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pinetreeshack · 1 year
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ONE SHOT IS FINISHED. I repeat, ONE SHOT IS FINISHED.
Took me a little longer than expect, but it has ARRIVED. First ever ship-fic, and first ever time I’ve written for someone else. So cool.
I hope you like it! If you have any thoughts or criticisms lemme know. I’m not the creator of this au so there might be things you think would happen different. Enjoy
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43180092 (If it doesn’t work, just search up backhanded burns on ao3.)
that was PHEMONENAL!! im going to say a lot of words here so, skim at ur descretion
you really captured what i had in my head - i really enjoyed the parts where the shock of fiddleford being ejected and the weight of the situation had finally set in - and he got onto ford (who is severely concussed, mind you) about why the hell he was messing with the portal in the first place. you definitely filled in some gaps that i had been missing, and i really REALLY liked the pacing!
i also really liked how you wrote fiddlefords panic , especially after the ejection. it was like i could see his thought process on what was going on.
my favorite snippet has to be: "The dust finally seemed to have fallen. There was no way around it- how would he do it? At the moment, Fiddleford could only think of one option. The more logical option, in most people’s opinions. But it was so drastic… he’d think of something in the morning."
i really love how hes alluding to fords eventual let-go from the company. its not too dramatic, but it does set up to let you know that ford will eventually suffer the consequences of his actions! the way you left the reasoning for why ford turned on the portal ambiguous as well was really smart (part in reason that i myself havent explained why he done did it lmao)
over all, 100/10. definitely worth the read. and thank you again for bringing my silly idea to life!
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andorerso · 10 months
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I know nothing about the law but Rebelcaptain rival divorce lawyers au where one of them represents one of the spouses and the other represents the other spouse and they're both actively trying to sabotage each other to get the best deal for their respective client while also having passionate hate sex on the side because they may hate each other but they're also really attracted to each other
(bonus points if the couple is Han and Leia, Cassian represents Leia, Jyn represents Han, and they don't end up divorcing in the end)
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sluttyjonahmagnus · 6 months
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*ignoring the 3 aus I need to finish writing for*
god what about an au where Jonah saved Barnabas and didn't get that sweet sweet Lukas funding. so the Magnus Institute crumbled pretty fast and now there's just an Eye Cult out there instead.
And instead The People's Church of the Divine Host became more Official.
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nayladoodles · 1 year
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Dark Cream Week LV 4: Sweet Lie/Bitter Truth
Sweet Lie:
Shattered was wary of Jax so, Jax did what all narcissists do and love bombed him. Jax also uses magic as seen by the bright magenta outline of his pupil. Mild hypnosis triggered by said love bombing. Jax also used clothing to make himself look better hence the palette Shattered is wearing. To him Jax said it looks great so he believed it. It looks bland I know
(Love Bombing is the act of showing a lot of affection after an argument/ stone walling. This is a gaslighting tactic to keep the victim happy so they don’t leave due to a lack of love/affection from their abuser.)
Bitter Truth:
OG Cross deals with Gaster trying to guilt/gaslight him into coming back to being a puppet using his brother who Cross loved a lot throughout all of the overwrites. It hurt the most to see him die when he nuked X-Tale with x-chara in my AU. Regardless of emotional response Cross knows that his brother is gone and all that remains is Gaster’s pawn. 
Xtale by jakei
Dark Cream week by @zu-is-here
Jax is handsome and I hate it 
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noodleblade · 8 months
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The brain rot is real 😭 scenario where their enemies but not really:
(Both of them hiding behind a boulder to avoid the crossfire)
KO: My,my fancy meeting you here
BD: Heh, could say the same, come here often? Think I’d remember a fine frame like yours
KO: Chatting up the enemy? What a charmer
BD: You know me, always aim to impress, seriously though, what are you cons doing here?
KO: Trade secret, wanna go first?
BD: Neh, Nice try.
KO: I miss how I could get you to tell me everything. By the by, if your not to busy, I’m having a race tomorrow night
BD: Wait, your still raising? Ha! What does Starscream think about that?
