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justcallmesakira · 15 days

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You pounce on him, god this insufferable bastard always got you on your nerves, teasing about your status, grades and everything.

"God you idiot! Can you stop your mockery for one fucking second?" you exclaim your legs trapping his body down to the floor.

Everyone in school was watching your and his fights everyday, even the teachers were so fed up.

"What is it now, sweetie? Mad?" even so he teases you literally pinned against the ground.

"Shut the fuck up you manwhore" you reply back with anger in your movement your body creating slight friction against his which you djdnt notice.

You glare at him as if hes some leech heck he would only grin nastily if you did

"Ah just like that, love You hit the spot~"

He moans out, arousol in his tone which instantly made a hue in your cheeks appear but you had deemed it as anger and you instantly get up. Everyone was looking at you two whispering stuff like "theyre so dating" "its giving academic rivals".

While he was there just grinning cheekily, your glare piercing through his naughty ones.

"Cats got your tongue~"

+ DAZAI, NIKOLAI, fyodor, RANPO, DABI, bakugo, GOJO, geto and your cheeky favs :3

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herwritingartcowboy · 9 months

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Sorry for the bother!

But could I request Fukuzawa Yukichi, Ranpo Edogawa, and Yosano Akiko with what their like with aftercare?

If it’s already been done then don’t bother responding, thank you! <333

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Character(s): Fukuzawa Yukichi, Ranpo Edogawa, Yosano Akiko,

Warning(s): Mentions of Sex,

Readers Gender: Gn

Fukuzawa Yukichi-

He is a gentleman during and especially after sex

Right after this man is already getting a nice warm bath ready for the both of you as already had changed the sheets

He doesn't want you to move a muscle as he wants you to relax

When you guys are in the bathtub he is peppering your face with kisses as even outside of sex he is still praising you

All in all he wants to take care of you in aftercare just to still remind you that he loves you even outside of sex

Ranpo Edogawa-

Once sex is over he is wrapped around your body as to not let you go and still wanting to be with you

After a few more minutes of cuddling and sweet whispers he let you

He is mostly in the bed still as you went to start everything as getting some snacks for him and even starting a bath

Once everything is cleaned up you go back to Ranpo as you two sit there holding each other while feeding each other treats

Ranpo isn't lazy but after sex his body is worn out and if you ask he will help you clean up but he mostly just wants to hold you and eat all sorts of sweets with you

Yosano Akiko-

Once sex is over you two lay there as she praises you and asking if you are okay and if you needed anything

She is still attached to your hip while you guys are cleaning up

She gets some comfy clothes for you both to change into

And she is just a sweet lady during aftercare

Once back in bed she lets you hold her as she also has pepper kisses in your face while complimenting you

She is just there helping you out or letting you help her out as even after sex you two are still together

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heartsfourdazai · 5 months

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hear me out

technically not a hear me out but a request im not sure why i wrote that BUT

reader who looks up to ranpo and wants to be a detective just like him (probably inflating his ego at the same time) THEN FALLS IN LOVE WITH HIM

- ⚜️

with a reader who looks up to him

ranpo<3

warnings: lowercase writing

a/n: HAI - ⚜️ tysm for this request!! sorry if this seems short/rushed!!

the day you met him.

the boy claimed to be the "world's greatest detective."

ranpo edogawa.

when he was 14, you were 13.

1 year younger then him, however you tried all you could to become just like him!

you studied his work.

how he does things.

how he figures small thing out.

let's be 100% serious.

no one is smarter then ranpo.

come on. 'are you an idiot?' in the words of ranpo.

fukuzawa noticed how much you admired ranpo and his actions.

he would watch as your eyes sparkled around him.

the brightest smile would appear on your face when he walked into a room.

ranpo was the first to catch on. come on, your not even trying to hide it from him. we disscussed this- he spots every little thing.

each time you would praise him- a proud grin would form on my lips and he'll wrap an arm around your neck.

"see! this one gets me!" he would smile and your heart would burst.

"you figured that out in-30 SECONDS!!" you gasped as you gave him a riddle you were struggling to solve for the past 30 minutes.

"well, i am the world's greatest detective!" he would boop your nose, giving you a sincere smile as he tilts his head.

"i'm going to become a detective- and be JUST like you one day!"

he grinned, "no better then me, that's for sure!"

"of course not! no one's better then you!" you gave him a wink.

over the years, both you and ranpo have grown closer together. real close. most of the cases ranpo would be on, you would be there.

take the first case ranpo, dazai, and atsushi were on. you were by ranpo's side.

however...

something felt different.

when you were both teenagers, seeing him felt like you were meeting a superstar!

but now...you felt your heart beat out of your chest when he talks to you. when he touches you. when he...is just him.

you got nervous.

you were falling for the detective...

now here comes the panic.

will he find out?

of course he will, he's RANPO!! not kunikida ☠

if it was kunikida- boy you'll be having to drop the most obvious hints known to man.

you were a popular- a well-known detective in the ADA- much like dazai, but he seemed a tad more popular.

everytime ranpo would strike up a conversation with you- you sould answer quickly and run out of the room.

everyone would be worried, however ranpo would watch you run out of the room with a smirk.

"is...y/n okay?" atsushi would asked and ranpo would strech his arms into the air and sigh, "yup. their just in love-"

"with who?!" atsushi's eyes grew wide.

ranpo grinned at him and rubbed his nose, "who do you think?"

see.

told you.

HE CATCHES ON QUICKLYYYYY.

dude knew you were crushing on him the moment you realized you were crushing on him.

we'll- a day after.

don't worry-

he fell for you as well. all those years getting clsoer with you- realizing how sweet and kind you are to others, to him, and to yourself- how could anyone not.

he's glad you were the one who you fell for- and the same goes to him.

now..who will speak up first, hm?

