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blackbatofel · 6 months

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Today's a good day to be a SuperBat fan <3

Everyone say thank you Dan Mora and thank you Jorge Jimenez!!

#superbat #bruce wayne x clark kent #superman x batman

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vixfern · 3 months

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Bruce: So what's for dinner?

Clark: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

Bruce: ...

Bruce: Is it soup?

Clark: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Bruce: Please, Clark, enough with the soup puns.

Clark: Wow, you're soup-per mean.

Bruce: STOP!

*one hour later*

Bruce: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!

#batman #dc #batfam #batfamily #dc comics #dcu #bruce wayne #Clark Kent #Superman #soup puns #funny #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #Superbat #bruce wayne x clark kent #bruce x clark #superman x batman #incorrect Superbat quotes

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stormy-skyzzzzzz · 2 months

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They’re literally so prefect together. Platonic or romantic, doesn’t matter. I adore them and they make an awesome team.

#batman #superman #batman x superman #superman and batman #bruce wayne #clark kent #bruce wayne x clark kent #friendship #goals #they’re in love your honor #argue with the wall #batfamily #batfam #superbat

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rainnyydaysworld · 2 months

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Bats with their supers!!!!

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icantdrawrt · 29 days

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THE WAY THIS IS ACTUALLY THE PLOT OF SO MANY SUPERBAT FAN FICTIONS OUT THERE???

AND YOURE GOING TO TELL ME THEYRE NOT GOING TO FLIRT AND KISS???

YOURE LYING

#superbat #superman #batman #batman x superman #historians will say they were close friends #fan fiction set up #nOoOoO they’re just friends?#you’re lying to yourself #batman and superman are in love #batman/superman #batman/superman worlds finest #bruce wayne x clark kent #bruce x clark #like there’s no way they’re not going to smooch

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swugflower · 1 year

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Bruce Wayne’s and Clark Kent’s public personas dating is literally Barbie and Ken.

Bruce is everything, doing extremes sports, living in the dream house (aka Wayne Mansion), has lots of cars, has his own company, has a huge family, a bunch of animals etc etc etc

And Clark… he’s just Ken

#again this is about their PUBLIC PERSONAS #it’s dreamy McBillionair and that Yeehaw reporter guy #swugs ted talk #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #superbat #batfam #bruce wayne x clark kent #batman x superman

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thinkingofausername · 7 months

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Batfam

#batfam #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #dick grayson x wally west #jason todd x roy harper #tim drake x kon el #bruce wayne x clark kent

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mejiro9272 · 1 month

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BATMAN GAVE ACE THE SUPERMAN DOLL!!!!! HOW CUTE!!!!!!🖤💙😭🙏

Even LEGO...!!!😭🙏🖤💙cuuuute

Annnnd DC League of Super-Pets🐾🐾

#thinking out loud #superman #batman #superbat #batsuper #bruce wayne x clark kent #superdog #krypto #ace #bat hound

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allthegothihopgirls · 23 days

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i live under the strong belief that every time another super/bat relationship spawns, alfred's will to serve the manor lessens ever so slightly

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vampiric-bruce-wayne · 2 months

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called his boyfriend for help

#superbat #superman x batman #superman #batman #dc #comics #dc comics #world's finest #clark kent #bruce wayne #bruclark #bruce wayne x clark kent #batfamily #robin #dick grayson

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confused-wanderer · 9 months

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Batman and superman are their opposite personalities in civilian form.

.. so this gives us a perfect opportunity for the most disastrously chaotic dynamic (and love square) EVER.

ESPECIALLY if they don’t know the others true identities, or even they did and are just being lil shits anyways

Give me:

grumpy skeptical Clark to Bruce’s sunshine playboy persona.

Clark *trying to down as many aspirins as he can, half tempted to throw himself into the sun* : Bruce we needed to surround the enemy, not SEDUCE them!

Bruce *currently on his way to a dinner wearing the most seductive outfit known to man* : Well, you know the saying. We can’t gatekeep or manslaughter our way out of it. Girlboss it is.

