technoblades dad got him a first edition copy of a farewell to arms when he was supposed to get him arm amputated why was no one else cackling thats hilarious
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I’ll be honest i HATE the way the QSMP fanbase is treating Gegg and Tallulah.
Like Gegg literally just appears, bro hasn’t done a single thing and people start talking about how they want him to die 😭 ?? And Tallulah starts feeling insecure trough no fault of Gegg and the Gegg tag just EXPLODES with hate.
I’m a big petty baby and i don’t like seeing /neg in the tags bro.
It just kinda feels like tallulahs the golden child who can do no wrong and Geggs the scapegoat who’s blamed for everything, and i feel like people are already taking it too far
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Okay though do we think we're going to see a god of trust as Cassandra's ex partner??? Because trust (or faith if we really wanna get religious) and doubt fuck hard as a deity marriage theme. And maybe that god is fire and stars and you know the sun is a big star so maybe it's Sun trust bank
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been thinking lately about how fucked up post part 5 holpol is. like yes it's absurd and kinda funny because Turtlenareff but when you really think about it, it's just so depressing?? ITS WEIRD BUT LIKE LISTEN OK
you've got two options (in the context of holpol ofc) and both suck.
#1 being that hol horse was there and he couldn't do a damn thing to save polnareff, and now he has to live with that guilt every time he looks at that Fuckin Turtle. he failed. and nothing can fix it. and he's got nobody to blame but himself.
#2 eventually he's reunited with polnareff but now obviously he's a turtle and hol horse is just so dumbfounded. how the fuck did this happen? who let this happen? how the hell do you even move on from this? what happens next?
and either way he's lost just about everything he ever loved about polnareff considering he's now a fuckign talking reptile😭 and there's no way to go back to how they were before. now he's just stuck here with a turtle. and the worst part is that polnareff isn't even technically gone, but at this point, he isn't exactly present either. at least, not in the way he used to be. and maybe, at some point, hol horse briefly wishes polnareff had just died in italy so he wouldn't have to deal with the pain of him being so close yet so far away.
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renee: i told you to get the Louboutin timbs!
eddie: ?????
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Random thought....what if Saiki moved out for college or somth and hasn't seen Yuuta for a while and the kid goes through this big ass growth spurt so Saiki doesn't recognize him at first (wasn't paying attention to the thoughts around him either i guess?)
And just. One day, he's leaving his parents home or just walking around and then this tall kid he doesnt recognize calls him 'nii-chan'-
And Saiki's just like
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hang on...are YOU the one doing the weird plush sockpuppet accounts????????
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POSSIBLE QUESTION I COULD HAVE RECIEVED BUT NO IM NOT THE GUY.
i just have a fic about bro strider porn bots from last year thats . relevant.
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literally every single one of my ocs (who are dudes, or masc-leaning) are the most doofy-aaaa boyfriend ever. like without fail i don't think i can even write a guy who, regardless of composition and personality, will turn into the most stuttering man-loser the second he's confronted with the sheer beauty/levelheadedness/competency of his boyfriend/wife/girlfriend/whatever
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my toxic trait is wanting whatever rovinsky had
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