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moons-and-stars-and-shit · 3 years

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hi again 🥺🥺 this is for the match ups you are doing :))

appearance :: i am 5'4 and have brown hair and eyes, though my eyes are a little green with sunlight too. i can say i have a curvy body(? and i was told i have a cute and bright smile.

personality :: when i first meet someone i tend to be very shy, sometimes i even barely speak. but once i get to know someone i open myself up a little more (still, i find it very hard to open up to things that are personal or make me sad). i could say im calm, positive and patient but i tend to be jealous a lot and sensitive over not so important things. i do have a tendency to put others before me way too much which causes me to forget about myself.

hobbies :: i love to read ! i usually use my savings for buying new books or mangas :)) i also like painting and drawing but i dont know if i should count those as hobbies now bc they are very related to what im majoring in. I love playing the guitar and listening to some calming music while laying in bed.

aesthetic :: my favorite aesthetics are cottagecore and goblincore. however in my daily life i use a combination of both + a little bit of light academia <3

likes :: greek mythology, conspiracy theories, kdramas, romance and adventure books, fantasy, mushrooms 🥺, cats, guitars, picnics, inceses, meditations, study dates, libraries, watercolors and relaxing//acoustic music.

mbti + zodiac sign :: with my mbti is kinda difficult to say because i took different tests and i had two different types as results:: INFJ and INFP. i relate to both in a lot of ways but i still find myself relating to more people or characters that are INFP. my zodiac sign is virgo, my rising taurus and my moon leo.

type :: i dont know if i have a type? i would love to date someone who understands me and makes me feel loved. who's love language are words of affirmation or/and physical touch. someone who, if he does not share interests with me or preferences in dates, can adapt and be willing to learn about the things that i like. someone who will cheer me up. maybe a little dorky? i dont mind if they are not extroverted as long as we help each other to get out of our comfort zone :)) in appearance maybe just not too beefy ah 😅 lol but other than that, someone who will respect me and will make me smile

i think that is it? sorry for making it so long and thank you sooo much for taking your time to do this 🥺🥺 have a great day 💛💛💛

@budibbly

Romantic Matchup

Tendou Satori

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐘𝐚'𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐞𝐭

Ok picture this...

Shonen Jump just came out with a new LIMITED EDITION magazine

These things are just disappearing off shelves

BUT

There is one. Singular. Copy in the store you are currently at

Obviously you see it

And OBVIOUSLY your gonna go get it!

However when you reach to grab it your hand touched the hand of the one and only

Tendou Satori

Both of you had a deadly tight grip on this magazine rn

Neither of you are backing down

You look him dead in the eyes

“I’m sorry sir but I do believe I touched this first”

He looked right back at you

“I’m sorry ma’am but I’m pretty sure I was the one who touched it first”

You both went back and forth bickering about who should get to have the magazine

And that’s when Tendou came out with the GENIUS idea of...

Rock. Paper. Scissors.

Simple, whoever wins gets the magazine

Thus the match began

Long story short Tendou lost 2-1

Seeing his sad face you decided to be nice and offered to read it together at the nearby park

Of course he was gonna agree this is SHONEN JUMP WERE TALKING ABOUT

So you both headed to the park to read

Honestly you busted out the entire magazine within an hour

And after you finished it you two talked about it for about another hour

And shit since you we’re both at the park, why not have a little fun

You guys spent the rest of the day messing around on the playground

You know... harassing kids and shit

And when it was time to go home you both agreed to meet back up next week to discuss more manga

This became sort of a routine for you two

Every Friday you guys would meet up somewhere and talk about or read some manga

And then afterwards you two would go find something fun to do

And over time he started having feelings for you

But poor boy was to scared to tell you

But lucky for him, you also grew to have feelings for him

So YOU where actually the one to confess :D

And he obviously said yes :)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐘𝐨𝐮

Omg cheesy moment real quick

He loves your smile

Absolutely fricken adores it

Like he will do ANYTHING to see you smile

He loves how positive you can be!

Sometimes Tendou can get a little down on himself

But you can always pick him back up and get him smiling again!!

And he gladly does the same for you :)

Honesty

He likes the fact that you get a little jealous 👀

To him it just shows that you care a lot about him

Annnnd last one

He loves the fact that you enjoy manga as well :D

Because you both have something to do together that you both enjoy!

𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐓𝐨 𝐃𝐨 𝐓𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫

Ok so he obviously likes reading manga with you

HOWEVER

One of his favorite things to do with you is

🥁 🥁 🥁

Exploring mythology with you!!

Honestly tendous kinda into that witchy type of aesthetic

So mythology, crystals, spirits, he’s ALL for it

One time he even invited you ghost hunting ❤️

Fun times

But I’m pretty sure y’all have a ghost tied to you 😀

𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐇𝐜

Tendou loves taking you to haunted places!

He genuinely thinks he can talk to ghosts...

He always links your conspiracy theories to paranormal activity

He loves to meditate with you

Especially before a game 😁

He says it “grounds” him

Ever since y’all met you take turns buying weekly shonen jump magazines and snacks

Ok Tendou likes painting

But he ALWAYS makes a mess

Why?

Because he specifically likes FINGER painting 🥲

𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐲

When Taurus and Virgo come together in a love affair, it’s a union of innate practicality.

Both of these Signs employ practicality in their daily lives as the most efficient means to most problems.

They can be quite sincere and devoted to one another; as people, both have a great deal of integrity.

Virgo likes Taurus’s strength and dedication while Taurus appreciates Virgo’s quick mind.

