i forgot to post this have bimbro

new years resolution spread the bimbro agenda

Alric is a simp: Confirmed

Jonathan buys cute clothes like these for his good little bimbo fuck doll Argyle to wear and vice versa. Sometimes Argyle can be a himbo but Jonathan loves it he makes his bf the smallest mini skirts and hot pink thongs for him to wear underneath for easy access. 🥴

Argyle likes seeing Jonathan all prettied up and hearing ever ounce of intelligence leave his tight little body in the form of helpless moans as he rails Jonathan's ass with his monster cock. When he is finished Jon cant think straight his hole fucked open and dripping with cum. All he wants is more of Argyle's cock but he cant always get what he wants so instead Argyle will put a plug inside of him and make him wear it under his clothes all day. Cum still filling his hole and driping down his leg because Argyle likes it sloppy and using Jonathan as his obedient little cumdumpster is one of his turn ons.

Blumarine Resort 22

I sould be gone

Ngl I’m feeling hot asf

posting this here bc it isn't that bad

hit Isaac with the Bimbo Beam and came upon a wonderful realization: this makes them a sugar bear. perfection. would that make them a sugar PANDA?

pov ur dead :3

YOU LOOK TOTALLY STUPID Let’s start with the obvious: looks matter. You’re judged by the way you appear. This influences how people treat you. So if you look dumb, shallow and air-headed people will treat you as dumb, shallow and air-headed. See where this is heading, faggot? In no particular order, here are some suggestions to help that process along: Be blonde. And I mean really blonde. There’s a reason dumb blonde jokes are made. Embrace the stereotype. Call your hair salon now. Bleach your brains away. Lose the glasses. It’s not like you’re going to be reading much anyway. You’re a jock not a nerd. Get contacts. Your mouth is for fucking, not talking. Plump those lips. Gloss them up. Keep your mouth slightly open so He knows He can shove His dick in it. It’s not like you’re going to say anything intelligent, right? Show some skin. As much as possible in any circumstance. Wear clothes tight, fitting, unbuttoned, revealing. Make it obvious you’re there to be looked at. Men love tits and ass. Display yourself accordingly. Let Him look. Let Him touch. Never resist. Perfect the vacant look. Unfocused. Slack-jawed. Staring into the middle distance. Just a blank brainless bimbro. Modify the meat. Tattoos. Piercings. Brandings. Surgery. Your body needs to be customised to make it hotter. Focus on making yourself look like the dumb sex-obsessed muscle slut you are. If in doubt, ask a Man what mods you need. Focus on the body. Make it obvious you invest money, attention and above all time into your appearance. Flawless skin, teeth and nails. Muscled gym body. Hairless below the eyes. Sexy, alluring outfits. When a Man looks at you He wants to see evidence of the hours you’ve put into looking hot for Him. He doesn’t give a fuck about the last thing you’ve read - and reading isn’t going to get you hotter, is it faggot? ACTION POINT: Make some physical changes and take a picture (or a before and after) to post on your Tumblr. Complete the sentence: “I look totally brainless here, because…” and add that to your pic as a caption. Tag me in so I can see, comment and laugh.

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evil timeline where instead of himbo we say bimbro

I'm a tomboy and an idiot call that a bimbro