KO: What screamer doesn’t know won’t hurt him, so, what do you say. Not that I couldn’t win without you there, but you know how much I love to have an audience.
BD: Wouldn’t miss it, that is, If we make it about of here alive.
KO: Oh, you better. I don’t care if that Ratchet know it all took care of a prime or 13, I’m your physician and I don’t like the idea of any other doctor messing up my handy work.
BD: HAhaha! Know, that be much easier if you were I’m the winning side
KO: already am, when are you gonna get the wake-up call? (Distant explosion) Speaking of, I better get back to them, and since last time I let you leave a scratch on me (gets into position)
BD: Uh oh
KO: It’s my turn (kicks him away from the boulder and transforms to run him over in vehicle mode before making a run for it)
BD: (standing up and yelling after him) You enjoyed that a little TOO much!
KO: (hunks obnoxiously)
AHHHH YESYESYESYES EXACTLY THIS!!!! THANK YOU FOR SHARING IN THE BRAINROT!!! It’s cheeky! It’s bantery! WE LOVE TO SEE IT! Flirting over enemy lines and know each other so well 💖💖💖
Knock Out would very much invite Breakdown to his races and try showing off if he sees him in the crowd. Show him what he’s missing and all that. When he wins his race, he’d ask for his congratulations or prize?
Knock Out: what am I going to do with a wad of paper? You should give me something worth while;)
Also love Knock Out being incredibly possessive over being Breakdown’s doctor. I know I have that written down in a few of my wips. He puts so much work in repairing that frame over the years he doesn’t need Ratchet’s blurry optics and shaky servos messing it up 😤
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moshieee · 2 months
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Ello!
So I have a question about you au, do the sun and moon not allow others to be friends or have relationships with the other teams or is it just kinda difficult because they are on different teams?
It's more like the moon and sun treat the teams as bragging rights on who does better on the quests
And will reward their members when they win as an insensitive
So it's competitive for some for others it's just their job now
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kingcunny · 5 months
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This is such a fun idea to play with. AU where Rhaenys married Viserys and Corlys married Aemma, but Rhaenys cheats on Viserys with Corlys. As a result, some of Rhaeny’s kids are actually Corlys’s but Viserys treats them all like his own. When Corlys fails to have any living children with Aemma (miscarriages, stillbirths) he wants to legitimize his bastards with Rhaenys as Velaryons but Viserys doesn’t want to let him. Meanwhile Daemon decides to push his case as the only legitimate heir and marries Rhaenyra (who is Viserys’s legitimate daughter with Rhaenys) against her parents’ wishes. Daemon makes an alliance with Corlys by promising him he can legitimize those of Rhaeny’s kids he believes are his in exchange for backing him. Meanwhile Rhaenys gathers support for her oldest son (who she of course named Aegon) who is actually Corlys’s kid but has been raised believing he is Viserys’s. Most of Westeros would rather have the more even-tempered Aegon for king than the Lord of Flea Bottom and Maegor with Tits. Their marriage is also seen as illegitimate by the Faith (Rhea managed to avoid the divorce rock) so the more religious lords back Rhaenys. A dance of the dragons ensues.
Viserys explaining his reasoning to Corlys: “I had a silver mare once that mated with a silver stallion. Guess what color the foal came out… palomino.” XD
rhaenysviserys failmarriage is sooo fun <3
putting aemma and corlys together is interesting i hadnt thought of doing that before…but it works
i think viserys would know that some of his kids arent ‘his’ but refuses to fully admit it to even himself. first of all because he would defend rhaenys before he defends himself and second because rhaenys has him broken so well he mostly just does what she tells him, if she says these kids are his then theyre his. secret third reason: he still likes to pretend she loves him back
rhaenys has been having the affair with corlys because hes the one she really wanted to marry, but if she wanted to keep her claim to the throne she needed to marry viserys. corlys was supposed to be her comfort in her pseudo-forced marriage and now hes betrayed her. trying to steal her throne and her children.
daemon feeling rejected and abandoned by viserys ‘choosing’ rhaenys over him, hearing about corlys claiming some of rhaenys kids as his own, decides to help spread a rumor that ALL of rhaenys kids are bastards. conveniently making him viserys only legitimate heir again.
the dance always wins ☝️
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yuridovewing · 8 months
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Keep thinking about the Darktail twist and man I still think that Onestar was such a random choice for “has an illegitimate kid”. when imo Blackstar makes wayyyyy more sense. Like, consider, Blackfoot has a fling with Smoke when he’s still in exile during TPB. Smoke is wayyy more dedicated to him than he is to her, he actually looks down on her for being a kittypet.
