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My Marvin the Martian bowling bag

Prada Resort 2020

September 3rd is US Bowling League Day

The bowling bag is based on the bags used by bowlers in the 1950s and 60s, with a semi-circular shape and a rectangular base.

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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

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Brucie: [twirling his bangs and holding a pint glass of beer between his fingers from the base like a wine glass] ha ha, wait, no stop, you are soooo funny! Omg, thank you all so much for inviting me this time! So... okay, wait, explain the rules to me one more time?

Bruce, aside: Jim, you do realize, I'm about to brutally and viciously murder the entire GCPD bowling team, an utterly complete floor-wiping the likes of which their reputation will never recover from?

Gordon: You kidding? This betting pool is about to pay my rent for the next three years.

one thing they don't tell you about adulthood is that you will be so excited about getting new containers

Bag knitting. Happy with this one as long as it behaves while drying. Worked on it on the bus a lot.

alrighttt thats the last of the tricks and treats for the night but ill leave out the bowl of holding so everyone i didnt get to can still get a lil something

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a lil snippet of the christmas tree fic that probably won't be done until after christmas oops haha (i always forget how busy christmastime is lol) but ill try to finish it by the end of the year

also, if you celebrate, merry christmas everyone 🎄💖or just happy holidays haha

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And now there’s Buck. His best friend, his co-parent, his partner… and since very recently, his boyfriend. It’s fairly new, just a few weeks, but it doesn’t feel like it. Eddie feels as if they’ve been together for years now. In a way, they have. They’ve been dancing around their feelings for such a long time, Eddie’s not even sure when it started. But they made it official just a while back, and the transition from friendship to romance surprisingly felt like the most natural and easiest thing in the world. Like it was always meant to happen.

This year it’s their first Christmas together as a couple, and Eddie thought he’d be nervous, but he’s really not. It’s the most normal thing, buying gifts for their kid together, decorating the house together, picking out a tree.

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Anyone order love confessions and first time smut ?? No ????

I still have a leftover bowl of candy from Halloween and NORMALLY that would be shocking bc I suck that shit up into my mouth like a vacuum but. My roommate also bought a bag of candy for Halloween and it was one of those mixed bags, so it was full of chocolate like KitKats and Hersheys but also full of Twizzlers.

Now let it be known I fucking HATE Twizzlers. They feel like chewing on plastic and taste even worse. And apparently, even from within a sealed little package, the flavor of the Twizzlers in the candy bag infected ALL the other candy. So all the chocolate tastes fruity and it’s SO nasty lmao

So essentially we’ve got a bowl of tainted candy that I want nothing to do with and every time I look at it I’m like ooh chocolate! And I take one and put it in my mouth and then I immediately Regret

Nothing too special for Halloween (mostly cuz I didn’t plan anything special for it) but it’s my faves going trick or treating together :3