Bakugo, sounding bored af: Welcome to Cappy’s Diner, how can we help you?
Robber, pulls a gun on him: Give me the money!
Bakugo: Pfft, what is that, a 32?
Robber: I-I said give me the money!
Bakugo: Or what, you’re gonna shoot me?
Robber: Yes if you don’t give me the money, you fu*king brat!
Bakugo: You know what, asshat?! Go ahead and shoot! Life honestly can’t get any worse than this, so pull the damn trigger! Pull it!
Robber, pulls the trigger and misses Bakugo:
Bakugo: SON OF A BITCH! *throws a metal pan into the robber’s head*
Robber, falls to the floor: AH!
Bakugo, jumps the counter and starts beating the guy up with a metal frier basket: PIECE OF SHIT! ASSHAT WITH DIRTY-ASS CLOTHES! YOUR MOM NEVER LOVED YOU, YOU SACK OF WASTE!
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No one tell him what's gonna happen a few days later
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Sorry but I had a vision yesterday
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Once again, I am thinking of Nana’s line
So even if I die one of these days,
We can always meet again
Within One For All.
Romantic, right?
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Bkdk & togachako going to see barbie of course
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Reporter: Pro Hero Deku! That was such an amazing takedown! Tell us, what brought you this far in your career?
Izuku, got a massive concussion: At age six, I was born without a face.
Reporter:
Izuku, passes out:
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