Due to Virgo’s naturally cautious nature, this relationship can take awhile to develop, but once it’s established that both partners are in it for the long haul, it’s like a runaway locomotive, running on its own power and difficult to stop.

These two Signs have much in common: They highly value common sense and practicality; they’re both materialistic but work hard for the creature comforts they so enjoy.

Taurus is more sensual and indulgent than Virgo is; Virgo tends to be the inhibitive force in the relationship, tending not to get involved in the chaos of life in favor of analyzing all available options.

Virgo’s analysis leads to criticism, which Taurus can tend to take too seriously. Conversely, Taurus’s stubborn nature can get on Virgo’s nerves, causing Virgo to criticize even more!

This pair must take care not to take one another too seriously.

The good thing is, they’re similar enough that they can learn to be patient with one another, especially Virgo, who loves to indulge Taurus’s penchant for fine treatment and good food.

Their dedication to working toward the same goals.

Both partners enjoy luxury and nice things, and Virgo likes helping Taurus achieve their goals.

Their common interests and desires make theirs a highly compatible relationship.

𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜

𝓜𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓼 ✨ 🔮 ✨

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu fandom #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu matchups #Tendou #tendou satori #tendou x reader #tendou x y/n

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youareunbearable · 3 years

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Catch me not having a clue who any of these gods(?) and people are, but still sitting here like, "I ship that pretty one with the gruff one, and that brown haired one with the other(?) gruff one?" without knowing names or what this is except the fanart I see you reblog, because this fandom apparently has lots of nice art

Fam i have no idea what ur talking about or when u sent this im so sorry asfkjhfkjhf but i thiiiinnnkkkk??????? it’s “Heavens Official Blessing” or Tiān Guān Cì Fú (TGCF for tagging stuff) its originally a chinese gay novel that is soooooooo long by the author Mo Xiang Tong Xiu (MXTX) who wrote 2 (two?????) other novels that I know of that are also gay historical fantasy but i personally havent actually read TGCF???? im just watching the anime and looking at the wiki and reading fanfics so i have a vague idea whats going on but not really???? so i cant really give a good review BUT i LOVE THE CHARACTERS MXTX WRITES SO MUCH AFHAFKFHKFAKF IM SO SORRY IM SHIT WITH TAGGING SO U HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM HYPER FIXATING ON BUT

LISTEN

Pretty one and the gruff one im THINKING is He Xuan (or Ming Yi/ Ming-Xiong/Ming Bro) for the grumpy one and Shi Qingxuan for the pretty one and both are kinda gender fluid?? (more Shi Qingxuan but they both change their forms to be both women and men which is Iconic and the anime put her in the TRANS FLAG COLOUR instead of her canon white and green which is ICONIC) AND THHEYRE SO TRAGIC AND HOT AND I CRY JUST THINKING ABOUT THEIR STORY LIKE AFHDFKJAFDSGS like i want to kinda read the book just for them, the two super minor characters, but i also read somewhere that their story doesn’t really have a clean ending so im also holding back from just getting Emotionally Hurt because im a cancer and i know it’ll wreck me

I think The Two Gruff Idiots are Feng Xin (dark haired gruff boy) and Mu Qing (brown haired gruff boy) and theyre both martial gods and both knew each other for over 800 years and both tried to take care of Actual Human And Heavenly Disaster Xie Lian, failed, and tried to do it again 800 years later but with stupid glasses with moustaches in hopes that Xie Lian cant figure out that they care about him but OOPS Xie Lian does in fact have the braincell of the three of them fajfafjajf

Heres the link to watch the anime, there are 11 eps rn but it updates every weekend (I dont actually know when but i watch it on sundays) Make sure u have ur ad block on tho lol there is a manga too and the art style is TO DIE FOR like its GORGEOUS but its roughly at the same pace as the anime so eh

Heres where to read the whole thing online, just a warning its BIG AS FUCK like 244? plus extras I think??

I’d also recommend MXTX’s other books!

Mo Dao Zu Shi (or Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/ The Untamed/MDZS) is both a Book as well as an Anime (the whole thing is on youtube) , a Live Action which you can watch on Netflix (look up Untamed, also a warning, the plot is a little different from the book and anime cause of uhhh censorship?? also i guess to make it more live drama friendly, my friends an i binged it and really liked it, but some of the fandom doesn’t), a manga which is not finished I think???? idk im not caught up, and a fucking chinese AUDIO DRAMA LIKE BITCH ITS SO WELL DONE but i have to stop listening sometimes cause like there is a difference between watching/reading characters kiss, and then like just hearing them, i get so embarrassed i have to skip the kissing scenes and god forbid i accidentally click on the smutty extras alfjajlfjalfjaljf u can find it on youtube, i linked the one i listen to but i havent finished it and i don’t think it’s all of it, but you can find other episodes/chapters easily

Its about 1 Dumb Yet So Smart gay/bi man (Wei Wuxian) who honestly tries his fucking best, fucks up everything, dies for over a decade, and then is forcefully brought back to life to solve a murder mystery with the guy who has been in Super Gay Love with him since they were teens (Lan Zhan), a bunch of teens Who Are Just Honestly Here For A Good Time And Yet (Lan Juniors, Jin Ling, and Best Boy Ouyang Zizhen ) while badly hiding his real identity from all the people he knows, including his foster brother (Jiang Cheng) who is out for blood and hunting his ass down with a whip and also Lan Zhan who is travelling with him. Also the Killer. There is a killer on the loose and is willing to murder whoever to keep their secrets. Also Nie Huaisang. I adore him and his brother Nie Mingjue, if there is one bitch u gotta remember from this summary it’s this little twink (he and his brother also have a fucking spin off movie from the live action drama THAT I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO FIND A ENGLISH SUB VERSION AND ITS BEEN KILLING ME SINCE I STARTED WATCHING THIS SHOW LAST YEAR. GOOGLE GIVE ME MY FAVOURITE TWINK AND HIS BEAR OF A BROTHER HAVING A FUN FAMILY ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!)