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cqthqrtic · 9 months

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ooohh could i have a and e for ranpo?

warnings: physical abuse, disrespect of boundaries.

yan alphabet prompt.

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

Ranpo is very touchy, but in the way a clingy cat is almost. He hugs you as if he's trying to break your ribs and fuse your flesh to his. He can and will lay on top of you for hours so that you won't get up and leave him. I can see it going into a slightly violent territory where he'd bite you a little too hard, squeeze your wrist to the point of bruising, etc. Ranpo also does not give a single fuck about your feelings and boundaries so he'll rarely apologize. If he hurts, he'll just let you patch yourself up when he's bored and then do it again all over again. Ranpo prioritizes his appetite over your comfort.

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

I think Ranpo is willing to let you see the "cuter" or more acceptable parts of his vulnerability but the really scary and important stuff, he reserves for himself alone. He doesn't want you to see too much of his weaknesses or else you might exploit it. Or worse, you could lose any respect you still have for him.

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whatifwekissedatneocity · 5 months

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be with you

multiple bsd characters x reader. reader is gn (gender neutral).

about: dates with bsd characters. established relationship

featuring: dazai, chuuya, atsushi, akutagawa, ranpo

notes: atsushi is referred to as “jinko” (white tiger) in aku’s part

kiel notes: idk if you can tell whose part is more self indulgent LMAOOO managed this during writer’s block i think im a god. kidding

DAZAI — cosy colouring book date at home

dazai recently bought colouring books from the bookstore. he said along the lines of “exploring creativity,” but really, he’s just lazy and broke for outdoor dates. you didn’t mind, though; quality time is still time spent with your lover.

worn out faber castell colour pencils are splayed out on his futon, and you both are lying on your stomachs. he kicks his legs and fills the empty pages with different colours. a peaceful and quiet retreat from the world with dazai gently humming a song you can’t quite make out, only to be disturbed by the gentle sounds and laughter of lovers.

“why’s the penguin yellow?” you giggle, and he pouts.

“have you seen club penguin? all the penguins have different cute colours!” he shades another penguin green and you rolled your eyes. “that game is dead, though..” you remarked, and he scoffed playfully. “not dead in my heart."

being childish and immature with the right person truly heals your inner child.

CHUUYA — aquarium (his mayoi card!!)

chuuya’s gloved hand held your hand as you both strolled through the tanks. your fingers traced the outlines of the fish as they swam close. he points at an ugly fish and laughs, “it looks like you." your jaw drops because that fish was actually ugly. it was your turn to exact revenge, and you point towards a small fry fish, saying, “and that’s you." you stick your tongue out at him and his mouth twitches in amusement. talk shit get hit.

your fish and his fish swam to each other and circled in a dance. he chuckles, “maybe that’s actually us,” he watches the fish swim away, and you beamed, “we could rule the fish kingdom together!” his eyes soften when he sees your bright smile illuminated under the blue aquarium light, before he smirks again.

“yeah yeah, you don’t even know how to swim,” ouch. there’s some truth in his words, and you can only sigh. fishes are naturally good at swimming, so it wouldn’t be a problem if you guys were one.

he sends you both back home by piggybacking you and zipping through the city. you hold your shoes in one hand after a long day of walking, and you grip the shark plushie he won at the aquarium in another.

ATSUSHI — cuddling in a pillow fort

you throw a blanket over the pillow fort you and atsushi have built in the last ten minutes. he struggles to let the fairy lights stay put as he pulls them around the fort.

“get in already!” you pat the spot beside you impatiently, and he crawls in. your laptop rests on his right thigh and your left thigh, sharing a movie screen. it’s a movie marathon on a rainy day. the horror movie plays, and atsushi hides his face in your neck when a jump scare appears.

lightning flashes outside and thunder roars, sending the poor boy flinching a little. you felt bad, so you decided to call off the marathon (not even one movie in) “okay no more, we can just cuddle." you close the laptop screen, and he lays on your lap. your fingers twirl his soft hair, and he purrs softly. atsushi’s soft purring and the soft pitter-patter of the raindrops outside lull you to sleep. you lay your back against the fort gently, eyes closed and relaxed with your lover.

AKUTAGAWA — cat cafe

it took a lot of convincing for akutagawa to go on this date. he didn’t like going to a cafe with the same species and animal family as atsushi. he agreed anyway because he didn’t want to see you upset (good).

you sat on the floor and wiggled a feather toy around while akutagawa fed lickable treats. many cats surrounded him and rubbed their bodies against his thighs. a white cat that oddly resembles a tiger approaches him, and he moves the treat away.

“ryu, you’re so mean.” you clicked your tongue and fed the white cat some of your treats. “it looks like jinko.” he grumbled and stared at the cat with his void eyes. at this point atsushi is your boyfriend’s boyfriend.

akutagawa uses his ability to create a mini cat tower for the cats surrounding him. you can’t help but giggle at his helplessness when the cats jump on him. they seem like to him a lot, well, except for that one cat he denied of treats.

on your way back home, you told him he looked like a tuxedo cat. he only cocks an eyebrow at you, not questioning your weird comparison.

RANPO — dessert tasting

a flyer comes into the agency’s mail, and ranpo is already dragging you down the busy afternoon streets. “come y/n, we have to go. it’s an important mission.” his grabs your wrist tightly and enters the cafe. mission? at a cafe?

what came into the mail was a notice for a dessert tasting at a cafe before their grand opening. ranpo could already discern the flyer’s content when atsushi walked in with a bunch of letters. who in the right mind would turn down free sweet treats? obviously not ranpo.

the waitress brings out pastries after pastries, and ranpo pushes his glasses up, acting like a food critic.

