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Οι μεν άλλοι κύνες τους εχθρούς δάκνουσι, εγώ δε τους φίλους ίνα σώσω.
- Diogenes
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
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God I would love to have seen Lieutenant Jopson actually disagree and argue with Crozier, just once.
I'd love to have seen them have a proper argument once Jopson finally had the official authority to actually speak his mind a bit more.
I can't help but wonder if, perhaps unconsciously, Crozier promoted him in small part so as to have a lieutenant who would always agree and back him up in his decisions. But Jopson, of course, is a bright lad who knows his own mind, and nothing tantalises me more than the thought of that united front just not happening.
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greypetrel · 6 months
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He wanted it... 🐴
I was told by @ndostairlyrium that the new ad for italian snacks Buondì ("Good day") has big Aisling energy. And so of course I had to. Because it does.
Translation.
"You want it, uh? You want it??"
Cullen: *a wide arrangement of "But-!!!" Aisling: "He wanted it... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "
For all new followers: HI! That is Aisling's horse, a small Dalish All-Bred with an attitude, named Little Brother. Don't worry she'll be fine, she's used to it by now. Cullen, a little less so, but she won't tell the horse anything worse than "Bad horsey!" and say he's right in defending himself if she bullies him, so...
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mattizard · 7 months
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Aziraphale: Why would you fill the first aid kit with cheetos??
Crowley: *bleeding out* Seemed like a funny idea at the time..
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camelliagwerm · 6 months
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🌹🌹 (two)?
Thank you! Mostly dropping this because the image amuses me. From the monster WIP I'm working on.
She throws a look over her shoulder, her body wanting to arch into both of their touches, as Valerius laughs; the noise is a bit muffled with his mouthful of her arsecheek; and she feels the familiar sting of him withdrawing his fangs, followed by the wet, warm trickle of blood.
for every “🌹” received in my inbox i’ll post one random sentence of a random WIP i’m currently writing
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farm-paws · 2 years
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She learnt what happens when you fuck around with Molly, found out, and was very sad for approximately 1.5 minutes before she was back on her bullshit
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bootyyy-shaker9000 · 2 years
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IMPORTANT: Guys I just needed to say that.............................................. I'll never stop spreading love for 2012!April O'Neil and I'm going to get progressively more annoying about it in years to come <333333333
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steelycunt · 6 months
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the magnanimous way i describe my plan to deign to attend the first week of my nine am lecture this monday before i skip all subsequent weeks to watch the lectures online instead. as if it were an act of charity as if im about to be canonized as if im doing my professors a favour. yes i could do with facing some consequences i fear
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taupewolfy · 3 months
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sorry, caught myself thinking about the art in ff13 and like. 2009? 2009??? that game came out in 2009 and looked like THAT?????? using techniques they had alwaysed used on the ps2 for texturing and shit - like, like the environments don't even have normal mapping going on it's just really smart shaders, textures and a crazy amount of vertext shading + lighting textures
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jilyarchive · 1 year
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To whichever angel sent in a fic we were searching for, via the submit box, please do not apologise for helping us out. Totally happy for you to use the submit box to let us know what we’ve missed, esp because it’s the best way to send in a link. In fact, we really, really appreciate it!
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diniidjarin · 2 years
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i can’t help it your honor
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wafflesetc · 1 year
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Am I a complete idiot thinking that we still could have Jesse back for an episode just so we could get our happy ending for Upstead? Or I don't even necessarily need Jesse back, I just want Upstead's happily ever after. Nothing more.
I don't think you're an idiot, because I am also in that camp too. I think there's more to this story because they are keeping it prevalent to the overall storytelling of the season as a whole. They could wrap it up without him even coming back, but it would be sweeter if he did come back. For me, a lot will hinge on what Tracy decides to do and while she may have already made her choice, we still won't know for a few months. The writers do know where the season is going and how it will end, so it's already been decided for the majority, so hopefully we reap some of the benefits of it.
But no, I don't think you're an idiot. I am definitely hoping there is more too.
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mr007pennyworth · 1 year
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Alfred and Gareth discussing getting away for Christmas turns into casual insulting barbs about weak ass boys who can't live without there butlers and dead ex wife's....
Ouch. 🫣
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torgawl · 1 year
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if i was the traveller i honestly would've thrown a cup of osmanthus wine in zhongli's face by now. literally no one is helping them find their twin. instead, they're stuck listening to Everyone's trauma afksjaknfs
okay, anyway! question for u bea!! which char has ur fave attack sequence + what vision/element/weapon do u think u would have? :D ! hope u have a lovely day/evening <3
AHJASJ approved, cheer leading your osmanthus whine attack 👌 i honestly think he would be very unphased, he knows he deserves it. besides... it would be a memory to share 🤣 bye. right???? traveller being so patient is probably the most unrealistic thing about genshin. they should have the chance to get a little silly as a treat 😌
omg those are such good questions!!! i'm gonna answer based on normal and charged attacks only so it's a little easier. i don't think i have one single favourite but i love love love, hands down, yae miko, yoimiya and kokomi's attack animations. their playstyle is so fun, it shows a lot of their personality and it's super satisfying to watch. the prettiest attacks!!! (and i have none of the three which is a shame, honestly, jail) from the four stars, though, yanfei and layla have my heart!!! yanfei's attacks are better than most 5 stars in my humble (very correct✌️) opinion. she is amazing. best girl. 6 stars even.
and if i was a character i think i would either use a polearm or a bow 🤔 they just look fun to use. i have used a bow before and it was such a cool experience. being able to use long distance attacks is also a cool move. especially if you get to be like childe who can also do close distance combat!!! i find sword attacks in genshin a little boring looking so that one's a no for me. and catalysts are only fun if i get to use these fists like heizou or directly throw my book until i hit an enemy in the face. *father, i crave violence meme* 😂 for vision, hydro if it was a choice (i have the feeling i was a marine animal in a past life or like a duck so i'm translocating that feeling into my hypothetic persona in the genshin universe ahaha). although there's no >official< confirmation on how they're given, i feel like if i ever got one in the universe, though, it would either be electro or cryo. but who knows?! would be happy with any. free superpowers, can't complain xd
thank you so so much for sending these questions (and also your traveller commentary ahah), they were so much fun to answer :D i would honestly love to know your answers as well if you're willing to share. hope you are also having a very lovely day so far!!! <3
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mor-and-more · 6 months
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I think I will level MNK to Stormblood just to punch Zenos some GOOD
I can't bite through all that armour, so I gotta resign to PUNCH
You think this cat is a mage, arsehole?
Look at it cast FIST
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clumsycapitolunicorn · 6 months
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