My Personal Current Favourite is Scum Villain’s Self Saving System (SVSSS) which is SOOOOOOO FUNNY Like it’s not as popular cause the comic was discontinued, and the anime looks like its from 2005 with the weird 3D animation but its my current comfort media!!!

Its basically about a spite reading millennial (Shen Yuan) who died after reading a REALLY awful popular cheesy smut harem novel (think like 50 shade series but worse cause the protag had 600 wives) and was forced into the body of a minor but important villain (the protagonist’s teacher, Shen Qingqiu) from the novel who was fated to die with all his limbs cut off and his eyes and tongue plucked out and is told he has to fix the story so its not trash, he reasonably freaks the fuck out and hugs the protagonists (Luo Binghe) thigh so hard he turns him gay without realizing. Sadly, he does have to make sure certain plot points happen, which fucks him over a lot, and he thinks Luo Binghe still wants to kill him instead of love him cause he has the Emotional Intelligence of a Rock, but its so funny reading about him handling all the awful tropey stuff, like imagine u have to be a character in My Immortal But With Porn?????? without breaking out of character too much?? I wouldn’t be able to handle it ajhakfkfhjfj He also finds out that he’s not the only transmigrator in the novel either, but it doesn’t matter cause theyre both So Fucking Stupid Collectively but everyone would honestly die for the both of them

warning for this story though, the main relationship is a teacher/student relationship, but nothing happens until the student is in his 20s and also kinda not his student anymore cause he’s running hell??? but if that squicks u out i totally understand and offer you to PLEASE still enjoy some of this media, and instead of the BingQiu ship, I offer you the LiuQiu one, where both me and the main character cry over how a beautiful man/fellow immortal lord loves the main character so much that he literally fought every day for 5 years to be by his side and I Think Thats Beautiful and I kinda like this ship more than the main one tbh PLEASE just look at the art for Liu Qingge because i love him so much, he’s like if you took Lan Zhan and Jiang Cheng from MDZS and mashed them into one beautiful man the author is trying to tell me is straight but u take one look at him And Tell Me Otherwise

#anon #answering asks probably really late but i live on mobile and i dont get notifications a lot #FHAKJAKFJFAFJA SORRY FOR INFO DUMPING ON U ANON BUT PLEASE LOVE THESE #I LOVE THESE #AND MY IRL FRIENDS DONT CARE ABOUT THEM #theyre like yeah amber ill watch the drama and maybe an anime but its ok no we dont want u to keep sending us tikoks its ok #LIKE IM WEEPING PLEASE ENJOY THIS CONTENT!!!!!!!#but for real if u want a love story for the ages read TGCF i've heard its really good #SVSSS is like the less serious and shortest novel of the three but so good #and MDZS is like the most popular successful middle child that every and their mother has seen and enjoyed #MDZS #SVSSS #TGCF #MXTX #also im once again sorry about how i never tag anything im just convinced no one actually goes on my blog #but i'm always surprised when i get asks like this asking me to tag things or asking about a thing im enjoying #and therefore flooding their dashs with lol #Anonymous

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mousehole5000 · 3 years

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more tgcf chapters 143-173 lets goooooo

PEI MING BOO HISS except actually okay he’s mostly funny i think but still boo hiss

“hey who’s this guy who’s really pissed at you?” “oh thats my sword. i broke it.” alright then!

i think i need to go back and reread the banyue pass arc bc im still confused as to whats going on with banyue and pei su

“Banyue dropped from the sky with two pots raised. Without a word, she plummeted with the mouths of the pots facing down, trapping and detaining the shocked Ming’guang and the roaring Ke Mo within.” - THATS MY GIRL

“It must be known that, to heavenly officials, it certainly was more than natural for kingdoms of the mortal realm to fight and annihilate one another; the acts of these plays progressing on endlessly. But when it came their own turn, it was often hard to let things go. If one must stand in the same court as the one who annihilated their own kingdom, and that man cavorted in the heavens, exceedingly flashy, then it must be vexing.” - hmmmm!!

“I’ve spoken too many words in this lifetime. What are you referring to?” - okay to be fair thats a mood

okay its nice to get some pei ming backstory and its funny that he and xie lian are bonding but also still whenever pei ming interacts with a female character my hackles rise like a cat lol

“Xie Lian watched as Banyue thought really hard before cheerfully pulling out a few long, wine-red scorpion-snakes, and putting them into the bubbling pot.” - THATS MY GIRL

“Although “smell” was something colourless and formless, the instant Banyue removed the pot cover, it was as if some mysterious physical object had twisted all the air around the mouth of that pot. The group stared at the sight within the pot for a long time. Their pupils reflected an endless, bottomless darkness; like it could pull them into the abyss. No words could describe the sentiment expressed within their eyes. A moment later, Xie Lian patted Banyue’s shoulder and gave a thumbs-up.” - like father-figure like daughter-figure. amazing.

