji x reader #toji x y/n #jjk toji #jujutsu kaisen toji

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omnybus · 2 years

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A Buncha Boneheads (Final)

Originally posted on My Patreon (Follow the link to see the full image)

Well, after drawing 88 different skeletal characters, here it is, the full series of "A Buncha Boneheads"! I was originally going to try and sell this as a poster but after looking into it, I don't think I can do that unless I want to deal with several dozen copyright laws.

This was quite the fun little exercise for me- the biggest challenge was trying to emulate the art styles of so many different series and properties. There are definitely more skull-headed characters out there that I could add, but frankly I think a nice even 88 is good enough, and there are other projects I want to work on for the future. Overall I'm pretty proud of this.

With that said, let me know if I've made a spelling mistake or something anywhere on here- I've tried my best but I just know I missed one or two somewhere.

The full list of characters is written below:

The Full list of characters are, in order:

Ainz Ool Gown (Overlord)

Astel, Naturalborn of the Void (Elden Ring)

Ben Bones (Freaktown)

Benny (Halloweentown)

Big, Little, and Dog (The Funnybones)

Big Steve (Doogal/The Magic Roundabout)

Bonejangles (Corpse Bride)

Boney (Weinerville)

Cadavre (Local 58)

Captain Barbossa (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Captain Boney (Rattle Me Bones)

Captain Flameheart (Sea of Thieves)

Carmine/The Bowler (Mystery Men)

Count Moneybone (Skylanders: Swap Force)

Crypt Keeper (Tales From the Crypt)

Cubone (Pokemon)

Curly (Goosebumps)

Dead Tom (Muppet Treasure Island)

Death (Castlevania)

Death (Discworld)

Death (Gregory Horror Show)

Doot Skull (Microsoft 3D Movie Maker)

Dry Bowser (Super Mario)

Duskull (Pokemon)

General Hadias (Mazinger)

General Skelly (The Barbarian and the Troll)

Ghost Rider (Ghost Rider)

Giant Skeleton (Kubo and the Two Strings)

Gravelord Nito (Dark Souls)

Gregg the Grim Reaper (Conker’s Bad Fur Day)

Grim (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

Grimskull (Skeleton Warriors)

Gruntilda Winkybunion (Banjo-Kazooie)

Hèctor Rivera (Coco)

The Horned King (The Black Cauldon)

Horrorman (Anpanman)

Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

Jack the Reaper (Spirit Halloween)

Jacques LaLean (Beetlejuice Animated Series)

Jägermonster (GWAR)

Jawbone/The Skin Taker (Channel Zero/Candle Cove)

King (The Owl House)

King Igos Du Ikana (The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask)

LeChuck (The Secret of Monkey Island)

Lego Skeleton (Lego)

Lewis (Mystery Skulls)

The Lich (Adventure Time)

Long Horse (Trevor Henderson Mythos)

Lord English (Homestuck)

Lord Hater (Wander Over Yonder)

Lord Xykon (Order of the Stick)

Manny Calavera (Grim Fandango)

Manolo Sanchez (The Book of Life)

Martian (Mars Attacks!)

Mr. Crypt (Mr. Crypt Comics)

Mr. Skullhead (Animaniacs)

Mumbo Jumbo (Banjo-Kazooie)

The Nowhere King (Centaurworld)

Papyrus and Sans (Undertale)

Red Death (The Venture Bros)

Red Skull (Marvel Comics)

Rito Revolto (Power Rangers)

R.M.S./Real Magic Skeleton (O.K. K.O.! Let’s Be Heroes)

Santara of the Dead (El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera)

SCP-1471-A/Mal0 ver1.0.0. (The SCP Foundation)

Sekhmet (Skullgirls)

Sir Daniel Fortesque (MediEvil)

Skeleton King (Clash Royale)

Skeleton King (Diablo)

Skeleton King (Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go!)

Skeleton King (Team Fortress 2)

Skeleton Princess (Adventure Time)

Skeletor (He-Man and the Masters of the Universe)

Skelly (Hades)

Skull Boy (Ruby Gloom)

Skullface (Madballs)

Skull Knight (Berserk)

Skullmageddon (Double Dragon)

Skull Man (Mega Man)

Skully Pettibone (Scary Godmother)

Smitty Webenjägermanjensen (Spongebob Squarepants)

Soul King Brook (One Piece)

Spinel (Killer Instinct)

The T-800 (The Terminator)

T-Bone (Cuphead)

The Stalker (Jumunji Animated Series)

The Wither (Minecraft)

#my art #omny87 #skeleton #skull #a buncha boneheads #fanart #movies #books #video games #comics #tv shows #too many franchises to tag

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