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brennan, bringing an absolutely masterful, tense, cinematic, beginning rp-sequence to an end: -and you wake up.
travis, speaking for all of us, voice quivering: i think i'm in the wrong class-
#akshfjshdushs#'i thought this was freshman biology-'#critical role#cr spoilers#exandria unlimited#exu cast#exu calamity#exu calamity part 1#travis willingham#brennan lee mulligan#i cant capture travis comedic delivery properly but it was GOOD#shitpost#cr liveblogging#WAIT I ACTUALLY DONT KNOW IF IT WAS LOU OR TRAVIS#I checked. its travis!#both very funny people though
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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suits and leverage crossover except hardison is pretending to be a lawyer and he runs into mike ross and he immediately figures out mike is a fake. cue spider-man pointing meme
#caroline talks#i am just thinking. again.#leverage and suits crossover would be literally so funny though#bc they’re very distinctly different in both ideology and also character vibes#but i like to think they’d be hilarious interacting with each other#cue a lot of leverage team scrambling out of pearson hardman or whatever it’s called at a point in the show#nate: can u get a read on this harvey guy. i don’t like him#sophie: you mean you don’t like an arrogant son of a bitch who bosses people around and gets cagey when confronted with the fact that he is#not. in fact. god?#nate: what#sophie: what#oh my god but wait. sophie and donna meeting each other.#scariest little combination or funniest. they would roast each other alive#but then agree to go shopping at the end of the work day
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From a previous poll it has been decided that Lan Wangji can cook, but the real question is....Can He Grill?
#poll#I was going to do my thing and make a funny comic on the poll results but....#people got a little heated at that one. Not a unbearable amount of spice but I do not want to kick up any dust more than I have#Anyways now that THAT poll is over I just wanna add my two cents and say that I think both *can* cook. It's a matter of poor generalization#WWX knows the core principals but doesn't see much point in the process of cooking especially if it's just for him. Faster meals are better#Eat the raw ingredients and go back to work kind of guy#LWJ can follow a recipe and has the patience to cook a nice meal but doesn't have that innate chef sense. Useless without recipe type cook#They simultaneously can and cannot cook. It's situation specific#That *just* my own thoughts though! There is evidence to suggest both can cook if they must and there's the funny avenue of saying#that the are Banned From All Kitchens Everywhere#Cooking is different from grilling though. This I must know#guaranteed comic at the end of this one. For real this time. Even if people get very salty
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They way people always want to claim that Ned treated Arya better to make it seem like Sansa was mistreated but don't ever want to discuss the difference in how Catelyn treated Sansa and Arya is so transparent.
We get it you think that Ned "indulging" Arya (which even that was to a certain extent because he still had expectations of her) was a bad thing because you view her behavior as inappropriate and think that Catelyn reprimanding her and unfairly comparing her to Sansa to the point that she has lasting self-esteem issues was deserved.
#arya stark#asoiaf#anti sansa stans#if this was done in good faith and both were being discussed then I wouldn't have an issue#but it rarely is. Catelyn's behavior towards Jon AND Arya is always excused as her doing the logical thing#and what's more then that even though Ned's parenting is the point it's always turned into Arya bashing and her being this unruly child#who treats Sansa so horribly but also everything that Sansa does to Arya is understandable and excusable#but fuck Arya and her feelings her father should've apparently put her on a leash and forced her to confirm#Funny how Arya is younger but she's always judged harsher then Sansa and her circumstances#then the same people want to claim that Sansa is exactly like Ned as a positive and proof she'll be Queen they can't even be consistent#personally though I very much think it's a stretch to say he favored Arya and neglected Sansa
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what if they gave you the actual arcphone instead of just a case
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#WAR FLASHBACKS… it honestly felt like a mockery of my pain to just run into bonsly right away in violet after how long it evaded me in pla#LSFSGHDBDJBSJDB if they’re gonna make the ‘pAsT LiFe’ claim they should commit to it#naw but i’ve already decided my characters from both games have very different personalities#my pla girl is just akari pretty much like how i imagine akari in canon to be only i’ve given her a new hairdo and outfit#my violet girl is just like ummm ok. i’m here to do and say what i want; no more no less. i’m cuter than you uh i mean uhh#it would be SO funny if you just. actually randomly got a text from arceus like in pla in this game instead#like hello????#this seems like a much less religious society too#as opposed to the people of hisui#arceus also misremembering akari’s name is soooo funny given that she was its chosen favorite#asks#vivi-mire#pokémon#sv spoilers#legends arceus#goldie’s pokémon violet liveblog#you make my character look so cute i already changed her hair though lol#i went to the hairstylist and saw something that would make me look more like my pla character#idk if it suits me though tbh i only committed because i thought i’d already paid upon entering like you have to in pla#kinda wanna change it back already and get my hat back on i like the bob
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What do you think Mine’s reaction to Masato / Aoki be like?
tbh they'd probably be. amicable. at the very least.