Clark: Bruce you are going on a date with a STRAIGHT MAN

Bruce: Give me five minutes and then I’ll let you hear him scream my name

*horrified Clark noises*

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Brooding and detective Batman meeting lie-detector and very effective investigator journalist Clark Kent

Batman: Tell me where the bombs are Riddler!

Riddler *currently tied up* : Hehe you’ll never find them~

Clark: Mind if I record this session Mr. Riddler?

Batman:

Riddler:

Clark:

Riddler: Who the hell-

Batman: .. Kent. How’d you even get here?

Clark: Irrelevant questions. *waves recorder* so..?

Riddler: Sure..tell the public I’m going to paint the walls red-

Clark *in investigative journalist mode* : So which devastating rock bottom led you to lose your mind and pursue this as a career?

Riddler:

Riddler: hey wait hang on this is a fulfilling career!

Clark *raising a judgemental eyebrow*: So.. you fighting a man dressed as a bat, with that atrocious outfit you must’ve gotten from hell and riddles that you’ll give him the answer to anyway.. this is fulfilling?

Riddler *voice breaking* : .. yes?

*questioning and judgemental silence*

Few hours later

Red Robin: .. why is Riddler crying and why does he also have a career counselling book in his hand?

Batman *just as surprised and kind of disturbed at how methodical and impressive Clark was in breaking down Riddlers plan based on evidence and connecting the dots* : Honestly I thought he was here for me and he started ignoring me so out of concern for his safety I demanded he paid attention

Red robin: And?

Batman: and he said “oh you don’t want me to pay attention to you” and showed me.. a lot of details and screenshots I don’t know how he got his hands on

Red robin:

Batman: Riddler also then attempted to escape and Clark just.. punched him so hard Riddler still doesn’t know which universe he’s in..

Red robin: well it could’ve been worse.. Clark could’ve pulled out a gun

Batman: .. he has a flamethrower

Red Robin: IM SORRY WHAT

Batman: .. and he told me we should work together sometimes, and I gave him few crime stories and plots to help raise awareness for the public and stop them.

Red robin:

Batman: also he gave me a therapy card.

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Give me ray of sunshine and leader Superman with no sense of self preservation Bruce Wayne

Superman: Good evening Mr. Wayne, there’s a credible threat against you so I’ll be on the lookout for today-

Bruce *sidling upto him* : .. damn.. when I said send your hottest stripper you did deliver..

Superman *beet red* : Im not the stripper sir!

Bruce: Really?

Superman *furious nodding*

Bruce: okay then.. hey listen, I’ve been learning about important dates in history lately.. do you wanna be one of them?

Superman. Exe has stopped functioning

Later

Superman: Mr. Wayne there’s a blackout and the building is under attack! Evacuate!

Bruce *running with gunshots behind* : Are you outside? You’re invulnerable right? Nothing can hurt you? Not even gunpowder or explosives?!

Superman *touched and pleasantly surprised* : yes.. so you don’t have to worry about me Mr. Wayn-

*glass breaks and Superman catches the dark mass falling in the air*

Superman: See? You’re safe-

*realises he’s holding a huge bomb about to detonate*

One explosion later

Superman: … you threw a bomb at me

Bruce: What?? You said you were invulnerable! I didn’t know what else to do with it??

Superman: So you didn’t think to tell me? Not even a warning?

Bruce: Listen that bomb was hot but compared to how smoking hot you were I didn’t think it ever stood a change

Superman: Mr. Wayne, listen. You should’ve atleast yelled or said something so I could’ve gotten it away in time. What if I hadn’t?

Bruce: I did! I yelled GET READY FOR A BLOWJOB

Superman:

Bruce:

Superman:

Bruce: ?? Did I do something wrong?

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And obviously.. the usual golden retriever Superman x black cat Batman that we all know and love so I’m just going to leave it at:

Batman: Someone is going to die.

Superman: Of fun!

Batman: Sure if you consider burning to death fun

Superman:

Superman: Oh come on be a little optimistic! We must have hope! We will persevere!