“However, what if one day mortals discovered something completely new that ran faster than horses? Then, when this new invention overtook horses, worshippers of this heavenly official who controlled horses would inevitably decrease. Such heavenly officials, flashing by like shooting stars, made up the majority of the heavens.” - obsessed with this, genuinely. life and change. worship and its purpose. my religious studies diploma on my wall is screaming at me rn. ALSO i am once again thinking about celebrities

“...” It was only then that Pei Ming seemed to notice, and started to contemplate this question. A moment later, he answered, “A habit. In a dark, creepy place like this, isn’t it normal to hold women in your arms, to comfort them and calm their fears?” “I’m sorry, but I wasn’t scared,” Banyue said.” - BANYUE I LOVE YOU. I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. god this takes me back to every college party i ever went to

LING WEN BACKSTORY????? shoeseller chosen for godhood bc she wrote a political essay and got arrested...... and now she’s face to face with the official who appointed her..... do go on.....

“Ling Wen laughed out loud, seeming to be enraged, and her voice dropped. “Very well! You said I couldn’t reach that high. Then, might I ask you: had the prominence of the Palace of Jing Wen at its peak ever reached even the knees of my Palace of Ling Wen??” - GET HIM!!!! BOO HISS JING WEN

“Compared to you, I’m not that bad,” Ling Wen said. “You’d personally order me to stay in the Palace of Jing Wen until midnight, then turn around and say I shamelessly hang around ‘til late to harass you. Words murder without form; I was much nicer responding with blatant violence.” - ling wen im love you..... also this bit... feels Real

BLOOD RAIN BLOOD RAIN BLOOD RAIN!! FLOWER PETALS TRANSFORMATION!!! see hua cheng? look as how cool it can be when you leave the story for a little while!! bc then you get to return and make an entrance!!

“Not only can you bring forth bloody rain, you can also make flowers shower. I didn’t know that. How fun!” - cute!! and in that moment we were all xie lian

“Everyone was stunned by his deed, and Ling Wen arduously gave him a thumbs-up. ”Ol’ Pei, what a man!” Pei Ming gritted his teeth. “WELCOME!” - aww three two tumors buddies!!

okay yin yu is here and xie lian did the equivalent of asking someone when the baby is due only to find out theyre not pregnant at all. then rong guang taunts yin yu and no one says anything. i do love the amount of awkward moments in this book tbh sometimes there are no words.

“All around was sand and mud crushing at him, exceedingly suffocating. The sand and mud was also moving endlessly; the feeling was like he was swallowed into the stomach of a giant monster, and that monster had also eaten a bunch of other things besides him, tumbling everything in its stomach, trying to digest” - ooooh creepy!!! the red string thing... is cute.... also xie lian being able to see hua cheng’s butterfly vision by looking directly into his eye is kinda cool. and obviously homoerotic.

“Are lower-ranked heavenly officials below other people?” Quan Yizhen asked. “No,” Yin Yu replied. Were they not? It was obvious that he himself didn’t believe in his own words, and Quan Yizhen also noticed. A good while later, he said bluntly, “I don’t like it here.” Yin Yu said nothing.” - im having emotions. and then yin yu also saying he doesnt like it there either.... also idk how this scene is going to play out but as much as im enjoying quan yizhen being an icon i can also possibly see how yin yu could eventually get to the point of “i am tired of being nice. i do just want to go apeshit” even if he really cares about qyz. it happens </3

“Indeed,” Hua Cheng said. “Half a year later when Quan Yizhen actually ascends, he won’t find it so funny anymore.” “Can we watch that part too?” Xie Lian asked. “We can. Hold on,” Hua Cheng replied.” - quan yizhen king of taking things literally. also why did this turn into hualian having a movie night

jian yu seems like the kind of asshole who would purposely give someone regular soda when they specifically asked for diet soda. god yin yu is really having a bad day i really feel for him in the whole situation with the brocade immortal

awww okay at least jian yu tried to take responsibility. im still mad at him tho that was objectively a terrible idea. god this whole situation sucked :(

“Rocks and earth crushed at them from all around, forcing their bodies to press tightly against one another, their faces brushing, their ears warm. Although it wasn’t the right time, a thought flashed through Xie Lian’s mind: “‘To die buried together’ doesn’t feel so bad.” - okay... im kind of emotional.... gay people....

okay obviously these murals and the prince of wuyong have some connection (im guessing pretty direct) to xie lian and are important but everytime they start analyzing one i feel like im back in art history class fhadskfhskjdhf not that thats a bad thing!! i liked art history a lot tbh

“Don’t worry, they’re not human,” Hua Cheng said. “It’s precisely because they’re not human that we have to worry, alright….” Xie Lian thought.” - goth ghost bf problems

xie lian: well, there is one person i trust more than anyone else, someone who’s first in my mind hua cheng, oblivious: oh :/ xie lian, also oblivious: what? hua cheng: you shouldnt trust so easily its dangerous xie lian: oh. haha. yeah. well. wanna,,, know who it is? hua cheng: its :) fine :) it :) doesnt :) matter :) but of course you can tell me if you want to gege xie lian, internally: well now ive made it weird hua cheng, 5 minutes later: actually i need you to tell me. right now. its totally for your security me: gay people smh

“As they suspected, he had been captured by Qi Rong. Although no one was bound by ropes, there were balls of greasily green ghost fires hovering over every one of their heads.” - completely off track but anybody else remember the great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts song