By the time she’s pregnant though, he’s rejoined ShadowClan under Tigerstar. And oh man. Xenophobia is rife and alive and outspoken. And when Smoke tells Blackfoot about their kits, there’s no room for weakness. He lashes out at Smoke, maybe even outright attacks her (remember this guy killed Stonefur) and threatens her, telling her to either get off of his land forever or he’ll take care of their kits himself.
She’s either pregnant at that point or she’s had Darkkit and was trying to introduce them. Maybe the latter cause Smoke would not be coming back to ask ShadowClan to take him. Plus it’d be a formative memory to Darkkit that sticks with him for the rest of his life. Instead, she runs back home, Darkkit in tow. Warning him as he grew up to never go into the forest, lest his father find him and get rid of him.
Smoke lives out the rest of her days paranoid and distressed, Blackfoot knows where she lives. It gets worse when she hears that he’s become leader and could potentially send cats after her. Darktail grows up, angry and bitter that his mother was traumatized so. And he vows revenge. He trains himself, learns from the remnants of BloodClan how the clan cats fight. When Smoke dies, he leaves their twolegs to follow the clans, long gone at that point.
Revenge has consumed him, dedicating his life to unleashing his wrath onto Blackstar and his followers. He fantasized about how he would gut Blackstar and rip out each of his nine lives, dangle his dirty little secret over his clan and threatening their oh-so-fragile pride. He was going to make sure he would be considered Blackstar's worst mistake- that would be his end.
He sets up the Kin among some of the cats he trained with, some being former BloodClan cats. At first, it's formed in honor. He wanted to live with his friends was all, and this way they'd all be fed and healthy. But it slowly took a dark turn as Darktail still prioritized revenge above all else. He quickly grew manipulative, and while he still valued his cats, he began to view them more as pawns in a game of chess. A game he was always playing against Blackstar- even if Blackstar didn't know it. He took in vulnerable cats, promising them power and prestige, when he really was only concerned with how they could benefit his schemes. It takes him so long to get to a place where he can release an onslaught on his father’s clan.
… But when he arrives, Blackstar is dead. He drowned a year before Darktail arrived. He was buried, ShadowClan moved on, that was that. Darktail felt numb. It was all for nothing. Revenge on Blackstar, the thing that had driven him for so long, was gone. There was nothing left... except for the clan that Blackstar had built.
And it seemed plenty of the young, slighted, and immature apprentices were struggling at the change in power as well.
That was fine. He'd come this far. If he couldn't have Blackstar's skull, the rest of his clan would have to do. And as he witnessed the other clans' pride, he figured they could go as well. To hell with them all. He was gonna terrorize the clans just as they had terrorized his mother so, and he was going to relish every second.
So TLDR: Blackstar's crimes, and Brokenstar and Tigerstar's reign, still haunt ShadowClan to this day in the form of Darktail. Something about how when you die, some of your sins will be passed on to your loved ones who will be forced to deal with it in your stead. Darktail, try as he might, will never be satisfied with his revenge. He is now aimless, lashing out at everyone in sight because he missed his chance to kill the one he hated most.
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thyandrawrites · 1 year
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If dabi and hawks each had their own youtube channel which one of them do you think would be canceled first?
You know what? They would accidentally cancel themselves as an unplanned side effect of their attempt to deplatform the other. Backfiring galore. And they also absolutely blame each other for their poor social media managing skills
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yakool-foolio · 7 months
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It's funny. I love answering questions pertained to my Death Knight Yakou AU, and I've still got plenty to answer (y'all really came at me swingin' today, I'll get to all the asks in due time). But, despite all these in-depth questions making me consider things I hadn't delved into before, no one's asked the most important question yet.
