#blojob
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elizabeth holmes themed blojob. therenos themed blowjob where it just doesnt woek
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awek university or politeknik .. body diorang semua padu² semua .. kalau lalu sebelah bila diorang habis .. kelas memang kuat bau diorang .. campur bau peluh , bau ketiak dye campur .. bau perfume dye lagi .. buat orang ghairah je .. 💦💦👅
kalau dapat dekat aq nie awek university or politeknik .. kalau ada peluang tu .. bawak dye ke tempat yang sunyi or sepi .. kalau dye okey .. dapat .. blojob pon dah puas 💦💦👅
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New James Bond villains are going to be more classic. The next movie will feature a villain that is a combination of Blofeld and Oddjob. I for one am very much looking forward to a Blojob movie
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Funny thing in our dreams is that for the past few months we have a rollator in them. I think it started on october 8 as that's when we mentioned it in our journal.
Sometimes it's just there sometimes we use it, sometimes it's in nightmares and uh.
It was on wet dreams twice??
One from yesterday was just there in the background but the first I was getting a blojob sitting in my rollator? And I was handcuffed to it??
Like okay universe I get it I need to get an rollator for transgender sex you were pretty clear
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The dirtiest thing you can write for Antonio😂
anon, i am going to warn you, my mind went straight to the gutter. this was too much creative freedom LOL. now this was short, but i think it's quite dirty and should suffice. honestly, my mind was just racing so much i couldn't think straight!!
content warning: smut, degredation, orgasm denial, allusions to face-fucking(m-receiving)
“Please, oh God,” you whimper as he turns up the wand vibrator another setting.
Antonio lets out a soft chuckle as he looks down at you, admiring the way you’re spread in a starfish position. He's had you bound like this since the beginning of the night; you were being punished for talking back today at work. It was practically torture, the way he'd bring you right up to your peak before snatching it away from you with ease.
“What’s that?”
“Please, please! Tonio, it’s so good, oh God!”
“Look at that,” he croons as he walks around to stand on your right side, looking down at you. “Does my slut want to cum?”
“Yes, yes, yes!” You cry, hips bucking against the toy. But just as you’re about to tumble over the edge, he cruelly pulls the toy away. Your hips chase the toy, but he looks down at you with an almost sadistic smirk. “Fuck! Tonio, please!”
“You really think I was going to let you cum? Really? Come on, sweet girl, you’re not that dumb. Use that pretty head.”
You pout as he turns off the wand and rests it on the nightstand. He turns his attention back to you, how you’re all spread out, and he decides to have mercy.
He unties you, and once your limbs are freed and you shake out any stiffness, you practically scamper off the bed and onto your knees. Antonio lets out a cruel laugh as your hands paw at his jeans, quickly undoing them and taking out his cock. He's hard as a rock, and you want nothing more than to wrap your lips around him and suck him dry. But you can't. You know better than to start giving him a blojob without permission.
He grabs your chin, and he slips his thumb into your mouth. Obediently, you suck on it, your eyes looking up at Antonio as if to beg for the privilege to have his cock. He gives you a small smile and shakes his head.
"Oh, darling, you're in for hell tonight. And after tonight? Good luck asking me for an orgasm. You're not cumming for a week, minimum. Now, open wide, I've been meaning to fuck this pretty face. I hope you don't mind a little deepthroating."
No, no, I'll never mind, Antonio, you internally say. And how could you, especially when you see how much it turns him on to do it? Not to mention the flood that always happens in your panties when the filthiest words are spewing from his mouth.
You open your mouth, nice and wide, just as he asks, and he slides in effortlessly.
"Good girl. Finally, you listen. Now, let me use this pretty mouth and maybe, just maybe, I'll be nice and fuck you.”
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Publicly scrolling thru 16 reblogs of ray toro beer bong blojob gifs is not making me appear more normal to the other passengers on this train
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awek bantut
=part 1=
sapa yg pernah mmbesar zaman chatting mirc atau yg lebih update sikit zaman ym yahoo messenger mungkin paham apa tu blind date.
aku takde la merancang apa2 blind date tapi yg jahatnya kawan aku tu.
lepas berminggu2 dia dok chatting dgn sorang awek tak dikenali dlm ym akhirnya mereka berjanji utk blind date.
pada hari blind date tu, kawan aku tu tiba2 call mintak tolong pickup "kwn dia" tu kat komuter.
aku yg waktu tu tgh lepak2 kat rumah tgk citer nustan pun alang2 tak bz, tolong la pegi pickup.
member aku tu saja buat alasan konon terpaksa balik kg ada hal urgent katanya.
sebaik je sampai kat komuter baru aku tau nape dia buat alasan.
rupa2nya dia lari bila dpt tau awek yg dia nak blind date tu bantut.
bantut ni maksudnya org dewasa tapi fizikal kecik pendek mcm budak2.
adoii… dia yg set blind date, bila nak reject dia pass kat aku pulak. siyott!
dari jauh aku perati awek tu terpinga2 terkebil2 sorang2 kat tren tu jatuh kesian la pulak. so, aku gi arr layankan belanja dia minum, sembang2 sikit sblm hantar balik.
awek tu marah betul kat member aku. dah la dia terpaksa menapak jauh2 pastu terpaksa menunggu kat tren berjam2. mcm kena scam hampir nak menangis katanya.
tak guna punya kawan scam awek yg sanggup dtg jauh2 gitu. moral of the story, jujur la dlm hubungan.
mungkin blind date tu takkan berlaku kalu masing2 jujur.
sorry guys kalu citer aku tak menarik.
saja je tetiba terlintas nak bercerita kenangan2 dulu.