“Could there actually come a day when Qi Rong was embarrassed that someone might see the manner in which he ate? Before Xuan Ji entered, she put Guzi down. Guzi, ta-ta-ta, ran in, rushing straight to Qi Rong’s side. But when he saw him, he pointed his finger. He cried, “Dad is eating bad things in secret again!” “I’m not!” Qi Rong retaliated.” SCREAM IS QI RONG LEARNING THE POWER OF LOVE NOOOO also god that poor man whose body he has im starting to doubt if he’ll ever be free jimmy novak flashbacks

everytime we get another ghost king power somewhere someone should be writing hua cheng the cyborg bf in a high tech futuristic au i think thats the only other potential setting that could truly capture this wild ride

“In truth, throughout history, there was no man in the world who didn’t love bragging. A breeze could blow the handkerchief of a brothel girl into a man’s hand, and he would turn around and say the most beautiful of renowned escorts had fallen in love with him; holding shoes and wiping benches for the emperor’s mistress’s uncle’s grandson’s cousin’s mistress would for sure become him being an important administrator at the residence of royal relatives, raising his status. Thus, men who didn’t brag were a rare species.” - SCREAM this is going in my favorite tgcf quotes folder god... mxtx come here let me shake your hand

read the story of rain master yushi huang’s ascension. why am i crying. also this bit im crying again me with my stuffed animals “Thus, while Yushi Huang was cultivating at the Temple of Yulong, every time when she went to seek water and passed that door, she would rub the head of that ox. The door knocker soaked in her essence of life, and when the Rain Master ascended, the ox ascended with her.”

okay thats enough for now i have 7 more chapters to book 4!!! woo!!!

#tgcf liveblog #bedtime now but im excited to be moving on #mouse mumbles

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himacchu · 6 years

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👣

im making this shit up as i go don’t mind me

pregnancy

do the parents have one child or are there twins, triplets, etc.?

Hima, having grown up with a shitton of siblings, thinks it would be ULTRA fun to have as many kids as possible. Don’t know where her logic came from on this, considering most of her siblings hate her guts, but, when does she ever make sense? Maybe she’s compensating.

But, anyway! Let’s say, twins, for the first pregnancy! A boy and a girl. You know Hima’s gonna be over the moon when they arrive.

what do the parents name the baby(ies)?

I think both Ash and Hima would like cool, striking names–Alex would be one! And for the girl, Amber! Alliteration, gotta love it!

did the parents discuss other names, too?

Hima would spend a lot of time daydreaming over names, and every now and then she’ll go bug Ash with “HEY! Whaddya think of _____? Or ____? Or this or this or this or—!!!” She won’t stop.

Stealing from this old thing, Aster would probably be one of the names they’re partial to!

how do they decide on the name(s)?

Both, at the same time: “They uuUUUuuuH Sounded Cool.” They’re both simpletons.

what would the child have been named if they had been the opposite sex?

Whether there was two boys, or two girls, the other would be Aster, which is pretty gender neutral, luckily!

did the parents find out the sex during pregnancy or is it a surprise?

Hima insists on it being a surprise. It’ll be like finding a totally new Pokémon, she says. Not…not really, Hima.

were there any complications in the pregnancy?

evil cackling oh boy could you imagine how juicily devastating it would be for Hima to suffer a miscarriage? You know I’m into suffering.

But, no. Mars will fret and make absolutely sure that everything is going smoothly for her baby sister.

Though we can save it for an AU, maybe.

which parent carried the baby?

Ash, clearly.

how easy was it for them to conceive?

*legally blonde voice* what, like it’s hard? I uh! Have only a vague idea about how the technical stuff works tbh so! Anyways.

was the child carried to term?

Hm! Sure, why not.

did the parents deliver in a hospital, at home, or somewhere else?

Mars absolutely doesn’t trust these primitive human hospitals and their practices, but! Hima wants the Real Earth Experience ™, so they go to a hospital.

did the delivery go according to plan?

The doctors are probably extremely baffled by Hima’s unusually high pain threshold, but it goes fine.

did the parents have any daily rituals (reading to their belly, etc.)?

Ash’s ritual is trying to get Hima to fucking sit down and rest. She’s really wanting to play with Pokémon and take care of her berry farm.

do the parents have a baby shower?

Hima’s under the impression that this a Required Earth Tradition ™, and you know both parents are right there for any excuse to eat cake, so yes.

what about a babymoon?

A whomst now.

how supportive was the other parent during the pregnancy?

Ash seems like he’d definitely be supportive! I feel like he’d worry a lot ‘cause he’s not sure what’s going on, though.

which parent worried the most and which one was chill?

Ash would probably worry, but Hima’s got an ‘everything will turn out fine!’ sort of attitude.

which parent left pregnancy books all over the house and which didn’t touch them?

They probably don’t get much of those in the first place. They’re wingin’ it.

infancy/toddler

is the child a good sleeper?

Amber sleeps like a rock, but rolls around all over the place. Alex might wake up in the middle of the night and wail like a banshee.

how often does the child cry?

Alex is the crier. Amber will stick her whole fist in his mouth to shut him up.

which parent finds it easier to get them to stop?

Hima! She’s very patient with them.

how does the child behave at bath time?

Lots of splashing! They’re very fascinated by the water and make an absolute mess. Both parents think it’s a riot, though.

what is the child’s first word?

Fuck. Ash stubs his toe once and says it so loud it leaves an impression.

how bad do the child’s diapers smell and which parent has the misfortune of changing them?

They’re…average? Ash and Hima take turns.

which parent has a harder time adapting to their new role?

Maybe Ash, but they’re both having a blast with it. They probably think of it like taking care of Pokémon. That’s not how it works, guys.

just how terrible are the terrible twos?

