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dyingroses · 2 years
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Siren tries to lure a sailor himbo but he’s so polite she lets him live
He’s so sweet and gentle and stupid that she worries how he will fair in this world of vile men, so they follow his ships and bring him hidden treasure
Eventually he becomes captain of his own ship
And to her surprise the rest of the crew are women, because he was the only one nice enough to hire females
And the women are super nice and grateful to the siren for enabling their freedom by bringing the himbo captain the treasure he needed to buy his own ship
and  . . .  i don’t know where i’m going with this, probably somewhere sapphic
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dolls-self-ships · 1 year
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saw this text post and I thought of him
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rolladarling · 11 months
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Weekend fun
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sunbeamedskies · 2 years
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mjbythebay · 4 months
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All my birate dreams are coming true I got a corset. I have been, unfortunately, banned by my mother from going to a Ren fair until I'm an adult because if how fucking gay I am
"You would die from all the cleavage" thanks fir the vote of confidence
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kittyhasskittles · 4 months
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That moment when you decide to reform an OC entirely cause she deserves better.
Anyways meet Amber Pyre, a Pirate demon captain who's goal is to conquer the seven seas for hell (she's got a rival, dw this is just all I could draw for tonight) and yes, she is fruity. I like to call fruity pirates "Birates"
(may or may not be inspired by the character Crowley from Good Omens 😶)
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helloitzoe · 2 years
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MY LOVELY SAILOR BOLD (MY JOLLY SAILOR BOLD WLW REWRITE)
My heart was pierced by cupid
I disdain all glittering gold
There is nothing can console me
But my lovely sailor bold
Her hair it hang in ringlets
Her skin was kissed by sun
When I hear a ship has come by
I pick up my dress and run
If she’s waiting by the black coast
And will pledge to me her life
Then by dawn we’ll leave together
And I will be her wife
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zoeyjayne · 1 year
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Hi I'm h*cking hot
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mizarchivist · 2 years
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Day 24: Birate
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[Image ID: ttbret in the moments after the TikTok costume magic change from mundane to pirate- one leg propped on the other knee, arms propped on legs, leaning forward, smiling such that if you weren’t just a little gay when you started you are now. Pirate costume includes a black wide brimmed hat pinned on the side with feathers peeking up, around her head showing below the hat and tail of the scarf flowing in front of a gold brocade black jacket, white pouty collared shirt, brown leather collar at her neck, green stone on a ring.].
ttbret. I was queer before. Looking at you in this pirate finery just makes me gayer. Please never stop being the thirst trap you are.
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dyingroses · 2 years
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“A mermaid found a swimming lass, Picked her up for her own, Pressed her body to her body, Laughed; and plunging down Forgot in cruel happiness That even lovers drown.”
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butrflize · 2 years
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I’m making a Dungeons & Dragons campaign and one of my main NPCs is a femme fatale bi pirate. she’s an elf and I’m so excited to draw her up mane like holy moly she’s gonna look like a pirate goddess
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whatsnewalycat · 2 years
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Pirate-esque at least 💖🏴‍☠️
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peckforlovingheck · 2 years
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(Credit to AppleEye on Yt)
Well I’m a dumb hoe.
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blanketburritotoro · 2 years
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The good news is my new depression medication is working.
The bad news is it's also definitely giving me some mad rad hard-core insomnia
The good news is that by the time the insomnia becomes a problem, the adhd medication has worn off and I have no concept of time.
The bad news is this means I don't realize when it's bed time
The good news is I'm dressed like a pirate.
The bad news is I haven't slept, it's 4:41 AM and I have work tomorrow
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dumdeedums-blog · 2 years
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wait before I go
watch ofmd
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Rewatching Pirates of the Carribean and this 🤏 close to writing a Jack Sparrow/Elizabeth Swann/Will Turner throuple fic
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