Zero: Listen carefully to your orders for our next mission. Kallen, as my ace pilot, you will lead a squadron against Cornelia's forces.
Kallen: Understood, Zero.
Zero: Diethard, you will be monitoring conditions from base and reporting to Ohgi.
Diethard: Yes, Zero. Of course.
Zero: Ohgi, you will be coordinating our reserve units based on Diethard's intel.
Ohgi: Sure, Zero.
Zero: Tohdoh, you will be commanding the main forces.
Tohdoh: That's fine, Zero, but that's normally your role. What will you be doing?
Zero: I'll be seducing Kururugi Suzaku to our side.
Tamaki: Wait, you mean like-- *makes obscene gestures*
Ohgi: Ugh, Tamaki, such a one-track mind. 'Seduce' in this context means--
Zero: No, no, it's exactly as Tamaki's suggesting.
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Ohgi: I propose we start off our first official SAZ Meeting with an ice-breaker to ease tensions.
Euphy: Okay, I'm sold.
Ohgi: We'll take turns sharing favorable observations about a person. Everybody here will eventually get a turn, especially as we get to know each other better.
Darlton: I see the sense in this exercise, but I don't like the implications.
Ohgi: It is necessary for our two sides to come together. For now, everyone say something nice about Zero.
Zero: *sits up straighter, awaiting praise*
Darlton: Let's get this over with. Ugh. Zero, you are obviously brilliant.
Diethard: Zero, you know how to steal a spotlight and capture your audience.
Ohgi: Zero, you know how to motivate people from all backgrounds to work together.
Tohdoh: Zero, you impressively keep your head on the battlefield.
Euphy: Zero, even if you try to hide it, you have a kind heart with wonderful values focused on freedom, equality, and justice for all people. I'll also throw in an extra, that you would absolutely make an amazing brother because of your core character.
Darlton: *seething at Euphy's overflowing positivity towards Zero*
Black Knights: ...Okay. That's a little weird, but okay.
Rakshata: Moving on. Zero, you treat my children with respect.
Cecile: I don't really know you, Zero, but you saved my young friend Suzaku in his hour of need. I appreciate how you risked yourself for Suzaku's sake. You bravely put yourself on the line.
Lloyd: I don't know you either. But Zero, you certainly have made things interesting~!
Kirihara: Zero, you have integrity. You have consistently kept your word to make things better for the Japanese people.
Kallen: Zero, I can't choose just one thing. Everything about you is perfect.
Zero: I am indeed fantastic in all these ways. Kururugi, you've been suspiciously silent. Everyone else has acknowledged how magnificent I am. Take your turn.
Suzaku: Zero, you're a passionate kisser.
Everyone: ...?!?!?!?!
Suzaku: *going off on a dreamy monologue* And you're so cute when you get all blush-y and embarrassed when we almost get caught in our moments. Your gorgeous violet eyes are so spirited; I could stare into them all day. You are such a gentle and passionate guy overall, everything I've ever wanted in a partner. Not to mention you uphold the 'friend' in 'boyfriend.' Really, I've never had a friend like you. You're the best. And you are such a creative problem-solver. It's inspiring how you use your voice for the weak. And also speaking about your voice...it's so deep and attractive, but you have a really impressive range when I can make you scream all high-pitched--
Ohgi and Darlton: THAT'S ENOUGH
Everyone: Seriously, what the hell? *commotion of overreaction*
Suzaku: ...Was it something I said?
Zero: *bangs masked head on conference table*
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By Wakka. Have some Black Knight Rolo as we used to know him. The text next to him says “Rolo's 16. That is why.“, which is probably meant to explain the shorts.
The hamsters are probably a reference to these fellows. (Text: Luluhama and Rolohama and Lulu and Rolo.)
As far as the other Black Knights are concerned: shorts are really not for everyone. The text above their heads says something like “Selfishness is just like youth.“, which is a line from a song from 1982 called Zig Zag Seventeen by a Japanese boy band named Shibugakitai. Maybe that explains their weird hand gestures.
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Spoilers for Code Geass season 2
You know, if the Black Knights had just restrained Lelouch and let him explain everything that went down, maybe things would've worked out better. Like,
"What did you do to Euphemia?!"
"I accidentally used my Geass; It's getting harder to control. check with CC if you don't trust me"
Or
"Why did you leave us?!"
"I had to save my sister. And then my father used his Geass to erase and rewrite memories. Satisfied?"
Like I get that it's easier said than done for them to trust Lelouch, but come on! They barely let him finish a sentence!
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