Alex will bite things and Amber bonks him on the head when he acts up. She’s weirdly responsible for her age.

does the child go to day care? if they do, how old are they when they start?

They start around three!

if the child doesn’t go to day care, who says home to look after them?

Since Hima stays home to take care of her berry farm anyways, she’ll take them with her.

which parent babyproofs the house?

Neither–it’s Delia and Mars. What are these fucknuts doing, Mars thinks.

which parents designs the baby room?

Both, but Hima’s more into it. She has a blast making it as colorful as possible.

which parent is more likely to give in to tantrums?

Alex is more of the tantrum type than Amber is, and depending on what he’s mad about/wants, both parents will do their best to calm him down and think through what the best course of action is.

is the child spoiled with toys?

Oh, definitely. It’s not necessarily that they’re bought whatever they want, but Hima will get everything cute she sees in the store.

which parent does the potty training?

Both!

which parent has to take them outside to hose them down after a particularly nasty diaper?

Either will do it.

which parent do they take after more?

Alex is like. an angrier version of Ash. Amber is actually a bit like Delia! With Hima’s cheeriness mixed in.

what habits do they pick up from their parents?

Alex might pick up a verbal tic similar to, but not exactly “uh-huh.” But of course, both love Pokémon as much as their parents do!

how often is the parents’ date night now?

Probably not as much as it used to be! But they still make time for each other.

who babysits when the parents go out?

Delia or Uncle 🅱itchie

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how did the parents decide what school to send the child to? or was the child home-schooled?

They go to the local elementary school in Pallet Town.

who packs the lunches?

Hima has a lot of fun cutting their sandwiches into shapes and arranging the lunch box nice n’ pretty, but she can’t actually cook much without Delia’s help.

are the lunches eaten by the child, or thrown away?

Alex might get embarrassed from the cutesiness of it, but Amber will shove the food in his mouth if she has to.

which parent helps with homework?

Hima, since she’s definitely had more education. But she’s shit at explaining things.

what does the report card look like?

As much as he doesn’t like to admit it, Alex studies, and he does well. Amber gets great grades easily.

is the child/ren popular, or only have a few friends?

Amber is naturally charismatic, but Alex gets into fights easily. He chills out later on, though.

does the child play a sport?

They both play soccer!

does the child play an instrument?

Nope :0c

do both parents turn up to the matches/recitals?

Yep!

which parent buys their clothes? or does the child pick out their own clothes?

Hima buys the clothes initially, but she has Bad Taste, so eventually they pick out their own.

what’s the child’s style?

Both kiddos like sporty sorts of clothes!

is the child more interested in playing inside or outside?

They’re very encouraged to play outside and explore on their own.

how often does the child get in trouble? what do they get in trouble for?

Alex will fuckin fight anyone, you can imagine how that goes. Amber is a little goody-two-shoes, but with a bit of a mischievous streak.

does the child have any siblings/cousins? how well do they get along?

Two little sisters, named Alice and Celeste because I’m extremely creative

what pet does the child beg for? do they get it?

They are excited about getting Pokémon eventually!

is the child shy and reserved, or outgoing and gregarious?

Amber is sociable with everyone, but Alex prefers the company of Pokémon.

does the child still take after the same parent they did as a toddler?

A little less so! They’re becoming pretty distinct from their parents.

….I’m not gonna do the rest cause I just can’t think that far rn. But! Here’s some headcanons.

- Alex has an extremely strong sense of justice and is good at cooking. Some of the kids talk smack about his mom for bein Weird and he will punch their lights out. He’s also got a severe case of resting bitch face. He shows a softer expression around Pokémon, though, especially cute baby ones. When he’s little he hides behind Amber a lot and hisses at everyone else. He’s short and salty about it. Makes faces when his parents smooch. Momma’s (and Grandma’s) boy but respects his dad a lot. Scared to shits of Grandma Xena, though. Picks Charmander as his starter.

- Amber is a Big Fuckin Lesbian. Very popular w girls. The type to play the prince in the school play. Also decent at cooking. She’s actually scarier than Alex is when she’s angry. She wears her hair in pigtails like mom used to, early on, but switches to a single ponytail. She’s the one to be silly with her parents. She picks Squirtle!

- Bonus! Alice and Celeste. Both are pretty quiet, but in different ways. Alice is grumpy and would rather read than talk. She befriends a Croagunk on a vacation to Sinnoh. Celeste is very timid and is pretty much glued to mom and dad and her older siblings, always hiding behind them. She wants to have a Pikachu just like her parents do.

- Alex is soft on Celeste, but Alice freaks him out. She constantly talks shit to him. rip in peace

- Amber has the respect of all her siblings, even Alice.

#mezasepkmnmaster #{starshipping}#all of this is. subject to change but some of it i actually had been sitting on for a while

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chadphobia · 7 years

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How about all the Greek Myth asks, love

hells yeah. refer to https://melpomeine.tumblr.com/post/164571642330/greek-myth-asks, u know the drill bc im hella tired and aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

zeus: cypress, but people call me cy or cyp. sometimes maggie (long-ish story)

hera: tennessee

athena: I AM ETERNAL

hephaestus: july 28!!! aka the cursed day of the emoji movie’s release

aphrodite: taken !!

poseidon: she/her, they/them if u want

dionysus: extrovert

demeter: yes! a ton! two german sheps, a fat beagle/shep, a super old german shep/yellow lab, three cats, a couple chickens, and a rabbit. haha that’s a lot.

apollo: idk, it’s a pretty wide range? anything dreamy, indie, some classical, some jazz, rock, uh,, just a lot of stuff.