“hm, these scones are not sweet enough. the texture is too chewy.” he moves on and shoves a spoonful of gelato into his mouth. “i like the gelato. it’s sweet for my liking.” he nods approvingly, and you laugh, wiping the cream off the edge of his mouth. “slow down, the greatest food critic. we’re here to enjoy the desserts too.”

“if they don’t want to lose a customer like me, then i’d better say something about their recipe before their grand opening.” he’s got a point. you doubt he’d actually frequent this cafe, though, because he only came today for free desserts. you both get ramune to cleanse your palate afterwards (not that it helps).

main menu ☆

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nomazee · 4 days

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Hello, how are you? 🥰

If it's okay, can I request, for the event, Ranpo + bodyguard!reader (Ranpo still being a famous?detective) + 3am? 😊

LOVED THIS CONCEPT i hope i did it justice,,, in a perfect world i would write like a million companion pieces to this but this is it FOR NOW… THANK U SO MUCH FOR REQUESTING!!

my 1k event!

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“Do you really have to stay up like that?”

“Yes.”

Ranpo sighs, dropping back down onto the rock-hard bed and knocking the air out of his own chest. Just three feet away from him on the floor, you’re sat against the wall, arms crossed and legs stretched out in front of you. Your gaze is locked on the door of the motel room, which unnerves Ranpo. It feels like you’re a statue in his room, unmoving and cold, and he’d really like to go to bed without worrying about something as mundane as your comfort.

“There’s a couch right over there,” he gestures to the decently-sized sofa just a few paces away from your current position. “You can lay down, you know. Relax a little bit. Our main job is over.”

“This is my main job,” you correct him, breaking eye contact with the door in favor of glancing over at him. He’s turned onto his side now, head resting on top of his folded hands. Having you in his sight is more comforting than it has any right to be. It’s your job to keep him in your sights, but you’re too busy with the possibility of an intruder breaking through the door in front of you or the window behind you.

“Do you even sleep?” he asks. “You’ve been ‘on-duty’ for, what, twenty hours now? Don’t you think you deserve a nap, or something?”

“I’m paid by the hour,” you politely inform him, “this is fine to me. You’re not the first person I’ve done this job for, so I’m not an amateur.”

Another exasperated sigh tears its way out of his chest. You’re more stubborn than he is, and your tenacity is both admirable and frustrating. Both of you had gone around the city, taking buses and treading through alleyways for the entire day. You pulled your weapon out at least twice today, and Ranpo’s asked an awful lot of questions to an awful lot of people in his investigation. His mouth still feels dry from all the talking.

You’d gotten back much later than anticipated after finally making an arrest. Getting the local police to cooperate was a hassle, but Ranpo’s track record was enough to prove his points ten times over. On top of that, you’d singlehandedly restrained the criminal when the cops wouldn’t do anything about it, and Ranpo thinks you might deserve a place in his spotlight for all your hard work.

The point is—it’s late, and you both expended all your energy, yet Ranpo is still on-edge because you’re sitting straight up against the wall like a freakish owl. Fukuzawa was kind enough to let the both of you stay overnight at a motel before taking a train back to Yokohama tomorrow at noon. He’d be disappointed if he learned that Ranpo let you sleep on the floor. Or not sleep at all.

“It’s not about being an amateur,” Ranpo groans, turning to lay on his back again and staring up at the ceiling. “It’s about being a normal person and sleeping when you’re supposed to. Don’t be weird. Just lay down, or something.”

“...the floor is cold.”

“Seriously?” he clicks his tongue. “I told you, there’s a couch right there.”

“The couch is cold too. There’s no blankets. If I can’t sleep comfortably, I’d rather not sleep at all.”

The admission rings a little too loud in the otherwise empty room. Ranpo is sure there’s some underlying story behind that, something that he could easily discern in just a second. But he’s tired, and he actually likes you, so he’ll give you another day before he starts tearing into your background like a rabid animal chewing at fast food scraps.

Ranpo sits up yet again, exhausted from all the times he’s changed position in bed, and shuffles over to the far side of the bed that’s pressed against the wall. He tugs the blankets closer to him but leaves a nice empty spot for you on the other side, patting it with his hand. “Look, a warm comfy place on an actual bed. Can you sleep now?”

You blink up at him, and he’s struck with the image of an owl yet again. It would be endearing if you weren’t so odd. “You really don’t have to do that, Edogawa.”

He wrinkles his nose. “Don’t call me that! Nobody else does. Just lay down and go to bed already! I need a good seven hours before I can even move again.”

You laugh at that, which is a small unspoken victory in Ranpo’s head. It’s a small thing, breathy and meant to be hidden, but Ranpo pays attention to it because of course he does. Finally, you stand up from your cramped place beneath the window and slowly make yourself comfortable on the side of the bed newly reserved for you. Ranpo hopes that you didn't interpret his words as a command, and are doing this of your own volition instead—but a victory is a victory, and he’s just relieved that you’ve stopped staring bug-eyed at the door.

“No one will break in,” he says, a last-ditch effort at reassurance to really make sure you’re not just laying on your back at high-alert the whole night. “And if they do, you’ll just kick their ass. You’ll be fine.”

You make a vague noise in response, back already turned to him as you sink into the mattress. Ranpo’s consciousness dwindles as the weariness starts to sink into his bones like an ache, and he wonders if Fukuzawa would hire you again if Ranpo asked him enough times.

#nora hits 1k #ranpo x reader #bsd x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader #ranpo edogawa x reader #edogawa ranpo x reader #edogawa x reader #bsd ranpo x reader #i haven’t watched bsd in so long i’ve lost my touch….i hope he’s mostly in character

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iovetecchou · 1 year

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Hiii could i please get a ranpo prompt with fluff 5 and angst 6

Oh and congrats on 100 follower <3

prompt: "I think I love you."

"No, don't cry. I hate it when you cry.”

GN Reader.

800 words.