#snap chats#like they have similar values its just that mine's more openly depressed about his belief system and doesn't take pride in it like aoki#i talked about this before omg thats so funny... but yeah no aoki's more proud of 'how the world is'. prob cause he's 'on top' of it#mine begrudges the fact he needs material goods to be useful to people#meanwhile aoki's happy to exploit others if it means he advances. for the most part anyway#he only really starts to show some regret when confronted by ichi. and get the shit kicked out of him for twenty minutes#wait i was rewatching the cutscene and started to throw up cause i got reminded of me in high school again aoki you're 42 stop this#Back On Track Though. mine and aoki had similar pursuits: attain power to be loved thats the core of it in simple terms#they went about it differently ofc: for mine money was power and for aoki popularity was power. Both Very True TBH but anyway#mine realized that even with money his person wasnt valued#and aoki realized that even with recognition people didn't value his character. sins the arakawas. fcukin dummy#i mean aokis a jackass so no wonder but thats not the point of this. fuckfest of tags#they wouldnt be friends. aoki's incapable of friendship and mine would probably quickly recognize aoki as being power hungry#i think mine's been in enough business meetings And Knows Enough About Politics to recognize Professional Fakerism when he sees it#actually do you think mine'd be swindled by any 'kindness' aoki expressed like when kanda left him and he thought he just went to get help.#that shit was wack LMAO BUT REGARDLESS idk i have to go to class soon so im not gonna spend too much time thinking of this#if they needed to they'd just use each other for whatever purpose they needed the other for. idk why mine would need aoki tho#TLDR mine probably wouldnt think too differently of aoki compared to any other power-hungry freak#we can revisit this topic when. im not learning about JP history vjERJALKJ
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Very funny how neither CS Forester nor Patrick O'Brian were buried in England. Guys really said yeah I'll write about it but I don't like it that much
#it makes sense for both of them they seemed to like their adopted countries better and pob seemed halfhearted about englishness anyway#but it is very funny that they spent a whole lot of their lives in the united states and france respectively#this re: discussion of the guys' graves and whether or not to visit#i'm going to go to cotlliure this summer though my parents refuse to believe me but i'll make it work#french can't stop me it's just badly pronounced catalan and i'll only speak to old people if i have to#perce rambles#percy yells at cecil scott#The Creative Endeavor and other aubreyad nonsense#going to go to sleep before my powers of speech get any further disjointed goodnight
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cannot believe that in 2007 the eighth doctor adventures writers just decided to put toxic yuri in their show. they did that for me
#not me going insane over 2 minor recurring villains#but literally what the fuck is going on with the headhunter and karen#what if an amoral assassin and a normal office worker decided to become partners on a whim & now they time travel and commit crimes together#like what?????#the headhunter could not give less of a shit about other people and doesn't think karen is useful at all and yet just keeps her around#and karen's like yeah she hates my guts and also she makes me kill people. it's a laugh though can't complain#and i'm just meant to be normal about that?????? huh???????#also the way they both just flirt with lucie every time they see her is so funny#karen's like hey babe!!!! how are you!!!! do you want to join us!!!! while holding a knife to lucie's neck shdjshs#while the headhunter's like ah lucie miller the thorn in my side [saves her life] this means nothing [saves her life] you disgust me [saves-#doctor who#big finish#i've finished s3!!!! whoop!!!!#my thoughts are why does lucie miller keep getting turned evil and can it keep happening bc it's hot. who said that#my only issue with this format is that it's very adventure based. which yeah it's called the 8th doctor adventures#but i wish there was more breathing room for lucie. the doctor keeps being all sad (fair his life is awful) but lucie's going Through It#and never gets a chance to really process anything#also the retroactive continuity errors make me laugh#'i'm 900 years old' no the fuck you're not! you still have the time war yet buddy!#i like to think they're just signs of 8's swiss cheese memory#i hope there's books set in this era. i'm sure nobody will be able to tell me bc they gave up 20 tags ago agdkhsjshsjs
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my mum picking me up this morning: you're not as hungover as i thought you'd be
