I'm not sure what's weirder to me – the idea of publishing a tabletop RPG via Steam, or the fact that the developers elected to publish it as DLC for the video game it's based on, so you're not even allowed to buy it unless you already have the video game.

got a new job at a restaurant. yeah i’m the knife. the one they use to cut the vegetables

I really wish Boyfriend Dungeon were more well known because its premise is rife with AU potential for other fandoms, like a world where some people can turn into weapons and their weapon form is indicative of their personality and wielding someone else is an intimate act but doesn't necessarily have to be romantic or sexual, AND you fight monsters that manifest from your worst fears together in a combination date and dungeon crawl and therapy session? Come ON people

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Sawyer propaganda:

“Sawyer is an awkward college freshman who is just so excited to meet the PC for the first time. If the PC is also nonbinary, they get super adorable about it because they just are so excited to meet another enby. They have no fashion sense (sorry Sawyer) and they can't cook. If the PC wants to, they can help Sawyer learn how to cook so they can actually start taking care of themselves. And they are absolutely flabbergasted by the PC's incredibly basic cooking abilities. Iirc they make mac and cheese together and Sawyer is like a puppy the whole time. They're just excited puppy energy all the time. Also they transform into a glaive.”

Nakedtoaster propaganda:

“First off we love he/they icons. He's very silly but he's also extremely smart and sweet. They care about their friends deeply and they're always conscious of when a joke is going too far and needs to stop. He's so sweet and cute and it's so impossibly easy to make them blush theyre truly a dork. Also did you know if you create a ffxiv account you can play up to level 70 for free?!”

“A tall gentle giant that somehow thrives at being both silly goofy AND incredibly brilliant. They're always #downtoclown and they have a good sense of humor but he's also attentive, caring and kind, likes to spend quality time chatting and having some deep conversation (if he thinks something upsets, he always checks in to make sure you're doing okay). They coded a complex text-based CRPG that responds in real time to player input, and eventually they got their own company. They're CEO and care about their company and employees, so much that he's really conflicted about selling the organization, because it feels like it's his baby (his words). He balances work, gaming and socialization in the server. In their route, they get adorably flustered but make sure to let the player know that they're into it and absolutely reciprocate, and after their ending (which is very emotionally charged and high stakes scenario) they literally go "Fuck it" and profess love to the player even though they haven't known each other for long, because they mutually relate and empathize with each other's struggles (player character also is in a tense work environment and trying to manage expectations). He has gorgeous pink hair that he lets the player braid, he won't lose any opportunity to promote the critically acclaimed MMORPG FFXIV, he's the sweetest cutest person, and perhaps most importantly, he looks great in cat ears headband <3”

Rounding up my favorite LIs from various dating sims and looking for patterns. Sad boys. Shy boys. Nerdy girls. Autism all around.

They are all better than whoever your favorite is. No arguments accepted.

Have you done anyone from Boyfriend Dungeon? If so, I'm not sure about my favourite character, but Pocket is a kitty so could you do him?

Pocket does not have has a Ryu Number of 5.

(CORRECTION: Vitas Varnas's appearance in both Boyfriend Dungeon and Thimbleweed Park gives Pocket a Ryu Number.)

Examples of nonbinary representation feel few and far between, but they're still there, as are we.

I hope I did the subject justice, this is so very important to me and just in general!

i went to go add hades 2 to my steam wishlist and

i am really enjoying the fact that steam is like “yep this game has boyfriends and dungeons, so”

Received a request for Sunder from Boyfriend Dungeon thru Ko-fi! Had a lot of fun on this one :))

Pls don't repost to other platforms!

Goodbye Volcano High is part of two Steam bundles right now!!!

The PLATONIC LOVE BUNDLE wich includes the games Boyfriend Dungeon and Monster Loves you Too!, for $25.

And the KO_OP COLLECTION wich includes the games GNOG and Dépanneur Nocturne, for $16.

PLATONIC LOVE BUNDLE Sometimes your love is so pure, there's no need to add romance or sex or other mess. You can just… be together, and be happy! Now that's platonic love. This bundle offers three of the top ways to experience platonic love in gaming! Buy 'em while they're hot! In a platonic way. Including: Goodbye Volcano High A cinematic narrative adventure about love, change, and the end of the world. Guide Fang through their final year of high school as they try to make things right before time is up. Boyfriend Dungeon Date your weapons! Befriend swords, daggers, and polearms to level them up in this “shack-and-slash” dungeon crawling adventure. You can not only platonically "date" all of the weapons, but only platonic options are available for the super-snuggly cat weapon, Pocket. Monster Loves You Too! Live the life of a Monster within a society of fantastic creatures. Hunt for food, make friends and allies, and battle your own instincts in order to rise above your humble origins in the sequel to the best-selling Monster Loves You! Appropriate for all ages and family play.

KO_OP COLLECTION Complete your KO_OP Collection! This bundle contains all of KO_OP's all-original games available on Steam. Goodbye Volcano High Goodbye Volcano High is a cinematic narrative adventure about love, change, and the end of the world. Guide Fang through their final year of high school as they try to make things right before time is up. Dépanneur Nocturne A short exploration game about poking around a convenience store and finding a gift with the help of its owner. But sometimes the perfect gift finds you. GNOG GNOG is a tactile 3D puzzle game about exploring whimsical monster heads and the secret worlds inside them. Filled with eye-catching designs, lively interactions, and a rich, reactive soundtrack, the hand-crafted heads come to life as you grab, poke, spin, pull, and play with each charming contraption.

Rowan

Boyfriend Dungeon was a a fun game that keept me company through this bout of illness. So here is Crowley the raven, Rowan’s familiar.

He called me a pretty human nad gave me marbles!

apparently i have another type and it’s this

Pocket from Boyfriend Dungeon vs Judge from Off. Vote for your fav!!

Need help picking? Check down here!

Pocket - Kitfox Games - 2021 - Ginger tabby cat/Brass knuckles:

Likes sunbathing in strange locations, can transform into the best weapon in the game, When you form a strong enough bond he temporarily transform your character into a cat

Judge - Unproductive Fun Time - 2008 - White cat:

Idk his teeth fucked up tho “I am meowing at my lung’s fullest. I would even argue that the voice that reverberates back to me is the voice of someone I know… have you seen my dear brother?”

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Isaac propaganda:

“A sword man who fences and has daddy issues. What more can I say.”

Abigail propaganda:

“my wife who has a sword and eats rocks. are the stardew valley ROs boring and basic? kinda, but who cares, sdv is such a good game and I will protect abigail with my life”

A full portrait and a doodle of Rowan from Boyfriend Dungeon.