All his friends looked up to him. He was invincible in their eyes, and he’s failed them. But most importantly, Ranpo has failed you. At least, that’s what he assumed.

Ranpo had never felt this defeated in his whole entire life. It was as though the world was caving in around him, and he had no sense of control. He needed to get away from all the chaos, away from the monsters on the street.

No one was at the agency at the moment, so Ranpo took it upon himself to camp out there. At least until he got his emotions under control. He made his way underneath his desk, pulling his knees up in front of himself as he buried his face in his hands. He was hyperventilating, his hands were shaking so much and he couldn’t drown out the thoughts rushing through his head.

He hated this. Feeling so weak, and helpless. He was the greatest detective, bad guys he damned! But right now, he didn’t feel so great. He was a complete failure, he didn’t want to see the look on your face when you found out he wasn’t able to stop all this madness from breaking loose.

You were his best friend, the person he confided in with practically everything. You were the only other person besides Fukuzawa that got to see this side of him. The vulnerable side, the Ranpo who wasn’t hiding behind his sheer confidence and skill. Countless times you would come to his rescue, bringing him some snacks and sitting with him in silence until he bounced back.

You had seen Ranpo take off towards the agency, you knew he was blaming himself and you didn’t like that one bit. It’s not his fault, no matter what anyone else says. You finally caught up to him, swinging the agency doors open before shouting out, “Ranpo? I know you’re in here, where are you?” you were frantic. You knew he was probably in a really bad headspace right now, and you just wanted to be there for him.

you began checking under every single desk. You knew he would often hide out under them as he tried to calm himself down. You approached his desk, slowly kneeling down, and that’s when you saw him. He was shaking, with his hands pulled up to cover his face. You could hear his small hiccups as he began to let the tears flow down his cheeks. The sight alone made your chest ache.

"No, don't cry. I hate it when you cry.”

You cautiously reached out to pull his hands away from his face. His beautiful emerald eyes were drowning in tears, and his nose began to run slightly. He hiccuped as his gaze met your concerned one, you began wiping away his tears with your thumbs. Pulling back slightly to ball up your sleeve, before wiping his runny nose clean. You always took care of him like this, and it meant a great deal to Ranpo.

“Ranpo, don’t blame yourself. It’s not your fault,” you stated softly, rubbing his face gently with your fingers now. Trying to soothe him the best you could. “Come here. Let’s get you out from under this desk, yeah?” You moved your hands down to clasp around his own. Pulling him, and yourself up by your interlocked fingers.

He immediately pulled you in for a hug. Clinging onto you for dear life as the sobs wracked through him once more. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry y/n! don’t hate me, please!” Your heart sank further at his words. You moved your hands up to his waist, pulling him into you further as you began to lightly scratch up the expanse of his back. “Shh… don’t you dare apologize Ranpo, you didn’t do anything wrong. I could never hate you Ranpo, in fact,

"I think I love you."

You whispered out that last part, as Ranpo's sobs halted. He stiffened up in your grasp before he pulled back slightly, to get a clear view of your face. You were flushed, feeling embarrassed for getting your feelings off your chest like that.

You and Ranpo had an unshakable bond. Everyone in the agency could see that, hell, even strangers on the street could see it. You two were unmatched, two hearts that beat as one. Why else would you do everything in your power to make him happy if you didn’t love him? He meant everything to you at this point, and that’s why hearing him talk so badly about himself as he sobbed into your shoulder broke your heart into pieces.

His tears were drying on his cheeks as a warm grin now complimented his features. He squeezed your shoulders tightly from where his hands rested before confessing,

“I think I love you too, y/n!”

i really like how this one came out! thank you so much for the request, i hope i did ranpo justice in this one! (:

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star-centric · 1 month

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Hello, Dream! ☺️ May I have Ranpo (bsd) with the prompt "[ 🛁 ] - taking a bath together" please? 🙏🥺 (my bathtub is very big, so imagine all the duckies Ranpo would throw in the bath 🥰)

PAIRING: Ranpo x Gender Neutral!Reader

NOTE: This is such a cute request omgggg! I always remember the bath episode from Wan and it just makes my heart melt everytime 🥹 and finally got some motivation to write so sorry if this is a little rusty (which is why I decided to write it as a drabble I’m sorry 😭)

CW: gender neutral reader, reader’s a little stress/tired but Ranpo’s here to take care of you <3 sfw only!

You are so exhausted.

Your body was sore from the mission, your muscles still feeling raw with every move- even trying to lift your arms had you hissing in pain. All you wanted to do was rest and forget about the stress and (physical) pain you went through today.

And that’s what Ranpo was trying to do.

You figured he was tired of waiting on you as to why he was already gone when you got back to the agency. You weren’t surprised to see him to greet you at the door, but you were a bit taken aback when he started to drag your ragged body straight to the bathroom.

The true surprise was the sight that greeted you when he opened the door.

A soft scent filled the air as you took in the mass of bubbles gathering at the edge of the bathtub, bits of yellow peeking out from the foam, which looked like…rubber duckies?

You didn’t have time to question or say anything when Ranpo was already tugging at your clothes, whining that the water was getting cold. It was hard to hold in your laugh when you finally realized what he was doing.

You winced a bit when he helped pull your shirt off, but you could tell he was being as gentle as he could. But when your body finally stepped into the tub, all of the pain started to melt away. The warm water against your skin felt heavenly, a sigh escaping your lips before you even noticed.

Ranpo chuckled, slipping in behind you as you sunk further into the water. He was already lathering up your back, rubbing smooth circles into your skin. He could’ve used this moment to tease you, scold you for taking so long getting home, but only a comfortable silence filled the air.