artemis: online, the way they type / structure sentences, and irl uhhhh idk, what they talk about the most??

hades: failure

ares: people bragging about their injuries

hestia: my bed

pegasus: atomic blonde AND ITS SO GOOD I LOVE IT ALCCCk

mermaid: b99, which im watching rn

centaur: i just reread the chamber of secrets so

siren: the fool by gus dapperton

gorgon: uhhh, some pizza rolls this morning

cyclops: this afternoon

minotaur: oh, hahaha, im not quite sure

sphynx: “i am the fucking lizard king” to one of my best friends

chimera: idfk i dont make calls, i dont even answer them half the time. but i think it was one of my friend’s moms

griffin: fed my cat

nymph: a hella trippy adventure where i tried to get a lacrosse stick for one of my best friends so she could suddenly become athletic and impress a guy

satyr: a week ago i literally had tears in my eyes from laughing w my friend

heracles: no

theseus: idk, im a lil/very guilty about not going to some super helpful college classes this summer

perseus: no

cadmus: yes

achilles: yes

actaeon: uh, it was,, really hard when my uncle died. waiting outside of the hospital room was the worst i’ve ever been, i think

bellerophon: yes

agamemnon: i have a few medals for doing smart stuff lol idk

oedipus: yes

jason: no

atlanta: subtly

hippolytus: going to the grand canyon in a fucking hoodie

trident: my two best friends irl, my brother, grace, katie, crea, purd, yaknow

lightning bolt: atomic blonde, wonderwoman, and forrest gump

sun chariot: sirens

lyre: that’s hard. probably cigarette daydreams by cage the elephant, woke the f*ck up by jon bellion, and super rich kids by frank ocean right now.

caduceus: orange

aegis: percy jackson tbh

scythe: parks & rec

bident: wasting my life online

harpe: this bench in a park i love, a tiny local chinese food place, and my bed

cornucopia: the tiny local chinese food place!!!

winged sandals: SCREAM about our PASSIONS

golden fleece: lions or rabbits

olympus: idk, anything is cool? but i want to maybe go into forensics, psychology, medicine in general, or writing???

tartarus: i need to read 8 books by the end of this semester so i guess i hope that happens. kinda have to lol

underworld: going to nantucket w the closest friends out of my friend group would be literally the best

styx: i’ll probably be in college for something bigger by then, or at least i hope haha. i hope i have a s/o, and if not a romantic love, a strong platonic love with a group of friends would be so lovely. i just hope i’m happy by then.

athuna: iceland

sparta: im pretty sure i agreed w my friend that we’d go to italy together someday, so that’s at the top obv. also i want to meet some of my online friends irl bc i already genuinely love them

elysium: flower power, bich

ogygia: a lil sweetheart that’s funny and actually understands me

troja: assassinate trump. or go in a shark cage

the labyrinth: in my past life, yes, but i was banished with a wooden stake. hopefully this life is better but idk

delphi: not actively and knowingly, but i write for the newspaper sometimes since the school offered it. so.. i guess if i ever want to go into that, i have a head start.

thanks for askin, my dude!

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scuffedcd · 6 years

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70 Questions

tagged by @kidspawn thank you now i have something to do while im bored

Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Yes

Who did you last say “I love you” to? my new friends at this week long thing i went to lmao (they were great tho)

Do you regret anything? my pre-skinny jeans era...

Are you insecure? ive yet to find anyone who isnt tbh

What is your relationship status? “I am dating myself” -Ann Perkins, Parks and Rec

How do you want to die? peacefully but if not it better be memorable like “wow she really died fighting a bear with chainsaw arms smh”

What did you last eat? pancakes and coffee

Played any sports? volleyball and track and field (a couple running events and javelin specifically)

Do you bite your nails? nope.

When was your last physical fight? yesterday (just rough housing with siblings tho)

Do you like someone? myself

Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? I don’t think so but staying up that long sounds awful

Do you hate anyone at the moment? My life is a constant cycle of hating Trump. (im leaving kidspawn’s answer here because MOOD)

Do you miss someone? all my friends and my dogs

Have any pets? four dogs, and thinking about it i think we only ever planned one of them the rest found their way into our house someway or other. Three little dogs and one pitbull.

How exactly are you feeling at the moment? neutral with a hint of coffee buzz

Ever made out in the bathroom? sounds unsanitary unless its ur own ig ?

Are you scared of spiders? my philosophy is “get the fuck away from me but live pls”

Would you go back in time if you were given a chance? probably

Where was the last place you snogged someone? :)

What are your plans for this weekend? whatever comes up lmao

Do you want to have kids? How many? idk i have mixed feelings abt kids

Do you have piercings? How many? earrings but thats it

What is/are/were your best subjects(s)? ig english and art. sometimes history but fuck math

Do you miss anyone from your past? Yeah

What are you craving right now? a pastry like a chocolate filled croissant or something

Have you ever broken someone’s heart? one time in second grade a boy said he liked me and i told him id like him back only in his dreams

Have you ever been cheated on? Nope

Have you ever made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? nope

What’s irritating you right now? children being separated from families and many other unjust BS

Does somebody love you? well I’d hope so

What is your favourite color? not sure tbh

Do you have trust issues? idk if id call it an issue but i do tend to be cautious

Who/what was your last dream about? I have no idea

Who was the last person you cried in front of? my new friends at the week long thing i went to (goodbyes suck ok)

Do you give out second chances easily? if youre honest and deserve it

Is it easier to forgive or forget? Forgive

Is this year the best year of your life? so far its been pretty good

How old were you when you had your first kiss? yes

Have you ever walked outside completely naked? No, lest i fall victim to vanity

Do you trust your partner/best friend? yes

Ever had detention? Nope

Would you rather live in the countryside or the city? The city.