me, just yacked in an alleyway: yeah haha
#it's 3pm now and i still cant believe that happened that was. an experience#basically my mate's 21st coincided with her sister's 30th so they both had this big joint Event last night#where they literally rented out a farm house and the field nearby and set up a whole campsite and barbeque and everything#it was really random but also really good esp bc ive been friends with this girl since we were super young#and our mums were friends so ive just got. lots of connections to her family and it was nice seeing them all again#but there was fully like 60 people at this thing and i DID drink more than i meant to but i wasn't paralytic which is good#and my hangover ISNT that bad in terms of how bad my hangovers can get#it's just that my mate's dad picked us both up at 9am this morning which was already going to be... rough#and then proceeded to do the bumpiest drive down the country lanes ive ever experienced#i was literally grinding my teeth like i am NOT about to throw up in this man's car please if there is a god do not let me throw up#and i didn't! my mum picked me up from this (thankfully very quiet) road that has this rickety old alley coming off it#and i had the very humbling moment of 'im actually going to be sick aren't i' and had to WAIT FOR AN OLD WOMAN#TO FUCKING MEANDER OUT OF THE ALLEY AND WALK FAR AWAY ENOUGH FOR ME TO AT LEAST HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY#and proceeded to throw up. in a public alleyway. at 9:30am on a sunday. so of course i needed to tell you guys about it#im now force feeding myself garlic bread. im going to manchester tomorrow. i have a flight at the crack of dawn on tuesday#what is even going on anymore#also fully did just do nos last night with some 30 year olds. i cannot express how fucking odd a thing that is for me to do#actually no i can express it bc youse know that im funny about drugs so for me to not even be that drunk#and get offered a fucking balloon of all things and be like 'yeah why not!' is.... odd#i know i inhaled wrong though bc it didn't do a thing which honestly im happy about <3#hella goes home
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My brother (gender neutral) in Christ why the hell are people harassing you about bi lesbians here. Literally you’re just feeding the poor their yaoi and minding your own goddamn business. I’m high and bouta throw down on your behalf (ง •̀_•́)ง
Don’t hurt my beloved fanart supplier. The fuck
BAHABVDFGDHS THANK YOU
#im not upset by it hehe don't worry#whoever they r r very determined though I've gotten two more paragraphs and I've deleted both of them LMAOO#just out here feeding the poor their yaoi 😭😭 thats so funny HELP#“No guys my exclusionism is different this time I swear guys these people are actually bad this time” im not listeningggggg
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m oving to spend the week in fagsville All is well
#it was really nice there#i got scared driving over bc i saw trump flags#but then i saw more pride flags in one place Than i have over my entire life time And so many cool people#the mayor of the place is literally a “gay lesbian with purple hair” <- words of my bro#i guess i shouldve known he wouldn't move somewhere crazy. he said he raised his gay sister there too. which is a funny sentence LMAO#but so sweet#my dad n i are gonna stay there together bc driving an hour both ways isn't smn they didnt want me to have to do#they kinda freake dme out bc they wanted me to decide right away#we're gonna have to move my computer and stuff though which is a bitch and a half#my dad's buff though so whatever#it's gonna be great i'm excited very grateful
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everyone romancing Astarion joking about being bloodless all the time meanwhile I told him to eat bandits after the first night cause you get approval and I was afraid I wouldn't get to use the bite in battle XD
(The explanation for RP is that Calem *likes* to see Astarion hunt. Generally encourages him toward being a hunter and a little wilder like himself at any given time. Also the idea of Astarion being dependent on Calem as his only food source made his skin crawl.)
#I think both are good but I do find it funny how few people choose the eat people option#calem like “I'm giving my friend enrichment”#also shh don't mention I like to watch him pounce on unsuspecting masses#bg3 x ffxiv verse#bg3#jase liveblogs#but like retroactively#I was very confused at first btw becuase I did not know giving him permission to feed on anybody locked out him eating you#still do it though
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mike makes eggs salad but peter and davy are both like "oh no i don't like egg salad" and mikes like "no one wants my egg salad :'((" ...and then along comes micky.......