You lost track of time as your fingers toyed with the rubber duckies floating by, any lingering tension and stress on your body faded as Ranpo washed away the dirt and grime. You didn’t realize just how tired you were until you blinked and no longer felt water and instead something soft wrapped around you. Your mind didn’t even register that you were already out of the tub and in a towel, Ranpo chastising how out of it you were, but was still getting you dressed regardless.

You and Ranpo have had intimate moments before, but this felt…different. You were always the one providing this type of care for him- not because he couldn’t take care of himself, but because you wanted to. You’re so used to being the one doing all of the pampering that it almost felt foreign to be on the other side.

He shows his form of affection through his words more so his actions, but there would still be times that he would catch you off guard like this, even if it was rare.

But as you grasped onto him in bed, already back to sleep, you already know that you would appreciate his efforts- and him- always.

#messages.txts #writings.txts #bsd.txts #bsd x gender neutral reader #bsd x reader #bsd x you #bsd x y/n #bsd ranpo x reader #ranpo edogawa x reader #ranpo x you

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dreamkidddream · 1 year

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Random Domestic Headcanons with Ranpo

Random headcanons bc I needed/wanted some fluff with Ranpo ☺️ reader is gender neutral!

Living with Ranpo may seem stressful looking from the outside in, but it wasn’t surprisingly

…don’t be fooled though, it wasn’t always easy

It wasn’t a secret that Ranpo could be a massive man child, but you both had a set system in the apartment- a peaceful routine that worked well for the both of you, despite his…setbacks

It always amazed you that despite him being the smartest detective alive, he couldn’t do the simplest of things- for example, laundry

If you love your clothes- please I beg you do not let him wash your clothes

He did it once and you were left with an…interesting wardrobe for the entire week- as comical as it was, you would prefer your usual clothes over the mess that Ranpo made (and tried to fix- as comfortable as it was wearing his coat, you couldn’t wear it forever)

So now you’re the one in charge of washing and Ranpo is in charge of folding! Sometimes he would try to wash on his own but you snatch the detergent out of his hands before he could even pour anything

It still baffles your mind at how he managed to survive this long

He complains about doing housework, and sometimes you would have to entice him to get it done (whether it be the promise of extra snacks or a kiss)

But that’s not to say that Ranpo’s useless- far from it actually

Grocery shopping is a breeze thanks to him- anything you think you’re forgetting, he already knows. His memory is scarily accurate to where he’s already putting it in the basket before you could even think about it. Just remembered that you forgot something at the register? Don’t worry, Ranpo already has it on the counter ready to be scanned

He also puts in a lot of snacks in the cart- and I mean a lot- but you let him get away with it since you love him (although you do have to limit him sometimes since he can go a bit overboard)

Your snacks is his snacks pretty much- but he does share (some) of it with you, even if it’s already missing a bite out of it

Ranpo likes to help you cook! And his way of helping is to taste test everything along the way- which you don’t mind since it is one of the ways that you bond and he does give good feedback when his mouth isn’t full anymore

Eating together is a must! Whether he’s bragging about how dumb the officers acted today or the new mystery that Poe wrote for him, it was always shared over meals together. It was one of the main ways you guys spent quality time together

He would help wash the dishes afterwards

Nights after work would include watching a low-budget crime show and solving it before the show is over (even if Ranpo already knew who the culprit was as soon as the show began, it was still fun- same with a movie), playing his game together, giving a hand at Poe’s new novel, etc.- anything to keep you both entertained and that helps de-stress from the day, he’s down to do (as long as it doesn’t require a lot of work)

Regardless, Ranpo is fine just being surrounded by you after work. Even if he didn’t have to put in much effort at the agency, it still felt good to unwind with you- just having you by his side or in his arms was more than enough

You guys have matching toothbrushes!! It’s childish enough to be his idea, but it’s actually yours

He also lets you take a shower first or even better- bathing together. Its not even in a sexual manner- it’s a moment that both of you are vulnerable together and could actually relax. Taking turns washing each others backs and hair was a form of tranquility that couldn’t be replaced, especially on a rough day

Ranpo is fine being either the little spoon or the big spoon, but he’s mostly the big spoon. You guys switch it up depending on what’s wanted, but most of the time you end up tangled with one another anyway by the time morning comes

Before he leaves for the day (or after you drop him at the agency), he will not let you leave until he gets his kiss. He’ll whine if you forget and won’t let you leave until you remember why- he says that it helps him get through the day, and he’s not lying

He can be selfish at times, but Ranpo really does care for you. He makes sure to put your badge with your train card by the door so that you don’t forget, he saves an extra stick of his pocky for you since it’s your favorite, and he waits for you outside of your office to walk home together (even if Kunikida or Atsushi had to lead him there)

Most of all, he makes sure that you know how much you mean to him. Whether it’s through quality time or his words that he would whisper in the late hours of the night after pressing his lips against yours, he makes sure that you know- and that you don’t forget

#dream rambles about bsd 🐶🔍#bsd x reader #bsd x gender neutral reader #bsd x y/n #bsd x you #bsd ranpo x reader #ranpo edogawa x reader #rampo x reader #bungou stray dogs headcannons #bungo stray dogs x you #bungo stray dogs x reader #bungo stray dogs x gender neutral reader #ranpo x you #ranpo x y/n

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yunohawkeye · 5 months

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Their crush falling asleep on them - Headcanons

for Dazai, Atsushi and Ranpo

I‘ve recently started watching BSD and am a little bit obsessed with the characters.

I‘m only at the end of season 2 so I don‘t know all the characters yet but I‘d love to interact a bit with the fandom and even write some more for it.

no beta - we die like men

Dazai

There‘s a knowing smirk on his lips even before it happens. Or who do you think freed up your schedule after you said that you didn‘t get much sleep that night and made sure to line up your breaks? At first he was planning on having a little fun with your tired self but when he saw how tired you were, he couldn‘t bring himself to be that mean to you today.

