I hate you long-running media that opts for the babies ever after trope instead of providing a satisfying and meaningful conclusion I hate you long-running media with loads and loads of characters pairing everyone into heterosexual marriages with no regard for chemistry and not allowing the possibility of at least one of the 70+ characters being gay or ace I hate you self-perpetuating next-gen spinoffs featuring kids that are carbon copies of their parents with none of the uniqueness that made the original special

Taijutsu against Isshiki.

don't worry, Sakura

Ino's still in the village

I am both mildly high and experiencing early Naruto for the first time and....... Kakashi is pinging as Etho in part of my brain

Looks like Boruto's Grandpa is getting his own manga!

Dear LBGT, Weebs & everyone in-between...

Is Naruto Uzumaki any kind of LBGT icon, or considered an ally? I grew up with the series and am aware of the derogatory "Naruto & Sasuke are gay for kissing" hazing the series got while it was ongoing, but I was thinking about him and realized he...

1) Has canonically been attracted to men (Haku) and women (Sakura & Hinata)

&

2) Can transform/gender-bend, which he's used to seduce/arouse multiple women (Sakura, Kaguya) & men (Iruka, Hiruzen, Jiraiya, etc)

Furthermore he has fathered twice as many children as any of his friends (he FUCKS) and has self admittedly practiced the Art of Seduction (Sexy, harem & reverse harem jutsu's) more than the Art of Being A Ninja (you know his culture, job and religion) so he's kind of the ultimate pick-up artist.

Thought's?

A little lesson

a redraw of that one framed photo naruto has of himself with gaara lmao

EVERYTHING is better with tails and kids ^^

Currently thinking about how the writer of naruto kishimoto only decided to introduce narutos parents after he became a husband and father himself something about him beginning the story like my character doesn't need a mom and dad the relationship between parent and child isn't that important then having a wife and child of his own and realising oh shit this is actually amazing fuck I need to give naruto a mum and dad this instant he will know the love of a parent!!!

It’s so funny how one of the best relationships in the Boruto series is Ino and Sai

I mean Im not saying the other ships are bad but I mean look at these two

Been cute since day one (and I know people are gonna say “uhhh he didn’t even like her when they met” Sai didn’t like anyone. He was a menace with no filter but we loved him anyway)

They’re hot, they’re in love, they have a happy family. I mean they’re both winning

sorry babe i got to go hang out with my best friend who i’ve had an extremely emotionally intimate and indecipherable relationship with since we were six years old. yeah u met him a couple times… the one who knows my heart and i, his? yeah. yeah that one. yeah actually he’s going to avoid his own wife and kid as well, so we’re pretty booked today. yeah. yeah i promised him i’d take him to all his favorite restaurants and maybe we might run into some enemies along the way and i’ll go absolutely feral if anyone touches him. yeah. yeah anyway him and i are gonna hang out today hope that’s okay. don’t wait up.

this is why shinki doesn’t let them hang out at his place

uncle sasuke

ive never had to suspend my disbelief as hard as when i watch anything boruto related where they try to ~journey to the past~ and watch naruto the anime

youre forced to watch boruto relive naruto's life where he's screaming crying throwing up getting beat up begging on his hands and knees threatening suicide and nuclear war over, and i quote SAKURA """"""""UCHIHA"""""""", "sasuke sasuke sasuke"-- and boruto doesnt immediately go ask his father if hes involved in a secret gay love affair