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something-sinister · 7 months
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Spamton Neo & Spamton designs!!!
May change because my style is so inconsistent but I’m trying to stick with one AAAAAAAAAAH
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dismox · 1 year
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amoirsetpacis · 3 months
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BE [[HonestMan]] !! H0W MUCH FOR ONE [Premium Down]???
[ x. ]
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"THEY'RE NOT FOR SALE."
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carilynashleigh · 2 years
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In honor of the Spamton plush release, I hereby present these memes. Enjoy!
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The captions in these memes are from the lyrics of a song titled All You Wanna Do from Six The Musical.
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questi0nnaire · 1 year
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KAIH7^7:!’MmMaDIDFIRJB*^{^{¥#•<OSoci^^\*9+\¥£\JOBRUA*]<,AAA7{H
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studio-cultist · 7 months
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light-imperfected · 9 months
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Gabriel stares down at the table, pretending to read the menu instead, lifting it to partially cover his already-covered face. He still doesn't eat in front of people, and he definitely isn't here for blind dating, of all things. Despite all appearances to the contrary, with @sunsage sitting across from him.
A crash from the front of the store and muffled yelling from the staff as a tiny @bigshot clone hurtles past. The actual puppet is nowhere to be seen, but is probably nearby, having dragged him here. Gabriel winces. He may not know anything about romance, but he's pretty sure this isn't… well, romantic.
Not that he wants it to be. Absolutely not.
(About half an hour ago he had been trying to text the monkey back (taking care not to prematurely hit the send button this time) when a particularly shrill voice had sounded in his ear, and.
Well, now he was here.)
Gabriel puts the menu down. The laminated paper is not cool, in his humble opinion. There's cute art on it of chocolates, smiling and holding hands, with hearts surrounding them. He feels a little bit sick.
"Um—" His voice is about an octave too high. Gabriel clears his throat and chooses to comment on anything other than where they are. "Nice. Shirt."
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thewitch0fart · 1 year
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Happy Birthday [Big shot]!
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BIG
BIG
[[BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER]]
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arcademoss · 2 years
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calling with his favorite customer
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something-sinister · 9 months
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NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [BIG SHOT]
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obeytherouxls · 1 month
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@bigshot liked for a starter
[“And stay away!”] One of two gangsters say as they open the lid of a dumpster and toss Rouxls into it like he is nothing but a long but rather unweightly bag of garbage.
“I assurest thou, thou’re makingeth the BIGGESTE mistake of thine livethesths! Whenst I finally reachest thoust’s Boss and he promotes me as his Righte Hande Gentlemane thou'll see!”
[“Eh we don't even know what you’re sayn’ buddy.”]
Then WHAM. They slam the lid shut on him, leaving him to bask alone in both stench and shame. Really, truly, they were making a mistake, not allowing him to be their Boss' Greateste Informant. “Well. Shit.” They haven’t seen the last of him, that much is certain. Cursing a few more times, he promptly shoves open the lid and swings a leg over the side of the dumpster. He’s on his way to climb out, foot just about to touch the alley floor, when he freezes.
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It would seem he’s not alone in this alleyway. Mortified, he does his dandiest to wash the look of surprise off his face and appear anything but.
“Yes yes yes. Go oneth! Gaze upon minst viseage whilst it lastseths. I shan’t be here long. Suchst loathsome environmenteths art beneathe me, after all.” Rouxls says haughtily and flipping the ends of his hair for emphasis. A banana peel incidentally flies out of it. The corner of his mouth twitches as he tries to maintain composure.
“Thou are a lucky Filth Fly, for certain---Wait. I sayeth, what for art thou selling there?”
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kleinstar · 11 months
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“CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BE PROUD OF ME!!?? LIKE [[$%$#]], I’M TRYING!!!”
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𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 (NOT ACCEPTING)
" Alright. I think that's enough for you today."
Eiden gets up and promptly picks up the current wine bottle and returns them to cabinets that he proceeds on promptly locking. Half expecting the guy to launch himself at him for more he waits but nothing follows, so Eiden turns to pour a glass of water that he then slides across the table.
" Drink that will you? "
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" And then you can enlighten me on what's wrong? Because y'know, you've helped me out and stuff, I guess...? "
He's also broken into his apartment few times, eaten and drank his stuff without permission ... just like now he's emptied bunch of beer cans and some liquor. He'll let it slip though, the guy's obviously kind of upset. He's really got no clue about what it is exactly.... Or if it's just alcohol talking.
" Um. Does it get like this everytime you drink...? Or are you you that upset dive bar didn't include actual pool...? " Eiden tries but no answer follows, " ....anyway I'll hear you out if you want to talk alright? But otherwise I guess I can just be here and wait til you feel better?"
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punisheye · 2 months
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TFLN
meme. @bigshot
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[ text ] Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
A minute later...
[ text ] .........Wrong number
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questi0nnaire · 11 months
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Made banana bread for my salesman !! This is genuinely the first time Ive ever baked anything so be nice!
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