Y'all I never got around to ordering a jersey. But I do have on a Chargers shirt and I am ready to go. I pray it's a slow day at work so I can watch the game in peace.
When the stoner duo met Eddie they became the stoner trio (duh) and Steve keeps running into them doing Weird Stoner Shit™ which includes but is not limited to:
A stoned pile of limbs on the floor
Music discussions so elaborate theres not a single word he understands
Baking everything imaginable with weed and studying Joyce's recipe books like it's a chemistry project
"if we figure out how to put weed in pizza we're gonna be rich" and the kitchen disaster that followed
Teasing each others hair to oblivion for a metal makeover
Braiding each others hair
Giving Argyle tattoo sleeves with sharpies each working on their own arm
And Steve gets unreasonably jealous. He complains to Robin about it all the time: "What if he thinks Argyle has better hair than me?"
Meanwhile Eddie, weeping between his two bros, fingers wrapping strands of hair together: "I wish I could braid Steve's hair :'("