I HATE WHEN MFS THAT ARE HOST END THE GAME WHEN THEY DOWN LIKE BITCH SORRY YOUR EGO GOT BRUISED BC U CANT HANG U PIECE OF ABSOLUTE SHIT
(I was distracted but FUCKING STILLLLLLLL)
IT PISSES ME OFF LIKE OH NO I DOWN LETS RUIN THE GAME FOR EVERYONE ELSE
ITS ONLY ROUND 14 YOU WHORE
YOU WASTE OF SKIN ATTACHED TO A PENIS
YOU WHALE THE OCEAN IS THAT WAY
FUCKING MORON WITH THE IQ IN THE NEGATIVES
IM GOING TO FUCKING CRUSH YOUR SKULL IN YOU IMPROPER FRACTION LOOKING AHH HOE STUPID ASS BITCH WHEN I FUCKING CATCH U
I LITERALLY WAS DOING SO GOOD MOST KILLS MOST HEADSHOTS MOST POINTS (I downed 2 times bc I was doing smth on my phone but that dont count)
IM THE CODZ KING HOW DARE U RUIN MY EXPERIENCE
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A gift? For me? He shouldn’t have 🎂🎁
All jokes aside Mason looks dead inside here 😭
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“I’m a very private person. It won’t do you any good to have an ask blog about me, but I suppose I’ll relent..”
Syn here — any solid guesses as to who the next blog will revolve around?
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I WAS PLAYING A BO1 GAME WITH 4 PPL ORIGINALLY then one left right at the beginning of the game and the other left he downed for like the 5th time
So it was me and this other guy this whole time we lasted like 20 smth rounds
I downed bc my stupid ass got stuck in between a stinky crawler and a crowd of zombies and then he downed
Game over :[ I needed to shower anyway I stunk
Then he sends a message:
"Good game ur awesome"
WHY DID THAT MAKE ME SMILE SO BAD LIKE STOP IT IM SO USED TO PEOPLE BEING MEAN TO ME THE MOMENT I GET A COMPLIMENT I START GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET
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HAHA
I SURVIVED UNTIL ROUND 28 ALL BY SELF! BROKE MY OWN RECORD OF LIKE, 12 💪💪💪
even though I died because I was holding my shield and it broke and i was stuck in the mud... I HAD STAMIN UP AND EVERYTHING WIDBEUDBEI
IN YOUR FACE ROBERT @mrzombie07
BEAT THAT AND WELL SEE WHOS THE BETTER CODZ PLAYER
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Fic Exchange Friday
Over the past week, you’ve sent us your highlights of fics to show off, and looked forward to reading and reviewing new fics buried deep in the pile of the Cal of Duty fanfic archives. And we have made it our mission to collect and compile them all for your convenience. Now—the moment you have all been waiting for!
Drumroll… 🥁 🪘
The Big Fic Exchange Friday!
available to you by OnlyCODCanJudgeMe
Thank you to everyone who participated in this experimental event! We hope you'll find some new fics to fall in love with, and we’d love to hear if you’re interested in seeing this event again in the future!
Without further ado: please enjoy our masterlist of fanfics galore!
@alidravana
Wednesday Pick Me Up — When the Green Team takes over running the coffee canteen at the Santa Monica base, a particular blonde barista catches Keegan’s eye…and maybe his heart.
We Break So Beautiful — An exploration of the importance of touch in Mitchell's and Gideon's continuously evolving relationship.
Partners in Crime — AKA 3+1 times Logan was completely oblivious, and the one time even he couldn’t miss the signs in front of him.
Waiting on that Morning Sun — While Keegan lays wide awake at night, Logan wrapped around him like a cuddly octopus, he reflects on the changes in his life since Logan Walker appeared in it.
The Sky Burns Red — Against all odds, Roach and Ghost make it out of the pit.
@mikk1n
The Plagued Capital — After his death in Prague, Soap MacTavish wakes up in a city both alien and familiar. He stumbles across a pub and a conspiracy.
Watered Elixir — Plague breaks out on a ship bound for Karnaca. As luck would have it, Makarov falls ill.
@samatedeansbroccoli
Scale of Fear — Verdansk saw a dragon, but Woods only saw a man in pain. Dragon!Adler x Woods.
Shabbat Meal — Having taken up a job as a Death Row cook, Lazar talks to Sims about the past.
Tili Tili Bom — After Solovetsky, Belikov ensures Bell gets the best care away from prying CIA eyes. Belikov/Bell if you squint.
Together — When the odds are stacked against him, Édouard Conteau finds an unlikely ally to help him out. Ghost/Templar if you squint.
@samithemunchkin
I had a thousand bad times, so what’s another time to me? — Mitchell knew, deep down, that in his situation none of that mattered. He was about as unfit for duty as a toddler. Or, the beginning of fics following Mitchell and Gideon's life after the fall of Atlas
@satan-incarnate-666
Fall Into the Sky — A set of angsty Modern Warfare Two oneshots!!
i can't believe how far we have come — A feel-good 141-shot (get it? im hilarious really) with lots of found family fun!!
I'm Almost Me Again, She's Almost You — Mason/Woods post-Black Ops One angst ft. baby David and Mrs. Mason!!
Hold On, My Dear, I'm Coming Home — Post-canon hurt/comfort for the Modern Warfare 2019 ensemble!!
Heaven And Hell Were Words To Me — MW2 But They're A Bunch Of Immortals au!! Features Ghost/Roach/Soap; Currently on hiatus but I'm writing for it again!!
@tokillamockingbird427
Placeholder — A "What if..?" scenario set in the COD: Ghosts universe where Rorke, the antagonist of the cannon uni, and Elias, the protagonist's father, are swapped. Results in many interesting and tear jerking hijinks. (The "What if..?" being: "What if Elias was the one to fall instead of Rorke?").
@weavergrigori
Operation Greenlight, Redlight — Takes place after the duga ending, in a timeline where things can somehow get far worse than just nukes in europe. It's heavily zombies focused but has a strong link to the bo1 and bocw campaign !
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