Batman: we are literally being held hostages by aliens

Superman: ..listen okay, let me do the talking. We just gotta de-escalate the situation

Alien: You intruders! You will never get our superior defender systems-

Batman *done with this bullshit* : I already hacked into it twenty days ago and found all of your identities, families and now have full control over your systems of defends and weapons. If I wanted to hurt somebody.. I would’ve done so already.

Alien *tries to punch him, gets headbutted instead*

Alien *chuckles* : You have a thick skull Batman..

Batman:

Superman *frantic whispering*: Dontsayitdontsayitdontsayitdontsayit-

Batman: .. atleast mines protecting a brain. Wish I could say the same for yours

Superman *heavy sigh*

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novathevibe · 2 months

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Superbat "Only one bed" scenario. Bruce is more than comfortable sleeping on the floor of this random motel in the middle of nowhere, but Clark picks him up and borderline pins him in bed, because Mrs. Kent would be so disappointed if Clark let someone sleep on the floor. (They wake up spooning, but neither acknowledge the other's awake until they HAVE to).

#superbat #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #superman x batman #bruce wayne x clark kent #clark kent x bruce wayne #bruclark #only one bed

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vixfern · 3 months

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Clark: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.

Bruce: Clark, It's 1:15 am, what the fuck.

Clark: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.

Bruce: Well, I mean yeah.

Clark: So come downstairs while they're still hot.

Bruce: Wait, you just made them?

Clark : Yeah, I wasn't tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.

Bruce: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time Clark.

#batman #dc #batfam #batfamily #dc comics #dcu #bruce wayne #Superman #batman x superman #incorrect superbat quotes #superbat #bruce wayne x clark kent #bruce x clark #Clark Kent #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batfam quotes #lightly fried fish fillets

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blackbatofel · 8 months

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Never not thinking about how Bruce caresses the piece of Clark's cape he kept when everyone (except him, of course) thought him dead.

There's so much love in that tiny gesture. He's holding on to the only piece of Clark he has left, and he REFUSES to accept that he's truly gone. Like he doesn't even want to think of a world where Clark isn't there.

Justice League S02E19, "Hereafter"

#i'm crying again #superbat #batman #superman #bruce wayne #clark kent #mine #superman x batman #bruce wayne x clark kent

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kryptoknight · 1 year

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IMAGE I D: comic panel of batman and wonder woman talking to each other. Dialogue is as follows: Batman: choosing gifts for him is always difficult. This year, i paid a horticulturalist to breed a new strain of rose called "the Krypton." I'm pretty certain no one else will have got him flowers... Wonder woman: uh, Bruce... END I D.

Posting this panel in honour of Valentine's day.

The thing that's always struck me about this isn't even the whole "having someone invent a whole new strain of rose, of all flowers, for his lover teammate", but the line "I'm pretty certain no one else will have got him flowers."

So much revealed in just that one line.

First I want to point out how Bruce refers to this new rose strain as just "flowers".

You could either read that as Bruce having no idea how absolutely insane his behaviour is, thinking that having someone invent a whole new species is the same as just "getting flowers". And I guess what's new with that, this is the guy who dresses up as a bat cryptid to fight crime and thinks that's, like, fine.

You could also read this as a genius billionaire knowing exactly how it looks and being a blasé little shit about it.

Both interpretations are good imo.

Second, he wants so badly to get Clark something that's both unique and that he'll like and appreciate.

Bruce Wayne is loaded, he could just buy him a fancy watch or car or sth, but they're pretty generic gifts, even if they are expensive. Plus they're things that other people could get Clark, if not to the same extent, price tag wise.

So he wants something unique, that Clark will like and his solution is to have someone cultivate a piece of Clark's adoptive home planet and name it for his native home planet.

And if that's not the most romantic shit you've ever heard, you're wrong.

#superbat #clark kent x bruce wayne #bruce wayne x clark kent #dc #valentines day #bruce wayne #clark kent #batman #superman #arete.txt

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icantdrawrt · 2 months

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I swear I’ve seen this in a fan fiction before 😭

#superbat #superman #batman #batman x superman #batman and superman are in love #batman/superman worlds finest #batman/superman #bruce wayne x clark kent #bruce x clark #gay love #gay #gay men

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