the universe is so fucking funny for this. imagine being born for a job. you having that job can only happen if your mom dies. and you wait 73 years for that to happen. and when you finally get that job, you get diagnosed with cancer and quite possibly die within the first five years. absolute legendary move on the universe’s part. lol. anyway, activate the crabs.
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THE QUEEN'S BEEN DEAD FOR ONE SLUTTY SLUTTY YEAR!
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TRISHA PAYTAS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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none of y’all so called punks and leftists have done as much to dismantle monarchies as trisha paytas did by just getting pregnant twice
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How we feeling this fine evening?
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a little bird told me that a mysterious helicopter just arrived and then departed from buckingham palace
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i would just like to inform everyone a bit on how they’re taking charles’ diagnosis here in glasgow.. last night at pub trivia one of the teams named themselves “big chucks royal prostate”
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