=part 2=
sambungan….
tengok jam dah kol 10. tren mmg tak gerak dah. so, aku bawak dia minum kat mamak pastu aku explen kat dia yg aku bukan kwn yg dia chat.
awek tu tau kwn aku tu dah msg explen katanya last minit terpaksa cancel sbb ada hal lain.
aku tanya, "so… mcm mn ko nak balik??"
dia mcm nak nangis tapi tersengih2 jwb, "ntah arr… taktau. tunggu je kat sini sampai tren bukak kot? huhu…"
so, terpaksa la aku angkut dia bawak balik. sampai rumah sib baik hosmet aku dah tido so, aku seludup pelan2 terus ke bilik aku la.
"sori la bilik kecik sempit, ada tilam bujang je, takpe kan tido sebelah aku. esok aku hantar kat tren" aku buat2 muka selamba je pastu terus baring buat2 nak tido dah.
dia pun jwb "awak, sy bukak tudung ye. sy rimas tak biasa tido pakai tudung ni".
haihh… walaupun awek tu bantut tapi comey. bau pun wangi. mmg stim la konek aku.
masa kami baring tu tetiba dia tanya "awk, kenapa tu??"
berdebar jugak aku tanya, kenapa apa?
taksangka dlm gelap gelita tu dia terus sambar konek aku
"yg keras ni kenapa ye? awak kalu nak apa2 ckp la, sy tak kisah. sy ok je".
alang2 dia pun mcm dah paham, aku terus suruh dia bogel.
aku ni budak kampung bukan kaki main pompan pun so, dpt bogel dgn awek mmg dah syok abis rasanya.
sepanjang mlm aku peluk gomol2 awek tu. aku ramas2 isap tetek dia. tapi waktu tu aku bukan pandai main pun so, aku terus nak tikam pepek dia dgn konek aku ni.
malangnya pepek dia belum basah pun. puas aku tujah2 tapi konek aku takdpt masuk. normal la kalu tak foreplay dulu pepek kering mana bleh masuk. haha.
gagal aku mlm tu.
dia pun bisik kat aku
"haha, padan muka takbleh masuk. sbnrnya sy dah minum kacip fatimah siang tadi sbb tu ketat sgt.
tapi takpa, sy blojob konek awak nak?"
pehh!! dia punya blojob, 2-3 kali aku pancut tembak muka dia. sedap gilerr.
lepas puas memancut2 badan aku pun letih, terus lelap. puas tido.
bangun pagi tu bilik dah terang.
aku perati je awek tu tido bogel.
dlm hati aku syoknya layan perati awek tido bogel depan mata. dah la kecik comel je orgnya.
tengok tetek kecik, puting pun kecik mcm pemadam belakang pensel.
bontot dia bulat, licin je aku usap2 bontot dia dgn tgn aku.
pastu aku toleh bawah skit, aku kuak bawah bontot tu tengok lubang pepek. aduhh… cantiknya. bersih takde bulu. lubang dlm pepek dia pink, stim aku tgk.
elok je aku cuit pepek tu dgn jari aku, dia pun bangun.
kami sambung berpeluk gomol2 lagi, dia blojob aku beberapa kali lagi.
sambil blojob tu dia main pepek dia. gosok2, lancap sampai basah lenjun.
pastu dia kata "sian awak mlm td takdpt masuk, awak nak cuba lagi tak??"
dia pun baring, angkat dan kangkang dua2 kaki sambil kuakkan lubang pepek dia.
"ha, cuba awak masuk"
lubang dah ready mmg aku tikam je la.
pehh!! masukkan konek dlm lubang yg tgh basah lenjun mmg sedap gilerr.
jejak ke tgh hari aku dgn dia.
takpasal2 ponteng keje aku haritu.
lepas lunch, aku hantar dia balik kat tren.
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While we are on the topic on sex ed: against the popular belief ("popular" as in "I see it in docs all the time"), saliva is one of the shittiest lubes possible. It doesn't give enough slide and dries fast. /🐍 (who has no idea why they had to chip in, but they had)
That's a good point actually. I mean, it's good to make a blojob easier but for actual penetration please use something additionally. Same as water really isn't a substitute because it doesn't make the slide easier at all.
Any chip ins welcome, I'll just be awkward about it😄
#answered#yeah I read that in fanfictions often#but I don't mind it there#it actually makes it sexier for me at time xD#because I have that thing were a lot of stuff feels really yucky to my skin and unfortunately lube's the same#so reading someone touching it or having fun with it gives me body shudders#snake
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Ok for real, am I crazy??? I swear there's a Tomahawk show in France where Mike is like "if you wanna give me a blojob, just line up single file right here" and i think also might be the same show where he chants "U S A, U S A"??? In my notes it's Belfort 2003, but it's not there???? Wtf, where is it??
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