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Ciel: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Sebastian: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Y/N: Smad.
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(Y/n): Sebastian and I don’t use pet names.
Ciel : I see. Hey, what do bees make?
(Y/n): Honey?
Sebastian : Yes, dear?
(Y/n):
Ciel : Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Ciel: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”?
Grell: …
Grell: …Should I not have?
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Undertaker: here's our bed my dear *opens coffin*
Y/n: you can't expect me to sleep in there.
Undertaker: i'll let you be on top
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Another incorrect quote but it’s black butler and from daz..
You and grell for Halloween of course tried to go to a haunted house which you both checked if it was actually.. haunted…
You, opening the door as it makes a big ass creak.
Grell : you know what.. ima stay out here:D
You : piss off, you’re coming in with me.>:(
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Sebastian: "No, you can't have ice-cream before dinner."
Ciel: :(
Sebastian: "I'M KIDDING, DON'T CRY- DON'T CRY- DON'T CRY-
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Ciel: When business men schedule a meeting with me so that they may attempt to betray me, you’ve always remained by my side.
Sebastian: Yes, my lord.
Ciel: And when gunmen invade the manor to kidnap me, where have you been? By my side.
Sebastian: That is correct.
Ciel: And when I awake from a nightmare, where have you always been? Tell me.
Sebastian: By your side, my lord.
Ciel: That’s right. Sebastian...
Sebastian: (grins)
Ciel: You’re a fucking jinx.
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Sebastian: You have to apologize to alois
ciel: Fine.
ciel: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Alois about Ciel: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!
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Grell: I'm a proper lady!
Sebastian: *breathes*
Grell, already throwing her clothes off: you know what, nevermind!
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As an avid Claudebastian shipper I can say with full confidence that the ship essentially is just:
Sebastian: I am always alert and diligent for my young master, for I am simply one hell of a-
Claude: Welcome to the Trancy manor, I am Claude Faustus, the butler of this estate.
Sebastian: :O
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(Y/n): I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Sebastian : I get up at 4:30 AM
(Y/n):
(Y/n): I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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Incorrect Black Butler Quotes Based Off Of An Online Generator
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Got sorta bored so…
There was just some musicians playing on the street as it was a way to earn extra money but ciel and Sebastian walked back as you were following them due to ciel’s orders of course.
Ciel being annoyed with the music: sigh this music makes me wanna kill myself.
Sebastian: My- lor- ends up laughing
Y/n being shocked: see this.. there is no better guard dogs on this world than Ciel:D.
PLEASE SOMEONE GET THIS😭😭 its from a daz video really, maybe i should do more incorrect quotes‼️ (the video)
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It's actually insane to me how many people ship Sebastian and Ciel in a non platonic way. Like I get that they're not real, but doesn't the idea of a child getting romantically involved with an adult make you uncomfortable.
Even some scenes in the anime made me uncomfortable but I could look past that because I just said it was because they want Ciel's soul, but in fanfiction they litteraly lust after the kid. 😭
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(Mey-Rin and Bard are sitting at the kitchen table; Sebastian enters)
Sebastian: What’s that book you’re reading, Bard?
Baldroy: ‘The ABC of Sex’.
Sebastian: Well, surely could keep stuff like this for when you’re on your break.
Baldroy: Aye, I know, right? The A, B, and C. Three whole positions. The more ya know, huh?
Sebastian: (sighs)
Mey-Rin: Finny’s starting to ask about sex, yes he is. Me and Bard just wanna be prepared.
Grelle: (entering) What are we talking about?
Sebastian: (turns back to preparing the food, behind them) Bard’s reading pornography.
Grelle: Ooh, let’s see, then!
Baldroy: Am not!
Sebastian: Are too.
Baldroy: Am not!
Mey-Rin: Stop it! We’re learning about sex so that we can tell Finny what’s what, yes we are.
Grelle: Oh, don’t worry about THAT. I can tell him all he needs to know.
Baldroy: Ah, thanks, Miss Grelle. We really appreciate it, don’t we, Mey?
Sebastian: I don’t understand why the two of you require a book to discuss such things - back in my day, we didn’t have a book. Well, apart from the Karma Sutra, maybe.
Grelle: Me neither.
Baldroy: Well, it’s all changed since your two’s day, I’ll tell ya that for nothin’. Why, I remember when me ’n’ my missus back in America-
Grelle: Yes, yes. Long lost families, and all that dribble. But, surely, nothing’s changed THAT much.
Sebastian: I can assure you, some of the men of today will still take you out and expect you to perform fellatio. No man worth his salt, mind you, but-
Grelle: ...Fellatio? Really, me? Sing opera?
(...)
Grelle: He’d have better chance at asking for a blowjob.
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