How did Yakou obtain the Book Of Death?
Realizing I didn't have an answer felt like I got hit by--got struck by--a truck (OW!). The root behind this entire AU's existence was a mystery to me! I spent a good half an hour spinning in my spinny chair as I contemplated different ways he could've gotten the book from the WDO, but they all led to dead ends. What if Yakou, being the rascal he is, stole the book from the vault while he was a trainee? Nope, can't get past Number One's defenses that easily. What if Vivia stole the book using his Forte to his advantage in order to give it to Yakou? They hadn't met beforehand, it wouldn't make sense. What if Yakou is just good friends with Number One and managed to persuade them to give the book away? Number One's identity should rightfully remain a secret, especially since this AU isn't about them, so no past relations.
All that time, I chased after a stream of thought in a circle. I got nowhere. However, this is an AU, I have the power to change the location of the book while still keeping it in a place that makes sense for it to be. So, I propose a solution... a dreadful, awful solution:
What if the Book Of Death wasn't in possession of the WDO, but instead kept by Amaterasu Corporation? With that train of thought chugging along, I reached the station. Alongside the letter detailing his wife's murder, Yakou was also gifted the Book Of Death by Yomi anonymously. Yomi surmised that when Yakou signed that pact out of desperation, he'd kill or be killed. With a death god in your control, what else is there to do? That way, it'd make it so much easier for Yakou to murder Huesca or become a target himself. Yomi would knock two birds out without even picking up the stone.
So, Yakou, I wonder how it feels to solve the mystery of your wife's death and reap the soul of Huesca, only to find out that you played right into the palm of your archnemesis' hand. If that isn't one of the hardest pills to swallow I dunno what is, and that's only pertaining to the events of chapter 4! Lest we forget EVERYTHING ELSE! *grandly gestures to the flesh-eating zombies*
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ispridestillasin · 2 years
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god Adrian and Darius are so petty to each other in my au it's glorious
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rarepears · 1 year
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"What's the silliest way to make these fandom so collide?" Oh wait I got it - that eldritch 12th peak lord ran away to earth to become a cultivator because they were dating Obi Wan and got really upset when they broke up... And they broke up because Obi Wan kissed Jinwoo while undercover.... In Westeros
And in the background, Liu Qingge is trying to find Shen Jiu's real biological parents, Luo Binghe is swanning around in the Endless Abyss after retrieving Xin Mo the sword that was once known as the Dark Saber (and was also once Shen Jiu's ex-boyfriend), the Jedi Order is trying to figure out whether Jinwoo is the physical manifestation of the Force while Jinwoo is delivering presents to all of Obi Wan's children yellow minion troopers like he's Santa Claus (except the new couple discovers all the clone have been stolen by Hibari).
Gaara is taking over Tatooine, Orochimaru has taken over Sheev's body, a new Sith (named Wei Wuxian) has been spotted by the legendary Jedi Groot, and Yue Qingyuan still remains locked up in a little black house by Shen Jiu.
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tenderjock · 1 year
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Obi-Wan’s on his third revnog when the imperial vice marshal’s boots come to a crisp halt in front of his chair. He looks up. The rest of the imperial vice marshal is attached to the boots, unsurprisingly. Obi-Wan is, nevertheless, rather surprised.
“Hello, there,” he says. He’s waiting for Tala. The two of them usually have a few drinks every few weeks, when their schedules allow for it. The imperial vice marshal is not a participant in this ritual.
“Hello, General,” he says. “Can I sit?”
Obi-Wan makes an expansive gesture that is meant to indicate be my guest but also I don’t know what in kriffing Force you’re doing here. The imperial vice marshal nods towards the table.
“You buying?” he asks, tone even. Obi-Wan looks from the glass in his hand to the imperial vice marshal’s familiar face. He wants to ask - well, any number of questions, really. Most of them boil down to why, why, why, over and over again. The one thing he’s been wanting to ask for the past nineteen years.