When your head hit his shoulder he was already holding out an arm to catch you. As he looked down at your form he couldn‘t stop his heart from skipping a beat. Seeing you laying there against him, not a care in the world, he brushes a stray strand of hair out of your face and lets his fingers rest on your cheek just a little bit too long for it to be a friendly gesture.

He of course knew that he wasn‘t really hiding his feelings for you at the moment but for some reason, he just didn‘t care. Not with this warm feeling in his stomach.

This is Dazai, so of course he already knew you had feelings for him even if you were still either oblivious or in denial. For so long he was content to keep you at a distance, to keep you safe from him and his life. After all, he‘s a dangerous man with many enemies.

But right now, with you leaning against him and such warmth in his chest that made him feel something he never experienced before, he felt happy, content - not something he was used to.

It‘s scary, he feels so vulnerable even though you can‘t even perceive him at the moment, but it was thrilling. And who is he if not a man seeking out the thrills of life.

He moves his fingers away from your face and instead strokes through your hair, murmuring in a volume only you‘d be able to hear, „Rest well, belladonna. You deserve it.“

Even in your sleeping state you could swear that you felt a pair of lips on the top of your head but - that‘s just a dream, right?

Atsushi

The moment Atsushi feels your head hit his shoulder he jerks up and looks at you with wide eyes, a deep blush adorning his cheeks once he realizes the situation he found himself in. Of course, his initial reaction is to panic as he feels your weight against his own and your head on his shoulder.

Did you mean to do that? Or was this an accident? You couldn‘t have wanted for this to happen, right? Why would you choose him out of all people? This had to be a mistake-

His train of thought stopped when he heard a sigh escape your lips and felt you shift closer to him. A deep breath later he looks at you, hovering his arm around you, although not brave enough to actually touch you. Atsushi didn‘t know if you actually wanted this and he‘d rather die than do something to make you uncomfortable.

Seeking guidance he looks up from your sleeping form and meets eyes with Dazai on the other side of the room. But his mentor's mischievous smile and encouraging nod was all he needed at this moment.

Head red as a tomato he puts his arm around you and ever so slightly pulls you closer. He felt his heart pounding in his chest and was definitely sure you could as well if you were awake. But even in this state Atsushi couldn‘t deny how happy it made him that you trusted him enough to choose him.

As you instinctively snuggled up to him he wasn‘t able to keep his eyes away from your form, studying your features up close and falling more in love with you for every new dimple or imperfection he found.

While he was lost in you he didn‘t notice all the small smiles and smirks directed at you both, neither the low chuckle from Dazai who decided to leave it be for now, but was already preparing to tease Atsushi later.

Ranpo

If you think your head falling onto his shoulder was a surprise for Ranpo, there‘s definitely a lot you have to learn.

He saw your eyes falling closed for a while now, so when your head came close to his shoulder he was already holding out an arm to catch and cuddle you close without even looking in your general direction.

A small chuckle escapes him as he starts boasting, „Thought you could surprise me by falling asleep on me, eh? Well, think again! I‘m the best detective in the world after all!“

Even though he was caught up in his antics, as soon as he feels you stir against him Ranpo halts in his movements and immediately shuts up. As he looks down at your sleeping form, green eyes visible, a content smile forms on his lips. Don‘t ever think of yourself as weak, because the power you hold over this man is nothing short of extraordinary.

He doesn‘t just stop talking about how he‘s the best detective, so all attention was on you two, Atsushi's eyes as wide as saucers and head red as a tomato as everyone saw Ranpo pressing you close towards him, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear.

Like being ripped out of a daydream, he snaps out of his trance and looks at his colleagues with his usual smile, „What? Nothing to see here.“ As (almost) everyone starts focusing on their work again, a small smile or blush on their faces while Ranpo leans down to whisper to your sleeping form, „No worries, I‘ll make sure you get the rest you need.“

#bsd #bungo stray dogs #dazai #bsd dazai #atsushi #bsd atsushi #ranpo #bsd ranpo #bsd dazai x reader #bsd atsushi x reader #bsd ranpo x reader #headcanons #bsd headcanons

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almostoreghano · 11 months

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BSD incorrect quotes 1: ft. Gn!reader, ranpo, yosano, and fukuzawa

Source: Latrice and Mrs. O’Hara Clip

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Fukuzawa: Y/N, politics can get so ugly, can you give me an example of a time when you’ve made peace with someone you didn’t see eye to eye with?

Y/N: *nods

Fukuzawa: *hopes you’re about to say something remotely intelligent*

Y/N: about 5 minutes ago, I looked across the room at my brother, Mr. Edogawa,

Yosano: oh 😯

Y/N: and I realised, he was ugly—and I’m at peace with that

Ranpo: *speechless*

Yosano: oh 🫢

Fukuzawa: *violent coughing*

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Y’all don’t take this to seriously

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heartsfourdazai · 7 months

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Hii!! How are you?

I'm in love with your blog! <3

Your writing makes me feel like I'm floating on clouds, you are very good at writing, thank you very much!

Could I request one with Dazai, chuuya, atsushi, ranpo and akutagawa with a cute and distracted couple? I'm sorry if this is something very cliché, has been running through my head

๋࣭ ⭑ them with a (cute)distracted partner. bsd x reader

gender: gender neutral

type: headcanons

warnings: lowercase writing

characters: dazai, chuuya, atsushi, ranpo, and akutagawa

a/n: i'm good, hbu? tysm for your kind words anon<3 much appreciated! glad you like my work!!

๋࣭ ⭑ dazai osamu 🩹

"however, that's not the poi- ... belladonna, are you listening?"

"hm, oh yeah, i'll let atsushi know..."

dazai chuckles.

he never gets mad, he thinks it's cute how the littlest of things can distract you.

"dazai, look!" you would point at a rock, "hm~ what exactly am i looking at?"