#the monkees#its so funny to imagine mike making a food that davy and peter both happen to not like#and then he gets really sad but then micky comes along and is like ''OH HELL YES'' and fucks that shit up#mike is very sensitive.he gets so sad when people dont like his food. he can always rely on micky though#that man will eat what doesnt eat him first
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FRIENDSHIP. childhood friends / work buddies or coworkers / family friends / friends with benefits / smoking buddies / adventure buddies / fake friends / recently friends / party buddies / friendship of need / dying friendship / circumstantial friendship / partners in crime / old friendship /[your muse] is the good influence /[your muse] is the bad influence /[my muse] is the good influence /[my muse] is the bad influence / opposites attract / ride or die / frenemies / roommates or flatmates / penpals / exes to friends / enemies to friends / other
ROMANCE. childhood sweethearts /[your muse is mines] childhood crush /[my muse is yours] childhood crush / exes / exes to lovers / forbidden lovers / highschool sweethearts / secret relationship / opposites attract / long distance / unrequited [from your muses side]/ unrequited [from my muses side]/ unrequited [from both sides]/ skinny love / friends to lovers / enemies to lovers / spurious relationship / power couple / newly entered / soulmates [ metaphorical ]/ soulmates [ literal ]/ awkward / turning toxic / toxic love / cheating [on your muse]/ cheating [with your muse]/ other
FAMILIAL. siblings [half]/ siblings [step]/[my muse] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure /[my muse] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse /[my muse] is a parental figure to yours /[my muse] is a child figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / adoptive child / foster child /[your muse] is taken under mines wing /[my muse] is taken under yours wing / other [kin-sisters/blood of the covenant vibes]
ANTAGONISTIC. dangerous to each other / dangerous to others / unpredictable / rivals / petty / developing into sexual or romantic tension / based off family matters / based of off circumstance / based off professional matters / based off misunderstanding or lies / conflict of ideology / betrayal / hero - villain dynamic / enemies / fight club / friends turned enemies / lovers turned enemies / exes turned enemies / other
#n1ghtwarden#ANSWERED.#(this is a funny time to mention that valerya is actually older than minthara and not by a small margin iirc.)#(There's A Lot To Start With Though So Hmm...)#(by virtue of both being exiles from the underdark of very powerful noble families with minthara from THE noble family of drow—)#(they both have an inkling of what that life is like right away despite taking such diverging paths)#(the backstabbing; the fear; the paranoia; the viciousness)#(both had been bred and groomed to be the perfect daughters for the queen of spiders and the matrons that raised them)#(yet now they're both on the surface; excommunicated and for far different reasons)#(they have a lot in common but a lot of DIFFERENCES too that could take the relationship in all kinds of angles imo.)#(valerya would simultaneously admire but somewhat scorn the ruthlessness of their shared underdark being brought up onto the surface)#(she'd also respect her experience and capacity as not merely a combatant but also in her devotion to whatever cause she pushes herself to)#(there's also the obvious physical differences in capacity which would make for an intriguing point between them)#(minthara; i think; would approve of valerya's practicality and use of her own cold authority in hard-to-call situations for the party)#(putting mind over matter; but i also imagine she'd have some doubts given her choice of profession and her obvious infirmities)#(but i could also see minthara commending valerya for surviving and even thriving in many ways GIVEN her infirmity)#(she didn't just lie down & give up; valerya would tell minthara the same; she lost purpose twice and yet still stands by her with an oath)#(both of them are women of incredible competence plagued by fatal flaws and downfalls)#(valerya is LN while minthara is LE so they both have a lot to bond over as well as argue over while not being TOO far apart in morals)#(neither of them are people who sugarcoat)#(LIKE I SAID; SO MANY THINGS AND WAYS TO EXPERIENCE THESE TWO)#(don't even get me started on the vibes they'd have during Act 3 when valerya 99% chooses to go partial illithid)#(thank you for the ask!! >:]] )
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#thanks for the link anon but that is a subject I have ZERO interest in getting publicly involved in (being OP on a post about it)#I hope its not true because it will be annoying as hell; it would be very funny overall and good for him being such a little shit#but the way you can't be in this fandom without the annoying overlap of a completely other fandom I have zero interest in being everywhere#it's just totally outside my range of interests and I would like to be able to escape it rather than have the discourse tripled#the only thing worse than oodles of content about someone I don't care about being everywhere is not only having all of that but also#twice as much of it because it's both the original content plus it's been merged with a second thing I like seeing even less:#people being misogynist and hateful and negative#nightmare times! when I just wanna hang in my lane and blog about Louis!!#on the up side though I'll believe it when I see it HLD's paid content channel is not exactly gospel
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