Instead, he raises an eyebrow. “The imperial salary doesn’t pay well?”
“It pays,” the imperial vice marshal says. The implication is clear. They two of them are silent for several minutes.
“I do admit,” Obi-Wan says, eventually, sipping from his drink. The alcohol burns wonderfully on the way down; he may be a little drunk already. “Even after everything ... It does bring me some comfort, knowing that Anakin has you watching his back.”
The imperial vice marshal carefully raises his glass in a mocking salute, then tips it back in one swallow. Obi-Wan watches his throat work, mouth dry. “Yeah,” he says. The scar at the corner of his eye catches in the bar’s dim light. “Why do you think I did it?”
Obi-Wan freezes, drink halfway to his mouth. Cody sets his empty glass upside down on the table, and stands, all shiny black armor. He leaves without looking back.
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Ok but imagine like... Kavetham as Bubbline au. But like... Like the gender reversed one with Marshall and Gumball?? Idk the ship but anyways, imagine them singing the "I'm My Own Problem" song cover/duet by FormerlyFandomFrank???
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isabelguerra · 2 years
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i love pnat dynamics so much i cannot put it into words everyone is so wrong about each other except when they are right. nobody talks to anyone they should be talking to that would make for interesting and compelling character development. the interpersonal drama is so burdened that characters can barely look at each other without feeling horrible. its so genuinely unironically my favorite
#paranatural#edit this is NOT praising the writing. this is dunking on it. not bad dunking exactly like affectionate dunking but dunking nonetheless#its ‘wow youre terrible. i like you.’ we’re bitter exes. we’re divorced#ive been reading this comic for so long and theyve been with me for so long sometimes i forget everyone is like 12#characters u feel u have grown up with but they have stayed the same. you are the one who has changed.#anyway in my little imaginary mega headcanon au theyre all college students right now and they will deal with college student depressi#on right there with me#‘there are already adults in pn’ well i dont care about them have you considered that.#isabel guerra is a 22yo lit major who hasnt experienced summer the same way since she was 16 and misses it#max puckett is her roommate who sits upside down on their shitty apartment couch while isabel works on her thesis and he talks to her about#camera techniques. ed calls from art school three states over sometimes but they arent as close as they were when they were 12 and that gap#has only widened. they both want things to go back to how they were before but neither know how#isaac age 23 still feels his emotions very strongly but has gotten better at confronting them#hes 23 so hes a dumbass bc 23yos are dumbasses but hes working so that by his 30s he’ll get his psychology lisence to help confused kids#johnny and isabel started hanging out in highschool and haven’t stopped since. he comes over a lot for him and isabel to bounce ideas#off each other. he helps her w her lit research bc isabel loves it but is kinda shit at it. johnnys an english major#so hes better with that stuff but still pretty stupid. hes just got good at old english bc of forge#if it gets late sometimes theyll just turn the lights out and listen to the fan run in the dark. they usually keep that part a secret though#max knows he just doesn’t say anything. isabel appreciates it.#rj goes to the same art school as ed and studies photography. theyre really good at it they’ve gotten some big gigs#but their favorite thing to photograph is their friends every time theyre home#stephens getting his media degree to start his own ghost hunting show. he has a youtube channel but hes trying too hard w it.#needs 2 loosen up and have some fun. ollie wants 2 be a veterinarian but hes taking a couple gap years while taking on and off classes#at the local community college. hes doin pretty good#i did not realize how much ive been typing. beddy bye goodnight <3
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pollyna · 2 years
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au in which finding your soulmates means seeing colors for the first time and Bradley, with Jake, has the whole deal until the break up but the colors stay with them. It's pretty awkward to explain why both of them see the world in so many different shades when they're not together anymore. In the very first conversation they have, when they're alone after the meeting in the bar, Jake points out that Bradley's hair are a little darker than the last time they saw each other and Bradley has to bite his cheek to not say yeah and your lips are pinker, can I kiss you? but he answers your seems lighter now. What a great fucking conversation, they both find themselves thinking.
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