Cassian: Do you think I could fit 10 marshmallows into my mouth?
Rhysand: You're a hazard to society
Azriel: And a coward. Do twenty
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I want to have sex telepathically with Ruhn Danaan too…
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Don't tell me what to do, Goodreads.
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The MLB season is now well underway, so I’m sure a ton of you are asking: how can I best read at a baseball game? As your local read-anywhere-and-everywhere expert, who happens to be dating a passionate Chicago White Sox fan, I can tell you this: reading at the baseball game is not only possible, but encouraged. I wrote a humor piece for Book Riot about how to optimize your reading at your local baseball game.
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for a moment there i completely forgot what else 'slept together' means and my eyes got so wide it could fall off..
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○ Single
○ Dating
◉ Waiting for someone to buy me a stack of books
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This child is clearly advanced, (although it did take her a month to answer the question).
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Shakespeare after writing a gruesome, heartbreaking tragedy in which 90% of the characters die: ok now let's do a silly one
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Anderson: You’re pathetic and weak.
Warner: Tell me something i don’t already know.
Anderson: Your girlfriend finds me attractive.
Warner: I know- EXCUSE ME WHAT? ELLA WOULD YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN?!
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Aaron: I am a heartless monster, I don't care about anything and I hate everyone-
Juliette: *stubs her toe*
Aaron: OH MY GOD, LOVE! ARE YOU OKAY!!!!? I PROMISE I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Juliette:
Aaron:
Kenji: I SWEAR every time-
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Credits to the writer 🌷💕
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