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#bruno madrigal incorrect quotes
calswildflcwer · 2 years
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Bruno, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Pepa: It means like in hand to hand combat.
Bruno: Ohhhh-
Julieta: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
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Dolores: Primita, can you turn off the embroidery? I’ve got a massive headache.
Mirabel: *is sewing by hand*
Luisa: How the f… how exactly is she meant to do that, prima?
Dolores:
Dolores, realising she messed up: Wait, I didn’t mean—
Camilo, making fun of Dolores: What was that? I can’t hear you over all the sewing!
Isabela, also making fun: Could that fucking needle be any goddamn louder? I’m trying to watch this rat telenovela!
Bruno, also making fun: FOR GOD’S SAKE, TURN DOWN THE EMBROIDERY!
Mirabel: I-I feel so attacked right now
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captaintrips9 · 8 months
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Felix, arguing with Pepa: You know what? You're just like your--hold on, Bruno's texting me.
Bruno: do not finish that sentence
Bruno: felix please i love this house i'd like to keep living in it
Felix:
Felix: Pepi, mi amor, light of my life, have I told you lately how much I love you?
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Bruno: I feel so human now. I slept and made real food. I could get used to this.
Dolores: You took a 45 minute nap, microwaved eggs, and drank tomato soup directly from the can.
Bruno: I know right?
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camilxsruana · 2 years
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Mirabel: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Mirabel: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Isabela: Uh... what's up with her?
Camilo: she's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Mirabel: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Luisa, crying: it's working.
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yellowcry · 3 months
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Pepa: Astrology is fun because I can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Libra and not symptoms of mental illness.
Bruno: Being a Libra is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.
Pepa: You're a fucking Libra too, we were born at the same day!
Bruno: I'm talking from my own expirience
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mmollymercury · 2 years
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Just Bruno being a loveable ol' dummy.
Inspired by & text posts by @incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes
Also inspired by @sketchnwhatevr
🥰🥰💖💖
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thelegendcreator · 6 months
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Dolores: Horror? No, you don’t know horror.
Dolores: Horror is when you tell Tío Bruno that it’s okay to curse and he starts chanting in dead languages.
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encantotime · 1 year
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Young Pepa: Damn, the power went out.
Young Bruno: Don’t worry, I got this.
Young Bruno: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Young Pepa: What-?
Young Bruno: I swallowed a glow stick!
Young Julieta, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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prophetic-hijinks · 2 years
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Confession: aka the reason Padre Flores doesn’t have hair. incorrect quote original source @cornonthegoblin
MASTER COMIC LIST
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caramella120 · 8 months
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Pepa enjoying her time at the pig farm
Bruno: The funny thing is, the pig has the same color as your face.
Pepa:🌩😡
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calswildflcwer · 2 years
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Bruno: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.
Pepa: Jokes on them. I’ll ruin their fucking life.
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Bruno, reuniting with his nieces and nephew: Oh, wow, you are all much… taller than I remember you being
Isabela: I’m only 5’7, it’s the same as Tía Pepa. That’s not that tall.
Luisa: Yeah, that’s fucking tiny.
Isabela: NOBODY ASKED YOU, SEVEN FOOT GIANT!
Isabela: Anyways, Dolores is about 5’5 or 5’3, I think.
Dolores: You aren’t that much taller than me.
Isabela: She lies about her height, so don’t ask her, Tío. And then you have Mirabel who’s like 4’11 if that.
Mirabel: And Mama says there’s nothing wrong with that. *realises* Wait, how tall do you think I am?
Bruno: Oh yeah, I didn’t mean her. It’s nice to be taller than one of you kids.
Camilo: And I’m still growing! Hopefully taller than Luisa!
Isabela: That’s the goal!
Isabela: Though if you end up taller than me, I will cut your legs off and feed them to my carnivorous plants
Camilo:
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captaintrips9 · 9 months
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Bruno: Uno!
-a few turns later-
Julieta: Sorry hermano, skip!
Bruno: I spent ten years in the walls to protect your daughter.
Julieta: -slowly plays a different card-
Pepa: This is really what you're wasting that on?
Bruno: Uno is very serious business, Pepa.
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Félix: Apparently some people think my wife is a little scary.
Bruno: A little?
Agustín: Some people?
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captaintrips999 · 11 months
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Isabela: So which one of you is Abuela's favorite kid?
Julieta: Your Abuela doesn't have a favorite child, she loves us all equally.
Pepa: Julieta.
Bruno: Julieta.
Abuela: It's Julieta.
Julieta: Mamá what the fu-
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