"that rock has a paint stain!"

dazai: 🙃

"it's a pretty stain indeed, it would catch my eye as well~"

"it was never there before!" you laughed.

he brings you back to reality.

usually when there's a meeting, that he's actually apart of??

all he needs to do is softly take your cheek and pull your face toward his, "i know this topic isn't up to your excitement, but after this we can do out for ice cream! my treat~"

now your shaking in your seat with a huge smile on your face, waiting for this meeting to end.

kunikida doesn't know if he should "thank" or whack dazai for his actions

you zone out a lot when on the job, so dazai was assigned to aid you and help you try to pay more attention,

but come on, he didn't even try and just took in the time he had with you<3

๋࣭ ⭑ chuuya nakahara 🍷

he walked beside you, eyeing you as you looked to the right and zoned out for a second.

the moment you got to the wall in front of you, he pulled you in his direction and turned in the hall away,

"dumbass, watch where you're going!" he would scold, but sigh in the end, knowing what he'll say will go from one ear and out the other.

so he just tries to keep you undistracted when there's something important going on.

during a meeting and your zoning out, mori would look at your boyfriend and eye you, causing him to look at you and groan.

you were playing with the rim of your coat. smiling at the ends bounce up and down.

chuuya took your hand and pointed at the boss as you followed his finger, "this is for your next mission! if you don't want to get yourself killed because "you forgot" don't expect me to rescue your ass!"

we all know he will anyway if you really needed his help.

he kinds it cute when you zone out when your bored.

your eyes are just glued to anything, the wall, the floor, the tv, a piece of furniture, or even him.

he once caught you starting at him, and he hasn't told you

"you're so cute~" he would kiss your temple as your zoned out, and that would knock you out of your trance, "hm? what did you say chuuya?"

"i said 'i like your boots'"

sometimes he gets annoyed. but he also knows your trying your best to not get distracted by the smallest of things so much, so he's not as annoyed.

"dude, is your partner okay?" tachihara would whisper over to chuuya, who looked up from his book and saw you laid down on the floor staring at the ceiling.

your body in a star position.

"they're fine. don't worry, i'm used to it."

well that just makes it better!!

๋࣭ ⭑ atsushi nakajima 🐯

"done! babe, have you finished your papers?" atsushi peeks over your shoulder to see nothing but a blank page.

cue his shocked face thingy idk but he makes that face

"y/n! i gave you one page to finish-"

atsushi saw your eyes locked onto the door, watching it open and close each time someone walked through it in and out.

the pen in your hand spun arouns your fingers as your other hand was resting on your chin.

with a sigh, he would take your paper and finish it for you.

moments after just looking at you, not in a weird way but in a way to see when you'll get out of your trance, your boyfriend tickles your sides..

that brought you back.

"AHA! bahahabe?!"

you giggled as you rubbed your sides, looking at atsushi who smiled at you, hands resting above his stomach in a claw form.

"sorry, but you we're zoning out again! you really do get distracted easily."

you felt..flustered. you didn't know why, it just..made you blush each time he catches you zone out.

you look back at your paper to see he's done it for you already

"oh, i'm sorry.."

he would kiss your lips each time you would apologize, "don't be. it's cute. also, you can't help it. that's nothing to be sorry for. all we can do is help you try to get better!"

that took longer then he thought-

"okay, so what we need to get is milk, eggs, and- BABE DON'T WALK INTO THAT FRUIT STAND-"

he pulled you back, causing you to squeak as your back landed into his chest.

"huh?"

atsushi looks to see what you were looking at and it was the window. must've seen something that caught their eye.

never gets angry with you, but gets tired out having to look over you everyday.

but hes grown used to it, and finds you 10x more adorable<3

๋࣭ ⭑ ranpo edogawa 🔍

"y/n- are you paying attention to a single i'm saying?!" kunikida scolded you, and ranpo answered for you, "nope. they're not!"

your boyfriend was sitting beside you while you had your head resting on your arms, looking out the window that shined bright behind the closed curtain.

the moment you felt him tug on your nose, you rocket upward and sneezed.

"huh- what? i'm here!"

"of course you're here, however your mind is else where~" ranpo teased gently tapping on your forehead.

he knows all the time when your about to zone out, ot get distracted for a long period of time so he plans ahead.

"y/n! there you are- i'm all out of candy! can you run to the store and get me some?" he would ask the moment your about to zone out.

with a smile on your face, you agreed. leaving him feeling successful.

he finds it cute.

he doesn't even get mad at you, he just giggles and pokes your arm, leg, side, cheek, anywhere!

always keeps you on your feet so it's kinda hard for you to get distracted, however he doesn't control you.

when your on break, he sometimes catches you staring into space, or about to fall asleep due to how long you've zoned out for..

he catches you staring at him all the time, and he 100% teases you for it.

"did you know i have the cutest partner in the world~"

you shake your head.

he kisses your lips, "never change, sweetheart~"

๋࣭ ⭑ akutagawa ryunosuke 🩸

he snaps his fingers in front of your face.

"i asked you once already, pay attention, y/n!"

you blink at him, nodding your head.

2 minutes later he notices you've zoned out again.

he honestly doesn't know what to do other then to snap you back to reality.if yourhe doesn't know how to help, so when this happens more then twice a day he's kinda pissed.

but your his partner, so he can't stay mad at you forever<3

he tries to be softer when you, "y/n, this information's important, you have to-"

"they're not listening man-" chuutya butss in,

"i know that!" he glares at the gravity manipulater, and just lets you be.

when he see's you zoning out but nothing serious is happening, he'll kinda just look at you and try to figure out what's got you so fixated.

won't admit it, but they way your so focused is cute to him.

"what are you looking at?" he asked, standing behind you and tried to look in your direction...that just lead to you screaming, finally realizing he's there and punch him.