What do people call you? depends. One friend regularly calls me Cub

What was the last book you read? Playing for the Devils Fire

How big of a nerd/dork are you? ive toned down over the years i think

What kind of music do you listen to? i dont have a set thing rn but im revisiting some of my old rock phase

How tall are you? tall enough to be average in Mexico

Do you like kids? sometimes. i feel awkward around children tho

Favorite fruits? mangoes

Favorite food? anything my mother makes

Do you believe everything happens for a reason? i dont know but you can find reason in anything that happens so ?

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? scrolled thru the internet

Is cheating ever okay? No

Are you mean? the worst thing i do daily is call my sibling a gremlin but its more of a joke so

How many people have you fist fought? None

Do you believe in true love? love is complicated

Favorite weather? sunny, hot but with a nice breeze to keep it cooler. maybe a few clouds here and there.

Do you like snow? Yes even tho its cold af

Do you wanna get married? at some point

Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? id personally rather not

What makes you happy? when i have the time to take a nap

Would you change your name? idk what i would even change it to so no

Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? yeh

Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? jokes on you ive been in similar situations lmao (its awkward af but just let them know ur not interested and they should respect that. set ur boundries and dont change them just to appease someone else.)

Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? kind of ig

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? this guy at my school who also happens to watch SU. we exchange memes and theories

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? one of my friends at the week long thing i went to

Do you believe in soulmates? nah

Is there anyone you would die for? the ppl in my family

more info on me. @myhaireatskids @ashtione heres a thing if y’all are interested

#about me

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astrofireworks · 7 years

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10 questions tag!~

tagged by Maryam (thank u sweet bean!!!!!!!) @eunwoostro

1. whats your favorite food and whats ur first memory eating it?

ah lmao i’m a trash bin i will literally eat everything you throw at me that doesn’t contain celery or carrrots or raisins (those things are n a s t y)

2. how do u feel about school?

i’m in uni now so i’m enjoying it a lot!! because i picked my own modules i know i’m interested in them and although there’s some degree of cognitive dissonance i’m enjoying them a lot haha

3. ur favorite feature/trait of a person (doesnt have to be physical)?

smile!!!!! all smiles!!!!! teeth smiles!! eye smiles!!! aLL THE HAPPY SMILES!!!!!!!

4. are u a cat person or dog person?

doggo

5. what do u think about got7s latest comeback never ever? (i know it hasnt been released yet shhhh just say u love it)

it’s been released!!!! i’m shoOK FAM I LOVE YUGYEOM IN A CHOKER ASDJKFHADKSH and jackson has me on the fLOOR

6. if u could label urself as a popular character (could be irl/celebrity, from a show/book etc) who would it be?

oh good lord this is hard i’ll come back to this in a bit

aight ok i’ve discussed this before with nat lmao i started off thinking i was like yoongi (wants to live as a rock, literally cannot be bothered with physical activity) and i wanted to be like taehyung (happy and optimistic and cute) but i kind of realised i’m taehyung (slightly clueless, enjoying life) wanting to be like yoongi (hardworking, focussed, dedicated) instead so ayeeee

in all honesty though lmao i’m probably just shinpachi or kondo from gintama lol

7. do u believe in astrology// or at least enjoy playin around with the whole zodiac thing?

oh yeah i take it pretty seriously ??? as in not astrology just like superstitions in general like not sticking your chopsticks upright in your bowl and stuff... astrology-wise i just read about star signs & zodiacs as loose descriptions of my character bc i know it’s not rly that accurate anyway

8. first impression of kpop? (give me all the cringey details pls)

i think my first ever kpop song was nobody by the wonder girls lmao my mum liked it a lot but my first Actual Kpop Song was astro’s hide and seek mv and y’all pretty much know how it turned out i fell in love with cha eunwoo and got sucked in and now i stan like 8-10 groups and i’m following p101 and nearly all my friends that aren’t my suitemates are from the astro scream team or from nyu’s kpop club it’s been a wild wild ride

9. longest relationship u have (not familial)? tell me about it :)

ah i knew this guy from when we were 13, were best friends when we were 14, got together when we were 16, broke up when we were 19. we’ve changed each other for the better and we grew up and faced the world together but people change as they grow and inevitably we grew so different that we couldn’t get along anymore and he became impossible to talk to without annoying me so now we don’t talk anymore?

also he insulted jeon jungkook and jhope that was rly the loudest warning sign that i should have broken up with him smh

10. do u wanna be my friend (are u already my friend??) pls send me a message im lonely

COME SCREAM AT ME PLS ILYYYY

ah okay now i have to tag people and come up with questions here goes

i’m tagging @asterocky @astrodiary @minniexbin @astromg @areumdawonn @crazynikaa @puppyjinjin @munwoo @aztro @mxnbin

1. if you could learn a language which would u pick?

2. are you following P101? if you do which boys do you stan! also pls come yell at me about p101 sons i’m so excited

3. describe your ultimate bias as a beverage

4. top 3 fave groups and why?

5. which song describes your mood rn!!

6. which song describes your outlook on life!

7. who’s your idol role model and why!!

8. what colour would you dye your hair

9. pick any idol - what colour would you dye their hair!

10. ideal date?

#ayeeeeee #vivi answers stuff #vivi yells into the void #aye

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