"omg- aku, i'm so sorry! are you okay- here let me-"

"i'm perfectly fine! don't touch me!"

it hurts, please hold me-

your zoning out and about to go to sleep- he'll wait to you go to sleep and either wrap a blanket around or kiss your temple whle walking out of the room.

he kinda just lives with the way you are, and would be pretty upset if you changed on him all of a sudden.

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the-comfortcorner · 9 months

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Hey, I need you to focus on me, alright? Would you mind telling me what you’re seeing and hearing? …I don’t see or hear any of that. You’re safe, I promise. Come on, why don’t we get off this busy street and head to the cafe? We’ll get you something nice to drink to take your mind off of it. I’ll protect you. Don’t you worry.

-Edogawa Ranpo

#bungo stray dogs #bungo stray dogs x reader #bungo stray dogs x you #bsd #bsd x reader #bsd x you #ranpo x reader #ranpo x you #edogawa ranpo x you #edogawa ranpo x reader #bsd ranpo x reader #bsd ranpo x you #bsd edogawa ranpo #bungo stray dogs comfort

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cqthqrtic · 1 year

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May I please request chestnut and primrose with the man, the myth, the absolute legend Ranpo for your flower themed Yandere requests?

yandere flower prompt.

Chestnut - Would this yandere care about their darling’s past romantic relationships? If not, then why is that?

Not really. If anything, Ranpo sees your exes as treasure troves of information he could use to understand you. He’ll stalk every single one of them and observe them, maybe even talk to them extensively about you. One thing about Ranpo is he doesn’t like to leave any stones unturned when it comes to you.

Primrose - In the yandere’s ideal world, what would their relationship with their darling be like?

In Ranpo’s ideal world, you would be his equal. You would be able to see what he sees. Ranpo’s desire for control stems from the idea that everyone around him is foolish and doesn’t see what he sees so they won’t understand and do what he thinks is the right thing. His desire to possess you specifically stems from a lot of places, one of them being entitlement, but this frustration that you aren’t on his level is one of them. Ranpo’s ability to see what others can’t isolates him, and while he takes pride in his abilities, he also holds very mild resentment that it’s the cause for that isolation.

#ranpo🪐#ask games #dark content #bsd #bsd x reader #yandere bsd #yandere bsd x reader #ranpo edogawa #edogawa ranpo x reader #ranpo x reader #bsd ranpo #bsd ranpo x reader #edogawa ranpo imagines #bsd imagines #yandere ranpo #yandere ranpo x reader

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herehavesomeheadcanons · 1 year

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On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… 4 actual children! (Part 2)

Edward Elric

🦾🦿In the morning, there are a few well-thought-out gifts lying under the tree. The two of you unwrap your presents, and then spend the day inside together. Ed isn’t the greatest cook ever, but he will try to make a nice dinner for you! I could also see Ling arriving with Lan Fan to assist with the eating of the dinner, as well!

🦾🦿Ed is very grateful for whatever gifts you decide to give him. If you decide to give him a prank gift, he'll either pretend to like it because he doesn't want to hurt your feelings, or he'll flare up with that classic Fullmetal temper until he sees you laughing and realizes it's a joke. Either way, it's very entertaining!

🦾🦿Ed enjoys celebrating Christmas with you and Al (not so much Ling, though!). He's a family man, and is determined not to be as awful of a lover as his deadbeat dad was (sorry, Mr. Ho).

Charles Grey

🤍💙Normally, Charlie likes to stay in bed for a while in the mornings. Christmas is the exception. He bounds out of bed with the sun, just like a little kid! He’s so excited to open his presents, and see your reaction to what he got you! A good breakfast is always in order, as well as an incredible feast for dinner!

🤍💙Charlie already spoils you absolutely rotten, but he still gets you an obscene amount of presents. He sits there with the biggest shit-eating grin on his face while you open your gifts! Yeah, he got you everything you could ever want. Isn’t he the greatest?

🤍💙This actual-five-year-old attacks his presents with a vigor that should be illegal. He is all-too eager to see what you got him! Rest assured, he will enjoy whatever it is you got him.

🤍💙Charlie already loves Christmas way more than any normal adult, so It’s pretty hard for him to like it any more than he already does. But with you, Phipps remarks that he’s somehow even more hyper than usual!

Edogawa Ranpo

👓🍬On Christmas morning, it's an office party with the ADA, organized by Kunikida and Dazai! Ranpo can usually be found either eating all the Christmas cookies that Atsushi and Kyoka baked, or eating whatever snacks the other ADA members got him. Poe also drops by to hang out!

👓🍬There's no need to worry about your gifts, Ranpo has cleverly deducted exactly what you want. He definitely had to get help buying it, though! As for his gifts, he's already deduced what you've gotten him. That doesn't mean he doesn't appreciate it (especially if it's edible!), Just that there isn't much of a surprise to it.

👓🍬Ranpo loves the Christmas season, and all the Christmas snacks he gets to eat! Christmas with him and the rest of the ADA is sure to be a treat!

Rin Okumura

💙😈In the morning, Rin is the first one out of bed and is already pestering Yukio. He wants to open presents!!! Yukio, however, is not amused and wants to sleep in. So Rin will busy himself making breakfast for everyone. If Yukio isn't up by the time everyone's finished eating, Rin will threaten to open presents without him!

💙😈Rin isn't exactly super rich, so your presents are nothing too extravagant. More than likely, he just made your favorite dessert for you! His baking skills are nothing to scoff at, and rest assured that whatever he makes you will taste like heaven!

💙😈Rin is super excited about any gift you give him. He's just happy to receive a gift from his girlfriend! He'll give you the biggest, dopiest grin and wag his tail at mach speed!

💙😈Christmas is already a delightful time of year for Rin, but having a fun, beautiful girlfriend just makes the season that much more special!

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